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ChiTown
07-22-2013, 01:58 PM
squirted out a Baby Boy.
She's hawt Preggers
http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2013511/rs_293x473-130611135334-634.2kate.ls.61113_copy.jpg
or Not Preggers
https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRIpmNImIFtft8ka9ODQ3rCXbk9UMqwzL9265HYWXAUYs7efxPV
HoneyBadger
07-22-2013, 01:59 PM
That vagina is tore up now.
ptlyon
07-22-2013, 02:01 PM
New starting QB for the London Chiefs in 2035
Setsuna
07-22-2013, 02:03 PM
Not a single crap was given. NO one outside of the UK cares.
ChiTown
07-22-2013, 02:04 PM
Not a single crap was given. NO one outside of the UK cares.
:LOL:
Tell my wife that.
MTG#10
07-22-2013, 02:06 PM
who gives a fuck
mlyonsd
07-22-2013, 02:07 PM
That vagina is tore up now.
That's a given if he has Grandpa Charle's ears.
rageeumr
07-22-2013, 02:08 PM
Not a single crap was given. NO one outside of the UK cares.
Dude. Us Weekly has like 2 million subscribers. You can bet every single one of those people have been glued to live coverage.
HoneyBadger
07-22-2013, 02:08 PM
Not a single crap was given. NO one outside of the UK cares.
False. Women in this country get all creamy over the royal family.
ptlyon
07-22-2013, 02:08 PM
That's a given if he has Grandpa Charle's ears.
I think that's how they got him out
ChiTown
07-22-2013, 02:09 PM
who gives a ****
Another dumbass chimes in.
journeyscarab
07-22-2013, 02:11 PM
I stopped caring about the British monarchy around July 4th, 1776.
Let's hope the Royal vagina makes a full recovery.
ptlyon
07-22-2013, 02:15 PM
Let's hope the Royal vagina makes a full recovery.
"Your Royal Kegle, Madam"
Eleazar
07-22-2013, 02:15 PM
Cant figure out why anyone cares about it...
DaneMcCloud
07-22-2013, 02:17 PM
Not a single crap was given. NO one outside of the UK cares.
:facepalm:
Just how fucking stupid are you?
It seems like the bar is lowered everyday.
Donger
07-22-2013, 02:22 PM
"Your Royal Kegle, Madam"
"King-Sized husband stitch, okay Doc?"
Radar Chief
07-22-2013, 02:23 PM
Cant figure out why anyone cares about it...
I haven’t heard the name Trayvon Martin today.
loochy
07-22-2013, 02:24 PM
She is rather good looking.
Donger
07-22-2013, 02:25 PM
Cant figure out why anyone cares about it...
Some people are fascinated by the majesty of royalty.
LiveSteam
07-22-2013, 02:25 PM
The C section that was heard around the world
LiveSteam
07-22-2013, 02:28 PM
Some people are fascinated by the majesty of royalty.
A Dingo ate chore-baaay-bay
Iowanian
07-22-2013, 02:30 PM
My ancestors kicked the shit out of theirs specifically so we would no longer have to care about them.
Let me know when her sex tape comes out, until then...pfffft.
Anyong Bluth
07-22-2013, 02:32 PM
Let's hope the Royal vagina makes a full recovery.
That's why they have vaginal reconstructive surgery now- bringing it back to the size of a cheerio hole !!
LiveSteam
07-22-2013, 02:34 PM
squirted out a Baby Boy.
She's hawt Preggers
http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2013511/rs_293x473-130611135334-634.2kate.ls.61113_copy.jpg
or Not Preggers
https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRIpmNImIFtft8ka9ODQ3rCXbk9UMqwzL9265HYWXAUYs7efxPV
That guy on the bottom is wanting some of thee Royal pussy
Setsuna
07-22-2013, 02:38 PM
:facepalm:
Just how ****ing stupid are you?
It seems like the bar is lowered everyday.
leave me alone
False. Women in this country get all creamy over the royal family.
I didn't include women.
:LOL:
Tell my wife that.
Go fap some more
DaneMcCloud
07-22-2013, 02:40 PM
leave me alone
Stop saying stupid shit
Iowanian
07-22-2013, 02:40 PM
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DJ's left nut
07-22-2013, 02:41 PM
While I won't say "who cares?" (because I know that a lot of people do), I will say "I give zero fucks" and wonder why anyone that doesn't live in Britain does.
Seriously - the 'why' is a legitimate question here. Why does anyone care about the fact that a pampered figurehead has managed to breed?
