****Official Royals @ Whitesox Gamethread 7/27****

[SPchief]

Wade Davies on the mound against Chris Sale. I volunteered to be the sacrificial lamb in hopes of getting the win. Lets hope this is either a good start or Davies last start.

[Old Dog]

+150 on the money line tonight....thinking about laying a bit of action on it.

[Bowser]

Wade Davis vs. Chris Sale, huh? Well, looks like my evening has opened up.

[lead_block]

Wade Davis will have a no hitter through 6

[DeezNutz]

Yost should have Mendoza hot at a moment's notice.

[Bowser]

Wade Davisendoza

[DeezNutz]

Seriously, I'm not kidding. Two men on in the first? Mendoza should be up and playing catch. First run scores, Mendoza should be getting hot.

This is the type of leash I'm talking about. If we were discussing a legit starting pitcher, I'd say this approach is outlandish, but we're not.

[BlackHelicopters]

Seriously, I'm not kidding. Two men on in the first? Mendoza should be up and playing catch. First run scores, Mendoza should be getting hot.

This is the type of leash I'm talking about. If we were discussing a legit starting pitcher, I'd say this approach is outlandish, but we're not.

Legit starting pitcher. LMAO

[Coach]

Jesus ump. Liberal strike zone?

[Coach]

Wow... strange sequence of events there....

[MotherfuckerJones]

Ya that was weird. It was ball 4 though so doesn't matter if he never touched the bag.

[Coach]

The hook factor better be fucking blazing hot right now, Ned....

[Coach]

Hopefully this is a good "Davis" we're getting today....

[MotherfuckerJones]

Interesting Rangers note:
Drew Davison of the Fort Worth Star-Telegram reports Tanner Scheppers was unavailable Friday after being assaulted on a Cleveland street Thursday night.

Scheppers was allegedly "sucker punched" by a group of men and suffered a contusion and bruised left eye. He hasn't displayed any concussion-like symptoms and expects to be available Saturday. The incident took place in downtown Cleveland a few blocks from the Rangers team hotel was located.

[lead_block]

wake up ump

[DeezNutz]

Mendoza should be stretching.

[Coach]

Lucky bastard...

[BlackHelicopters]

Lambs to the slaughter tonight.

[Coach]

Damn Escobar. That was great. I swear his glove is like a ball magnet.

[TambaBerry]

Nice D esky

[Toadkiller]

Escobar is friggen amazing sometimes in the field.

[BlackHelicopters]

Kyle Davies looks OK so far.

[MeatRock]

Goddamn i hate Sale. He always gets the low outside call. Fuck him.

[BlackHelicopters]

We haven't solved this guy all season.

[MeatRock]

The strike calls Sale gets is unfuckingbelievable.

[lead_block]

I don't like to complain about umps/refs whatever. Sale is good enough it's tough when we can't take pitches against him cause of this zone.

[Coach]

The only way to get Sale out quickly is to run up his pitch count, which would require a lot of patience on the plate. 2 swings or 1 swings isn't helping much....

Couple of foul balls will help as well.

[MotherfuckerJones]

Davis got a low and outside strike against Dunn. It goes both ways

[MotherfuckerJones]

But I agree. Sale is good enough without the ump helping him out. When they call a wide strike zone hitters have no chance

[MeatRock]

Davis got a low and outside strike against Dunn. It goes both ways

Sale lives off that bullshit and it's not even close. He always gets the low and outside calls every time. If he get's an ump that calls that shit low, he gets hit.

[MotherfuckerJones]

Sale lives off that bullshit and it's not even close. He always gets the low and outside calls every time. If he get's an ump that calls that shit low, he gets hit.

Nice try

[MeatRock]

Davis can't get a low strike. LMAO

[MotherfuckerJones]

Davis just got a low and away strike quit you're bitching

[MeatRock]

Davis just got a low and away strike quit you're bitching

Go fuck yourself.

[MotherfuckerJones]

Go **** yourself.

:deevee:

[gblowfish]

Salvie is a bad man...

[gblowfish]

Wade Davies about to uncork Ball Eight...

[MotherfuckerJones]

Salvy is fucking nasty

[BlackHelicopters]

Here we go.

[lead_block]

and Davis implodes

[BlackHelicopters]

7 straight balls

[MotherfuckerJones]

When does Duffy come back?

[MeatRock]

When does Duffy come back?

Good thing the Whitesux can't hit a fastball.

