GIF'D UP: 2013 Preseason Game 2

[Hammock Parties]

Oh yeah. We're back. We're gonna expose every fraud on this team, etc. RIP Bernard Pollard.

Note: please consult Eric Fisher thread (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=9902236&postcount=303) for his crap, and the Alex Smith thread (http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=9902769&postcount=1407) for his.

Here's Dontari Poe flashing some mean pass rush agility.

http://uranus.ckt.net/~gochiefs/POERUSH.gif

Tamba Hali gets off against Joe Staley.

http://uranus.ckt.net/~gochiefs/hali.gif

Now, a very lovely smorgasbord of Justin Houston fucking eating the furniture. No man can stand against him.

http://uranus.ckt.net/~gochiefs/houston.gif

http://uranus.ckt.net/~gochiefs/houston2.gif

http://uranus.ckt.net/~gochiefs/houston3.gif

http://uranus.ckt.net/~gochiefs/houston4.gif

And finally, THE play of preseason for me so far, Mike DeVito destroying his man and then fucking wrenching the RB down from behind with one hand.

http://uranus.ckt.net/~gochiefs/devito.gif

[Simply Red]

http://i.imgur.com/H4NAdeU.jpg

[Simply Red]

Houston is such an Ox - told you all we'd like him.

[DaneMcCloud]

I told you DeVito was MUCH better than Dorsey.

I don't think I ever saw Dorsey make a play like that, ever.

[JoeyChuckles]

Third.

Edit: Fourth

[Simply Red]

I'd like to see Zombo somewhere - I suppose he's only on ST's?

[Hammock Parties]

Houston is such an Ox - told you all we'd like him.

I think I like watching his run defense more than his pass rush, strangely enough.

I'd like to know his weight room numbers. He just runs people OVER.

[JoeyChuckles]

You better gif up my man Agnew on the extra point.

[Simplicity]

DeVito one is probably my favorite. That one stuck out to me during live.

[Hammock Parties]

You better gif up my man Agnew on the extra point.

Fuck preseason scrubs.

[Urc Burry]

Flowers abused Jenkins on that TFL

[TribalElder]

Devito one hand snatched that dude up like he wasn't shit

Defense should be fun to watch this year

Thanks for the gifs

[Simply Red]

I think I like watching his run defense more than his pass rush, strangely enough.

I'd like to know his weight room numbers. He just runs people OVER.

I remember how huge he looked at the combine also that he gaffled people when teams played UGA.

[O.city]

Houston is a big dude, even looks big in street clothes. Lives close to us here in the metro, see him around our neighborhood

[the Talking Can]

houston is the best run stuffing olb in the league, he regularly punks TEs...he's pretty much perfect

[QuikSsurfer]

houston is the best run stuffing olb in the league, he regularly punks TEs...he's pretty much perfect

Yup. No doubt.

[Deberg_1990]

Where are the gifs for my boi A. Smith?

[Cannibal]

Poe is going make a name for himself this season.

[Hammock Parties]

Where are the gifs for my boi A. Smith?

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=9902769&postcount=1407

[Deberg_1990]

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=9902769&postcount=1407

Alex is going to surprise some people this year.

[Rain Man]

Looking at these clips, I'm tempted to go turn my printer on.

[Dante84]

Okay - random play request.

3rd or 4th quarter, a DE (M. Chavis, maybe?) destroys a running back behind the line.... just nasty.

[MeatRock]

Looks like we might have a dominating defense this year. I like the aggressive blitzes. I have no idea what to expect from the offensive side of the ball as I haven't seen shit so far to get me excited.

[Hammock Parties]

Okay - random play request.

3rd or 4th quarter, a DE (M. Chavis, maybe?) destroys a running back behind the line.... just nasty.

Gonna have to do better than that. I have no idea what that is.

[Hammock Parties]

Haha, this?

God, I hate preseason scrubs. No one should EVER be GIF'd for being unblocked, but whatever.

http://i.imgur.com/78rKw3I.gif

[GordonGekko]

Haha, this?

