WTF happened to Miley Cyrus?

[luv]

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[jd1020]

Destiny.

[Bugeater]

I have no idea what that was, but 28 seconds of it was enough for me.

[luv]

She used to be beautiful. That was trashy as best.

[luv]

I have no idea what that was, but 28 seconds of it was enough for me.

That was from MTV's VMA show.

[lewdog]

I think it was all caused by an achy breaky heart.

[Bugeater]

That was from MTV's VMA show.
Oh...MTV. No wonder I hated it.

[Frazod]

From the mind of Jerry Sandusky? Holy shit.

Nice quick cutaway shots of people in the audience with WTF? looks on their faces, too. LMAO

[jd1020]

She used to be beautiful. That was trashy as best.

AIDS can really fuck you up.

[Psyko Tek]

just another stripper?

[ghak99]

Watch just I did fuck the what?

[Setsuna]

She got well paid I'm sure.

[listopencil]

Oh shit, I started laughing so hard I had to stop the video. Something about how she was sticking her tongue out and walking funny...my God, she looks like she has severe neurological disorders. (Apologies to planet posters and planet family members with severe neurological disorders).

[Pepe Silvia]

She's dirty trash.

[luv]

I think she's gender confused. At times she was bending over and gyrating her ass, and other times she was walking like a guy and stroking some giant invisible dong.

[listopencil]

I think she's gender confused. At times she was bending over an gyrating her ass, and other times she was walking like a guy and stroking some giant invisible dong.


She's trying to do anything she can to appear sexy and edgy. She's neither, so she just comes off as weak and fake.

[Saccopoo]

She looks a little like Hannah Montana if you ask me.

[tk13]

That's a say no to drugs video if I've ever seen one.

[Consistent1]

I think she's gender confused. At times she was bending over and gyrating her ass, and other times she was walking like a guy and stroking some giant invisible dong.

She may be an idiot, but take a look in the mirror.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Say no to drugs.

[-King-]

She used to be beautiful. That was trashy as best.

No she didn't.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Speaking of this stuff and drugs, Lamar Odom has been missing for 72hrs after leaving rehab and reportedly going on a cocaine binge. He was in rehab for a year, released before the '12 season, then had a relapse and also cheated on his wife Khloe Kardashian. He has quietly been dealing with drug addiction for the last three years.

[cosmo20002]

She's trying to do anything she can to appear sexy and edgy. She's neither, so she just comes off as weak and fake.

It's kind of funny, but it shows that it does take a certain kind of talent to pull off the slutty/weird act and have it seem sort of sexy and even cool. Maybe she'll grow into it, but right now she just seems desperate and embarrassingly awkward.

[-King-]

She's shaped like an anorexic guy.

http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/mp/58ythrbihMdl.jpg

[listopencil]

It's kind of funny, but it shows that it does take a certain kind of talent to pull off the slutty/weird act and have it seem sort of sexy and even cool. Maybe she'll grow into it, but right now she just seems desperate and embarrassingly awkward.

True, all of this.

[luv]

She may be an idiot, but take a look in the mirror.

Pardon? I may be fat, but I am far from whatever she's trying to be.

[cosmo20002]

Speaking of this stuff and drugs, Lamar Odom has been missing for 72hrs after leaving rehab and reportedly going on a cocaine binge. He was in rehab for a year, released before the '12 season, then had a relapse and also cheated on his wife Khloe Kardashian. He has quietly been dealing with drug addiction for the last three years.

A professional basketball player using drugs and cheating on his wife. :shake: His colleagues are going to be very disappointed in him.

[-King-]

Speaking of this stuff and drugs, Lamar Odom has been missing for 72hrs after leaving rehab and reportedly going on a cocaine binge. He was in rehab for a year, released before the '12 season, then had a relapse and also cheated on his wife Khloe Kardashian. He has quietly been dealing with drug addiction for the last three years.

That's what happens when you marry into that family. Kanye is lucky he was already bipolar before hooking up with Kim.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

A professional basketball player using drugs and cheating on his wife. :shake: His colleagues are going to be very disappointed in him.

Lol shocker right.

[Frazod]

That's what happens when you marry into that family. Kanye is lucky he was already bipolar before hooking up with Kim.

If I was married to that pig-faced bitch, I'd spend as much time as possible high, too. At least Kim is pretty.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

That's what happens when you marry into that family. Kanye is lucky he was already bipolar before hooking up with Kim.

Lol no shit. Kanye is one fucked up dude, he actually fits in with that family like a glove. My wife and I watch that show because it's a car wreck. Money fucks you up if you're not sane in the first place.

[RunKC]

She was obviously on coke, ecstacy or both tonight. What an embarrassment.

[L.A. Chieffan]

I thought it was pretty cool actually.

[Kaepernick]

Lindsay Lohan Syndrome.

[Hammock Parties]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-prn2/1186892_631187763613966_303748295_n.jpg

[ThaVirus]

She's just trying really, really hard to get some attention. It's embarrassing and I'd appreciate it if she stopped..

[ThaVirus]

JT had a great performance though. I can't believe they brought out NYSYNC as well. It was cool for a reunion but those guys are all fat, out of shape and don't have 1/100th of the rhythm that Timberlake does.

Drakes performance was pretty good albeit a bit short.

Cyrus was a train wreck.

Kanye was just whatever. Nothing memorable whatsoever which is strange for him. I was expecting him to do some weird shit to steal the show.

Katy Perry has fantastic tits.

[KC native]

lol @ people who still watch the VMAs.

Miley is just going into the next marketing stage of her career. Have a little controversy, sell a fuck load of albums, apologize for outlandish behavior, make a more mature record, and sell a fuck load more albums.

Someone has to replace Lady Gaga as the newest pop renegade star.

So predictable and so sad that the public still falls for it.

[hometeam]

Bitch has lost her mind.

But would you look at that tongue!

[Abba-Dabba]

lol @ people who still watch the VMAs.

Miley is just going into the next marketing stage of her career. Have a little controversy, sell a **** load of albums, apologize for outlandish behavior, make a more mature record, and sell a **** load more albums.

