*****7/19 ROYALS VS IOU'S GAME THREAD **** (also known as white trash night)

[chiefqueen]

The judges also would have accepted trailer park night or, my favorite, traitor night.

At least I know if the Royals lose tonight I should be blamed (but will be) but the individual that really should be blamed is the moron in the Royals FO that allowed Mizzou night to be held on the same night the Royals are playing the TIGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not even I am THAT stupid.

[sedated]

An open invitation to meth-u fans AND its buck night? I see Glass is still embracing his Wal-Mart roots.

[duncan_idaho]

[Mizzou on ku hate]
Nice to see you guys are "totally over it." Yup, don't come off as jilted lovers at all.
[/Mizzou on ku hate]

Going tonight with my pop for father's day.

[stonedstooge]

They already had Beaker Night didn't they?

[chiefqueen]

They already had Beaker Night didn't they?

KU Day is 8/25.

[Sfeihc]

Good luck, my CHIEFS lovin' brethren! GO TIGERS!!!

[Demonpenz]

Paul Rudd wearing KU shorts. buurrrrn

[BlackHelicopters]

Let's get this party started!

[TribalElder]

Celebrity night and mizzou night

[DeezNutz]

Hot-hand Getz in the starting lineup tonight. Relieved...

[petegz28]

Hot-hand Getz in the starting lineup tonight. Relieved...

whew! I was worried for a second

[siberian khatru]

Hot-hand Getz in the starting lineup tonight. Relieved...

I hope he finally gets a shot to produce. Gotta find out what we've got.

[stonedstooge]

The march to the playoffs begins in 10 minutes

[Pepe Silvia]

Good luck tonight, beat those damn Tigers.

[C3HIEF3S]

"pretty warm for opening day" /hud


Someone tell Hud today is July 19th.

[stonedstooge]

CAIN

[BlackHelicopters]

LoCain!

[C3HIEF3S]

Cain!!

[stonedstooge]

Slo mo of Santana looked like the old screwball

[siberian khatru]

A 1-2-3 inning.

You can feel the second-half momentum building.

[Toadkiller]

Fucking makes me rage to see Getz out there.

[siberian khatru]

****ing makes me rage to see Getz out there.

At least he's not hitting 2nd.

[DeezNutz]

whew! I was worried for a second

I hope he finally gets a shot to produce. Gotta find out what we've got.

Finally some sensible Royals posters. :clap:

[stonedstooge]

GORDO SINGLES. HERE WE GO

[BlackHelicopters]

Here we go!

[DeezNutz]

LMAO. Ruled a hit.

[BlackHelicopters]

Hot hand AB yet?

[stonedstooge]

LMAO. Ruled a hit.

Getz would have had that one

[BlackHelicopters]

Hos bad luck.

[DeezNutz]

Getz would have had that one

Truff.

[stonedstooge]

woot. RBI single for Belly. 1 zip

[BlackHelicopters]

Fat Billy!!

[DeezNutz]

First of 15. Suck it, bitches. /DM

[C3HIEF3S]

Belly comes through!
Why did Sanchez give him something to hit on 0-2?

[siberian khatru]

WE ARE RIGHT BACK IN THE RACE

[Raiderhater]

They need to really pile it on here in the 1st.

[DeezNutz]

Sweep and we're only 5 out.

[stonedstooge]

SANCHEZ ON THE ROPES

[BlackHelicopters]

Not even close

[stonedstooge]

MMOOSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Double play

[C3HIEF3S]

Rely on Moose to fuck everything up.

[BlackHelicopters]

Hit first pitch after a wild walk. Bad baseball.

[Raiderhater]

They need to really pile it on here in the 1st.

Or let Moose hit into a DP. WTF is he still in the line up?

[petegz28]

Salvy walks on 4 straight pitches and Moose swings at the first pitch he sees!!!!

What a fucking fail

[siberian khatru]

Moose now 4 for 66 or thereabouts with RISP

[BlackHelicopters]

Horrid

[DeezNutz]

Salvy walks on 4 straight pitches and Moose swings at the first pitch he sees!!!!