[BlackHelicopters]

Pitched out of it. I'll be damned.

[gblowfish]

Lucky Rios didn't park that one. Thigh high outer part of plate.

[Coach]

Davis is being a lucky bastard today.... those walks didn't come back to bite him in the ass...

[TambaBerry]

Can we get rid of this white sox fan.

[Coach]

Lucky Rios didn't park that one. Thigh high outer part of plate.

I think he was a bit surprised it was a fastball. He was anticipating a off-speed, and when he saw it was fastball, his swing was late.

[gblowfish]

Can we get rid of this white sox fan.

Hopefully watching his own team will eventually kill him.

[MotherfuckerJones]

We haven't hit for shit all year.

[MotherfuckerJones]

Hopefully watching his own team will eventually kill him.

The Royals haven't killed you all yet? One bad season won't wreck me.

[MotherfuckerJones]

Can we get rid of this white sox fan.

Go dust the sand off your vagina

[gblowfish]

That fat man can hit...

[BlackHelicopters]

Fat Billy stays hot.

[gblowfish]

I've watched the Royals every year since their conception. I'm the Rasputin of Royals Fans....

[MeatRock]

The Royals haven't killed you all yet? One bad season won't wreck me.

One? :doh!:

[MotherfuckerJones]

Nice try Alexei and Beckham

[gblowfish]

Billy moves at glacial speed....

[SPchief]

Wow

[MotherfuckerJones]

One? :doh!:

Ya one in six years. We haven't been this bad since '07.

[MeatRock]

Ya one in six years. We haven't been this bad since '07.

If you can't make the postseason, it's a bad year.

[MotherfuckerJones]

If you can't make the postseason, it's a bad year.

We didn't last year. It wasn't a bad season. We were in 1st most of the year and just choked late. We had a very young pitching staff and didn't hit late down the stretch. Maybe for the Royals it is because you haven't made the playoffs since what '85? You'll get there

[Coach]

Lay off the goddamn slider!

[BlackHelicopters]

Lefties are helpless

[MotherfuckerJones]

If you can't make the postseason, it's a bad year.

It's a bad year if you spend a lot on your team like the Yanks, Red Sox, Tigers, Dodgers, Blue Jays, Phillies, etc.

[JoeyChuckles]

Here comes our Greek god of walks back to the mound.

[gblowfish]

She wants five kids....just do her on the showroom floor....preggo chicks are extra horny....

[MeatRock]

We didn't last year. It wasn't a bad season. We were in 1st most of the year and just choked late. We had a very young pitching staff and didn't hit late down the stretch. Maybe for the Royals it is because you haven't made the playoffs since what '85? You'll get there

I am not talking about the lowly Royals. I'm saying it was a bad year last year for the sux. They didn't make the postseason period.

[gblowfish]

Nikki the Chevy chick needs to show more cleavage....she's got a balcony you could do Shakespeare from....

[MotherfuckerJones]

I am not talking about the lowly Royals. I'm saying it was a bad year last year for the sux. They didn't make the postseason period.

No it wasn't a bad year. We weren't expecting much and exceeded expectations so it was a fine year.

[BlackHelicopters]

Nikki the Chevy chick needs to show more cleavage....she's got a balcony you could do Shakespeare from....

Agreed

[gblowfish]

The Royals brass is all in the stands, and they start Wade Davies???? Jesus.

[BlackHelicopters]

Nikki the Chevy chick needs to show more cleavage....she's got a balcony you could do Shakespeare from....

Thanks King of Queens....

[BlackHelicopters]

Another walk

[gblowfish]

Davies is walking himself right back to the bullpen.

[MotherfuckerJones]

The Royals brass is all in the stands, and they start Wade Davies???? Jesus.

Was Wade a starter or reliever in Tampa last year?

[MeatRock]

No it wasn't a bad year. We weren't expecting much and exceeded expectations so it was a fine year.

2008 was the last good year the whitesux have had. Since then it's been no postseason. So the white sux had 1 good year in the last 6 years.

[BlackHelicopters]

Wow!

[MotherfuckerJones]

2008 was the last good year the whitesux have had. Since then it's been no postseason. So the white sux had 1 good year in the last 6 years.

Yea and our MVP hitter broke his wrist in September. That sucked.

Last year was a good year we almost made the playoffs when we weren't expected to compete.

[MeatRock]

Konerko looked like he gave up running on that check swing.