I wouldn't call it the next stage. It's been slowly marketed that way for more than a few years now to shed the Disney slag.

[Abba-Dabba]

Lindsay Lohan Syndrome.

Not even close. Lindsay Lohan tried to hide herself from the real world with continuing the façade of being a sweet innocent little girl. Miley on the other hand looks to be quite open about what she actually likes. So yeah, I think Miley embracing who and what she is as well as her likes as an adult is much different than these past child stars who washed out as an adult by being afraid to move on from past child star personas.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Disney: Trashing young lives now and forever.

[BlackHelicopters]

I bet she smells bad.

[Abba-Dabba]

She got well paid I'm sure.

That kid, and I use that term loosely is worth upwards of 150 million. She has played the game quite well.

[Deberg_1990]

I Still Would



/99% of Chiefsplanet

[Saul Good]

She may be an idiot, but take a look in the mirror.

Who the fuck are you?

[rabblerouser]

She was obviously on coke, ecstacy or both tonight. What an embarrassment.


I'd still fuck her.

[ChiTown]

I'd say it was a success. She got everyone talking about her. Have you people not figured out that is what this is all about?

[jspchief]

I'd say it was a success. She got everyone talking about her. Have you people not figured out that is what this is all about?

Yeah but what is she promoting at this point? Does she even make music or act anymore?

[rabblerouser]

Lindsay Lohan.

Her, too.

[Strongside]

That was Billy Ray.

[SAUTO]

gross

[Ceej]

Lahh dah dee we like to pardy.

[KCUnited]

Not even close. Lindsay Lohan tried to hide herself from the real world with continuing the façade of being a sweet innocent little girl. Miley on the other hand looks to be quite open about what she actually likes. So yeah, I think Miley embracing who and what she is as well as her likes as an adult is much different than these past child stars who washed out as an adult by being afraid to move on from past child star personas.

Thank you for clearing this up.

[phisherman]

Ouch, that was awful. I honestly can't get through more than 30 seconds of that.

[Rausch]

Ouch, that was awful. I honestly can't get through more than 30 seconds of that.

It's blocked now anyway...

[jjjayb]

It worked for Madonna.

[Red Chum]

Was that Miley Cyrus?

I thought I was watching Beetlejuice raping a 12 year old.

[jspchief]

http://www.mtv.com/videos/misc/942064/we-cant-stop-blurred-lines-give-it-2-u-medley.jhtml#id=1712039

[Frazod]

Reminded me of that godawful DTV commercial with Beyonce a couple of years ago (Lemme lemme lemme upgraaaaaaaaade you), complete with the whistle and lurching dance moves. I remember being horrified to find out that was an actual song. Actually, I think this was a bit worse.

[Easy 6]

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Whoa... that actually looks like Keaton.

He must be hella desperate for a paying gig to stoop that low.

[Frazod]

Whoa... that actually looks like Keaton.

He must be hella desperate for a paying gig to stoop that low.

http://i.imgur.com/EqRKQ.gif

[Easy 6]

Someone has to replace Lady Gaga as the newest pop renegade star.

While she's not my style, Gaga is actually a legit avant garde talent with vision... Miley will never be even half as respected.

[loochy]

Speaking of this stuff and drugs, Lamar Odom has been missing for 72hrs after leaving rehab and reportedly going on a cocaine binge. He was in rehab for a year, released before the '12 season, then had a relapse and also cheated on his wife Khloe Kardashian. He has quietly been dealing with drug addiction for the last three years.

oh, is poor baby OK?

[Dayze]

I bet she smells bad.

LMAO

In another thread, I said she's the type of gal who looks like she takes monsterous dumps.

[Easy 6]

Gotta admit, Fraz... i dont get the gif.

[jspchief]

Did someone say Lady Gaga? Yeah she was at the VMAs also.
http://i.imgur.com/nvCrbx6.jpg

[Chiefshrink]

Still feeling like she needs to break away from the DisneyChannel stereotype not too mention parents that should have stepped in long ago but who couldn't refuse the big $$ by joining her in this endeavor under the guise of "well she is 18 now and not much we can do,"while she slips more into Lohan territory each day:rolleyes:

[Baby Lee]

Whoa... that actually looks like Keaton.

He must be hella desperate for a paying gig to stoop that low.

Photoshop.

Neck down is Robin Thicke wearing that suit. Head up is still of Keaton from back in the day.

EDIT: And I think fraz's gif is supposed to suggest that the photoshoppery was obvious enough for McFly to recognize it. ;)

[Easy 6]

I'd germinate germanotta.

Ah, thanks BL, i should've known better.

[Baby Lee]

Did someone say Lady Gaga? Yeah she was at the VMAs also.


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I poked my finger down inside, made a little room for an ant to hide

[TEX]

Did someone say Lady Gaga? Yeah she was at the VMAs also.
http://i.imgur.com/nvCrbx6.jpg

Rockin Bod! I'd hit it regardless of what's been in it!

[Radar Chief]

Gotta admit, Fraz... i dont get the gif.

It’s Monday, you haven’t had your pot of coffee yet. I understand.

[Frazod]

Photoshop.

Neck down is Robin Thicke wearing that suit. Head up is still of Keaton from back in the day.

EDIT: And I think fraz's gif is supposed to suggest that the photoshoppery was obvious enough for McFly to recognize it. ;)

:D

[Baby Lee]

Now it's rounding the morning talk show circuit.

Jeesus people. It's a mildly undertalented young gal trying to pull a Madonna, not Armageddon.

She's not some junky, she's not disturbed, she doesn't need a 5150 like Amanda Bynes. She needs a better imagination and better talent handlers, not an intervention.

Oh, and Mika? GFY you old biddy.

Though the reaction shot of the Will Smith family was ROFL ROFL.

[luv]

FTR, I didn't even know the VMAs were on last night. I don't even stop on MTV when I'm channel surfing. I remember when I used to turn on MTV right when I got home from school in the latter years of elementary school. Kind of sad that it's turned into something where parents need to monitor videos and award shows.

