SciFi Strip club to open in Atlanta

[AustinChief]

So this is actually happening...

http://www.atlbanana.com/science-themed-strip-club-jabbus-hut-to-open-near-ga-tech/

“Of course we’d prefer to call it Jabba’s Hut,” said Steve Scizz, owner. “But the lawyers would open us up like a Hoth tauntaun and crawl inside.”

Scizz says his club will feature more than just girls dressed up as slave Leias, although there will be plenty of those, even if he calls them “Slave Laylas.” He plans to have his girls costumed across the full spectrum of fantasy, science fiction, and actual science.

“Just imagine getting a lap dance from sexy Marie Curie — non radioactive and in the public domain — or one of those hot night elves like the ones in WOW. We’ll have it all,” said Scizz.

Jabbu’s Hut is currently seeking young women with cosplay experience. Apply in and then out of costume at the club’s location on Spring street.

Pure frickin genious

[listopencil]

No it's not?

[Kaepernick]

http://vasi.net/uploads/podbor/sexy_girlsss/thumbs/sexy0250.jpg

http://farm1.staticflickr.com/190/515258713_5c9ed77b08_z.jpg?zz=1

http://thechive.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/slave-leia-14.jpg?w=500

[Sannyasi]

There's no excuse at all for why I didn't come up with this idea first.

[Rain Man]

Will they have any of those three-breasted women from Total Recall?

[AustinChief]

There's no excuse at all for why I didn't come up with this idea first.

I thought the EXACT SAME THING!

[notorious]

I love Science Fiction.



I love Strippers.



:hmmm:

[Kaepernick]

The sky is the limit with this theme...

http://sorozatplanet.web4.hu/thumbnail.php?f=/blogimages/s/sorozatplanet/gallery_956/2_original.jpg&x=600&y=600

http://www.crackingace.com/wp-content/gallery/orionslavesstartrek/marta_dance.jpg

http://www.dezinfo.net/images3/image/05.2010/zagorauy/1042.jpg

http://images.tvtoday.de/imedia/8696/2018696,9sNDxN0SmyHFVB+ZJ2ttNU6NQ0S_ZIpNIeoOh9bF+rAPgGauhm_s_SS1NbvbwhZA82RiMhVxZuo6L3CjTtkgew==.jpg

[CrazyPhuD]

I wonder how many times the girls are going to get asked 'How much does it cost to see Uranus?'

[notorious]

I wonder how many times the girls are going to get asked 'How much does it cost to see Uranus?'

Just pray that there isn't any Klingons orbiting around hUranus.

[Psyko Tek]

I thought this had already been done
jebus, some good body paint, couple of FX artists , this could be a amazing money maker
menu
slave leya
orion slave girl
klingon wench
dancer from return of the jedi (ask clay i have no idea)
trinity

fuck my gawd I was gonna list them all
and wow
would all have to be similar but not legal


any anime cos play
and the fucker should be in san diego at least for that week
doesn't atlanta have dragon con

[CrazyPhuD]

Don't forget LeeLoo Dallas MultiAss.

[Psyko Tek]

Don't forget LeeLoo Dallas MultiAss.

movi are one thing,. but the comic book , cartoon, amine shit is mind bottling
it coudl fill arrow wood even the yellow ring

[Rain Man]

I don't need a lot of exotic stuff as long as I can have young Geena Davis from Beetlejuice.

[CrazyPhuD]

movi are one thing,. but the comic book , cartoon, amine shit is mind bottling
it coudl fill arrow wood even the yellow ring

I wonder if they'll have a 'Tentacle Tuesdays' promotion?

[ClevelandBronco]

Clearly I don't belong in the titty bar business, because this sounds to me like a truly horrible idea.

[CrazyPhuD]

Clearly I don't belong in the titty bar business, because this sounds to me like a truly horrible idea.

:Poke: Don't lie it's just giving you flashbacks of that time you got super drunk at the bar and woke up next to Jabba the Slut the next morning.

[007]

Orion slave girls.

[ClevelandBronco]

:Poke: Don't lie it's just giving you flashbacks of that time you got super drunk at the bar and woke up next to Jabba the Slut the next morning.

Sir, I am unaware of any such activity or operation... nor would I be disposed to discuss such an operation if it did in fact exist, sir.

[Psyko Tek]

:Poke: Don't lie it's just giving you flashbacks of that time you got super drunk at the bar and woke up next to Jabba the Slut the next morning.

i ENDED UP LIVING WITH JABBA THE SLUT FOR 9 YEARS
NOW SHE ONLY HAS MY HOUSE
WAS THE WORSE THAN A SARRLAC

[Brando]

Icky wicky solo ha ha ha.

[loochy]

So what's the problem with normal naked girls again?

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

The girls have to see the little alien jump out of the lower abdomen anyway. May aswell play along

[BlackHelicopters]

One step closer to SkyNet becoming fully self aware.

[CrazyPhuD]

So what's the problem with normal naked girls again?

They only have two boobs instead of 6!

[BlackHelicopters]

Boobs! Nice!

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

Does this somehow help with the after lap dance/s wet spot?

[Rain Man]

Boobs! Nice!


If they can arrange to make the club a zero-g environment, they'll all be quite perky too.