In terms of ceremony, I find the Papal Conclave to be fascinating as hell because in the end, the pope actually does dictate the direction of the catholic church and could legitimately make a difference. So the combination of legitimate present impact + ceremony is interesting to me. But royal rugrats? I just don't get it. This has absolutely no true impact on the world at large. Well, unless you believe that the absence of a royal brood could create some sort of modern War of the Roses whereupon Britain breaks out into full-scale slaughter to determine the next ruling family in the absence of a legitimate heir.
So yes, if you've been watching Game of Thrones recently, I suppose this could be of some sort of relevance to you.
Steron
07-22-2013, 02:42 PM
I couldn't care less. It's fine if you do, but I don't. Never did.
For the record, Pippa Middleton is hotter than Kate.
Iowanian
07-22-2013, 02:43 PM
I wouldn't mind taking a gander at The Royal Chunnel in about 9 months.
DaneMcCloud
07-22-2013, 02:45 PM
I wouldn't mind taking a gander at The Royal Chunnel in about 9 months.
I think nine weeks would be sufficient
:drool:
Donger
07-22-2013, 02:46 PM
While I won't say "who cares?" (because I know that a lot of people do), I will say "I give zero ****s" and wonder why anyone that doesn't live in Britain does.
Seriously - the 'why' is a legitimate question here. Why does anyone care about the fact that a pampered figurehead has managed to breed?
In terms of ceremony, I find the Papal Conclave to be fascinating as hell because in the end, the pope actually does dictate the direction of the catholic church and could legitimately make a difference. So the combination of legitimate present impact + ceremony is interesting to me. But royal rugrats? I just don't get it. This has absolutely no true impact on the world at large. Well, unless you believe that the absence of a royal brood could create some sort of modern War of the Roses whereupon Britain breaks out into full-scale slaughter to determine the next ruling family in the absence of a legitimate heir.
So yes, if you've been watching Game of Thrones recently, I suppose this could be of some sort of relevance to you.
Well, this new future king will one day be the head of the Anglican church. Not to mention the head of state of the UK and the commonwealth realms.
Johnny Vegas
07-22-2013, 02:46 PM
she'll need these to hold in her vagina all day every day for a couple of months and that thing will be tight again.
http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MzQ4WDM5Ng==/z/MfUAAOxyJ59RG7pr/$(KGrHqZHJFEFENGl2OI4BRG7prh+w!~~60_35.JPG?set_id=8800005007
BlackHelicopters
07-22-2013, 02:48 PM
Wake me when the Pippa sex tape comes out.
DaneMcCloud
07-22-2013, 02:49 PM
Seriously - the 'why' is a legitimate question here. Why does anyone care about the fact that a pampered figurehead has managed to breed?
I couldn't care less about the "Royal" family. But the answer to your question shouldn't be limited to "around here" but "Where, other than Great Britain, should this matter?".
The short answer is that "It doesn't".
But 99.999999% of the inhabitants of this planet aren't wealthy beyond their wildest imagination, don't have a royal bloodline spanning hundreds of years that helped shape a nation. They only imagine being a princess or queen, which can break them free, even if for a few minutes, from their mundane and tedious lives.
It's soap opera on the grandest stage. It's for chicks.
LiveSteam
07-22-2013, 02:51 PM
Well, this new future king will one day be the head of the Anglican church. Not to mention the head of state of the UK and the commonwealth realms.
In other words. Powerless
loochy
07-22-2013, 02:51 PM
Well, this new future king will one day be the head of the Anglican church. Not to mention the head of state of the UK and the commonwealth realms.
of course you care. you're british
Donger
07-22-2013, 02:53 PM
In other words. Powerless
I wouldn't say that.
Mr. Laz
07-22-2013, 02:53 PM
not directly to the OP but why does anyone in America give a single solitary fuck about the british royal family?
I really don't understand all the coverage etc
Donger
07-22-2013, 02:53 PM
of course you care. you're british
I'm not British and I only care as it relates to the history.
LiveSteam
07-22-2013, 02:54 PM
I wouldn't say that.
of course you wouldn't LMAO
Donger
07-22-2013, 02:57 PM
of course you wouldn't LMAO
I take it you aren't aware of the powers which the king or queen holds?
LiveSteam
07-22-2013, 03:00 PM
I take it you aren't aware of the powers which the king or queen holds?
Dnt they get paid by the hard working tax payers of the UK?
Mr. Laz
07-22-2013, 03:01 PM
dongie pushing buttons about this subject just like he does with oil
passive aggressive, pseudo intellectual trollboy
LiveSteam
07-22-2013, 03:03 PM
Feb 8, 2013 - The amount of public funds going to the Royal Family soared last ... on the £31million paid by taxpayers to finance the Monarchy last year.