God, I sound old.

[loochy]

FTR, I didn't even know the VMAs were on last night. I don't even stop on MTV when I'm channel surfing. I remember when I used to turn on MTV right when I got home from school in the latter years of elementary school. Kind of sad that it's turned into something where parents need to monitor videos and award shows.

God, I sound old.

Kind of sad when MTV doesn't really have any M on its TV.

[Mr. Plow]

Smith family during the Cyrus performance. :)


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BSjvTctIAAAB8uj.jpg

[Fish]

Smith family during the Cyrus performance. :)


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BSjvTctIAAAB8uj.jpg

LMAO

White people........

[luv]

Smith family during the Cyrus performance. :)


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Love his son's face. LMAO

All of the crowd shots of celebrities looked like they were either bored or embarrassed for her, or just plain WTF.

[loochy]

Smith family during the Cyrus performance. :)


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must find gif of this to post in response to Loneiguana DC posts

[jAZ]

FTR, I didn't even know the VMAs were on last night. I don't even stop on MTV when I'm channel surfing. I remember when I used to turn on MTV right when I got home from school in the latter years of elementary school. Kind of sad that it's turned into something where parents need to monitor videos and award shows.

God, I sound old.

You must have not watched a lot of MTV.

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[Baby Lee]

FTR, I didn't even know the VMAs were on last night. I don't even stop on MTV when I'm channel surfing. I remember when I used to turn on MTV right when I got home from school in the latter years of elementary school. Kind of sad that it's turned into something where parents need to monitor videos and award shows.

God, I sound old.

I think I stopped watching MTV around the time that Hawaiian or Filipino chick was permadrunk on The Real World.

An international corporation earning it's $$ off filming a young girl laying around in her Vodka puke wasn't fun any more.

Plus, VH1 was chock full of those funny nostalgia shows and Best Week Ever around then. And Jackass/Wyld Boys/etc. had moved over to MTV2 already.

[Baby Lee]

Kind of sad when MTV doesn't really have any M on its TV.

There are people sitting for their Medical Boards for whom that's been true all their life.

[DanBecky]

Smith family during the Cyrus performance. :)


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BSjvTctIAAAB8uj.jpg

LMAO that's awesome

[Baby Lee]

I wonder how many people 'astonished' at Miley's 2nd outfit have no idea that Robin Thicke's red band video for Blurred Lines even exists.

[Saul Good]

http://i.imgur.com/aQuJBZy.jpg

[loochy]

I wonder how many people 'astonished' at Miley's 2nd outfit have no idea that Robin Thicke's red band video for Blurred Lines even exists.

I didn't even know that dude existed until a few weeks ago. My wife said something about him and I jokingly said "Hey, is that the dad from Growning Pains' son or something?" She said "Actually, yeah it is." I loled for about 2 minutes.

[Easy 6]

http://i.imgur.com/aQuJBZy.jpg

Ewww, i liked jsp's pic better...

[notorious]

http://i.imgur.com/aQuJBZy.jpg

I am going to puke.

[Frazod]

Smith family during the Cyrus performance. :)


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BSjvTctIAAAB8uj.jpg

And this is the guy who made After Earth. LMAO

['Hamas' Jenkins]

I think I stopped watching MTV around the time that Hawaiian or Filipino chick was permadrunk on The Real World.

An international corporation earning it's $$ off filming a young girl laying around in her Vodka puke wasn't fun any more.


Ruthie, Tiger Woods in drag?

[Baby Lee]

Ruthie, Tiger Woods in drag?

Yeah, IIRC.

[Fish]

Just watched the video. LOLWUT? She seems to like touching crotches, and can't keep her tongue in her mouth. She looks like she's really really struggling to create some kind of unique identity and is coming off like a retarded attention whore that nobody takes seriously..

[quittripping]

She's dirty trash.

About as fail as alex smith whiners LMAOLMAOLMAO

[loochy]

About as fail as alex smith whiners LMAOLMAOLMAO

?

how is the truth fail?

[Predarat]

Mikey Cyrus is a wanna bee Justin Beeber.

[loochy]

Mikey Cyrus is a wanna bee Justin Beeber.

the difference is that Beeper is hardcore FO REAL YO

[Dayze]

Ewww, i liked jsp's pic better...

:Lin:

[ThaVirus]

Did someone say Lady Gaga? Yeah she was at the VMAs also.
http://i.imgur.com/nvCrbx6.jpg

Yeah, she's a weird bitch, but she was rocking the shit out of those sea shells. Would definitely give her the D.

Smith family during the Cyrus performance. :)


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BSjvTctIAAAB8uj.jpg

LMAO That is great.

[Mr. Plow]

must find gif of this to post in response to Loneiguana DC posts


LMAO

[luv]

Photoshops

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[Mosbonian]

I heard someone on the radio this morning on the way to work refer to her as "the Hillbilly Lady GaGa"....

[Setsuna]

Smith family during the Cyrus performance. :)


https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BSjvTctIAAAB8uj.jpg

LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO Will looking like the Fresh Prince of old there. Classic. But yeah she needs prayer.

And if you think about it, she kind of can't really stop lest she be labeled fake if she tries to do a 180 on this schtick.

[Molitoth]

Photoshops


http://cdn.picstache.com/2013/8/26/1a8cf16f3e6e095922daadf0b8d715a8.jpg

LMAOLMAO:LOL:

[lcarus]

LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO Will looking like the Fresh Prince of old there. Classic. But yeah she needs prayer.

And if you think about it, she kind of can't really stop lest she be labeled fake if she tries to do a 180 on this schtick.

I think people are going to label her fake either way. Best she just stop this and save as much face as she possibly can, if that's at all possible after...this.

[BlackHelicopters]

One thing being called a slut. It's quite another proving it on National Television.