God, I hate preseason scrubs. No one should EVER be GIF'd for being unblocked, but whatever.

http://i.imgur.com/78rKw3I.gif

Is this gif sped up at all, or is this real-time?

[Hammock Parties]

That's real time.

[ThaVirus]

Houston is such a hoss. The boner I have for him is massive.

I think he beats out DJ and Flowers as our most complete defenders.

[Dante84]

Haha, this?

God, I hate preseason scrubs. No one should EVER be GIF'd for being unblocked, but whatever.

http://i.imgur.com/78rKw3I.gif

Damnit, i just spent 10 minutes looking it up to tell you it was Dixon with :56 left.

You got it before me.

It was pretty nasty, come on. Scrub, yes. But nasty.

[ReynardMuldrake]

I remember that DeVito play. I couldn't figure out what happened. It looked like the ball carrier ran into an invisible wall.

[jd1020]

I remember that DeVito play. I couldn't figure out what happened. It looked like the ball carrier ran into an invisible wall.

Kinda looks like the RB is leaping to split a gap right as DeVito is grabbing him.

[Hammock Parties]

Fuck it, eat shit Bray homers.

http://i.imgur.com/HkBX0Bk.gif

[jd1020]

**** it, eat shit Bray homers.

Gonna start with the bad shit I want to see who the RB was that completely whiffed on one of the 7 sacks.

Pretty sure it was Draughn.

[tecumseh]

Thank yoou. Love these! Our D is gonna be titsout ballin'.

[ThaVirus]

**** it, eat shit Bray homers.


I'm not a Bray homer at all, but it looks like its a good thing that pass went where it did. If it were on target there's a good chance that defender that jumped could have snagged it.

[MotherfuckerJones]

Ya nice play by devito. But looked like the back sanchezd into his online.

Nice play Dixon lol he fucked that guy up clowney style.

Tamba will be tamba, Poe is gona be a beast! Houston will become elite this year.

[MotherfuckerJones]

**** it, eat shit Bray homers.

http://i.imgur.com/HkBX0Bk.gif

Hey man, just because you're in misery over Smiff doesn't mean ya gota rag on my boy Bray!:deevee:

[saphojunkie]

I like to pretend that Justin Houston was our first round pick and Baldwin was a third rounder. It helps me not to kill.

[MotherfuckerJones]

I like to pretend that Justin Houston was our first round pick and Baldwin was a third rounder. It helps me not to kill gorillas.

FYP

[-King-]

I think I like watching his run defense more than his pass rush, strangely enough.

I'd like to know his weight room numbers. He just runs people OVER.

Didn't Tamba say Houston was benching 450 with ease?

[lcarus]

DeVito's nickname is the Penguin. Thats final.

[Gadzooks]

Most of the gifs have no payoff. Looks like the pre-season is developing a theme for the regular season.
BTW - My prediction is that Poe will be big and fat again this season.

[bigjosh]

Most of the gifs have no payoff. Looks like the pre-season is developing a theme for the regular season.
BTW - My prediction is that Poe will be big and fat again this season.

My prediction is that Ryan Matthews breaks his fucking collarbone again whilst getting anally fornicated by Philip rivers uncle.

[Gadzooks]

My prediction is that Ryan Matthews breaks his ****ing collarbone again whilst getting anally fornicated by Philip rivers uncle.

:shake: He's out of collarbones to break. You guys are toast.

[DaneMcCloud]

Most of the gifs have no payoff. Looks like the pre-season is developing a theme for the regular season.
BTW - My prediction is that Poe will be big and fat again this season.

Dontari Poe isn't fat and has never been fat.

[Gadzooks]

Sorry, I meant "morbidly obese".

[penbrook]

Devito is the only white defender starting for us.

[Hammock Parties]

Most of the gifs have no payoff.

The point of GIF'd Up isn't to show highlights.

It's to show guys making good plays that don't necessarily make it onto highlights.

Dontari Poe beating his guy clean like that right off the snap is a very good sign.

