What would you do?

[Stewie]

My girlfriend backed out of my driveway and overshot the street (it's a narrow rural street). She accidentally ran over some ornamental long grass in the neighbor's yard. This happened Sunday and today the neighbor came over and wanted an apology and money for reparations. To shut her up I gave her $15 and went on my way.

What would you do?

[Ceej]

I would do the same.

And revoke my girlfriend's license.

[TribalElder]

Is $15 the going rate for ornamental long grass? You might have overpaid

[lewdog]

Two main points from this thread.

Point 1, women should never drive.

Point 2, never put up tacky looking lawn ornaments.

[Rain Man]

I would offer to let her see my girlfriend naked.

[Stewie]

Is $15 the going rate for ornamental long grass? You might have overpaid

It's not even dead. It's just kind of flattened but healthy.

[Stewie]

I would offer to let her see my girlfriend naked.

The neighbor is ancient. I'm sure she doesn't remember sex when she had it in the 1960s.

[LiveSteam]

The neighbor is ancient. I'm sure she doesn't remember sex when she had it in the 1960s.

LMAO

[TribalElder]

You did good keeping things on the up and up with your neighbors. Weed eating the flat parts might have had an adverse impact on neighbor relations

[DaFace]

She didn't apologize in the first place? I'd be pissed too.

[Rain Man]

She didn't apologize in the first place? I'd be pissed too.

Maybe she was running from the cops and didn't have time to stop.

[Stewie]

She didn't apologize in the first place? I'd be pissed too.

Heh! It was like 11:00 Sunday night when it happened. I couldn't even tell the ornamental grass was damaged until it was pointed out to me.

[cosmo20002]

The neighbor is ancient. I'm sure she doesn't remember sex when she had it in the 1960s.

Just tell her it looks fine and she must be confused.

[Bugeater]

I would've told her to go get an estimate for what it would cost to repair the "damage". And I would've laughed at her for demanding an apology.

[Planetman]

Since you did not cause any damage I'd tell the curmudgeon to get stuffed. Then I'd call my girlfriend and tell her I just had to kick out $150 in lawn repairs to the neighbor and demand to PIIHB.

[Omaha]

Honestly, I would have apologized and offered to fix the landscaping from the very beginning. Repairing it won't take much time or money and since it was your girlfriend's fault, I think it's the right thing to do.

[Bugeater]

Honestly, I would have apologized and offered to fix the landscaping from the very beginning. Repairing it won't take much time or money and since it was your girlfriend's fault, I think it's the right thing to do.
How do you repair flattened grass?

[Planetman]

How do you repair flattened grass?
Fix-A-Flat?

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

The Whole Thing.

[TribalElder]

I still can't picture what ornamental long grass looks like

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

http://extension.missouri.edu/explore/images/g06661art01.jpgI still can't picture what ornamental long grass looks like

[TribalElder]

http://extension.missouri.edu/explore/images/g06661art01.jpg

Aww shit lol

That's what that's called

[tooge]

Put neighbor in a choke hold.

[Omaha]

How do you repair flattened grass?

Well, if it's ruined, I'd plant more. I assume it's similar to the ornamental grass I have around my patio.

[007]

How do you repair flattened grass?

Viagra

[ghak99]

Feed her the peter.

Then send her a bill.

[Jewish Rabbi]

Just burn that bitch's house down.

[007]

By the way...

Just pour antifreeze on it and call it good.

[CrazyPhuD]

http://media.moddb.com/images/members/1/320/319529/NukeOrbit.jpg

[CrazyPhuD]

The neighbor is ancient. I'm sure she doesn't remember sex when she had it in the 1960s.

:doh!: Dude if she was ancient you should have told her you'd pay her tomorrow...then when she comes back tomorrow you insist that you paid her the day before already!!!o:-)

[TLO]

Just PIIHB and call it good

[Phobia]

Well, if it's ruined, I'd plant more. I assume it's similar to the ornamental grass I have around my patio.

Ancient lady must have been too fat?

[Titty Meat]

Ancient lady must have been too fat?

Lmao poor Omaha.

[Dayze]

How do you repair flattened grass?

feed it so it gets nice and plump/fat.

[Fat Elvis]

You're just lucky she isn't a member of the Planet. Judging from the TSHTF thread you (or your girlfriend--or both) should of been shot with a high caliber assault rifle for going onto her property. Your girlfriend could of been dumping flame throwing robot mice in an attempt to burn down her house and snuff her out into the open so you could raid her stockpiles of MREs.

[Nickel D]

I'm sure she doesn't remember sex when she had it in the 1960s.

Why wouldn't she? Her pit bull partner still hasn't!

[Chiefaholic]

The $15 you gave her wasn't necessary. You can't hardly kill the stuff. Cut it close to the ground and it'll take care of itself.

[Donger]

I would catch this little cutie and release it in her yard:

http://l.yimg.com/bt/api/res/1.2/rkpmzejkbHp9FjgO30xEJg--/YXBwaWQ9eW5ld3M7Zmk9ZmlsbDtoPTY3MjtweW9mZj0wO3E9ODU7dz05NjA-/http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/ap_webfeeds/fbbd1a3230894a17370f6a7067008ad8.jpg