What Is Your Favorite Profanity?

['Hamas' Jenkins]

I have a hard time deciding.

For a general insult, I love the rhythm and sound of the word "cocksucker". Although it is just two nouns combined to elicit a prescribed response, those two nouns always elicit a smile from me.

For a general exclamation of disgust/anger I prefer Godfuck. It seems like I'm upping the ante on commandment-breaking with this one, so it has additional transgressive value.

[Buck]

Ok Al Swearengen.

[AdumbGuy]

Asswanker

[DaFace]

I'm a big fan of fucking, personally.

[tooge]

dickface

[The Franchise]

General insult? I like to call people cunts.

General exclamation? I go with the standard fuck.

[BigCatDaddy]

I'm a big fan of fucking, personally.

When in rage mode I'm pretty sure that is anywhere from 1/3 to 1/2 of the words I use. Othen than that I rarely cuss IRL.

[KC_Lee]

****ing sh****ed ****er ***hole ****bag monkey****ing ***hat ****bag mother******g c**guzzling ***k-tard.


That would be my fav.

[L.A. Chieffan]

Reported

[siberian khatru]

The F-bomb and "motherfucker."

I like how you can stretch them with different emphasis -- on the "F," on the drawn-out "u," on the third syllable of MFer, etc.

Plus it makes a nice modifier: "Fucking shit," "that fucking asshole," etc.

I can be very creative with it, especially during Mizzou, Chiefs and Royals games.

[BlackHelicopters]

Your profanities frighten me.

[Buck]

Reading the choices in the poll reminded me of this song.

NSFW language.

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[L.A. Chieffan]

The F-bomb and "motherfucker."

I like how you can stretch them with different emphasis -- on the "F," on the drawn-out "u," on the third syllable of MFer, etc.

Plus it makes a nice modifier: "Fucking shit," "that fucking asshole," etc.

I can be very creative with it, especially during Mizzou, Chiefs and Royals games.

Fucking NSFW fucking dumb motherfuckers

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[lcarus]

I really like cunt and goddammit. Shit is a good one too

[Buehler445]

Pretty standard FUCK usually gets it done for me.

[Buehler445]

When I get real pissed, I usually string a bunch of them together.

[Mr. Laz]

a simple 'Fuck!' usually suffices


or an elongated 'Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck' for added emphasis

[Predarat]

Every single fucking one of those god damn son of a bitch shithead basterds

[QuikSsurfer]

either Fuck or Fuckingchrist

[Predarat]

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[FlaChief58]

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This mother fucking shit aint safe for work you cock smokers

[Chief Roundup]

It really depends on what is going on and what it is in reference too.

[Predarat]

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[Chief Roundup]

Someone needs to post George Carlins skit on curse words. It would be very appropriate.

[bevischief]

****, shit, mother******, asshole, dickhead, Goddammit to name a few...

[Rain Man]

I find most profanity to be rather vulgar and unappealing. When a profanity is absolutely necessary, I prefer '****'.

[Setsuna]

Where is the none option for good people?

[seclark]

I tend to believe that cursing is a sign of weakness.
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[El Jefe]

I'm not big into the cursing game, but I say "suck me sideways" quite a bit (Dumb and Dumber).

[hometeam]

what.. no plain ol FUCK?

[Chief Roundup]

Where is the none option for good people?

There aren't any. At least not here.

[Iowanian]

I try not to cuss.....but I'm pretty bad at not cussing some days.


A while back there was an incident on our farm. I was trimming the hooves on a pony and it bit my arm hard enough to draw blood. I guess my response was not family appropriate as I caught 6 big blue eyes about as big as they are capable of getting a few feet away in the truck window.

Brideowanian got out, came around and said "do you know what you just said".

the truth was, I had no idea what had happened the previous 30 seconds let alone the words. Aparently F-bomb-ass was part of it because one of the kids had asked her what that meant as she got out.

So....apparently in fits of pain induced rage, I make up new combinations of swear words.


I know a guy that is a very formal cusser and it always makes me laugh "That guy is a real Son of The bitch"

[hometeam]

ohhh i see it now, its hidden in the ****

[Nzoner]

The F-bomb and "mother****er."

I like how you can stretch them with different emphasis -- on the "F," on the drawn-out "u," on the third syllable of MFer, etc.

Plus it makes a nice modifier: "****ing shit," "that ****ing asshole," etc.

I can be very creative with it, especially during Mizzou, Chiefs and Royals games.

This,this and THIS

[Pablo]

Motherfucker is probably my go to.

[BigCatDaddy]

Pioli.