[Gadzooks]

Meh, It'd take him a minute or so to get to the QB after being cut to the ground, but, if it makes you feel better, gif to your heart's delight.

[Gadzooks]

BTW - Cam Thomas is way better than Dontari Poo. (get it?, Poo).
The whole board knew it but Pioli blew it.

[bigjosh]

BTW - Cam Thomas is way better than Dontari Poo. (get it?, Poo).
The whole board knew it but Pioli blew it.

Trollol

[Gadzooks]

http://static4.fjcdn.com/comments/call+me+lego...i+m+a+mega+troll+muahaha+here+s+a+pic+_df8ef9d95e661734bf96175eca761ad9.png

[Hammock Parties]

BTW - Cam Thomas is way better than Dontari Poo. (get it?, Poo).
The whole board knew it but Pioli blew it.

How are you feeling about seeing Philip Rivers entire career basically wasted?

[Gadzooks]

I wouldn't say I'm happy with the Chargers current pass protection but, I'm sure as fuck, elated that Rivers is a Charger.
Sure, his turnovers have been abundant since he has the same elusiveness as Poe and has had 1.8 seconds to get the ball out over the past 2 seasons, but, I'd rather have him back there than anyone with the last name of Smith.
If Telesco can find any LT better than King Dunlap Rivers will rape the AFC West.

[The Bad Guy]

I wouldn't say I'm happy with the Chargers current pass protection but, I'm sure as ****, elated that Rivers is a Charger.
Sure, his turnovers have been abundant since he has the same elusiveness as Poe and has had 1.8 seconds to get the ball out over the past 2 seasons, but, I'd rather have him back there than anyone with the last name of Smith.
If Telesco can find any LT better than King Dunlap Rivers will rape the AFC West.

Poe probably could dust Rivers ass in a race.

You talk like this is still 2007 and people are fucking remotely worried about Philip Rivers. I'd take him over Smith too, but Rivers right now is a lot closer the bottom third of the league for QBs than you're likely willing to admit.

Oh, you left out if you can find a real running back, some healthy receivers, and a pass rush, and the foundation of youth for your TE.

[Hammock Parties]

It mean it sucks being a Chiefs fan...but I can't imagine having Drew Brees AND Philip Rivers leading your team for 15 years straight and never getting close to a SB.

[Gadzooks]

Poe probably could dust Rivers ass in a race.

You talk like this is still 2007 and people are ****ing remotely worried about Philip Rivers. I'd take him over Smith too, but Rivers right now is a lot closer the bottom third of the league for QBs than you're likely willing to admit.

Oh, you left out if you can find a real running back, some healthy receivers, and a pass rush, and the foundation of youth for your TE.

- Mathews has been great in the preseason and Danny Woodhead is slated to finally replace Sproles.
- The Chargers are deepest at WR. Sure there's injury history there but the talent is great with guys like Floyd, Brown and Allen
- The TE crop is shaping out quite nicely with a healthy Gates, John Phillips and Ladarius Green (100+ yds and 2 TDs in 2 preseason games).

That's just the Offense. The Defensive starters have looked great so far.

[Hammock Parties]

You're pimping Vincent fucking Brown.

God, you're a lost soul.

[Gadzooks]

It mean it sucks being a Chiefs fan...but I can't imagine having Drew Brees AND Philip Rivers leading your team for 15 years straight and never getting close to a SB.

Brees was a total piece of shit before the Chargers drafted Rivers. He couldn't beat Doug Flutie for the starting job and he couldn't hit a receiver to save his life.
Try to imagine Cassel winning a SB with the Vikings and it still won't compare to the disappointment Brees was. He played worse as a Charger than Cassel did as a Chief.

BTW - The Chargers got "close" a few times but Marty fucked up then the NFL got all bitchy on Merriman for using roids.:rolleyes:

The League is fixed anyway... I mean, Eli Manning... 2 SBs?... Bullshit...

[Hammock Parties]

The League is fixed anyway...

ROFL

Lost soul.

[Gadzooks]

You're pimping Vincent ****ing Brown.

God, you're a lost soul.