[Radar Chief]

Photoshops
http://cdn.picstache.com/2013/8/26/5a0541eb8ceb1b61c85401fd1cb4fd39.jpg

So THAT'S WTF was wrong with her ass.
I saw that, that.....thing popping out every time she took a step and couldn't figure out what it was. Now I get it.

[BlackHelicopters]

Bet you could grow bread from her vagina. Yeast, moisture, warmth, throw n some flour. Bread.

[alpha_omega]

lol @ people who still watch the VMAs....



This...times eleventybillion.

[ghak99]

http://cdn.picstache.com/2013/8/26/1a8cf16f3e6e095922daadf0b8d715a8.jpg

ROFL

I laughed so hard the tears were rolling.

[cosmo20002]

MTV Video Music Awards? But they don't even play videos anymore!!!

/obligatory MTV comment for the last 20 years

[TimBone]

Photoshop.

Neck down is Robin Thicke wearing that suit. Head up is still of Keaton from back in the day.

EDIT: And I think fraz's gif is supposed to suggest that the photoshoppery was obvious enough for McFly to recognize it. ;)

I can confirm that I did recognize it.

[Fire Me Boy!]

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[MTG#10]

:LOL:

[L.A. Chieffan]

the sanctity of the mtv video music awards has been ruined forever.

[Bambi]

I thought last night was awesome.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/bb74e3be81ae46d217b98eaca119d983/tumblr_ms5gblmmvg1qf6ejio1_500.gif

[Frazod]

I wonder how Miley's feeling today, basically being the laughing stock of the internet-connected universe?

She can sing. She is reasonably attractive when properly dressed without the dikey hair. Hopefully she'll fire everybody in her life who led her down the path to last night, take a few months to grow her hair back, sober up, and stick to country music, where being able to sing but not dance is completely acceptable.

[BigMeatballDave]

I thought last night was awesome.

http://24.media.tumblr.com/bb74e3be81ae46d217b98eaca119d983/tumblr_ms5gblmmvg1qf6ejio1_500.gif

Surely you jest.

[Bambi]

Surely you jest.

You can say what you like about NSYNC but Justin Timberlake is a fantastic artist. His performance last night was stunning.

[loochy]

You can say what you like about NSYNC but Justin Timberlake is a fantastic artist. His performance last night was stunning.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BSjvTctIAAAB8uj.jpg

[BigMeatballDave]

You can say what you like about NSYNC but Justin Timberlake is a fantastic artist. His performance last night was stunning.

I never watch MTV.

I really like Timberlake as an actor.

The music? Meh.

[Omaha]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1269749_504655402956132_708468217_o.jpg

[luv]

I never watch MTV.

I really like Timberlake as an actor.

The music? Meh.

I may not always care for his music, but the boy is definitely a performer.

[Fat Elvis]

I wonder how Miley's feeling today, basically being the laughing stock of the internet-connected universe?

She can sing. She is reasonably attractive when properly dressed without the dikey hair. Hopefully she'll fire everybody in her life who led her down the path to last night, take a few months to grow her hair back, sober up, and stick to country music, where being able to sing but not dance is completely acceptable.

She now officially has a worse ass than Hank Hill.

[CrazyPhuD]

Meh honestly I watched it after the fact and honestly I don't see what the big deal was.

The biggest problem I had with it is that it felt incredibly forced and stiff from her. She either can't dance or needs a whole lot more practice to make it smooth and flow. It just seemed like she was acting(badly I would add) rather than it being natural for her.

I was cringing at the quality of her acting rather than anything at her performance.

[Garcia Bronco]

I can't believe you guys watch this crap. LOL

[loochy]

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-frc3/1269749_504655402956132_708468217_o.jpg

or maybe she only does those stupid quarter squats that i see so many lamers doing

[listopencil]

You must have not watched a lot of MTV.

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Madonna>Miley by any relevant measure and it's not even anywhere near close.

[Omaha]

Meh honestly I watched it after the fact and honestly I don't see what the big deal was.

The biggest problem I had with it is that it felt incredibly forced and stiff from her. She either can't dance or needs a whole lot more practice to make it smooth and flow. It just seemed like she was acting(badly I would add) rather than it being natural for her.

I was cringing at the quality of her acting rather than anything at her performance.

Did you not see that glob of flab where her ass was supposed to be? She gave everyone in the first three rows black eyes swinging that shit around.

[patteeu]

Meh honestly I watched it after the fact and honestly I don't see what the big deal was.

The biggest problem I had with it is that it felt incredibly forced and stiff from her. She either can't dance or needs a whole lot more practice to make it smooth and flow. It just seemed like she was acting(badly I would add) rather than it being natural for her.

I was cringing at the quality of her acting rather than anything at her performance.

I agree with this. Stiff dancing, unattractive outfit, and a lot of over-reaction from the public.

Maybe some of it comes from people who remember her as a cute little girl so the sexuality is a bit more shocking than if she were a typical 20 year old pop star.

[mcaj22]

what is that Robin Thicke guy thinking, he has a hot wife and hes out there grinding with this ugly weirdo

[Radar Chief]

She now officially has a worse ass than Hank Hill.

It’s those latex shorts she was wearing.
They were all up in her business too.

[Frazod]

It’s those latex shorts she was wearing.
They were all up in her business too.

I think it's safe to say whoever picked out those costumes is updating the old resume today.

[loochy]

what is that Robin Thicke guy thinking, he has a hot wife and hes out there grinding with this ugly weirdo

$

[Easy 6]

Meh honestly I watched it after the fact and honestly I don't see what the big deal was.

The big deal is everything you go on to mention... stiff, contrived, unnatural, trying too hard etc.

As the inimitable Nigel Tufnel once said... "its a fine line between stupid and clever"

[listopencil]

I agree with this. Stiff dancing, unattractive outfit, and a lot of over-reaction from the public.

Maybe some of it comes from people who remember her as a cute little girl so the sexuality is a bit more shocking than if she were a typical 20 year old pop star.