What a ****ing fail

Gio missed signs!!!

[stonedstooge]

Moose now 4 for 66 or thereabouts with RISP

COME TO PLAY!

[BlackHelicopters]

Moose is a lost cause. What a waste.

[BlackHelicopters]

No way in hell we catch these guys and the Indians. No way.

[BlackHelicopters]

Hot glove

[DeezNutz]

Everyone needs to listen to Jim Bowden officially interview for the Royals GM job earlier today. Dude was on point. I was particularly interested in the confidence he expressed in both Hosmer and Moose.

http://www.810whb.com/page.php?page_id=140

(under The Program)

[BlackHelicopters]

Santana wants that big contract.

[C3HIEF3S]

6 up, 6 down

[stonedstooge]

6 up, 6 down

2 teams in Chicago and you're a Royals fan?

[stonedstooge]

HERE WE GO AGAIN

[BlackHelicopters]

Steal time!

[BlackHelicopters]

Fuck!

[siberian khatru]

Bunting ... I just ...

[BlackHelicopters]

Obligatory Shut up Hud!

[siberian khatru]

C'mon, Hot Bat!

[stonedstooge]

Could someone turn the fucking heat off? It's still 93 here in Northern Missouri

[BlackHelicopters]

Red hot Getz

[stonedstooge]

Intentional walk?

[siberian khatru]

Hot walk!

[Raiderhater]

Thought for sure Getz was going to f#ck that up.

[Raiderhater]

And now he steals a base....

[siberian khatru]

Hot wheels!

[BlackHelicopters]

Punchless

[BlackHelicopters]

Getz is a machine.

[siberian khatru]

Good thing we gave them a free out that inning.

[BlackHelicopters]

Bunting in the second inning. Thanks Ned.

[C3HIEF3S]

2 teams in Chicago and you're a Royals fan?

Yep. Started following baseball at the beginning of last season season. My first 2 games I watched were the games where Broxton plunked in the winning run and the Hochevar opening day game LMAO

[tk13]

If we go through this segment without a COME ON CHEN Joel has failed.

[stonedstooge]

Yep. Started following baseball at the beginning of last season season. My first 2 games I watched were the games where Broxton plunked in the winning run and the Hochevar opening day game LMAO

Kewl. Pull up a chair and sit a spell

[BlackHelicopters]

Santana wants $$$$$$$$$$$$$$

[siberian khatru]

Bunting in the second inning. Thanks Ned.

With our .294 hitter. To set it up for our .244 hitter and our .214 hitter (albeit one with a hot bat).

[stonedstooge]

There's 3 innings

[C3HIEF3S]

Dealing

[BlackHelicopters]

Filthy stuff so far.

[sedated]

With our .294 hitter. To set it up for our .244 hitter and our .214 hitter (albeit one with a hot bat).

Has Ned ever seen a stat in his life? Or does he just look at guys and make up how good they are in his own mind?

[BlackHelicopters]

Get your bets down. Swing at first pitch?

[stonedstooge]

I'm not sure that was a called bunt. Lough was trying to make the fat man move

[BlackHelicopters]

Darn

[DeezNutz]

George Brett is looking over at the interview getting thirsty.

[stonedstooge]

That was quick

[BlackHelicopters]

Drunk comedians. Kewl

[petegz28]

Gio missed signs!!!

Is that what they said? Seriously?

[BlackHelicopters]

George Brett is looking over at the interview getting thirsty.

He gets the shakes at about 8 pm

[DeezNutz]

Is that what they said? Seriously?

Dutton tweeted a snarky comment about this. Missing signs, not knowing outs, something else.

Didn't attribute the comments to anyone specifically, but it was pretty clear that he was airing some laundry.

[stonedstooge]

Santana pitches better when he has no help from the offense

[BlackHelicopters]

Great play!

[DeezNutz]

Ken Harvey commemorative tarp.