Better than Baldwin or old whatshisnose you traded him for.

[Hammock Parties]

Better than Baldwin or old whatshisnose you traded him for.

Vincent Brown is a 3rd round scrub that is one season away from being cut most likely.

Is he your #2?

[Gadzooks]

Vincent Brown is a 3rd round scrub that is one season away from being cut most likely.

Is he your #2?

Officially, Eddie Royal is #2 but Brown looked awesome before his injury last year and is poised to take over the #2 or even #1 this year. He's had a a strong preseason.
The WR corps is the last of my worries. (wouldn't be saying that if I were a Chiefs fan right now).

[MotherfuckerJones]

Chargers are gona suck. No one gives two dicks about your dogshit franchise. Your defense is not intimidating to say the least. Phyllis Rivers will keep his trend of becoming a bottom 20 QB

[Gadzooks]

Chargers are gona suck. No one gives two dicks about your dogshit franchise. Your defense is not intimidating to say the least. Phyllis Rivers will keep his trend of becoming a bottom 20 QB

It's hard to argue with such a well thought out post. Your insight into the Chargers Defense is surprisingly detailed.
Adding "Phyllis" was also a nice touch. Not as funny as Dontari Poo though.

[AussieChiefsFan]

Defense looking beastly.

[Chiefspants]

It's hard to argue with such a well thought out post. Your insight into the Chargers Defense is surprisingly detailed.
Adding "Phyllis" was also a nice touch. Not as funny as Dontari Poo though.

Dumptari guna poo on Phyliis Rickers this yer!!!111!!!!1!!!1111!!11!1

[mdchiefsfan]

I loved the 2 play sequence by Berry to keep them from converting on 2nd down and 3rd and short.

[durtyrute]

The gifs are one of the things that make this place great, the other is the boobs.

[BlackHelicopters]

In.

[Rasputin]

Most of the gifs have no payoff. Looks like the pre-season is developing a theme for the regular season.
BTW - My prediction is that Poe will be big and fat again this season.


I predict Manti Te'o making the most imaginary tackles for the Chargers.

[Rasputin]

Defense looking beastly.



This + JC + special teams may keep us relevant for most of the season.


I say 9-7 can win the division.

[Dayze]

if our offense can help so our defense isn't on the field for 50 minutes a game, our defense will be in good shape.

[griZZly64]

where's Tamba's bull rush where he smashes the qb with his own OT?

[donkhater]

Brees was a total piece of shit before the Chargers drafted Rivers. He couldn't beat Doug Flutie for the starting job and he couldn't hit a receiver to save his life.
Try to imagine Cassel winning a SB with the Vikings and it still won't compare to the disappointment Brees was. He played worse as a Charger than Cassel did as a Chief.

And with that, you destroyed any credibility you may have had.

[Gadzooks]

And with that, you destroyed any credibility you may have had.

2003 San Diego Chargers Record 4-12
Drew Brees
G Att Comp Pct Att/G Yds Avg Yds/G TD TD% Int Int% Lng 20+ 40+ Sck SckY Rate
11 356 205 57.6 32.4 2,108 5.9 191.6 11 3.1 15 4.2 68T 28 5 21 178 67.5



2012 Kansas City Chiefs Record 2-14
Matt Cassel
G Att Comp Pct Att/G Yds Avg Yds/G TD TD% Int Int% Lng 20+ 40+ Sck SckY Rate
9 277 161 58.1 30.8 1,796 6.5 199.6 6 2.2 12 4.3 46 24 1 19 101 66.7

Looks pretty close to me.

[Ace Gunner]

Let's examine everyone's favorite "bust" Tyson Jackson #94 holding the massive stacked POA
http://uranus.ckt.net/~gochiefs/houston3.gif

9ers could not find the edge when Jackson stuffed the double team attempt
http://uranus.ckt.net/~gochiefs/houston2.gif

Is that Tyson Jackson getting 5 yards upfield during a bullrush at the snap? Survey sez, yes.
http://uranus.ckt.net/~gochiefs/houston.gif

ya. so busted.