I think it's because the MTV VMA ceremony is one of those venues where you expect the acts to put on a good show. I don't care for the song Gaga did but she certainly put some effort and art into the performance. I hated N'Sync but I actually enjoyed that reunion thing because Justin Timberlake is very likable and it came off as a fun bit of nostalgia. For that matter I don't really care for Madonna's music but that bit she did is a sexy classic. That Miley thing was a disaster though.

[lcarus]

I wonder how Miley's feeling today, basically being the laughing stock of the internet-connected universe?

Probably the plan all along. Just get people talkin about you anyway possible to increase fame. Worked.

[Omaha]

It’s those latex shorts she was wearing.
They were all up in her business too.

She's just lucky that her ass skin is all full of pudding so it can mold around those britches. A normal ass wouldn't do that.

[kysirsoze]

Drake's reaction shot is my favorite. At first I thought he was checking his phone, but then I realized he's just staring at the ground. I think he was so embarrassed that he couldn't watch. He looks mortified.

[Frazod]

Probably the plan all along. Just get people talkin about you anyway possible to increase fame. Worked.

Perhaps. I really never bought into the whole "any press is good press" notion. She looked like shit and danced like shit. So much so that even people in the audience who should be immune to this crap being passed off as entertainment couldn't hide the WTF expressions on their faces.

IIRC Dolly Parton is this girl's Godmother. She must have been horrified to see that.

[luv]

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[Baby Lee]

World stunned by girl in underwear at MTV Video Music Awards

Wondering aloud what happened to that nice girl they used to hire to babysit, Americans were shocked to see 20-year-old pop star Miley Cyrus strip to her underwear and gyrate suggestively at last night’s MTV Video Music Awards, the annual celebration commemorating the year’s best efforts at distinguishing nearly indiscernible pop music with empty visual spectacle. Surprising all who believed she was probably off at college and maybe studying nursing, and who haven't looked at the Internet in the past year or so, Cyrus took the stage surrounded by giant teddy bears and wearing a furry, teddy bear-emblazoned one-piece—signifiers of childhood innocence she symbolically stripped away by literally stripping, leaving only the flesh-colored underwear that grown women wear, because they are proud of the naked bodies they intend to use for sex.
Imitating how those grown women behave when they are pursuing said grown-woman sex, Cyrus then began grinding on everything in sight, including Beetlejuice-suit-clad singer Robin Thicke, an adult male to whom Cyrus presented her posterior in a way that could be read as invitation for intercourse. Cyrus also stroked her crotch with a giant foam finger, in a manner that evoked masturbation, and being the No. 1 fan of it. Furthermore, she “twerked”—a dance move that involves jerking the pelvis in a manner she definitely didn’t learn at cotillion—and dangled her tongue from the side of her mouth as a sign of rebellion, as well as possible dehydration from having so much sex.
Cyrus also sang a song about partying and doing whatever she wants, irrespective of approval.

Reaction was swift, as other, slightly older adults paused from maintaining their social standings and making potato salad for the church picnic to express dismay that a young female pop star would do something so scandalous for attention, on a show where young female pop stars have historically done something scandalous for attention. “I wouldn't make a joke of it, actually,” Morning Joe’s Mika Brzezinski said while scolding her co-hosts and, by extension, everyone everywhere who might regard this as insignificant. “That was really, really disturbing. That young lady, who is 20, is obviously deeply troubled, deeply disturbed, clearly has confidence issues, probably an eating disorder, and I don't think anybody should have put her onstage. That was disgusting and embarrassing.”

While Cyrus has yet to respond to such criticisms, presumably she doesn’t care, because she’s not a little girl anymore. She is, in fact, a grown sexy person who parties and does whatever she wants, and Brzezinski is so not her mom.
In related news, a bunch of people who make nearly indiscernible pop music primarily for teenagers won awards for that, including Justin Timberlake, Selena Gomez, One Direction, and Macklemore & Ryan Lewis.
Before things devolved into such scandalous flouting of decorum, Lady Gaga opened the ceremony with the traditional showing of her butt.

ROFL ROFL

[vailpass]

Hot little spinner trying to find her own. Like.

[ThaVirus]

Drake's reaction shot is my favorite. At first I thought he was checking his phone, but then I realized he's just staring at the ground. I think he was so embarrassed that he couldn't watch. He looks mortified.

I noticed that too.

I actually get embarrassed for other people in situations like that. I often have to turn the channel when I see people making a fool of themselves on television.

If he's anything like me, he was just trying his best not to notice the trainwreck-in-progress. I believe he was also yet to perform so maybe he was just trying to get in the zone.

[Mr. Laz]

just saw a clip ... what is the deal with her constantly sticking out her tongue?



VMA's would of been better off just letting Timberlake perform for 3 hours.

[Red Dawg]

http://i.imgur.com/aQuJBZy.jpg

Yuck! She has no business acting like she is sexy.

[JD10367]

Bitch is a train wreck. /Amanda Bynes

[WhiteWhale]

No man past puberty should be watching the VMA's.

I mean that is teenage girl water cooler talk material. Time to move on to grown women.

[blaise]

I thought it was just contrived well marketed hack garbage.

[Pablo]

No man past puberty should be watching the VMA's.

I mean that is teenage girl water cooler talk material. Time to move on to grown women.
This is accurate.

Had I not logged onto CP and read this; I wouldn't have had any idea the VMA's were on last night.

Then again; there's an American Idol/Dancing With the Stars thread in the Media Center sometimes. So obviously a ton of grown men dig this type of shit.

[007]

My daughter loves all these Disney shows. It will be interesting to see what the current disney girls turn into when they move on. Somebody needs to break the mold of becoming a skank when they leave the network.

[hometeam]

No man past puberty should be watching the VMA's.

I mean that is teenage girl water cooler talk material. Time to move on to grown women.

I cant imagine anyone actually watched it. We only know about this because its cringeworthy and that is what the internets is for~

[007]

I cant imagine anyone actually watched it. We only know about this because its cringeworthy and that is what the internets is for~

Hell it was all they seemed to talk about on 610 today. Every time I tuned it it was a comment about Cyrus.

