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gblowfish
08-13-2013, 12:54 PM
Probably not.... but here's why he's a cool guy.

Fred was a chemist from Ohio. He invented the Pringles Potato Chip and storage can, patented in 1970.

He died five years ago and was cremated.

Guess what his ashes were buried in?

You guessed it....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Baur

Rasputin
08-13-2013, 01:41 PM
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BlackHelicopters
08-13-2013, 01:42 PM
Having some sour cream and onion Pringles in his honor.

J Diddy
08-13-2013, 01:49 PM
Ten things about todays pringles
10. The can is really useful for my son to make crafts with
9. They're consistently good
8. They are crunchy and not greasy
7. Once you pop you can't stop
6. The guy on the logo looks like the monopoly guy.
5. My kids prefer them to the cheap shit.
4. Bulky ass cans take up more space in the trash, which means more in landfills. However fuck the environment.
3. They have a good selection of different flavors
2. The plastic lid makes a great scope for when my son makes a bazooka out of them.
1. They're the only fucking chip that is sold that I know exactly how much is going to be in the package when I open them.

WhawhaWhat
08-13-2013, 01:55 PM
TIL

Goldmember
08-13-2013, 03:06 PM
I wonder if there was a way to get him into the can without cremating him first.

Beef Supreme
08-13-2013, 03:16 PM
I wonder if there was a way to get him into the can without cremating him first.

They sliced him very thinly.

DMAC
08-13-2013, 03:18 PM
I want to be made into potato chips when I die.

Goldmember
08-13-2013, 03:20 PM
They sliced him very thinly.

ROFL exactly!

Tombstone RJ
08-13-2013, 03:52 PM
Probably not.... but here's why he's a cool guy.

Fred was a chemist from Ohio. He invented the Pringles Potato Chip and storage can, patented in 1970.

He died five years ago and was cremated.

Guess what his ashes were buried in?

You guessed it....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Baur

This is a solid piece of information. Jack Baur approves.

FlaChief58
08-13-2013, 03:56 PM
I wonder if there was a way to get him into the can without cremating him first.

Wood chipper

Dunerdr
08-13-2013, 04:13 PM
Was hoping you meant fred bear... You guys really let me down sometimes.

BlackHelicopters
08-13-2013, 04:15 PM
Wood chipper

Fargo

Goldmember
08-13-2013, 04:38 PM
I want to be made into potato chips when I die.

Did you just watch Soylent Green? I wouldn't doubt this happening, when the world gets desperate enough.

OrtonsPiercedTaint
08-13-2013, 06:03 PM
I want to be made into potato chips when I die.

It's laying there like a naked piece of pussy on a crisp January morning with steam coming off it.

Hog's Gone Fishin
08-13-2013, 07:51 PM
If he'd EVER just jerked off one animal his whole life would have turned.

Demonpenz
08-13-2013, 09:07 PM
I made a home made flesh light with a pringles can