[Quesadilla Joe]

I say 9-7 can win the division.

ROFL

[penbrook]

Ed Werder said Eric Fisher has a shoulder and hand injury but are considered minor.

He said their are people within the Chiefs organization who want him to fight through this injury and show more mental toughness.

[Easy 6]

So stoked about this D's potential, if Poe keeps looking like this his impact will ripple across the entire defense.

Gadzooks, have fun battling the fade for top cellar dweller status, you guys are old and largely devoid of outstanding talent... when Royal is your two, well, ROFL.

[Hammock Parties]

where's Tamba's bull rush where he smashes the qb with his own OT?

This is why I hate preseason. That wasn't even a starter.

[Tribal Warfare]

Ed Werder said Eric Fisher has a shoulder and hand injury but are considered minor.

He said their are people within the Chiefs organization who want him to fight through this injury and show more mental toughness.

In all honesty, If they want to fuck him up to prove a point then it's an even more wasteful draft selection.

:facepalm:

[themanwithnoname]

Let's examine everyone's favorite "bust" Tyson Jackson #94 holding the massive stacked POA
http://uranus.ckt.net/~gochiefs/houston3.gif

9ers could not find the edge when Jackson stuffed the double team attempt
http://uranus.ckt.net/~gochiefs/houston2.gif

Is that Tyson Jackson getting 5 yards upfield during a bullrush at the snap? Survey sez, yes.
http://uranus.ckt.net/~gochiefs/houston.gif

ya. so busted.

In that first one I'm more impressed with Derrick Johnson. He sealed off the hole by stuffing the RT. Jackson's play didn't really matter too much as its not like the RB had anywhere to cut back. No I'm not saying he sucks, and in fact I was one of the people pretty impressed when Dorsey and Jackson were both doing a good job of stuffing the run that one year. Of course Houston is a stud and Berry would have been there to blow it up as well, but I think Derrick Johnson was the key there. Certainly not a bad play by Jackson though.

Nice job of holding the double team (although I'm skeptical it would have mattered if the back had gone to the edge). Really it didn't matter as Houston and Flowers read and blew that play right the **** up. All I can do is laugh at the 49ers not having that TE or T chip Houston and instead try to rely on the FB to block him. This play is why I can understand people getting optimistic, or at least just wanting to watch this defense. They send that guy after Derrick Johnson instead of Houston, and him and Flowers stuff that. I don't even know where Berry is but, between him, DJ, and Houston, we've got 3 guys that can blow up any play even if they're manned up on T.

I don't know, he got zero pressure on the QB (and the tackle getting pushed back was part of the play design) and was slow getting off the block to address the RB. Houston once again impressive, and Flowers would have prevented a big gainer, but Jackson didn't really have any impact on that play and likely would not have as the RB would have already gotten his yards before Jackson could catch up. Not impressed.

Fact is, for what he's still getting paid its not impressive.

[mcaj22]

Tyson Jackson is not ****ing relevant in any of those plays when the freak of nature Justin Houston is single handed blowing up his man and ruining the play by himself.

Tyson Jackson still ****ing sucks, and is being bailed out by playing next to a freak talent to his left in Houston and a top 5 MLBer behind him in DJ

Mike DeVito is what Tyson Jackson SHOULD be, but he isnt

[Direckshun]

Tyson Jackson is not ****ing relevant in any of those plays when the freak of nature Justin Houston is single handed blowing up his man and ruining the play by himself.

Tyson Jackson still ****ing sucks, and is being bailed out by playing next to a freak talent to his left in Houston and a top 5 MLBer behind him in DJ

Mike DeVito is what Tyson Jackson SHOULD be, but he isnt

This is utter bullshit.

Tyson Jackson plays the run as well as any 3-4 DE in the NFL. And these gifs prove it.

[Hammock Parties]

This is utter bullshit.

Tyson Jackson plays the run as well as any 3-4 DE in the NFL. And these gifs prove it.

He was shitty against the run (and in general) last year.

Occasionally he flashes, let's see a little more consistency.