[blaise]

My daughter loves all these Disney shows. It will be interesting to see what the current disney girls turn into when they move on. Somebody needs to break the mold of becoming a skank when they leave the network.

Disney Child Star -- Crummy Pop Album that uses shock value of former child star now skanking it up to promote ---pull back skank about 40% and get job as judge on TV singing competition show.

- Disney Female Star Career Path

[ROYC75]

Billy Ray has a new Achy Breaky Heart after that performance by a daughter that was an embarrassment to the family .

[beach tribe]

She's shaped like an anorexic guy.

http://www4.pictures.zimbio.com/mp/58ythrbihMdl.jpg

Her shirt in this pic says Sex Drugs and Rap.

And that's the answer to question in the OP.

Clay started a thread about her a while back.
He thinks she is SUPER hot.

Even with her Butthead mouth.

[Crush]

Five years ago, we were warned and we didn't listen.

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[Mosbonian]

My daughter loves all these Disney shows. It will be interesting to see what the current disney girls turn into when they move on. Somebody needs to break the mold of becoming a skank when they leave the network.

The only ones that have come close to not doing the "trash Disney" persona is Emily Osment (oddly enough Cyrus's fellow Hannah Montana star), Christy Carlson Romano ("Kim Possible") and Hilary Duff.

[Tribal Warfare]

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[BigRedChief]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BSjvTctIAAAB8uj.jpgThats some priceless reactions. Yes, they are all actors. But, it looks and seems like a real reaction.

[BigRedChief]

I may not always care for his music, but the boy is definitely a performer.And he is funny. The best SNL host in years.

[Pablo]

And he is funny. The best SNL host in years.houstonwhodat, king of all things SNL; would probably agree with you.

Haven't seen him around in a while. Did he go full racist and get bant again?

[Setsuna]

I think Nick girls have more successful or rather quiet futures than Disney girls.

[ThaVirus]

You're gay as hell.

[Setsuna]

You're gay as hell.

Who are you talking to?

[loochy]

So I just watched the video. People are all up in arms about THAT? Sure, she's a scag, but we already knew that.

[SAUTO]

So I just watched the video. People are all up in arms about THAT? Sure, she's a scag, but we already knew that.

It was fucking horrible.
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[Mav]

So this the new thing?

Do kid shows or movies growing up, and then just implode?

Brittany Spears, Miley Cyrus, the girl from She's the man, Lindsey Lohan?

I mean, this is a thing right?

[luv]

And he is funny. The best SNL host in years.

He is great when he goes on with Jimmy Fallon, too.

[JohnnyHammersticks]

AIDS can really **** you up.

Miley....Virus???

[NewChief]

You can say what you like about NSYNC but Justin Timberlake is a fantastic artist. His performance last night was stunning.

Uhhh. Yeah. JT is such a freaking badass:

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[dirk digler]

Miley is nothing but trailer park trash. And what is with sticking out her tongue? Is that supposed to be cool or sexy because it is not

[griZZly64]

im not gunna lie.. id hit it. shes not even close to my type either.. scrawny with no ass and no hair on head is such a turnoff but with her I could make an exception.

[ThaVirus]

I'm a fan of JT.

He's definitely top 10 on my man crush list.

[NewChief]

I'm a fan of JT.

He's definitely top 10 on my man crush list.

It's hilarious to me how many guys like JT (in a platonic way). I think I can pinpoint the start of my honest respect for him to his role in Alpha Dog. ****er stole the show. Then his hilarious bits on Kimmel and SNL make him that more real and, seemingly, down to earth. He can wear all these hats from uber lady's man to the goofy dude that you'd love to have around to entertain the boys sitting around the man cave drinking beer.

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[Baby Lee]

Uhhh. Yeah. JT is such a freaking badass:

You see these shackles
Baby I’m your slave
I’ll let you whip me if I misbehave
It’s just that no one makes me feel this way

Every time I hear those lyrics I hear Eddie Murphy saying

"G.I. Joe goes in the chocolate cave."

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[Baby Lee]

Timberlake - WTF @ 3:40?!?!

[Tribal Warfare]

his hilarious bits on Kimmel and SNL make him that more real.


This

[NewChief]

Timberlake - WTF @ 3:40?!?!

You talking about the "Veganville" skit? That's Trinidad Jame$ "All Gold Everything"

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[Iowanian]

Her act begins with pedo bear dancers and she has a pedo bear on her whore suit and people are surprised it was strange and skanky?

No worse than what Lady DuDa or Madona or Spears did before her.

[KS Smitty]

So this the new thing?

Do kid shows or movies growing up, and then just implode?

Brittany Spears, Miley Cyrus, the girl from She's the man, Lindsey Lohan?

I mean, this is a thing right?

No. Billy Mumy, Danny Bonaduce, Todd Bridges, Susan Dey, Dana Plato, Makenzie Phillips, Tatum O'Neal, the 2 Coreys...You could probably add Judy Garland and Liz Taylor to the list as well.

[Fish]

http://img853.imageshack.us/img853/44/ibv4.jpg

[Frazod]

http://img853.imageshack.us/img853/44/ibv4.jpg

:clap:

[Buehler445]

http://img853.imageshack.us/img853/44/ibv4.jpg

ROFL

[Frazod]

Another thing Miley should consider in the future - if she's going to with tight fitting latex, she should go all the way with it, not just wear shorts that make her butt look like chewed bubble gum when she moves wrong.

It would also help if she had Bianca Beauchamp's body, too.

http://rlv.zcache.com/big_poster_black_latex_catsuit_bianca_beaucha-r1e6a7baedc1043419fef27cc9c60b653_fuams_8byvr_512.jpg

[Baby Lee]

You talking about the "Veganville" skit? That's Trinidad Jame$ "All Gold Everything"

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Look at the first video from the VMAs.

[CoMoChief]

Miley should be in a video w/ these guys so they can play it on BET afterdark.

These guys are really somethin' else...

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ROFL

[NJChiefsFan]

Her act begins with pedo bear dancers and she has a pedo bear on her whore suit and people are surprised it was strange and skanky?