[MotherfuckerJones]

I wana see a foot race between Dunn, Konerko, Butler

[BlackHelicopters]

Kyle Davies looks good so far.

[gblowfish]

Think Shaq can suck his own Big Aristotle?

[MotherfuckerJones]

Konerko looked like he gave up running on that check swing.

He's 37 he wasn't gona break it up.

[gblowfish]

Hawk Harrleson can go fist himself.

[BlackHelicopters]

Think Shaq can suck his own Big Aristotle?

I am frightened

[BlackHelicopters]

Hawk Harrleson can go fist himself.

The whole fist please

[gblowfish]

Tejada is talking to Elvis....Elvis told him to hit one up the middle....

[BlackHelicopters]

One run is all Kyle Davies will need.

[BlackHelicopters]

I love vodka, Vicodin, and Klonopin

[gblowfish]

Sale needs to eat a sammich. He needs to hang out with Dunn for a week or so.

[BlackHelicopters]

Esky just gives away AB's

[SPchief]

Free out!

[gblowfish]

And Getz gives away the second out...

[gblowfish]

Nice AB Alice....

[BlackHelicopters]

Chit

[MeatRock]

If the Sox are trading away players, how bout trading us Sale for Hochevar. :D

[BlackHelicopters]

If the Sox are trading away players, how bout trading us Sale for Hochevar. :D

Yep

[gblowfish]

Here's a little sumptin about Thomas Edison:
1887 - Edison conducts demonstration in West Orange, New Jersey, in which he kills large numbers of cats and dogs by luring the animals onto a metal plate wired to a 1,000 volt AC generator. The press describes these proceedings in detail.
Thomas Edison, along with one of his researchers, Harold Brown, were pretty much responsible for the use of the electric chair in prisons. In fact, Harold Brown was the inventor of the electric chair. Thomas Edison's initial purpose for his experiments was to tarnish and curtail the use of AC power as dangerous...as opposed to his DC power.

[gblowfish]

You think Ned will be selling shoes at Payless or Lady Kenmores next year?

[BlackHelicopters]

I peg Yost as a bourbon man.

[BlackHelicopters]

Ever convicted of a felony?
No, never convicted.

[tredadda]

Quite the pitchers duel going on here. Sadly though Sale can keep it up, Davis I doubt can.

[Old Dog]

just your normal 5-6-3

[Coach]

Oh hell...

That's amazing.

[BlackHelicopters]

Unfucking believable

[MeatRock]

Esky is badass.

[gblowfish]

Nicki needs to ditch that blue dress, get something lower cut, and do something with her hair.

[BlackHelicopters]

A counterculture icon, Hunter S. Thompson was an American journalist best known for writing 1971's Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas and creating "Gonzo journalism."

[gblowfish]

I sent in a Sonic Slam entry this week. I hope I get picked sometime....

[BlackHelicopters]

Hos!

[gblowfish]

Hosmer "Charlie Browns" Sale....

[Ceej]

LMAO @White Sox getting shut out by Wade Davies.

[BlackHelicopters]

Thompson got his first exposure to journalism as a sports reporter for an Air Force newspaper at Eglin Air Force Base in Florida. After being honorably discharged in 1958, Thompson pursued journalism as a career and landed a series of jobs at a variety of small-town newspapers, as well as a short stint as a copy boy at Time magazine.

[gblowfish]

Hosmer stops at second....why???

[MeatRock]

Damn Hos should be at 3rd. Fuck!!

[Coach]

Damn.

Country Breakfast must be waking up from his long hibernation....

[BlackHelicopters]

2 on nobody out. Place your bets

[DeezNutz]

Pick up your fucking coach. Fuck.

[BlackHelicopters]

Fat Billy, back end of a double steal.

[Coach]

2 on nobody out. Place your bets

Put me down of 1 run scored.

[lewdog]

I peg Yost as a bourbon man.

I was at Spring Training and met Yost. After I got a picture with the douche, he said "can't wait to get into that Evan Williams Honey Whiskey tonight."

No joke.

[BlackHelicopters]

Should be 1-0.

[lead_block]

well that would have scored hosmer

[Ceej]

I was at Spring Training and met Yost. After I got a picture with the douche, he said "can't wait to get into that Evan Williams Honey Whiskey tonight."

No joke.

Hey!

That's some good shit!

[gblowfish]

Too bad Salvy couldn't get that out....

[DeezNutz]

Cain, pick up Hos's dumb ass.