What a fraud
Royal aides to be grilled by MPs on how much money the Queen spends and whether taxpayer's money is being wasted
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2275956/Royal-aides-grilled-MPs-money-Queen-spends-taxpayers-money-wasted.html#ixzz2ZoJYhs6y
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Sounds like some ROYAL FUCKING to me
Donger
07-22-2013, 03:06 PM
Dnt they get paid by the hard working tax payers of the UK?
They get money to pay for their staff and property upkeep, yes. But, Elizabeth is worth almost $500 million by herself.
Donger
07-22-2013, 03:07 PM
dongie pushing buttons about this subject just like he does with oil
passive aggressive, pseudo intellectual trollboy
:spock:
I'm not trolling at all.
MTG#10
07-22-2013, 03:08 PM
Another dumbass chimes in.And you're a man infatuated enough with the royal family you decided to make a thread about it. Fucking faggot.
DaneMcCloud
07-22-2013, 03:09 PM
They get money to pay for their staff and property upkeep, yes. But, Elizabeth is worth almost $500 million by herself.
How did she acquire that wealth? Was it passed down from generation to generation, starting with King Henry?
BigCatDaddy
07-22-2013, 03:11 PM
of course you care. you're british
I believe the term he prefers is British-American.
Donger
07-22-2013, 03:11 PM
How did she acquire that wealth? Was it passed down from generation to generation, starting with King Henry?
Yes, mostly land.
Donger
07-22-2013, 03:12 PM
I believe the term he prefers is British-American.
I prefer just American. I gladly gave up my British citizenship the first day I was legally able to do so.
kcxiv
07-22-2013, 03:15 PM
Not a single crap was given. NO one outside of the UK cares.
your wrong, everyone i see is all giddy over this shit and i have no idea why.
I mean, im glad they have their kid. Thats what married couples usually do, but why the US cares so much about this? I have no fucking clue why. Shit is all over facebook, this site, twitter and i sit here, ughh WHY?
Demonpenz
07-22-2013, 03:16 PM
drive faster muhammed.
WhawhaWhat
07-22-2013, 03:16 PM
Did they name him Joffrey?
BigCatDaddy
07-22-2013, 03:16 PM
I prefer just American. I gladly gave up my British citizenship the first day I was legally able to do so.
Yes, I was kidding ya wanker.
Donger
07-22-2013, 03:17 PM
drive faster muhammed.
LMAO
ChiTown
07-22-2013, 03:21 PM
And you're a man infatuated enough with the royal family you decided to make a thread about it. ****ing pillowbitergot.
:LOL: -
Setsuna
07-22-2013, 03:24 PM
not directly to the OP but why does anyone in America give a single solitary **** about the british royal family?
I really don't understand all the coverage etc
I said this exact same thing but as a statement and got piled on. Where you at Dane?
Chief_For_Life58
07-22-2013, 03:25 PM
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LiveSteam
07-22-2013, 03:30 PM
I wounder if she will breast feed
LiveSteam
07-22-2013, 03:31 PM
The Brits have a new MILTF
I wounder if she will breast feed
And ruin the Royal titties as well? Bullocks!
Prison Bitch
07-22-2013, 03:34 PM
Pushed it out vaginally. Only interesting part of the story to me.
Prison Bitch
07-22-2013, 03:41 PM
Feb 8, 2013 - The amount of public funds going to the Royal Family soared last ... on the £31million paid by taxpayers to finance the Monarchy last year.
What a fraud
Royal aides to be grilled by MPs on how much money the Queen spends and whether taxpayer's money is being wasted
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2275956/Royal-aides-grilled-MPs-money-Queen-spends-taxpayers-money-wasted.html#ixzz2ZoJYhs6y
Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook
Sounds like some ROYAL ****ING to me
They generate multiples of that amount in free press & publicity and news coverage etc etc. The entire world cares about these people (not me, but losers around the glove). The Royal Wedding brought in millions just in increased tourism.
chasedude
07-22-2013, 05:16 PM
BFD! I'm sick of this royal baby shit.
CrazyPhuD
07-22-2013, 05:30 PM
So she's now had at least two royal penises inside her?:hmmm:
pr_capone
07-22-2013, 06:23 PM
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/13256_570552812988003_1874266373_n.jpg
Rain Man
07-22-2013, 06:38 PM
Feb 8, 2013 - The amount of public funds going to the Royal Family soared last ... on the £31million paid by taxpayers to finance the Monarchy last year.
Being royalty seems like a really good job. Especially if you're just the prince or the queen's husband or whatever. The queen has to go to the occasional Olympic ceremony and stuff.
