OMG...NSFW

[Nzoner]

Apparently this pic was snapped last Saturday at our annual Trail's West Festival during the 38 Special concert.

First off I'm so glad I was in Council Bluffs that evening at another concert and didn't witness this in person and secondly I have to finally admit I live in a city full of white trash rednecks.Granted,we're not all even close to this but this just makes me :facepalm:

[Dayze]

"I was in Council Bluffs".
likely story

[BlackHelicopters]

"I was in Council Bluffs".
likely story

We were all " in Council Bluffs"......................

[TimBone]

I would appreciate in the future if you asked for my consent before posting pics of me and my sister.

[Rasputin]

Q EPIC FAIL THREAD

[Dayze]

LMAO

[BlackHelicopters]

I would appreciate in the future if you asked for my consent before posting pics of me and my sister.

Winner

[MTG#10]

the fuck...

[seclark]

hold on loosely

[BigCatDaddy]

I thought it belonged in Epic Fail, but being local it may deserve it's own thread.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?p=9903793#post9903793

[Dayze]

hold on loosely

lol.
Between this and McFly's, we can pretty much conclude the thread.

[BigCatDaddy]

the ****...

LMAO Yeah, and this bothers you?

[KCUnited]

hold on loosely

Caught up in you

[Pepe Silvia]

Shes all caught up in you.

[Pepe Silvia]

Caught up in you

Bastard

[MTG#10]

LMAO Yeah, and this bothers you?I dont really care, I wasn't there...just don't understand why. Problem?

[Dave Lane]

Apparently this pic was snapped last Saturday at our annual Trail's West Festival during the 38 Special concert.

First off I'm so glad I was in Council Bluffs that evening at another concert and didn't witness this in person and secondly I have to finally admit I live in a city full of white trash rednecks.Granted,we're not all even close to this but this just makes me :facepalm:

Yeah been saying that about St. Joe for awhile.

The prize heifer really looks to have packed on the pounds well.

[Dayze]

He'd probably feel much better if he and his lady were at a Metallica concert when they played 'Blackened' or 'Dyers Eve'

[BigCatDaddy]

I dont really care, I wasn't there...just don't understand why. Problem?

Nah, I would just think you are hard to shock.

[Dave Lane]

On the plus side someone thought this was unusual enough to bother to take the shot.

[FlaChief58]

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[Pablo]

Fuck. That's the St. Joe I know and love.

[Chest Rockwell]

He'd probably feel much better if he and his lady were at a Metallica concert when they played 'Blackened' or 'Dyers Eve'

I was thinking Van Morrison

Yoouuuu my...brown eye(d) guuurl.

[blaise]

Good lovin gone bad.

[Rasputin]

Someone asked her a question


What would you do for a Klondike bar?

[luv]

I wonder if the blonde is getting the frontal view?

[bevischief]

That is am interesting take on cornhole...

[cabletech94]

so......not much going on in the news today, eh?

/carry on true believers.

[Iowanian]

relax.

They're deaf and she is just explaining to him that she wanted to go so KORN next weekend.

[Nzoner]

Yeah been saying that about St. Joe for awhile.

The prize heifer really looks to have packed on the pounds well.

I actually thought of you when I posted this and have to admit I was wrong in trying to defend my city.Thankfully,I personally haven't been to this festival in four years.

[Nzoner]

hold on loosely

So many of their songs work with this...Fantasy Girl,Rockin' Into The Night...

[Dave Lane]

Yeah St Joe is the town that coulda been. But for a bridge it could have been the St. Joe Chiefs.

And your area is not bad at all but man I have a friend that lives there and have driven around the "other side of the tracks" and its loaded with block after block of these types.

[KCUnited]

I actually thought of you when I posted this and have to admit I was wrong in trying to defend my city.Thankfully,I personally haven't been to this festival in four years.

Thank you for not thinking of me when you posted this.

[Frosty]

My first concert was .38 Special and Rush my sophomore year in high school ('79-ish). Hard to believe they are still around.

I didn't take my own personal cow/proctologist to the concert like this guy, though.

[Mr. Laz]

hold on loosely

but don't let go

[Pablo]

but don't let goHoly shit, how'd you finish the lyrics off like that?

*High five*

Glad somebody around here knows their classic rock.

[Nzoner]

Holy shit, how'd you finish the lyrics off like that?

*High five*

Glad somebody around here knows their classic rock.

:clap:

[Mr. Laz]

Holy shit, how'd you finish the lyrics off like that?

*High five*

Glad somebody around here knows their classic rock.:crybaby:

I'm gonna harden my heart
I'm gonna swallow my tears

[thecoffeeguy]

Holy shit, how'd you finish the lyrics off like that?

*High five*

Glad somebody around here knows their classic rock.

great song...always liked .38 special

[Pablo]

:crybaby:

I'm gonna harden my heart
I'm gonna swallow my tearsWell, you got me here.