[BlackHelicopters]

Praise Vicodin

[gblowfish]

I thought Ned was real religious?

[DeezNutz]

I thought Ned was real religious?

He is? I thought that was DM.

[lead_block]

PBJ

[BlackHelicopters]

Game over.

[DeezNutz]

And now it doesn't matter. Beautiful.

[SPchief]

LoCain!

[BlackHelicopters]

Kyle Davies got his one run. Winner, winner, chicken dinner.

[BlackHelicopters]

Fueled by alcohol and drugs, Thompson was always on the lookout for a story and was especially interested in anything that would skewer what he saw as America's hypocrisy. Thompson chronicled the cultural shift occurring in America during the late 1960s and 1970s. He was not only a cultural observer, but also a participant in that he was often the central part of his stories.

[Coach]

Damn Lough....

[Old Dog]

LMAO @White Sox getting shut out by Wade Davies.

I mean this in the most respectful way possible..........SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!! you'll jinx it

[BlackHelicopters]

No worries. Tejeda is up

[lewdog]

Hey!

That's some good shit!

Me and THE Douche.

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg251/lewdog_5/DSCN0391.jpg (http://s250.photobucket.com/user/lewdog_5/media/DSCN0391.jpg.html)

[lead_block]

and there goes my satellite with the storms

[BlackHelicopters]

In his first book, Hell's Angels: A Strange and Terrible Saga, published in 1967, Thompson, in typical gonzo journalism style, chronicled his time infiltrating the Hell's Angels motorcycle gang. "I was no longer sure whether I was doing research on the Hell's Angels or being slowly absorbed by them," he wrote about the experience.

[Ceej]

Me and THE Douche.

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg251/lewdog_5/DSCN0391.jpg (http://s250.photobucket.com/user/lewdog_5/media/DSCN0391.jpg.html)

You look much better without a shirt on, handsome.

[BlackHelicopters]

Me and THE Douche.

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg251/lewdog_5/DSCN0391.jpg (http://s250.photobucket.com/user/lewdog_5/media/DSCN0391.jpg.html)

Dude! You are hot. No homo........

[Old Dog]

Me and THE Douche.


Ned, shouldn't you be paying attention to the game?

[BlackHelicopters]

In 1971, what began as an assignment for Sports Illustrated turned into Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas: A Savage Journey to the Heart of the American Dream, a best-selling book based on Thompson's drug-fueled journey through Las Vegas. "We were somewhere around Barstow on the edge of the desert when the drugs began to take hold," reads the first line of Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

[MeatRock]

Dude! You are hot. homo........

FYP :D

[lewdog]

You look much better without a shirt on, handsome.

Nudezz sent.

Dude! You are hot. No homo........

I'm sorry I'm late tonight gents. Had to hang with the old wife tonight. Hopefully I can catch the end of this before dinner plans.

[BlackHelicopters]

Kyle has this. Game over.

[tredadda]

Ned, shouldn't you be paying attention to the game?

ROFL

[DeezNutz]

Ned, shouldn't you be paying attention to the game?

lol. Someone had to do it.

And quit fucking playing Getz, Ned, you stupid sonofabitch.

[Old Dog]

ROFL

I figured if the douche put it on a tee, I would go ahead and hit it

[BlackHelicopters]

FYP :D

Reported

[lewdog]

I figured if the douche put it on a tee, I would go ahead and hit it

ROFL

[BlackHelicopters]

Generous strike zone. Ump must have a hooker on call.

[Coach]

Gonna need this game. Phillies is laying a massive turd in Detroit, being shut out. Cleveland is winning 1-0 against Texas.

[BlackHelicopters]

Thompson married Sandy Conklin in 1963 and they had one son, Juan, the following year. Although their longtime marriage ended in divorce in 1980, they remained friends until Thompson's death in 2005.

In 2003, Thompson married his longtime assistant, Anita Beymunk.

[BlackHelicopters]

ChiSox offense more inept than ours.

[DeezNutz]

Rios is such a shitty player. Fuck. Do. Not. Acquire. Him. Dayton.

[Mr. Laz]

Rios teh suk

[lewdog]

Rios is such a shitty player. ****. Do. Not. Acquire. Him. Dayton.

JINX.

[BlackHelicopters]

Chit

[Coach]

Aw jeez....

Now this will probably be the long-anticipated meltdown that Davis will do....

[MeatRock]

For fucks sake!!!!!!!!!!

[Ceej]

Getz with the back up.

