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RealSNR
08-08-2013, 01:29 AM
He usually puts out a bunch of these threads every training camp. Well, I haven't seen many at all this year. His output is pretty pitiful, I must say. It's quite upsetting, considering Toben Opurum needs some star power help. Hell, wasn't he even in St. Joe at a practice? And he didn't give any reports or opinions?

If he weren't already AWOL I would place him on probation until his attitude gets turned around.

I DON'T PAY YOU TO DICK AROUND
Rasputin
08-08-2013, 01:35 AM
He must of got lost by taking the wrong direckshun.
Hammock Parties
08-08-2013, 01:37 AM
He got fed up with Dane, probably.
Fairplay
08-08-2013, 01:44 AM
His graphs of possible offensive schemes the Chiefs could put into place with this team were good.
BossChief
08-08-2013, 01:44 AM
I haven't seen him.

I know he was on the bleacher side on August 3rd and had a great view of the team drills and I wanted to ask him some things about practice that were obstructed from where we were sitting on the hill, but I haven't had the chance.
Rasputin
08-08-2013, 01:45 AM
Am ready for Friday Night Lights.


It's time to see this team take the field and a glimpse of what we got to look forward too.






Giggity for football

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J Diddy
08-08-2013, 02:23 AM
I thought he was going out of town in August.
007
08-08-2013, 02:25 AM
who?
CrazyPhuD
08-08-2013, 05:08 AM
This thread has no direckshun.
007
08-08-2013, 05:11 AM
This thread has no direckshun.
Go left
BlackHelicopters
08-08-2013, 05:32 AM
Maybe he left the building.
CrazyPhuD
08-08-2013, 05:49 AM
Bah do you really want his input anyway? You know he's not right.
Simply Red
08-08-2013, 08:15 AM
Did he leave forever?
Frazod
08-08-2013, 08:24 AM
Perhaps he got tired of not being able to find any useful information about the team without digging through endless mounds of I HATE CHASE DANIEL FOR NO REASON I CAN ARTICULATE, TYLER BRAY FOR THE HALL OF FAME, ALEX SMITH IS THE DEVIL and WE'RE DOOMED bullshit.

Or maybe his mom just forgot to pay the phone bill and he lost his DSL.
DMAC
08-08-2013, 08:35 AM
He's in the desert or something.
Radar Chief
08-08-2013, 09:09 AM
Or maybe his mom just forgot to pay the phone bill and he lost his DSL.

He’s off somewhere pleasuring himself with a kick start dildo. Who cares?
Simply Red
08-08-2013, 09:10 AM
That's right - he went on vacation.
Titty Meat
08-08-2013, 09:25 AM
Who cares?
luv
08-08-2013, 09:40 AM
Think he had job training in the Southwest for a month.
Simplicity
08-08-2013, 10:00 AM
Went to a 1 Direckshun concert.
J Diddy
08-08-2013, 10:08 AM
It's because of some of these responses that we can't ever have nice things.

Seriously, we have lost all Direckshun.
Ming the Merciless
08-08-2013, 10:09 AM
he started a new elementary school and his two dads wont let him stay up any more
Direckshun
08-08-2013, 11:36 AM
There are some pathetic puns in this thread. You should feel shame.

I'm around. I DID go to a practice, too. A bunch of insights from watching it that I'll just go ahead and pour into this thread later tonight.

The one thing you guys would love to hear was I stuck around for players taking autographs. I could care less about interviews, but I got a chance to shout at Anthony Sherman, welcoming him to Kansas City (he was super nice and shouted thank you back). I also shouted at Stanzi, on behalf of ChiefsPlanet: "GOD BLESS AMERICA, RIGHT RICKY???"

Without a beat, and without even lifting his head from the football he was signing, he responded "heck yeah, man!"

LMAO

My multi-tasking has taken a beating over the past three weeks. I'll be back when things slow down and/or I'm in front of a computer more.