I don't know this song, but I'm sure somebody does!

Rock on.

Let's do the classic rock lyrics game, this ought to be fun guys. I'll start.

I'm TNT, I'm dynamite....

[Nzoner]

Well, you got me here.

I don't know this song, but I'm sure somebody does!

....

Quarterflash!

[Frosty]

Well, you got me here.


Quarterflash - the pride of Portland

[Dayze]

I can only hope .38 Special was playing a cover of Bill Squire

[Mr. Laz]

I can only hope .38 Special was playing a cover of Bill Squire
my kind of lover?

[Dayze]

I was thinking The Stroke....but that'll work too.

[Baby Lee]

:crybaby:

I'm gonna harden my heart
I'm gonna swallow my double cheeseburger with extra mayo

FYP

[Mr. Laz]

I was thinking The Stroke....but that'll work too.looks like there is more going on there than just stroking

i'm not sure what that 'back' hand is doing ... not really sure i want to know tbh

[Dayze]

yeah...me either.
the oddest handy I've seen.

[Rain Man]

I'm a little confused. Is this a case of inappropriate touching, or is it just the next phase of sagging pants that we're laughing at?

[Dayze]

maybe someone de-pants him and she was just helping him put them on.

[luv]

Yeah St Joe is the town that coulda been. But for a bridge it could have been the St. Joe Chiefs.

And your area is not bad at all but man I have a friend that lives there and have driven around the "other side of the tracks" and its loaded with block after block of these types.

Isn't this true of most growing cities? You've got the alternative lifestyle part, the violent part, the redneck trailer trash (not saying everyone that lives in a trailer is trash), the middle class part, and the uppity part.

[frankotank]

I sit next to a guy at work who was there. let's call him...dave....because his name is......dave.
I emailed him this pic saying "Dave?"

he emailed back.........

me and my fantasy girl
hold on to me
you're my fantasy girl

ROFL

[Just Passin' By]

She seems handy.

[MahiMike]

What the hell did she lose down there? I have never even heard of such a move.

[Dayze]

What the hell did she lose down there? I have never even heard of such a move.

It's called the St. Joe Pistol

[KCUnited]

What the hell did she lose down there? I have never even heard of such a move.

38 Stretchhole

[Frosty]

What the hell did she lose down there? I have never even heard of such a move.

She dropped her cheeseburger

[Iowanian]

They're obviously confused as to what the 65 Toss Power Trap really means.

[Nzoner]

What the hell did she lose down there? I have never even heard of such a move.

"Dammit baby the joint must've slid down your leg into your boot."

[seclark]

"Dammit baby the joint must've slid down your leg into your boot."

ROFL

[J Diddy]

You all act like you've never seen a pic of a sister slipping the dirty knuckle to her brother before.



Geez, lighten up. It's the redneck way.

[Lonewolf Ed]

It is my understanding that a prostate exam is much more effective if the man is leaning forward...

[BigCatDaddy]

Meh, as much as I wanted to take ownership of this someone on FB said this had been around for a few weeks and was from the Iowa State Fair.

Sorry BossChief. You've been discovered.

[Dayze]

LMAO

[el borracho]

Trails West Festival? Looks more like the Trails South Festival.

[Baby Lee]

It is my understanding that a prostate exam is much more effective if the man is leaning forward...

Hang on loosely . .

Don't let g - MOOOOOON River!!!

[CoMoChief]

BWAHAHAHAHA ROFL

Can't stop laughing....that's so fucking gross.

[Demonpenz]

St. Joseph is Indian for "Land of a 1,000 juggalos"

[Thig Lyfe]

He'd probably feel much better if he and his lady were at a Metallica concert when they played 'Blackened' or 'Dyers Eve'

if ur poop is black u better see a doc brah

[BlackHelicopters]

Anyone have her contact info?

[Lonewolf Ed]

Upon looking at this hideous photo again, I hear a Southern accent in my head saying, "Baby, yore fingers are skinnier an' softer than mine, so can you scratch that hemorrhoid fer me, you know, that one that itches so baaaad? Oh, yeah, you found that critter!"

[FlaChief58]

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NSFW

[Demonpenz]

When you jam 3 fingers up there it's called giving your man the dale earnhardt

[Dayze]

When you jam 3 fingers up there it's called giving your man the dale earnhardt

while leaning against a wall

[MatriculatingHank]

Like Joe Bob used to say:
"Yankees are like hemorrhoids. The ones that come down but go back up – you can tolerate. The ones that come down and stay - can be a real pain in the ass."

[Fish]

This thread compelled me to go wash my hands, even though they didn't necessarily need it.

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

Did not know 38 Special did the theme song from Goldfinger.

[KCUnited]

St. Josniff

[Dayze]

nothing like a little ass finger on a cool 90 degree day.

[Deberg_1990]

.38 Special and St Joe.......that's all I needed to read.

[Hammock Parties]

And that's why you never date fat chicks.