That's why he's a winner and our starting 2B.

[DeezNutz]

Good backup.

[lewdog]

Men on. Davis will implode here, right?

[BlackHelicopters]

LoCain!!!!!!!

[MeatRock]

CAINNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Gold Glove

[gblowfish]

LoCain has been a monster in this series.

[Coach]

Oh Cain.... you are just so sweet out there in the CF.

Fuckingtastic!

[DeezNutz]

Fucks to the yes.

[lewdog]

Men on. Davis will implode here, right?

Find the AIDS tree, douche lewdog. You've been had!

[Old Dog]

Wade Davis will have a no hitter through 6

missed by a bit, but Imma go ahead and rep this anyway

[Ceej]

Mmmm Mrs. Getz.

[MeatRock]

Damn Getz has a hot wife. +1

[WhawhaWhat]

Feel bad that Chris Sale can't get any run support... wait fuck him nevermind.

[Coach]

Getz with the back up.

That's why he's a winner and our starting 2B.

I'm assuming his wife is the dark haired lady. If so, that's definitely a winner...

[gblowfish]

Getz married out of his league. She's MLB hot. Not AAA hot.

[Ceej]

I'm assuming his wife is the dark haired lady. If so, that's definitely a winner...

Fucking word.

[Mr. Laz]

Yost masturbates furiously in the clubhouse each time the Royals bunt

[TambaBerry]

Wife looks like Sandra bullock

[MeatRock]

I'm assuming his wife is the dark haired lady. If so, that's definitely a winner...

Getz musta let Leadhead Ned tap that so he can stay on the roster.

[KcMizzou]

Wife looks like Sandra bullockGetz hit that one way above his average,

[lewdog]

She's got chest fat.

/Omaha

[gblowfish]

Weak AB Alice.

He's been sucking since the break.

[KcMizzou]

C'mon Hoz

[Coach]

Can't even lay off that damn slider!

[gblowfish]

Show Getz' wife more please....

[MeatRock]

Jesus that pitch was low.

[Coach]

Wow. This ump really sucks bad.

[Ceej]

Man, Lo-Cain has been unfuckingreal lately in the field.

[gblowfish]

LOCAIN FACE PLANTS THE WALL....

[lewdog]

Dude, Cain is sick. I love his continuous pimp limp too.

[gblowfish]

Nice effort, Getz. He's afraid to strain himself. He's got some road fucking to do tonight...

[MeatRock]

Gold Glove for LoCain.

[sedated]

This outfield is just amazing defensively.

[gblowfish]

Get Wade Davies out before he gives up a dinger. If he gets past this hitter, need to see Collins next inning.

[lewdog]

Dude, how does a catcher even do that?!

[Old Dog]

SALVY!!!

[Coach]

Nailed his ass on a breaking ball pitch, and while on his knees.

Good god. That was awesome.

[gblowfish]

You can't run on Salvy. He was an All Star for a reason.

[KcMizzou]

Royal's D is tearin' shit up right now.

[MeatRock]

BOOM Bitches!!!!

[gblowfish]

He's right up there with Johnny Bench and Pudge Rodriquez with his ability to get off a throw. He's awesome.

[KcMizzou]

Get a couple more runs, please.

[sedated]

This outfield. This shortstop. This catcher.

Just a great defense.

[gblowfish]

Mrs. Getz is moist....

[Old Dog]

He's right up there with Johnny Bench and Pudge Rodriquez with his ability to get off a throw..

Damn George, you been drinking tonight?
The kid is way above average, but you might wanna downshift just a touch.....just my .02 though

[gblowfish]

Damn George, you been drinking tonight?
The kid is way above average, but you might wanna downshift just a touch.....just my .02 though

I'm not saying he equals either of those players entire game, but his accuracy, arm strength and ability to throw from just about any position/situation behind the plate is equal to the best I've ever seen. I wouldn't say it if I didn't believe it.

Now, can he do it for 15 years? Dunno. Hope so.

[Coach]

Damn George, you been drinking tonight?
The kid is way above average, but you might wanna downshift just a touch.....just my .02 though

I think he's comparing to their ability throw out base-stealers and honestly, I have to agree with him on this one. He has a arm that is a RPG.

I know Salvy is young and still has a long way to go to prove to get to those levels, but he's definitely got the talent to get that level.

