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Skyy God
08-21-2013, 01:35 PM
'Murica, f yeah.

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"My mom dancing down the isle (sic) doin what she wants having fun and being her," is how Kendra Garber of Pekin, Illinois, described this YouTube video, which was shot on her mother's wedding day.

Garber somehow managed to leave out the part where the song her mom's dancing to is her own cover of a Buckcherry song inspired by Paris Hilton's sex tape.

Which is just as well, since no mere words could ever do this footage justice.

After YouTube commenters had their familiar way with the video, referring to the bride as "redneck," "white trash," and "EVERYTHING that is wrong with America," the newlywed herself popped in to offer this persuasive counterpoint:

who made the rule on how my wedding should be and just so you know it was my wedding at my house and they were my guests if and when you ever find anyone to marry your narrow minded self you can have your wedding at your location with your guests in your way and guess what I will respect your choice because I live in the USA and that is what we do here. And thank you to all my friends and family (including my son) who fight or have fought for my freedom to do this

Wow I can promise I am not pregnant and I will bet my IQ is higher then yours and guess what I am employed with a great job and in my job I care for all different people with no judgment. WE had a wedding for us the craziness that is in our heads and all our friends and family get it. Have been told it was greatest wedding people have been too. You all just upset that you don’t have creativity or the balls to live your life freely like we do. Thank GOD I live in the USA

See everyone loved it I have total self respect and proud of everything I do with no regrets and thank GOD I can defend this. All those people are my family they grew up with me and raised me. I stand by this and so does my husband friends and family. All I wish is that I can find a wider shot so you all can see all the guests dancing and rocking out like we always do. I am a 43 year old grandma who rocks out and enjoys life. Proud of me and my family so all that are out there ROCK ON

According to a family friend, despite what the video suggests, "most of the guests" were aware of the bride's intentions to forego Wagner in favor of "Crazy Bitch," and "were dancing with her."

And after the ceremony, the couple rode off to the reception flanked by a "parade of Harleys...and black sunglasses."

To which YouTube responded: "What was that about homosexuals destroying the institution of marriage again?"

http://gawker.com/classy-bride-dances-down-the-aisle-to-crazy-bitch-bec-1177681201

Pablo
08-21-2013, 01:37 PM
BadGranny found a new man.

Graystoke
08-21-2013, 01:37 PM
Would Not!

Saul Good
08-21-2013, 01:40 PM
Anybody who types out any iteration of "Murica" is a douche.

Abba-Dabba
08-21-2013, 01:42 PM
I'd rather be a guest at that wedding that some others I've been to. At least I know I'm going away drunk from a wedding like that.

Dayze
08-21-2013, 01:42 PM
was this before the .38 Special concert?

BlackHelicopters
08-21-2013, 01:42 PM
In.

Skyy God
08-21-2013, 01:49 PM
Anybody who types out any iteration of "Murica" is a douche.

We'll have to agree to disagree. From my perspective, it perfectly describes the redneck shitshow in the video.

alpha_omega
08-21-2013, 01:59 PM
I don't know, but someone needs to invest in a Steadicam.

Pitt Gorilla
08-21-2013, 02:02 PM
The groom's party looks about right for that kind of show.

MTG#10
08-21-2013, 02:06 PM
White people...

Radar Chief
08-21-2013, 02:31 PM
What, you mean her dad wasn’t there to give her away? Surprising.
Dancing down the isle to “crazy bitch” spells class with a “k”.

keg in kc
08-21-2013, 03:13 PM
Jesus.

Fish
08-21-2013, 03:24 PM
I am a 43 year old grandma who rocks out and enjoys life.

So she had a young grandchild watching/listening to this?

:facepalm:

fan4ever
08-21-2013, 03:27 PM
I loved watching the attendees react.

FlaChief58
08-21-2013, 03:29 PM
'Murica, f yeah.

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http://gawker.com/classy-bride-dances-down-the-aisle-to-crazy-bitch-bec-1177681201

I think I saw that chick at a 38 special concert.

LoneWolf
08-21-2013, 03:31 PM
So she had a young grandchild watching/listening to this?

:facepalm:

I'm sure that when he gets older he'll be proud to know that his Grandma "fucks so good I'm on top of it."

Skyy God
08-21-2013, 03:36 PM
So she had a young grandchild watching/listening to this?

:facepalm:

Per my WT reproductive calculations, the grandkid could have been a preteen.

Radar Chief
08-21-2013, 03:36 PM
So she had a young grandchild watching/listening to this?

:facepalm:

ROFL That is just the cilantro in the salsa right there.

blaise
08-21-2013, 03:38 PM
Anybody who types out any iteration of "Murica" is a douche.

Agreed. One of the most tired lines around.

Eleazar
08-21-2013, 04:00 PM
I have the same reaction as that guy in the foreground..