No worse than what Lady DuDa or Madona or Spears did before her.

To me the Cyrus act was meant to be just for attention and to get people to say WTF so she can say "yeah I don't care what you think." Gaga, to me, at least has the intention of putting on a performance for sake of the performance, even if you think it is over the top.

[NJChiefsFan]

Uhhh. Yeah. JT is such a freaking badass:


It's funny. I grew up on JT and DiCaprio being loved by the girls and being guys that I hated. Now I respect both a lot. Goes to show you that you can't rule people out early on.

[rabblerouser]

While she's not my style, Gaga is actually a legit avant garde talent with vision... Miley will never be even half as respected.



Why is she respected?? Because her videos are all avant-garde and spooky scary and she dresses weird with different makeup over each eye??

Because her music is typically disposable, completely empty and void pop-schlock garbage...just like Miley Cyrus'.

[Dayze]

Miley should be in a video w/ these guys so they can play it on BET afterdark.

These guys are really somethin' else...

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ROFL

just think, in a few years they can vote.
...let that sink in.

[BlackHelicopters]

Cocaine is a horrible drug

[Rausch]

Her act begins with pedo bear dancers and she has a pedo bear on her whore suit and people are surprised it was strange and skanky?

No worse than what Lady DuDa or Madona or Spears did before her.

Madona at least had talent.

Hell, she just should have come on stage in blackface. She can't even dance. It's like some 13 year old white girl watched 2 hours of BET and then tried to imitate it...

[WhiteWhale]

I cant imagine anyone actually watched it. We only know about this because its cringeworthy and that is what the internets is for~

My opinion actually changed after all of the hilarious pictures and gifs came out.

Now I can't stop laffin'

[OmahaChief]

I just don't get the uproar with this. Entertainers have been doing stupid stuff forever. Anyone remember when Elvis was doing his moves the uproar that caused? Is this really any worse than the lyrics of Gangster rap? People are making way to much out of this ordeal. So the chick slutted it up, have the people complaining probably have daughters that sneak out of the house to give hand jobs to teenage boys or take a spare set of clothes to change into so they can walk around the mall looking like a tramp.

[Omaha]

No man past puberty should be watching the VMA's.

I mean that is teenage girl water cooler talk material. Time to move on to grown women.


This is accurate.

Had I not logged onto CP and read this; I wouldn't have had any idea the VMA's were on last night.

Then again; there's an American Idol/Dancing With the Stars thread in the Media Center sometimes. So obviously a ton of grown men dig this type of shit.

I remember the early - mid '90s when the best bands of the day would put on great shows at the VMAs. (Pearl Jam, REM, Aerosmith, Nirvana, RHCP, Stone Temple Pilots, etc.) It was a big deal. MTV was a big deal, too.

WTF happened to MTV? That's probably a better question.

[OmahaChief]

I remember the early - mid '90s when the best bands of the day would put on great shows at the VMAs. (Pearl Jam, REM, Aerosmith, Nirvana, RHCP, Stone Temple Pilots, etc.) It was a big deal. MTV was a big deal, too.

WTF happened to MTV? That's probably a better question.

That was in the days of musicians, now we just mainly have singers that want to dance.

As to what happened to MTV....they wanted to get into the reality TV business more than play music I think.

[Frazod]

That was in the days of musicians, now we just mainly have singers that want to dance.

As to what happened to MTV....they wanted to get into the reality TV business more than play music I think.

I think it's more we have pretty people that producers package as entertainers, whether they have any actual talent or not.

As for MTV, it's been shit for decades. You pretty much have to be in your mid 30s or 40s to remember when it didn't suck.

[Dayze]

I think it's more we have pretty people that producers package as entertainers, whether they have any actual talent or not.

As for MTV, it's been shit for decades. You pretty much have to be in your mid 30s or 40s to remember when it didn't suck.

Yep.
Stars are now manufactured. Like Bieber.....where the **** did he come from? If you have a 'look' that's marketable, producers et al will find a way to make you (or at least try to) into a star.

I always loved the intro to MTV news when it played the opening bass line to Peace Sells But Who's Buying. Love Megadeth, so that sort of helps lol

[Frazod]

Yep.
Stars are now manufactured. Like Bieber.....where the **** did he come from? If you have a 'look' that's marketable, producers et al will find a way to make you (or at least try to) into a star.

I always loved the intro to MTV news when it played the opening bass line to Peace Sells But Who's Buying. Love Megadeth, so that sort of helps lol

The whole thing is mystifying to me; especially since I don't have children, and I'm not exposed to any of the kiddie entertainment crap at all. To me it's like Bieber just materialized out of thin air, complete with flat-billed hat. Kind of reminds me when I was on a Med cruise over most of the spring and summer of '86. I came back and everybody was going nuts over Bon Jovi. I was like, Bon who? Now, that's pretty much everything.

GET OFF MY LAWN :cuss:

[Hammock Parties]

She's so hot. I love her. But don't tell Carrie.

http://www.hotnewsgator.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/miley-cyrus-600x337.jpg

[Fire Me Boy!]

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[Frazod]

She's so hot. I love her. But don't tell Carrie.

If she'd lose that ghastly bulldyke haircut and dress herself properly, she'd be fine. Oh, and perhaps she should stick her tongue out at herself in the mirror in a variety of ways, long enough to determine the difference between sexy and retarded.

[stevieray]

Hell, she just should have come on stage in blackface. She can't even dance. It's like some 13 year old white girl watched 2 hours of BET and then tried to imitate it...

/thread

[Rausch]

I see no way this train stays on the rails...

[OmahaChief]

I think it's more we have pretty people that producers package as entertainers, whether they have any actual talent or not.

As for MTV, it's been shit for decades. You pretty much have to be in your mid 30s or 40s to remember when it didn't suck.

For sure Stars are manufactured now. Now we have all these singing shows that are producing more idiots. And now we have this autotune crap that makes a bad singer sound good. So now the really pretty people can be singers and don't really have to carry a tune that great.