[MotherfuckerJones]

Me and THE Douche.

http://i250.photobucket.com/albums/gg251/lewdog_5/DSCN0391.jpg (http://s250.photobucket.com/user/lewdog_5/media/DSCN0391.jpg.html)

Instead of Two Amigos is should be Two Douches :)

[KcMizzou]

I'm not saying he equals either of those players entire game, but his accuracy, arm strength and ability to throw from just about any position/situation behind the plate is equal to the best I've ever seen. I wouldn't say it if I didn't believe it.

Now, can he do it for 15 years? Dunno. Hope so.The guy's special, that's for sure. He's the best I've seen.

[Ceej]

The patented defensive replacements. Dun dun dun.

[gblowfish]

LoCain was kinda grabbing at his johnson. Either he tweaked a groin, or, he caught a glimpse of Mrs. Getz....

[AussieChiefsFan]

"They're pitching their asses off, but are getting no help"

LMAO

[gblowfish]

Here's Chris Sale's wife....
http://www.dirtyfantasybaseball.com/wife-of-the-day-brianne-aron-sale/

[Dartgod]

Ruh-roh.

From GameDay:

Kansas City Royals center fielder Lorenzo Cain left the game due to an injured groin. One out.

[lead_block]

I can't see the game cause the rain is coming down in buckets but i'll take it. #drought

[MotherfuckerJones]

WTF is it with Getz and Beckham tonight summersaulting

[Old Dog]

just givin' ya hell, but IMHO he's got a way to go before he can even think of being on the level of the OTHER #5

[MotherfuckerJones]

Good job Sale. Show Getz wife

[gblowfish]

Ruh-roh.

From GameDay:

I was hopin' it was the Mrs. Getz thing. Groin is what took him out in Oakland last year. Wade Davies killed him.

[MeatRock]

Here's Chris Sale's wife....
http://www.dirtyfantasybaseball.com/wife-of-the-day-brianne-aron-sale/

Nice :drool:

[Ceej]

Here's Chris Sale's wife....
http://www.dirtyfantasybaseball.com/wife-of-the-day-brianne-aron-sale/

You're FAPPING hard huh old man?

[WhawhaWhat]

Huge props to Wade

[Old Dog]

Was referring to Bench as the other #5 as opposed to Brett....kinda spaced Greenberg and Dimaggio....maybe it's ME that's had a few too many tonight

[Coach]

Good D.

[AussieChiefsFan]

:clap:

[Canofbier]

Let's hope that 'ol Cole Slaw can hold the lead for Wade's sake. This is the first very good performance he's had in quite some time, so he deserves the win.

[Mr. Laz]

coleman fired that ball to 2nd

[MeatRock]

We have to have this sweep.

[Canofbier]

Let's hope that 'ol Cole Slaw can hold the lead for Wade's sake. This is the first very good performance he's had in quite some time, so he deserves the win.

MLB.tv slowness FTL. Let's get another run or two to make this a sure thing for Holland.

[Ceej]

I mean this in the most respectful way possible..........SHUT THE **** UP!!!! you'll jinx it

TAKE IT BACK!!

[Coach]

Lean on that....

[Old Dog]

damnit Lough....tried too hard to get out of the way

[MotherfuckerJones]

Sale still in there...:facepalm: I hope a fan runs onto the field and shanks Robin. Stupid fucking bastard.

[Ceej]

ChiSux shut out by WADE DAVIES.

ROFL

[Mr. Laz]

so is Sale on the trading block for the Jizzsox too?

[gblowfish]

Moose's helmet looks like he's been working on an asphalt crew...

[sedated]

Here's Chris Sale's wife....
http://www.dirtyfantasybaseball.com/wife-of-the-day-brianne-aron-sale/

Kirstie Tynes was way hotter

[Coach]

Good God.... Ned that was dumb. Don't put a lefty on a lefty...

[Mr. Laz]

ChiSux shut out by WADE DAVIES.

ROFL
CumCuzzler, don't make me smack a bitch.

[MotherfuckerJones]

so is Sale on the trading block for the Jizzsox too?

No chance in hell

[Ceej]

CumCuzzler, don't make me smack a bitch.

Pardon me?

Technically....Wade Davies shut them out.

[Coach]

Dirrrrrttttyyyy South time, woman!

[MotherfuckerJones]

Way to waste this game Sux. Every hitter on this team should be executed.

[AndChiefs]

C'mon Holland!

[-King-]

Time to do your thing Holland.

[sedated]

I want to say game over, but....its the Royals.