Prison Bitch
07-22-2013, 06:45 PM
I stopped caring about the British monarchy around July 4th, 1776.
Well played. :thumb:
Anyong Bluth
07-22-2013, 09:11 PM
Feb 8, 2013 - The amount of public funds going to the Royal Family soared last ... on the £31million paid by taxpayers to finance the Monarchy last year.
What a fraud
Royal aides to be grilled by MPs on how much money the Queen spends and whether taxpayer's money is being wasted
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2275956/Royal-aides-grilled-MPs-money-Queen-spends-taxpayers-money-wasted.html#ixzz2ZoJYhs6y
Follow us: @MailOnline on Twitter | DailyMail on Facebook
Sounds like some ROYAL FUCKING to me
They're the fuckin' dults that decided to keep around a royalty in really namesake only as very little is in their power compared to the PM and parliament that does the day to day governing. Wasteful spending is a subjective term when you're already talking about designating public money to prop up some blueblood families merely for the sake of tradition and to create a media buzz for the masses to gawk in this pedigree celebrity.
I got no beef with them keeping the royal family intact, just don't see how you can then decide to want to "audit" their expenses given the triviality to start with. If the problem is the amount then restrict it to a set amount and don't allow for it to balloon - put the Queen and her relatives on a hard salary cap and they can quibble over the distribution.
Chiefshrink
07-22-2013, 10:57 PM
I stopped caring about the British monarchy around July 4th, 1776.
:clap::clap::clap::clap::clap:
bigjosh
07-22-2013, 11:00 PM
So she's now had at least two royal penises inside her?:hmmm:
lol, I wonder if she banged the brother in law during her bachelorette party or something.
DaneMcCloud
07-23-2013, 02:09 AM
lol, I wonder if she banged the brother in law during her bachelorette party or something.
:facepalm:
BlackHelicopters
07-23-2013, 04:24 AM
Didn't know she was pregnant. Mainstream news really dropped the ball.
BigMeatballDave
07-23-2013, 07:09 AM
Didn't know she was pregnant. Mainstream news really dropped the ball.
They're too busy race-baiting.
memyselfI
07-23-2013, 07:34 AM
False. Women in this country get all creamy over the royal family.
Not this one. The ONLY reason I was looking forward to this occasion was so we can move on to 'Travon who?"
Planetman
07-23-2013, 10:22 AM
So, I heard that, yesterday, Prince William's heir fell out ...
Planetman
07-23-2013, 10:23 AM
The BBC is now reporting it's not a delivery, it's DiGiornos.
PunkinDrublic
07-23-2013, 10:49 AM
I like the UK and Brits in general are great people, but the worship of the royal family is fucking creepy.
http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/1794/grr8.jpg
ChiTown
07-23-2013, 11:22 AM
http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/1794/grr8.jpg
ROFL
Bowser
07-23-2013, 11:27 AM
http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/1794/grr8.jpg
LMAO
thebrad84
07-23-2013, 11:28 AM
I love how Foxnews.com has a link at the top of their webpage that says, "Follow live. The scene outside London hospital where Kate and son are staying." Really? There are people so enthralled by this crap that they want to watch a crowd full of British creepers cheering on about absolutely nothing?
cosmo20002
07-23-2013, 11:41 AM
I'm not British and I only care as it relates to the history.
Yeah, I don't know where we got that idea.
Born there = British
Lived there for years = British
Wears monocle = British
loochy
07-23-2013, 12:13 PM
Yeah, I don't know where we got that idea.
Born there = British
Lived there for years = British
Wears monocle = British
drinks tea multiple times a day = British
says "cheerio" = British
nearly every statement is a question = British
mlyonsd
07-23-2013, 12:46 PM
I love how Foxnews.com has a link at the top of their webpage that says, "Follow live. The scene outside London hospital where Kate and son are staying." Really? There are people so enthralled by this crap that they want to watch a crowd full of British creepers cheering on about absolutely nothing?
Yesterday was even better. It said something close to...
'Watch Live: Kate Middleton gives birth to royal baby'.
LiveSteam
07-23-2013, 01:02 PM
nearly every statement is a question = British
LMAO
LiveSteam
07-23-2013, 01:03 PM
Dam the Dutch's of Cambridge is HOT!
BigCatDaddy
07-23-2013, 02:46 PM
Bump to get that soccer shit off the front page.
Chiefs Pantalones
07-23-2013, 04:23 PM
squirted out a Baby Boy.
