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Dante84
08-09-2013, 08:24 PM
I hope he recovers from being raped

Dante84
08-09-2013, 08:24 PM
Just kidding, I hope he dies from AIDS

RealSNR
08-09-2013, 08:31 PM
Hope Reid puts him out of his misery. I don't want to see him.

Pasta Little Brioni
08-09-2013, 08:32 PM
NFL career gone just like that.

jspchief
08-09-2013, 08:32 PM
Yes, Vince. I would like to supersize it.

J Diddy
08-09-2013, 08:39 PM
Yep he's wonderful. I'm going to tell him so this year when I go into Gates and he's taking my order.

J Diddy
08-09-2013, 08:40 PM
Just kidding, I hope he dies from AIDS

Might as well make it an AIDS fire. He's already got burn marks all over him.

Ace Gunner
08-09-2013, 08:45 PM
ALEX SMIFF IS SOYLENT GREEN !!!!!!!!!

AussieChiefsFan
08-09-2013, 08:46 PM
He's really got something.

Ace Gunner
08-09-2013, 08:46 PM
nothing antifreeze wont cure

jspchief
08-09-2013, 08:55 PM
He's really got something.

Herpes

cosmo20002
08-09-2013, 08:56 PM
Single-handedly tarnishing the name "Agnew."

Pasta Little Brioni
08-09-2013, 08:57 PM
This kid can play/Pioli

AussieChiefsFan
08-09-2013, 08:58 PM
HerpesLMAO

OrtonsPiercedTaint
08-09-2013, 08:59 PM
Ugh..phew

gblowfish
08-09-2013, 09:07 PM
Oh, ye Nattering Neybobs of Negativity.....

That's a quote from VP Spiro Agnew.

This guy sucks out loud. Take him to the bus station on the way to the airport.

cdcox
08-09-2013, 09:18 PM
I won't see the game until tomorrow, but people were saying the same thing about Kevin Ross after his first game.

TribalElder
08-09-2013, 09:28 PM
I really enjoyed this thread :)

+10 internets

jd1020
08-09-2013, 09:36 PM
NFL career gone just like that.

Who knows. I see a lot of Jalil Brown in him and Brown is still a member of the Chiefs and likely to make the 53.

Strongside
08-09-2013, 10:04 PM
Jalil Brown owes my friend a casserole pan that he never returned. Fuck him.

Mr. Flopnuts
08-09-2013, 10:07 PM
LMAO This thread delivered. Unlike Vince.

Strongside
08-09-2013, 10:08 PM
And I'm serious about the casserole pan. Jalil, if you're reading this. Do the right thing, man. Return it. Don't be a dick. She's a good girl.

RealSNR
08-09-2013, 10:12 PM
Somebody take Vince out back in the field and tell him all about the rabbits.

Mr. Flopnuts
08-09-2013, 10:14 PM
And I'm serious about the casserole pan. Jalil, if you're reading this. Do the right thing, man. Return it. Don't be a dick. She's a good girl.

Okay, pretty shitty to not return the pan. But is she that broke she can't get another one? Is this in particular pan sentimental to her in some way? Details, man.

Phobia
08-09-2013, 10:15 PM
At first when I saw that kid falling down and letting Saints catch the ball in his area, I figured his name was "Spiro" but then I realized Spiro died nearly 2 decades ago and then I wondered if maybe it was him anyway.

Strongside
08-09-2013, 10:17 PM
Okay, pretty shitty to not return the pan. But is she that broke she can't get another one? Is this in particular pan sentimental to her in some way? Details, man.

No it's just the principle. If a girl makes you a fucking Twinkie Cake as a gesture of friendship you return the Goddamn pan...it doesn't matter if she messes up your Subway sandwich order and you want to throw a childish fit because you're a professional athlete and you have a sense of entitlement. My friends need to stop ruining my view of Chiefs players. T-Rich for instance...dude is a scumbag and he hides it well.

mlyonsd
08-09-2013, 10:18 PM
Couldn't watch the game so I had to listen to Lenny and Mitch. Sounded brutal on the radio and how evident Agnew was getting beat.