[Direckshun]

He was shitty against the run (and in general) last year.

Occasionally he flashes, let's see a little more consistency.

Oh fuck me, he was shitty in a 2-14 year? The whole team went down the toilet. Cry me a river.

He's looked like his usual sturdy two-down self this preseason.

[Hammock Parties]

Oh fuck me, he was shitty in a 2-14 year? The whole team went down the toilet. Cry me a river.

He's looked like his usual sturdy two-down self this preseason.

You have a point.

Let's not retire TJ's jersey just yet, though.

Welcome back.

[Sorter]

Oh **** me, he was shitty in a 2-14 year? The whole team went down the toilet. Cry me a river.

He's looked like his usual sturdy one-down self this preseason.

Fixed.


:)

[Gadzooks]

Gadzooks, have fun battling the fade for top cellar dweller status, you guys are old and largely devoid of outstanding talent... when Royal is your two, well, ROFL.

Ever hear of Seyi Ajirotutu? Probably not...He had a "breakout" game during week 9 on November 7, 2010 when he caught 4 catches for 111 yards and two touchdowns in the Chargers win over the Houston Texans. He was waived shortly after, picked up by the Panthers and then promptly cut. In that season Rivers threw to 17 different receivers for 4,710 yds.

The point is, it doesn't matter who Rivers throws to, as long as anyone can block for him, the WRs will be successful. The same can't be said for Alex Smith. Hence, the trade for whathisnose.

BTW - Other than Freeny and Gates, the team's not old.

[Gadzooks]

BTW- I don't want to shit on Smith. I feel sorry for him.

No.1 Pick overall
Suffered through a horrible coaching carousel
Finally finds success with a talent laden team and solid coaching continuity.
Traded to a team with the same mentality the 49ers had when they drafted him.

The thread Clay had asking if he reminded anyone of Cassel was classic. While walking off the field, he showed all of the defeatist mannerisms Cassel did last year. The poor sap can't catch a break.

[Hammock Parties]

BTW- I don't want to shit on Smith. I feel sorry for him.

No.1 Pick overall
Suffered through a horrible coaching carousel
Finally finds success with a talent laden team and solid coaching continuity.
Traded to a team with the same mentality the 49ers had when they drafted him.

The thread Clay had asking if he reminded anyone of Cassel was classic. While walking off the field, he showed all of the defeatist mannerisms Cassel did last year. The poor sap can't catch a break.

These kinds of posts will win you a lot of Brownie points around here.

Please keep it up.

More Smith bashing, less Chargers fluffing.

[Pablo]

BTW- I don't want to shit on Smith. I feel sorry for him.

No.1 Pick overall
Suffered through a horrible coaching carousel
Finally finds success with a talent laden team and solid coaching continuity.
Traded to a team with the same mentality the 49ers had when they drafted him.

The thread Clay had asking if he reminded anyone of Cassel was classic. While walking off the field, he showed all of the defeatist mannerisms Cassel did last year. The poor sap can't catch a break.Never feel sorry for a 1.1 pick that shits all over his own balls consistently; and manages to steal tens of millions of dollars from multiple franchises.

[RunKC]

http://uranus.ckt.net/~gochiefs/houston4.gif

DeVito did an awesome job of pushing the double team back and collapsing the pocket here.

[Saccopoo]

http://uranus.ckt.net/~gochiefs/houston4.gif

DeVito did an awesome job of pushing the double team back and collapsing the pocket here.

DeVito is an absolute bull.

People are still bitching about Jackson, but the biggest farce this team has seen the past five years was Glenn Dorsey. DeVito has shown me more in two meaningless games than Dorsey did in his entire Chiefs career.

[Strongside]

DeVito might end up being the pickup of the offseason for us. The guy is a mean sonofabitch. Oh, and Poe is going to start to look like Wilfork this year.

[MotherfuckerJones]

DeVito might end up being the pickup of the offseason for us. The guy is a mean sonofabitch. Oh, and Poe is going to start to look like Wilfork this year.

