It's officially official, I must be on the cusp of old-mandom.

[JimNasium]

No, this has nothing to do with hemorrhoids, AARP memberships or sciatica nerve pain. No, this is much worse. I have suffered the humiliation of having a personal hygiene item discontinued. Mennen apparently has decided to no longer manufacture my beloved Speed Stick deodorant in musk scent.

http://fl2.shopmania.org/files/p/us/m/198/speed-stick-musk-deodorant-by-mennen-for-men-3-25-oz-deodorant-stick~19026198.jpg

Look, it might be old fashioned but I've used this stuff for 30+ years and I don't want to change. I don't want to wear something with a stupid name like Fresh Sport or Excite. I don't want to apply something with the consistency of wet chalk. Now I know how the adherents to Hai Karate must have felt back in the day.

http://www.hookedonvintage.com/shop/images/HovJan212011_104.jpg

Hey Mennen, screw you and get off of my lawn!:cuss:

[Stewie]

http://phdpharmacy.biz/store/media/personal_care/Secret_AntiperspirantDeodorant.jpg

[JimNasium]

http://phdpharmacy.biz/store/media/personal_care/Secret_AntiperspirantDeodorant.jpg

It is obvious, my dear friend, that you do not understand the gravity of my dilemma.

[Fat Elvis]

Don't worry. If you are using musk deodorant, you stank anyway so not having it isn't going to make much difference.

[JimNasium]

No, I used to stink. Now I smell sport fresh. I don't even know what that means.

[BlackHelicopters]

Condolences

[JimNasium]

Condolences

You see guys, here is how you portray empathy. Thank you for your sympathies.

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

Old Spice.

If your grandfather hadn't worn it, you wouldn't exist.

Dinny

[Dartgod]

Try this stuff...

http://www.omgfunnypictures.com/wp-content/plugins/wp-o-matic/cache/20110404/c3c4e_a1ced56b-6f01-4958-96cd-9cd81d2b02e8.jpg

[Radar Chief]

Old Spice.

If your grandfather hadn't worn it, you wouldn't exist.

Dinny

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[siberian khatru]

I've used Speed Stick Unscented for years. Sometimes it's hard to find in stock, so I often buy two or three sticks at once so I don't run out and have to switch to a scented kind.

[Rain Man]

I'm still waiting for Bugle Boy clothing to come storming back. They made great clothes.

[Phobia]

You're going to break a hip soon and thereafter, the end is near. Don't worry. I will care for JennyGump.

[Fat Elvis]

I've used Speed Stick Unscented for years. Sometimes it's hard to find in stock, so I often buy two or three sticks at once so I don't run out and have to switch to a scented kind.

I used to use that, but I can't find it anymore.

I use this now:

http://pics1.ds-static.com/prodimg/151482/500.JPG

Yeah, I know, it is chick deodorant, but it works, has little to no odor and doesn't leave you smelling like cheap cologne like just about any other men's deodorant does.

[Bwana]

What the hell is going on in here. :hmmm:

[Radar Chief]

What the hell is going on in here. :hmmm:

AARP meeting.

[kepp]

http://www.prestone.com/sites/default/p/thumbnails/premixed_longlife_antifreeze_coolant.png...

[Bwana]

AARP meeting.

Nice, I'll just leave this then and ease on out of here.

http://s7d5.scene7.com/is/image/Staples/s0582130_sc7?$grid4$

[JimNasium]

AARP meeting.

I'm not eligible yet but I am closer than I would like to admit.

[JimNasium]

You're going to break a hip soon and thereafter, the end is near. Don't worry. I will care for JennyGump.

I'm getting new life insurance so this opportunity could present itself sooner than you think. I've marked all the antifreeze bottles but she is very resourceful.

[rockymtnchief]

Bring back Sizzlean, dammit!!!

http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8041/7978691613_f2446a7fd2.jpg

[Ace Gunner]

prayers sent

oh and thank you for your empathy re Hai Karate aftershave :(

[JimNasium]

prayers sent

More empathy. See fellas, I knew that Chiefsplanet could be as warm and fuzzy as a kitten.

[Frazod]

You know you're getting old when that stiff part of your body you're talking about is your knee. :sulk:

[scho63]

I stopped using Mennen Speed Stick when I was around 10 years old.

This stuff works great for me.... :thumb:

http://www.allure.com/images/beauty-products/skin/2012/degree-dry-protection-deodorant-clean.jpg

[Phobia]

I stopped using Mennen Speed Stick when I was around 10 years old.

This stuff works great for me.... :thumb:

http://www.allure.com/images/beauty-products/skin/2012/degree-dry-protection-deodorant-clean.jpg

This.

[Strongside]

You must smell like the set of Mad Men.

[stevieray]

You must smell like the set of Mad Men.

Jim Nasium locker room...

[alanm]

Old Spice.

If your grandfather hadn't worn it, you wouldn't exist.

DinnyThe best of both worlds Old Spice Sport stick.:thumb:

[Dayze]

I miss your musk

[Rausch]

They'll pry my Right Guard white stick from my cold dead hands...