[Nzoner]

Pioli.

Nice :thumb:

[In58men]

I use racist profanity words.

[DanBecky]

Bitchtits

[BlackHelicopters]

Pillowbitergot

[brorth]

I feel like I have to pay homage to the playground learned classic:
What, no goddamn motherfucking titty sucking two balled bitch?
That and dickbag, lately.

[Iowanian]

I don't like it when I catch myself cussing in random conversation....it always comes off a little WT

[Mav]

I like Fuckface


Rat Bastard, Slut puppy.

shut your filthy cock gobbler.

[listopencil]

It's very close between shit and fuck. Shit is incredibly versatile as it fits so well into other words. Bullshit, chickenshit, shithead, dipshit, etc. Fuck is great because it is so versatile in that it can be used as different parts of speech. "Oh fuck, she fucked him over because she was fucked by him earlier, but she doesn't give a fuck because she is fucking in love with him, and she is a fine fuck so the situation is fucking crazy." I'm going to go with shit because I use it more often.

[Pepe Silvia]

All of the above.

[Graystoke]

Nothing says I love you like dropping the F-Bomb
Love the Fuck!

[KC native]

fuck. because it is so fucking versatile.

[Ace Gunner]

exclaimation;

holy hell


my go to noun:

piece of ****

[BigCatDaddy]

I like Fuckface




So does Billy Ripken LMAO

[BlackHelicopters]

New nominee: Ned Yost

[Beef Supreme]

**** the ****ing ****ers.

I like how **** can be used as a noun, verb and adverb in a sentence.

[scho63]

Two of my favorites and neither listed:

F**king Scumbag

Motherf**king C*nt

[listopencil]

One of my favorite things to do when pissed is a curse-ception. Embedding curse words inside of other words, or curse words, or embedding words into curse words. I once stretched a two syllable word into an eight syllable exclamation at work.

[Easy 6]

I try very hard to refrain from using God and Jesus name in vain, so those are rare... but when used sparingly, few words have the impact, the gut pleasing release of good ol' ****, or when times are really tight, MOTHER****ER! really satisfies.

When describing a guy i don't like, c*cksucker has pretty much been my favorite for a long time now, it might've started after getting into "Deadwood"... it really seems to personify most of these c*cksuckers.

[listopencil]

I try very hard to refrain from using God and Jesus name in vain, so those are rare... but when used sparingly, few words have the impact, the gut pleasing release of good ol' ****, or when times are really tight, MOTHER****ER! really satisfies.

When describing a guy i don't like, c*cksucker has pretty much been my favorite for a long time now, it might've started after getting into "Deadwood"... it really seems to personify most of these c*cksuckers.

A handy device is to substitute figures from ancient mythology or popular fiction to refrain from blasphemy.

[MeaTy The Pimp]

****ing sh****ed ****er ***hole ****bag monkey****ing ***hat ****bag mother******g c**guzzling ***k-tard.


That would be my fav.

This sounds like what I was hollering at my TV while Matt Cassell was playing last season.

[MTG#10]

fuck-shit-ass-bitch-cunt-shoo-bi-dee-doo-wap

[Frazod]

Heh.

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[Easy 6]

A handy device is to substitute figures from ancient mythology or popular fiction to refrain from blasphemy.

Heh, i dunno... THORDAMMIT and BAALDAMMIT just don't feel right.

Gimme one that sounds good and it'll definitely go into my repertoire.

[MOhillbilly]

Fuckin all of em

[stonedstooge]

Two of my favorites and neither listed:

F**king Scumbag

Motherf**king C*nt

Yeah if I'm working on something and get hurt or it won't do what I want, motherf**king c**t is my goto word. Shit reminds me of my 2 ex's

[cabletech94]

has anyone said buttpirate yet?

if so, i'll go with any of the above.

[RealSNR]

Fuckrape

[Aries Walker]

"Raiders fan."

[Deberg_1990]

Bloody Hell

[notorious]

Fuck and Cock Sucker are my favorites.

[kcxiv]

i say the F word alot, I dont direct it towards anyone, but just in general. lol Well, unless im watching a Chiefs game, im dropping F bombs at everyone on the CHiefs.

[scho63]

Yeah if I'm working on something and get hurt or it won't do what I want, motherf**king c**t is my goto word. Shit reminds me of my 2 ex's

I utilize these quite frequently on the golf course!

My golf balls get terrorized and yelled at all the time when they disobey me! :D

[MTG#10]

I enjoy the word twatwaffle an awful lot

[Frazod]

I also like "fucktard" and "fuckwit." I also just use "ass" a lot now - I blame Archer for that one.