Pitt Gorilla
08-21-2013, 04:04 PM
Agreed. One of the most tired lines around.really? Given the situation, it seems quite apt.

Eleazar
08-21-2013, 04:09 PM
Worst song ever and worst band ever

MTG#10
08-21-2013, 04:17 PM
Worst song ever and worst band ever

Nickelback and Creed disagrees.

Dayze
08-21-2013, 04:19 PM
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m725yoOk4O1rnrgk6o1_500.jpg
http://t.qkme.me/3occpc.jpg

Eleazar
08-21-2013, 04:24 PM
Nickelback and Creed disagrees.

Every bit as bad

Radar Chief
08-21-2013, 05:15 PM
really? Given the situation, it seems quite apt.

If you have no imagination and take all your comedic cues from South Park.

SAUTO
08-21-2013, 05:47 PM
I loved watching the attendees react.

Yeah the guy with the young son didn't look like he was very into it
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Halfcan
08-21-2013, 05:53 PM
Dumb and terrible singing-lame

Pitt Gorilla
08-21-2013, 06:21 PM
If you have no imagination and take all your comedic cues from South Park.I see it less as comedy and more as an accurate description.

Dave Lane
08-21-2013, 06:26 PM
was this before the .38 Special concert?

Was this St Joe?

Eleazar
08-21-2013, 06:26 PM
I have to agree, the wannabe thug groomsmen are even more depressing

Dave Lane
08-21-2013, 06:27 PM
I loved watching the attendees react.

More like flee...

CrazyPhuD
08-21-2013, 06:30 PM
Per my WT reproductive calculations, the grandkid could have been a preteen.

Actually I think the grandkid was already married to the grooms father.

Radar Chief
08-21-2013, 06:33 PM
I see it less as comedy and more as an accurate description.

Pretty sure the OP thought he was being humorous.

Bwana
08-21-2013, 06:33 PM
Skank

Eleazar
08-21-2013, 07:06 PM
Skank

this one's a GrandSkank

Consistent1
08-21-2013, 07:10 PM
Would Not!

You are a homo, that chick is awesome.

Consistent1
08-21-2013, 07:16 PM
Just saying fuck you to everyone. Might be a pain in the ass to be married to, but aren't they all? Good stuff, and she obviously had rehearsed it. I love the "daddy" trying to cover his son's ears. He should have been telling him this is a hit an quit kinda bitch. Important lesson.

WhiteWhale
08-21-2013, 07:22 PM
Ugh. So she can't sing, dance, or punctuate sentences.

Yeah. THAT'S a keeper.

Seriously. That was horrible. In every way horrible.

I do commend people who simply do not give a flying fuck what anyone thinks though.

Consistent1
08-21-2013, 07:25 PM
Ugh. So she can't sing, dance, or punctuate sentences.

Yeah. THAT'S a keeper.

Funny thing is that isn't far from where I live. I have me a new woman. Haha

Skyy God
08-21-2013, 07:53 PM
Pretty sure the OP thought he was being humorous.

Says the person that can't distinguish isle from aisle. ;)

Fish
08-21-2013, 08:33 PM
Yeah the guy with the young son didn't look like he was very into it
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Yeah.. right away, I was thinking that would be me.. telling my child that it was not proper behavior and we'd talk about it later. Yikes...

Tombstone RJ
08-21-2013, 08:53 PM
I feel bad for the wedding guests who brought their kids...

Simply Red
08-21-2013, 08:56 PM
awwwww

Al Bundy
08-21-2013, 08:58 PM
Per my WT reproductive calculations, the grandkid could have been a preteen.

Rep.

Tombstone RJ
08-21-2013, 09:03 PM
there's a lot of empty seats too... wonder why... maybe because the bride is a moron?

MOhillbilly
08-21-2013, 09:04 PM
She remembers the switch from pen tubes and foil to glass.

Al Bundy
08-21-2013, 09:06 PM
Ok, so did she marry the entire motorcycle game?

Simply Red
08-21-2013, 09:08 PM
she seemed nice to me.

MOhillbilly
08-21-2013, 09:14 PM
Ok, so did she marry the entire motorcycle game?

Iron order mc is real shit!!

BigChiefFan
08-21-2013, 09:14 PM
She remembers the switch from pen tubes and foil to glass.Your avatar is fuckin' bad ass, especially with your caption. Good shit, man.

Psyko Tek
08-21-2013, 10:01 PM
love the head bands,
does the groom look a little young to you guys?

anyway she is his problem now

Chest Rockwell
08-22-2013, 06:14 AM
Great, one more to toss on this pile:



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TEX
08-22-2013, 06:44 AM
I feel bad for the wedding guests who brought their kids...

Lol! I see your point but its still pretty funny to me for that reason.

blaise
08-22-2013, 06:46 AM
I don't think her friends and family were buying in to the marriage. A lot of empty seats there.