[stonedstooge]

Cabrera mouthing at someone in the Royals dugout between pitches. Haven't seen that one for awhile

[BlackHelicopters]

Moose needs help at the university level. A team of clinicians

[C3HIEF3S]

Rex ROFL

[Dartgod]

Fuck that. Make him come to you, Cain.

[DeezNutz]

If Hud asks Josey if he likes to ski, they'll probably have to go to break.

[DeezNutz]

Craps, weed, hoes, you know, Hud.

[stonedstooge]

Damn Alcides

[siberian khatru]

Lots of productive outs that inning. Now if only they gave you 4 instead of 3.

[BlackHelicopters]

Hud is a f&&&ing idiot

[Raiderhater]

Lots of productive outs that inning. Now if only they gave you 4 instead of 3.

Still wouldn't matter.

[siberian khatru]

Still wouldn't matter.

Yeah, what was I thinking. Eternal optimist, etc.

[BlackHelicopters]

LoCain again!!!!!!!

[stonedstooge]

AMOS OTIS IN CENTER

[C3HIEF3S]

Cain! Another great catch.

[Dartgod]

Cain getting a workout tonight.

[BlackHelicopters]

Good pitching. Good defense. Offense..............

[Raiderhater]

Yeah, what was I thinking. Eternal optimist, etc.


I'm here watching the game like it matters as well. I sure can't fault you for being an optimist.

[siberian khatru]

I'm here watching the game like it matters as well. I sure can't fault you for being an optimist.

I'm not. I was being sarcastic. I hope they get swept on this homestand.

[BlackHelicopters]

We are all watching this offensive abortion.

[stonedstooge]

WHAT A THROW

[BlackHelicopters]

Not even close

[Dartgod]

Salvy!!

[C3HIEF3S]

Hell of a throw!

[siberian khatru]

All-Star

[tk13]

Congress is going to mandate background checks before Perez uses his arm. That was a rocket.

[DeezNutz]

Congress is going to mandate background checks before Perez uses his arm. That was a rocket.

lol. OK, Hud.

[stonedstooge]

Didn't look like he had a chance. Hell the runner had 3 steps before Santana even released it. Bad ass arm

[BlackHelicopters]

Congress is going to mandate background checks before Perez uses his arm. That was a rocket.

NSA surveillance on Salvy's arm

[siberian khatru]

lol. OK, Hud.

I just read tk's post in Hud's voice. Damn you, Deez.

[tk13]

lol. OK, Hud.

Throwing the ball to second base is really important if you want to catch a runner who's trying to steal from first. Perez is really good at that.

[DeezNutz]

Throwing the ball to second base is really important if you want to catch a runner who's trying to steal from first. Perez is really good at that.

Uh, hadn't really thought about it from this perspective. I've been too busy admiring the 5000 square feet that Cain has been covering in CF.

[siberian khatru]

Throwing the ball to second base is really important if you want to catch a runner who's trying to steal from first. Perez is really good at that.

So would the runner be like a piece of cheese you're trying to sneak past the rat, i.e., Salvy and his arm?

[BlackHelicopters]

Hos tough luck again

[stonedstooge]

Royals get a sellout game after the All Star Break. That make 2 on the year?

[GloryDayz]

Why are people at the stadium perpetuating this shit?

[DeezNutz]

Why are people at the stadium perpetuating this shit?

Fireworks. Buck Night. Getz.

[BlackHelicopters]

Wicked

[BlackHelicopters]

Why are people at the stadium perpetuating this shit?

Hot hand

[siberian khatru]

Fireworks. Buck Night. Getz.

Not necessarily in that order.

[BlackHelicopters]

No Jan tonight?

[Raiderhater]

lol. OK, Hud.

LMAO

[SPchief]

Why are people at the stadium perpetuating this shit?

Chris Getz is back

[BlackHelicopters]

Tub of goo comes through.

[stonedstooge]

BELLY

[GloryDayz]

Fireworks. Buck Night. Getz.

Well, there is that.