Mr. Flopnuts
08-09-2013, 10:19 PM
No it's just the principle. If a girl makes you a fucking Twinkie Cake as a gesture of friendship you return the Goddamn pan...it doesn't matter if she messes up your Subway sandwich order and you want to throw a childish fit because you're a professional athlete and you have a sense of entitlement. My friends need to stop ruining my view of Chiefs players. T-Rich for instance...dude is a scumbag and he hides it well.

Dude's a professional athlete and eating at Subway. Fuck him for bitching over a $5 footlong. That shit pisses me off. Mistakes happen. I go sideways on people I see in public berating minimum wage employees. Go home and make your own fucking sandwich then. And yeah, I get it. She did something nice for him, and he shits on her over a stupid sandwich. Fuck him. The twat.

Strongside
08-09-2013, 10:23 PM
Dude's a professional athlete and eating at Subway. **** him for bitching over a $5 footlong. That shit pisses me off. Mistakes happen. I go sideways on people I see in public berating minimum wage employees. Go home and make your own ****ing sandwich then. And yeah, I get it. She did something nice for him, and he shits on her over a stupid sandwich. **** him. The twat.

Thank you.

Mr. Flopnuts
08-09-2013, 10:24 PM
Thank you.

Well, honestly at first I thought "what's the big deal here?" But I call them like I see them. And he sounds like a shithead IRL.

TribalElder
08-09-2013, 10:35 PM
This was win also


Just put a WR number on the plane and Agnew wont be even close to it.

jettio
08-10-2013, 12:59 AM
New Orleans went after him like he was Katrina's cousin.

ChiefRocka
08-10-2013, 06:22 AM
Are you serious, he led the team in tackles last night!!

Stanley Nickels
08-10-2013, 06:44 AM
Are you serious, he led the team in tackles last night!!
That's like getting the most BINGOs at a retirement community.

mdchiefsfan
08-10-2013, 07:50 AM
That's like getting the most BINGOs at a retirement community.

Hey! You leave Bingo outta this!!!

mikey23545
08-10-2013, 07:58 AM
The Spiro Agnew family will be eternally grateful to him for taking the place of Spiro in the Dictionary of Fail.

mikey23545
08-10-2013, 08:00 AM
On the serious side, I was very worried he was going to spontaneously combust on the sidelines and burn several other players that might actually make the team.

Saccopoo
08-10-2013, 08:33 AM
No it's just the principle. If a girl makes you a ****ing Twinkie Cake as a gesture of friendship you return the Goddamn pan...it doesn't matter if she messes up your Subway sandwich order and you want to throw a childish fit because you're a professional athlete and you have a sense of entitlement. My friends need to stop ruining my view of Chiefs players. T-Rich for instance...dude is a scumbag and he hides it well.

What's to stop the gentleman from believing that the pan wasn't part of the offering? When I purchase a frozen cheesecake at the grocery store, I don't bring back the aluminum pan upon consumption of said cheesecake.

And really...I can see where Brown should be a dick. He's a professional athlete. Professional athletes like him eat at Subway. I've seen the commercials. I know. And he expects that his sandwich is going to be made properly. That a person employed as a "sandwich artist" isn't going to **** up making a ****ing sandwich. It's not mother ****ing rocket science here people - it a mother ****ing sandwich! But here this bitch goes and ****s it up.

Mr. Brown, as a paying consumer who should expect that goods/services rendered meet expectations, upon receiving a ****ed up sandwich mentions this and the chick goes menstrual, which she logically has remorse for and has a desire to make up for it.

So, like the obsessive stalker freak she is, she goes home and makes Herr Brown a whole gigantic double sized casserole pan of artery clogging, fat inducing, bowel destroying Twinkie Cake. I mean, mother ****ing Twinkie Cake! Not a healthy, globally sustaining food product like homemade granola and cricket flour protein bars or other such important shit, but a mother ****ing, goat raping, dog dicking, career ending casserole pan of Twinkie Cake.

You got to be ****ing kidding me! She's lucky he didn't come back around and smash the whole ****ing thing over her moronic cranium.