IMO he's more of a Ngata type.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

My favorite thread of CP.

IN.

[Ace Gunner]

DeVito is an absolute bull.

People are still bitching about Jackson, but the biggest farce this team has seen the past five years was Glenn Dorsey. DeVito has shown me more in two meaningless games than Dorsey did in his entire Chiefs career.

and the folks constantly bitching about Tyson J were huge Dorsey homers :deevee::D

[Dayze]

we're victims of Stockholm Syndrome

[Mav]

DeVito might end up being the pickup of the offseason for us. The guy is a mean sonofabitch. Oh, and Poe is going to start to look like Wilfork this year.

When people were shitting on the DeVito pick up, I was trying to tell them about him. All Clay wanted to talk about was his sacks......

DeVito was a steal for the Chiefs.

[cookster50]

Wouldn't your gif skills be put to better use in the NSFW Animated GIF thread?

[Dayze]

we've got no tolerance for gay porn. except for chicks

[cookster50]

we've got no tolerance for gay porn. except for chicks

Oh, right. Sorry. My bad. I forgot to whom I was referring to.

[crossbow]

Poe is going make a name for himself this season.

Yeah, watching that Gif you can see he has great balance for a guy that big. His strength is obvious as is his power but he has balance and agility that surpasses men of that size. He definitely moves like a 1st round pick.

[Hammock Parties]

Here's a couple GIFs of Fisher run blocking. Good? Bad? Your thoughts? I'm not impressed.

http://uranus.ckt.net/~gochiefs/fisher%20mauled.gif

http://uranus.ckt.net/~gochiefs/fisher 2.gif

[Gadzooks]

Here's a couple GIFs of Fisher run blocking. Good? Bad? Your thoughts? I'm not impressed.


He's no D.J Fluker as a run blocking right tackle, but the Chiefs paid a tremendous price for him so he's gotta play somewhere.:)
BTW - He's playing too high.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Shit.

[Mr_Tomahawk]

You should GIF up all 2 of Brays completions and put them in the Bray thread...

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Is that Kelce suck-blocking #55 on the right? JFC.

Shit.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Is old man Metamucil still our line coach or something?

Shit.

[aturnis]

Just destroyed @Jacobs71 on Twitter. Little bitch couldn't take it and blocked me.

He was trying to act as though he knows what he's talking about and starts highlighting "flaws" in Eric Fishers blocking technique in stills from preseason games and camp. Now I'm one of Fishers bigger critics, but even I know we can't trust what we see right now, and that he's injured. We can't disregard him, but we can't ignore it either. It is.

So Nicole Jacobs is highlighting these flaws, especially Fishers head being down, to which I reply:

@Jacobs71 You don't think he's using his head for leverage beings he essentially has a pretty debilitating injury?

He replies: Nope, that's not how you block.

@Jacobs71 How exactly do you block when you have Gamekeepers thumb, a shoulder injury and another unspecified hand injury?

Then he carries on and spouts off some bullshit about how it should be easily corrected and once he's broken of these habits, he'll be fine.

@Jacobs71 you mean once he's healed right? I'm one of his biggest critics, but he's been injured for weeks.

@Jacobs71 You do everything differently when you've got an injury.

He replies: I'm not going to argue about this.

@Jacobs71 b/c your losing credibility?

He replies: The pictures from camp were taken before his injury.

@Jacobs71 When are they from? (knowing his injuries were very early)

No Reply. (At this point I believe he blocks me)

@Jacobs71 That's what I thought.

@Jacobs71 "In his first training camp practice,"John Clayton writes, "Fisher badly injured two fingers on his right hand."

@Jacobs71 "He stayed in practice and tried to go against defenders mostly left-handed."

@Jacobs71 Notice how he isn't really using the right hand in your pictures...

Yeah. You might want to take everything that d-bag posts with a grain of salt.

Again. I'm a big critic of Fishers. Mostly b/c he has to produce, and excuses only go so far. Can't ignore them, but can't really ignore poor play either. Once he's healthy, he can prove us all wrong. Until then...

