Round 3, Heat 7: Miss Chiefsplanet USA Tournament

[Rain Man]

In this heat we have the nation's leading producers of cars, pineapples, and Kennedys. Two will survive (contestants, not Kennedys).


Miss Michigan http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/CPyVHc0paKUg8tDcxW8U1Q--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD03MjA7cT04NTt3PTQ4MA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/423/2013/06/11/USA2013-0445-jpg_224917.jpg
Miss Hawaii http://l1.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/pde6YuhFfSoUiDtUs0fBjA--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD03MjA7cT04NTt3PTQ4MA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/423/2013/06/11/USA2013-0434-jpg_224908.jpg
Miss Massachusetts http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/fZ43DqbTQ4.m8Sh1ZvkHsQ--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9aW5zZXQ7aD03MjA7cT04NTt3PTQ4MA--/http://l.yimg.com/os/423/2013/06/11/USA2013-0444-jpg_224916.jpg

[Rain Man]

Kinky Ms. Michigan edges out Innocent Miss Hawaii for the #1 spot. They're both a vital part of a healthy American diet.

I really don't see the attraction toward Miss Massachusetts. I see more attractive women every day when I walk to work.

[BlackHelicopters]

Massachusetts

[Pitt Gorilla]

MassachusettsAgreed. She's sultry.

[BlackHelicopters]

Agreed. She's sultry.

Sultry and potentially slutty.

[Just Passin' By]

Hawaii is the only one worth voting for here

[Phobia]

Weak heat. None will make the top 10.

[patteeu]

Hawaii is the only one worth voting for here

I tend to agree. I gave my second vote to Massachusetts, but it was a distant second.

[RedandGold]

If there was an "eliminate all three" option, it would have gotten my vote. Very weak heat, indeed.

[Iconic]

How can you call Hawaii weak. She's fucking gorgeous.

[Rain Man]

How can you call Hawaii weak. She's ****ing gorgeous.

Agreed. I'm a big fan of her facial features.

The interesting thing about this process from my perspective is that it's hard for me to distinguish based on body. There are some differences, of course, but overall a great body is a great body, and most of these contestants have that part down.

So that means that much of my differentiation of candidates is based on their facial features, which show much more variation. Maybe because many candidates have classic beauty in the facial area, I tend to go for ones that are more distinctive in their beauty, such as Hawaii, Michigan, and Wisconsin.

I also like a narrower face shape and defined jawline, and there's wide variation in that characteristic. That helped me a lot in the earlier rounds.

[Rain Man]

Okay, we'll shut it down now, and Massachusetts declares its independence from the tournament and leaves. Michigan and Hawaii advance.