[Ace Gunner]

I miss your musk

QFT

[Abba-Dabba]

Speed Stick is the only deodorant anymore that doesn't make my pits raw. I'd wear it even if it smelled like petunias.

[Dinny Bossa Nova]

Look on the bright side, NAS. You won't be muskie anymore.

[Ace Gunner]

not sure if repost
http://media.proworldinc.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/366x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/a/8/a8756d-b.jpg

[J Diddy]

I remember using the old musk when I started getting pit hair.

Tis a bad day for sure, Old Jim

[J Diddy]

not sure if repost
http://media.proworldinc.com/media/catalog/product/cache/1/image/366x/9df78eab33525d08d6e5fb8d27136e95/a/8/a8756d-b.jpg

It probably is in DC where that shit belongs.

[ModSocks]

Rain Man mentioned Bugle Boy, which brought back some memories. Then i stumbled upon this:

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I miss the 80'/early 90's now.

[Rausch]

Rain Man mentioned Bugle Boy, which brought back some memories. Then i stumbled upon this:

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/vU8qmYCI2sU" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

I miss the 80'/early 90's now.

I pull up Cheers every now and again to help me go to sleep (for good reasons. When I was a kid and it was on it was already bed time and that seemed to be what I always fell asleep to.)...

[gblowfish]

Just scotch tape a bay leaf under each armpit. Problem solved!

[Bugeater]

Old Spice Swagger.

[Imon Yourside]

Just use some Love potion #9, women will flock to you and won't care if you smell like pepe lepue.

[bevischief]

What the hell is going on in here. :hmmm:

I was thinking the same thing...

[Friendo]

roll with the trend...

http://www.fargginay.com/bacon-classic.html

[beach tribe]

Old Spice High Endurance is like 2 bucks and is drug and alcohol binge tested.
Shit works for 48 hrs...easy.
LMAO

[Radar Chief]

Just scotch tape a bay leaf under each armpit. Problem solved!

Pulling tape off armpit hairs = winning. :thumb:

[keg in kc]

You have entered Man-o-pause.

[Frazod]

What the hell is going on in here. :hmmm:

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/clint_ew.gif

[seclark]

I couldn't even tell you what i'm using. wife gets all different kinds for me she thinks smell nice. i'll try them, and if I don't like it, I toss them in a drawer and just use them on my balls and taint before I take my walk to keep from chaffing up.
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[Demonpenz]

the fuck is riptide?

[milkman]

Shit gets discontinued throuhout your lifetime.

You'll officially be getting old when you look back fondly on your 40s.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

"It Moved!!!"

[Bugeater]

Shit gets discontinued throuhout your lifetime.

You'll officially be getting old when you look back fondly on your 40s.
Or in your case, when you look back fondly on the 1940s.

[milkman]

Or in your case, when you look back fondly on the 1940s.

In my case, I can't remember that far back, either way.

[Fish]

Musk? Like a wet dog?

Say hello to 2013:

http://img546.imageshack.us/img546/507/8z4l.jpg

[HIChief]

No, this has nothing to do with hemorrhoids, AARP memberships or sciatica nerve pain. No, this is much worse. I have suffered the humiliation of having a personal hygiene item discontinued. Mennen apparently has decided to no longer manufacture my beloved Speed Stick deodorant in musk scent.

http://fl2.shopmania.org/files/p/us/m/198/speed-stick-musk-deodorant-by-mennen-for-men-3-25-oz-deodorant-stick~19026198.jpg

Look, it might be old fashioned but I've used this stuff for 30+ years and I don't want to change. I don't want to wear something with a stupid name like Fresh Sport or Excite. I don't want to apply something with the consistency of wet chalk. Now I know how the adherents to Hai Karate must have felt back in the day.

http://www.hookedonvintage.com/shop/images/HovJan212011_104.jpg

Hey Mennen, screw you and get off of my lawn!:cuss:


WHHHHAAAAAA! "( I'm going right down to Walmart and clean their shelves off! If I'm 50 now, how many do you think I need to make it to 90 yrs old? 4 or 5 right?

[Baby Lee]

Mitchum Unscented Power Gel All I know and all one need know.

http://img1.targetimg1.com/wcsstore/TargetSAS//img/p/13/19/13197298.jpg

Don't need my pits messing with the flow of my Drakkar Noir. /jk - but I do prefer getting scent [if any] from actual cologne after/shave than deodorant.

[Easy 6]

Gillette Clear keeps me stink free without that chalky feel and without clumps of white crap clinging to my hairs when i go sleeveless

[MOhillbilly]

You could always rub a skunk or hobo in your pits.

Very musky.

[listopencil]

Old Spice Swagger.


Musk? Like a wet dog?

Say hello to 2013:

http://img546.imageshack.us/img546/507/8z4l.jpg


Same here, but I don't use antiperspirant. Just deodorant.

[Baby Lee]

Same here, but I don't use antiperspirant. Just deodorant.

Interested in the reasoning. I go antiperspirant only because the idea of funk masked is only slightly less abhorrent than funk unmasked. MoF, passing memories of folk with a funk and a scent cover is more disgusting than the funk alone. Its like, 'I know I stink, but rather than wash I'll just splash and dash.'

[007]

Where the hell is Jenny anyway?