[GloryDayz]

Chris Getz is back

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTfwEiTzbmFvA_35d3Z2GHnq_njdN2lEDNQGVqWNTeYyD_7xp9jwQ

[stonedstooge]

MISSOURI night. How much they discount the tickets?

[siberian khatru]

OK, Moose, this runner isn't in scoring position

[DeezNutz]

OK, Moose, this runner isn't in scoring position

Yep, DP time, baby.

[Raiderhater]

Moose needs to quit going to lunch with Billy. That mid-section is growing.

[stonedstooge]

MAKE THEM PAY

[BlackHelicopters]

Can't stop Moose

[stonedstooge]

Can't stop Moose

Gawd, at least he quit fishing tonight

[BlackHelicopters]

I don't see one run winning it.

[stonedstooge]

Belly fakes going home

[BlackHelicopters]

Five walks. One run.

[stonedstooge]

Belly fakes going home

Can someone get a clip of Belly on that play? I'd love to put it in my sig

[stonedstooge]

OMG

[C3HIEF3S]

Esky you lucky fucker

[BlackHelicopters]

Thank you Detroit

[SPchief]

LMAO make em pay for that

[cosmo20002]

freebie

[Dartgod]

Esky's a turd, but Detroit bails him out.

ROFL

[BlackHelicopters]

Strikeout coming

[cosmo20002]

freebie

wasted

[BlackHelicopters]

Worthless

[Dartgod]

Fuck.

[tk13]

Cue the Price is Right losing horn.

[C3HIEF3S]

:facepalm:

[stonedstooge]

Escobar gets the demons in pressure situations

[siberian khatru]

9 baserunners. 1 run.

[siberian khatru]

Escobar gets the demons in pressure situations

And no matter where you bat him, those situations always find him.

[tk13]

To be fair, it's hard to hit with 2 strikes because if you swing and miss, you're out.

[BlackHelicopters]

Detroit did all they could to help us 2 walks, WP,error. Nothing.

[chiefsfan987]

I'm gonna be pretty surprised if the Royals pull this one out. You don't win a lot of games where you have this many chances to score and fail that many times.

[Dartgod]

To be fair, it's hard to hit with 2 strikes because if you swing and miss, you're out.

Sure thing, Hud. :thumb:

[C3HIEF3S]

Whew..

[BlackHelicopters]

Whew!

[BlackHelicopters]

Santana. You da man!

[DeezNutz]

Trade value up. Check.

Now bring in Collins and let's lose this bitch to help get DM fired.

[Ceej]

Increase that trade value, Ervin.

[siberian khatru]

Gotta let Santana start the 8th, no?

[BlackHelicopters]

Gotta let Santana start the 8th, no?

Yep

[chiefsfan987]

Gotta let Santana start the 8th, no?

I would. I don't trust our bullpen and don't see why we should do them any favors by putting in someone cold off the bench when he's dealing the way he is.

[siberian khatru]

Yep

Which means we'll see Herrera. Hopefully he's "fixed."

[petegz28]

was that Olivia Wilde?

[BlackHelicopters]

Hot hand AB

[BlackHelicopters]

Getzy on fire. White hot.

[BlackHelicopters]

Finally good luck for Hos

[siberian khatru]

What's the deal with Getzie? I was promised hits.

[stonedstooge]

Hosmer still hitting shit hard

[stonedstooge]

Could Cabrera be the greatest hitter ever in the game of baseball?

[DeezNutz]

My favorite Alicia Keys song is "Getz on Fire."

This Getz is on fiirree....

[siberian khatru]

Calling it now: HR this inning to tie.

[SPchief]

Theres that hot hand

[DeezNutz]

Gio doesn't catch that.

[stonedstooge]

Kelvin's back too?

[petegz28]

Santana squeezed the last 2 pitches

[DeezNutz]

Yeah, I mean, what could go wrong with putting a fly ball pitcher in to face a team that hits a shit ton of HRs?

Here comes the loss.

[TambaBerry]

gg Herrera will lose this for us.