No wonder T-Rich hates her. He knows.

Halfcan
08-10-2013, 08:44 AM
Very worried about our secondary.

Agspew is the type of player that sucks ass but somehow in the past made the team and ended up screwing us at the worst possible moment in a big game. Lets hope he was cut before he changed into his street clothes.

ChiefRocka
08-10-2013, 08:46 AM
Very worried about our secondary.

Agspew is the type of player that sucks ass but somehow in the past made the team and ended up screwing us at the worst possible moment in a big game. Lets hope he was cut before he changed into his street clothes.

I hope your post is rich with sarcasm.

Mr. Arrowhead
08-10-2013, 09:12 AM
Agnew is a younger version of Stanford Routt, except hes not as rich

scho63
08-10-2013, 12:52 PM
Agnew needs the "Old Yeller" treatment

BlackHelicopters
08-10-2013, 12:53 PM
Unlubricated anal rape, then an lubricated fisting. The whole fist.

Strongside
08-10-2013, 01:20 PM
No wonder T-Rich hates her. He knows.


Nah T-Rich dated a different friend.

gblowfish
08-10-2013, 02:02 PM
We should call Agnew "Stanford" the rest of pre-season until he gets cut. Which won't be long.

Pasta Little Brioni
08-10-2013, 02:03 PM
Who knows. I see a lot of Jalil Brown in him and Brown is still a member of the Chiefs and likely to make the 53.

Dumb

BlackHelicopters
08-10-2013, 03:14 PM
That's like getting the most BINGOs at a retirement community.

Damn. Just bought a new dauber ,too. Damn.

beach tribe
08-10-2013, 03:36 PM
Single-handedly tarnishing the name "Agnew."

Hes gonna be a hyphenate when he gets married.

Rep for ref.

Hammock Parties
08-10-2013, 03:54 PM
lol the internet is roasting agnew

https://fbcdn-sphotos-d-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/q71/s720x720/535797_10151642945802155_1031656139_n.jpg

HoneyBadger
08-10-2013, 04:08 PM
Has he been cut yet?

HoneyBadger
08-10-2013, 04:08 PM
What about now?

MGRS13
08-10-2013, 04:12 PM
No one even brought up William Bartee? This whole thread is a fail! Are you guys all 12 and started watching the chiefs 5 years ago? Agnew did the best Bartee I have seen in years, color me impressed.

J Diddy
08-10-2013, 09:46 PM
No one even brought up William Bartee? This whole thread is a fail! Are you guys all 12 and started watching the chiefs 5 years ago? Agnew did the best Bartee I have seen in years, color me impressed.

With all due respect compared to Agnew Bartee was all pro.

clyde05
08-10-2013, 11:35 PM
Finally got a chance to watch the game and Agnew is freaking horrible, there is no spot for him on this team.

Sassy Squatch
08-11-2013, 05:24 AM
Finally got a chance to watch the game and Agnew is freaking horrible, there is no spot for him on this team.
O rly?

ChiefRocka
08-11-2013, 06:32 AM
We're talking about CB #5. Who gives a shit.

Chieftain58
08-11-2013, 06:51 AM
The new moniker for fu#@ing up, "Agnew'd"

BlackHelicopters
08-11-2013, 07:25 AM
Anal fisting

TEX
08-11-2013, 07:36 AM
Finally got a chance to watch the game and Agnew is freaking horrible, there is no spot for him on this team.

This. Maybe IF he shows SOMETHING he could go on the practice squad.

threebag
08-11-2013, 07:41 AM
This. Maybe IF he shows SOMETHING he could go on the practice squad.

He won't make it someone else will steal this jewel.

BlackHelicopters
08-11-2013, 07:56 AM
He won't make it someone else will steal this jewel.

Could end up a Raider or a Jag.

DanBecky
08-11-2013, 08:07 AM
No one even brought up William Bartee? This whole thread is a fail! Are you guys all 12 and started watching the chiefs 5 years ago? Agnew did the best Bartee I have seen in years, color me impressed.

Dexter McCleon

BlackHelicopters
08-11-2013, 08:10 AM
John Holmes