She's hawt Preggers
http://www.eonline.com/eol_images/Entire_Site/2013511/rs_293x473-130611135334-634.2kate.ls.61113_copy.jpg
or Not Preggers
https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRIpmNImIFtft8ka9ODQ3rCXbk9UMqwzL9265HYWXAUYs7efxPV
http://i.imgur.com/Yk2GCNG.gif
ChiTown
07-23-2013, 04:31 PM
http://i.imgur.com/Yk2GCNG.gif
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT60BJOC95BFkfpkoGEseQ69b7TpMmtXHAgg4vrnyODB47gwLrabg
Chiefs Pantalones
07-23-2013, 04:33 PM
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcT60BJOC95BFkfpkoGEseQ69b7TpMmtXHAgg4vrnyODB47gwLrabg
Lol no I just saw that gif and wanted to share it :)
ChiTown
07-23-2013, 04:44 PM
Lol no I just saw that gif and wanted to share it :)
http://24.media.tumblr.com/3b45bef1429533f83b0a144a1db56222/tumblr_mpo1p3Plz31sppmago1_500.gif
:evil:
Chiefs Pantalones
07-23-2013, 04:51 PM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/3b45bef1429533f83b0a144a1db56222/tumblr_mpo1p3Plz31sppmago1_500.gif
:evil:
LMAO
Psyko Tek
07-23-2013, 06:23 PM
what is he 4 th in line for the throne?
hope he goes all game of thrones and starts killing off the ones ahead of him
Awwwwwwwww... Somebody got daddy's smile......
http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/3482/rxxw.jpg
Hammock Parties
07-23-2013, 07:50 PM
i don't want to live on this planet any more
http://i.imgur.com/Us4WAiu.png
Dayze
07-23-2013, 09:18 PM
Awwwwwwwww... Somebody got daddy's smile......
http://img6.imageshack.us/img6/3482/rxxw.jpg
LMAO
Dayze
07-23-2013, 09:18 PM
damn. I was hoping it would come out as a negra baby with it's heart on the outside.
LiveSteam
07-23-2013, 09:27 PM
i don't want to live on this planet any more
http://i.imgur.com/Us4WAiu.png
LMAOLMAOLMAO
Pepe Silvia
07-23-2013, 09:56 PM
damn. I was hoping it would come out as a negra baby with it's heart on the outside.
rofl
Pepe Silvia
07-23-2013, 09:57 PM
I would have had her knocked up pronto too.
GordonGekko
07-23-2013, 10:22 PM
I would have had her knocked up pronto too.
This. Kate Middleton is hot as fuck. That body and smile is killer. She knows it, too.
Holladay
07-24-2013, 05:46 AM
Do I detect a lil camel toe in the white swim suit?
BlackHelicopters
07-24-2013, 05:48 AM
Do I detect a lil camel toe in the white swim suit?
Ask the dude on the left. He is at vag level.
Nightfyre
07-24-2013, 06:40 AM
i don't want to live on this planet any more
http://i.imgur.com/Us4WAiu.png
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSToYD-5b3TFWekFA3lt2quYytvN8LmdIX0_prFgAUA0ESlNB0C
Rausch
07-24-2013, 06:50 AM
And not a single fuck was given...
Dayze
07-24-2013, 07:23 AM
The Daily Show and Colbert Report were gold the last two nights.
I'll go ahead and say it.....I like John Oliver way more than John Stewart.
Donger
07-24-2013, 11:57 AM
Named George Alexander Louis.
ptlyon
07-24-2013, 12:12 PM
Must be a Seinfeld fan :hmmm:
ChiTown
07-24-2013, 12:38 PM
i don't want to live on this planet any more
http://i.imgur.com/Us4WAiu.png
Is that fucking real? If so, mother fuck me! :eek:
Dayze
07-24-2013, 02:53 PM
Must be a Seinfeld fan :hmmm:
kid probably wants to be an Architect, but is stuck with being King.
Prison Bitch
07-24-2013, 03:17 PM
She is one yummy babe. Of course, she should be to get that gig.
http://cdn.thedailybeast.com/content/dailybeast/articles/2013/07/22/what-will-the-royal-baby-s-last-name-be/_jcr_content/body/inlineimage.img.503.jpg/1374515889782.cached.jpg
DaneMcCloud
07-24-2013, 03:20 PM
Named George Alexander Louis.
George Steinbrenner, Alexander Graham Bell and Louis Prima?
Chief_For_Life58
07-24-2013, 03:45 PM
Named George Alexander Louis.
damn I was hoping for Ta"daiwe Seizda'dei
CrazyPhuD
07-24-2013, 04:04 PM
i don't want to live on this planet any more
http://i.imgur.com/Us4WAiu.png
You're just pissed they didn't name him Boba Fett.:harumph:
Aries Walker
07-24-2013, 04:30 PM
I was really hoping they'd name him 'Joffrey'.
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