[C3HIEF3S]

2 run homer coming right up

[tk13]

Herrera time. This should be fun. Or scary.

[SPchief]

Fuck you ump. Great game by Santana. Buckle up to see what Herrera has gotten back from Omaha

[stonedstooge]

Hope Herrera found some movement on his fastball

[petegz28]

:facepalm:

[Al Czervik]

LOL....gotta give it to Nead.....Consistently stupid

[petegz28]

**** you ump. Great game by Santana. Buckle up to see what Herrera has gotten back from Omaha

Ball 2 was a clear strike. Ball 3 was close enough to be called....

[siberian khatru]

Wil Myers 3-for-5 with a HR tonight

[chiefsfan987]

Yeah lets put in hererra who is a home run machine to come in with a man on and the go ahead run at the plate.

[DeezNutz]

Wil Myers 3-for-5 with a HR tonight

You must listen to that interview I referenced earlier. Dude joked about trying to deal Shields to TB for Myers.

[stonedstooge]

It's the kind of hot today that zaps your fucking ass

[petegz28]

What was the pitch count on Santana?

[SPchief]

What was the pitch count on Santana?

111

[Dartgod]

What was the pitch count on Santana?

106

[petegz28]

That was out #3.....everything in this inning is now on the plate Ump

[SPchief]

WTF

[SPchief]

:clap:

[stonedstooge]

HAHA. HERRERA DEALS

[petegz28]

same spot Santana hit but was called a ball then..oh well, Ump made up for it

[C3HIEF3S]

Herrera actually looked....... good...

[DeezNutz]

Never a doubt.

[siberian khatru]

HE'S FIXED

[stonedstooge]

HE'S FIXED

I SAW IT ON A TAPE

[Demonpenz]

I have to wonder if prince fielder is going to die of fatness.

[Deberg_1990]

Will Myers HR # 5 tonight

[stonedstooge]

I want to see that one again

[C3HIEF3S]

9 Kelly
1 Jackson
2 Hunter up this inning. Miggy is 4th.

[stonedstooge]

There's 1

[C3HIEF3S]

1 down.

[AussieChiefsFan]

1 down!

[Raiderhater]

One down....

[Toadkiller]

Damn Holland is nasty.

[SAUTO]

It's the kind of hot today that zaps your fucking ass

no shit.

[stonedstooge]

2

[C3HIEF3S]

2

[Raiderhater]

Two down....

[C3HIEF3S]

Attendance 35,000 flat tonight

[SPchief]

Filthy

[SPchief]

Jesus

[Raiderhater]

Game!

[SPchief]

WINNAR

[C3HIEF3S]

Royals win!

[Al Czervik]

Fucking Holland is a beast!!!!

KC Wins!!!!

[tk13]

The march to the playoffs begins.

[stonedstooge]

w00t. SHUTOUT

[C3HIEF3S]

I don't know how the fuck we won that game...

[siberian khatru]

Great. Now we just have to go 14-5.

And we've found the winning formula!

[Al Czervik]

Great game by Ervin!!!!

[O.city]

Good win fellas, drove by the K had a big packed house tonight, good to see.

[Dartgod]

I can't believe that single run held up.

Superb job by Santana, Herrera and Holland.

[siberian khatru]

I'd like to think that improved Santana's trade value, but we all know he ain't going anywhere.

[Raiderhater]

I'd like to think that improved Santana's trade value, but we all know he ain't going anywhere.

Depends on what happens between now and the dead line.

[AussieChiefsFan]

:clap:

[siberian khatru]

Depends on what happens between now and the dead line.

We're gonna play 1-2 games over .500 in that stretch, and that will convince Dayton we're in it.

[Deberg_1990]

French Quarter replace by GordoNation. Kinda weak...


http://www.kansascity.com/2013/07/19/4355539/frenchy-quarter-at-kauffman-stadium.html

[Coach]

I honestly would like to try to resign Santana if possible.

[MeatRock]

Nice win. Santana, Herrera and Holland were superb. Santana pitched an amazing game. Hat's off.