[aturnis]

Is that Kelce suck-blocking #55 on the right? JFC.

Shit.

Nope. That's my boy Tony Moeaki. Usually a stud blocker, not so much there. Looked more like Fasano there.

[MotherfuckerJones]

Just destroyed @Jacobs71 on Twitter. Little bitch couldn't take it and blocked me.

He was trying to act as though he knows what he's talking about and starts highlighting "flaws" in Eric Fishers blocking technique in stills from preseason games and camp. Now I'm one of Fishers bigger critics, but even I know we can't trust what we see right now, and that he's injured. We can't disregard him, but we can't ignore it either. It is.

So Nicole Jacobs is highlighting these flaws, especially Fishers head being down, to which I reply:



He replies: Nope, that's not how you block.



Then he carries on and spouts off some bullshit about how it should be easily corrected and once he's broken of these habits, he'll be fine.



He replies: I'm not going to argue about this.



He replies: The pictures from camp were taken before his injury.

(knowing his injuries were very early)

No Reply. (At this point I believe he blocks me)



Yeah. You might want to take everything that d-bag posts with a grain of salt.

Again. I'm a big critic of Fishers. Mostly b/c he has to produce, and excuses only go so far. Can't ignore them, but can't really ignore poor play either. Once he's healthy, he can prove us all wrong. Until then...

ROFL He was blowing stanzi last year pretty good.

[aturnis]

Don't think so. Pretty much spewed the same as everyone else last year. Maybe early on, but for a very short time.

[silver5liter]

Just destroyed @Jacobs71 on Twitter. Little bitch couldn't take it and blocked me.

He was trying to act as though he knows what he's talking about and starts highlighting "flaws" in Eric Fishers blocking technique in stills from preseason games and camp. Now I'm one of Fishers bigger critics, but even I know we can't trust what we see right now, and that he's injured. We can't disregard him, but we can't ignore it either. It is.

So Nicole Jacobs is highlighting these flaws, especially Fishers head being down, to which I reply:



He replies: Nope, that's not how you block.



Then he carries on and spouts off some bullshit about how it should be easily corrected and once he's broken of these habits, he'll be fine.



He replies: I'm not going to argue about this.



He replies: The pictures from camp were taken before his injury.

(knowing his injuries were very early)

No Reply. (At this point I believe he blocks me)



Yeah. You might want to take everything that d-bag posts with a grain of salt.

Again. I'm a big critic of Fishers. Mostly b/c he has to produce, and excuses only go so far. Can't ignore them, but can't really ignore poor play either. Once he's healthy, he can prove us all wrong. Until then...

He blocked me a loooooong time ago. Kent babb also blocked me along time ago because I made fun of his adult braces...

[saphojunkie]

Here's a couple GIFs of Fisher run blocking. Good? Bad? Your thoughts? I'm not impressed.

http://uranus.ckt.net/~gochiefs/fisher%20mauled.gif

http://uranus.ckt.net/~gochiefs/fisher 2.gif

First gif he gets stood up like a fat chick at prom.

Second gif I actually like how he adjusts and finds leverage on the block.

[jd1020]

Second gif I actually like how he adjusts and finds leverage on the block.

Wait, what?

Where did he find leverage on the block? The defender disengaged from him and made the tackle on the RB. Fisher didn't block shit. If he did anything on that play it was holding on for dear life and getting dragged about 3 yards.

[mdchiefsfan]

Wait, what?

Where did he find leverage on the block? The defender disengaged from him and made the tackle on the RB. Fisher didn't block shit. If he did anything on that play it was holding on for dear life and getting dragged about 3 yards.

This. He basically fell with the defender into the RB.

[O.city]

If Davis had some vision he wouldn't have had to spin into the hole and would have easily gotten the first

[milkman]

You should GIF up all 2 of Brays completions and put them in the Bray thread...

Then he should gif up the suck ass passes he threw, because there is far more to work with.

[Rausch]

You clearly have the TV film so I'll ask you: why no Powe?...

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

No Tyson Jackson Gif ????