[Simply Red]

cockslut - and it wasn't even close.

[Sandy Vagina]

jackass

[JoeyChuckles]

I surprised after Breaking Bad has reached such a strong status that Bitch is not getting more votes.

[rocknrolla]

For some reason I'm on a cockf*** rant these day's.

[beach tribe]

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[Bugeater]

No goddamn option?

[wazu]

Surprised that "shitass" isn't getting more love.

[GloryDayz]

Oh, I like them all... Rep! And this one's for you.....have your way with her!

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[Ace Gunner]

**** the ****ing ****ers.

I like how **** can be used as a noun, verb and adverb in a sentence.

this is a win win win:D

[Ace Gunner]

Oh, I like them all... Rep! And this one's for you.....have your way with her!

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WHORE COME HERE

[Frazod]

WHORE COME HERE

Malnourished, flat-chested, no figure whatsoever. Omaha's dream woman!

[GloryDayz]

Malnourished, flat-chested, no figure whatsoever. Omaha's dream woman!

She's a freebee for him!... WTF?

[J Diddy]

I try to use the intelligent cuss words like poo poo head.

[MOhillbilly]

I tend to believe that cursing is a sign of weakness.
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Fuck you

[niblet]

Slint. But it's not there so I had to decide between slunt and slitch and went with slunt.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Motherfucker. That is probably my word of choice over all over profanities.

[AussieChiefsFan]

Sonofafuck ROFL

[DaneMcCloud]

Fuck you

LMAO

Someday, I gotta party with you and SEC and live to tell about it.

[big nasty kcnut]

I use fuck like in oh fuck it's the first of the month all the welfare people will be at the store.

Or
Shit as in oh shit i forgot it's the first otherwise don't cuss that much.

[BlackHelicopters]

Can I change my fucking vote?

[J Diddy]

I use **** like in oh **** it's the first of the month all the welfare people will be at the store.

Or
Shit as in oh shit i forgot it's the first otherwise don't cuss that much.
I use fuck as in you're so fucking stupid you don't realize it's the end of the month not the fucking first.

[mdchiefsfan]

F*** is definitely the most versatile word you can use and it amps up the intensity of what you are saying. It's possibly the best swear word ever.

C*** is great because of the reaction you get, when using it. Some people are so disgusted with that word that it can get you your desired effect, if used properly.

[Chief Roundup]

The F word makes those people that use it regularly look very bad on very many levels.

[tecumseh]

Overheard at the gas station, some dude on the phone, "Mother******, you tell that mother****** he's f**king with the wrong mother******, cuz I don"t mother********g play that sh*t." So I guess my favorite is sh*t.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

All.

NO ALL!

[J Diddy]

The F word makes those people that use it regularly look very bad on very many levels.

How so?

[J Diddy]

All.

NO ALL!

Lil Queefy full of some Sweet Cummy taint?

[mdchiefsfan]

NSFW (Language)

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[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Lil Queefy full of some Sweet Cummy taint?

LMAO WTF?

[seclark]

**** you

LMAO

Someday, I gotta party with you and SEC and live to tell about it.

tea and crumpets, bitches!
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[ChiefaRoo]

http://www.paxacidus.com/why-fuck-is-the-best-word-pax.php

[MOhillbilly]

tea and crumpets, bitches!
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Wtf is a crumpet?

Sounds about as nasty as your whore mouth.

:)

[durtyrute]

I like the way pussy rolls off of my tongue.

Also, I didn't even know cunt was a cuss word till about 7 years ago. Nobody ever said it. I was surprised when the chick got so pissed when it was said. I was like "wow, is that even a word?"

[seclark]

Wtf is a crumpet?

Sounds about as nasty as your whore mouth.

:)

don't have a clue...probably need to ask that fuckin donger.
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[MahiMike]

Shit has by far the most uses/meanings. That shit has to be #1.

[9er guy]

Motherfucker is always my go to

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Alex Smith.

[keg in kc]

Jesus Fucking Christ.

[Psyko Tek]

personal favorite not there
Mother OF fuck

[MOhillbilly]

don't have a clue...probably need to ask that ****in donger.
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His father was a Hatter and his mother smells like junniper.

[WilliamTheIrish]

In the last several years I've become fond of the term "kill yourself". I prefer to couch it in sports categories.

Baseball: Donnie Moore yourself.

Football: Jim Tyrer yourself (and your family)

Basketball: Bill Robinzine yourself.

Boxing: Alexis Arguello yourself.