[OmahaChief]

http://www.digitalstrips.com/wp-content/ozzy-osbourne-crazy-train.pngI see no way this train stays on the rails...

[Dayze]

For sure Stars are manufactured now. Now we have all these singing shows that are producing more idiots. And now we have this autotune crap that makes a bad singer sound good. So now the really pretty people can be singers and don't really have to carry a tune that great.

this is what makes Ann Wilson so amazing; no auto-tune and she sounds just as good live as she does on her records. and she's probably in her 50's and can still kill it.

[Saul Good]

A young starlet danced around like a slut as part of an entertainment show. This has never happened before in the history of the world.

Why can't she be like Natalie Portman? Natalie would never make out with chicks or dance on a stripper pole in a thong while playing a role.

[Fire Me Boy!]

this is what makes Ann Wilson so amazing; no auto-tune and she sounds just as good live as she does on her records. and she's probably in her 50's and can still kill it.

Ann Wilson doesn't twerk. :harumph:

[Dayze]

Ann Wilson doesn't twerk. :harumph:

LMAO

[OmahaChief]

this is what makes Ann Wilson so amazing; no auto-tune and she sounds just as good live as she does on her records. and she's probably in her 50's and can still kill it.

Heart is one of the few female fronted bands I have ever liked.

[Baby Lee]

Yep.
Stars are now manufactured. Like Bieber.....where the **** did he come from? If you have a 'look' that's marketable, producers et al will find a way to make you (or at least try to) into a star.

I always loved the intro to MTV news when it played the opening bass line to Peace Sells But Who's Buying. Love Megadeth, so that sort of helps lol

If you are actually asking, his mom posted his singing on youtube and he got popular there.

Then Jay-Zdiddyanye noticed his online hits and signed him to a record contract.

[Frazod]

this is what makes Ann Wilson so amazing; no auto-tune and she sounds just as good live as she does on her records. and she's probably in her 50's and can still kill it.

Oh yeah. We saw Heart in concert last summer and her voice is amazing. Far and away the best vocalist I've ever heard perform live.

[Frazod]

And clearly I've missed something. WTF is "twerk"?

[Fire Me Boy!]

Twerking is a dance move that involves a person shaking the hips in an up-and-down bouncing motion, causing the dancer to shake, "wobble" and "jiggle."[1] To "twerk" means to "dance in a sexually suggestive fashion by twisting the hips."

http://bit.ly/uAakZy

[Frazod]

Twerking is a dance move that involves a person shaking the hips in an up-and-down bouncing motion, causing the dancer to shake, "wobble" and "jiggle."[1] To "twerk" means to "dance in a sexually suggestive fashion by twisting the hips."

http://bit.ly/uAakZy

Oh, okay.

When Warren Sapp did it in the endzone, I referred to it as a "gay gerbil dance."

[NewChief]

You want to see some grade A twerk?

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Possibly NSFW. It is actually incredibly hard to do correctly (which Miley doesn't)

[stevieray]

You want to see some grade A twerk?

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Possibly NSFW. It is actually incredibly hard to do correctly (which Miley doesn't)

possibly?

LMAO

[NewChief]

Major Lazer/Diplo (same dude) is obsessed with Twerk. Here's another video that is bizarrely hilarious:

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[NewChief]

possibly?

LMAO

I don't really find it very sexy/titillating. I'm usually just kind of astounded and frightened when I see it.

[luv]

Oh, okay.

When Warren Sapp did it in the endzone, I referred to it as a "gay gerbil dance."

LMAO

[stevieray]

I don't really find it very sexy/titillating. I'm usually just kind of astounded and frightened when I see it.

I bet.I didn't watch it...was afraid there would be little girls engaging...just cant' do it.

[NewChief]

I bet.I didn't watch it...was afraid there would be little girls engaging...just cant' do it.

I didn't watch the whole thing either, but I think the Express Yourself video is mainly of older women with huge butts from the New Orleans ghetto (as well as a guy or two) twerking. I don't think anyone is actually naked, but they're wearing skimpy bottoms (and have humongo booties).

[luv]

I bet.I didn't watch it...was afraid there would be little girls engaging...just cant' do it.

I watched a little. Glad to know people my size aren't afraid to twerk in public. I am.

[DMAC]

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[Dayze]

that's awesome.

[Baby Lee]

Major Lazer/Diplo (same dude) is obsessed with Twerk. Here's another video that is bizarrely hilarious:

Perfect song for the fad. On my deathbed 150 years from now [c'mon science!!], I could hear this and think of twerking.

[Fish]

Major Lazer/Diplo (same dude) is obsessed with Twerk. Here's another video that is bizarrely hilarious:

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:eek:

The fuck?

[Omaha]

Why can't she be like Natalie Portman? Natalie would never make out with chicks or dance on a stripper pole in a thong while playing a role.

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[Omaha]

Major Lazer/Diplo (same dude) is obsessed with Twerk. Here's another video that is bizarrely hilarious:

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That was possibly the most frightening video I've ever seen.

[Fire Me Boy!]

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This remains one of my all-time favorite Natalie Portman things.

[Baby Lee]

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[Dayze]

This remains one of my all-time favorite Natalie Portman things.

yep; it was genius (genious)

[Baby Lee]

Jezebel comments is KILLING it.

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If you wanna have a fabulous time, head over to Brooklyn to a club called Twerk Miley. This place has everything, Hannah Montana as Vera de Milo on In Living Color, coked out teddy bears, married R&B singers dressed like Beetlejuice...lol

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[Dayze]

I love Stefan's character.

Sometimes I think he doesn't even know what is the script until it pops up on the cue cards lol. It has to be because sometimes he's completely caught off-guard.

hilarious.

[Baby Lee]

I love Stefan's character.

Sometimes I think he doesn't even know what is the script until it pops up on the cue cards lol. It has to be because sometimes he's completely caught off-guard.

hilarious.

Yeah, John Mulaney writes them up right before air with the express intent of cracking Hader up.

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My favorite all time was probably when he asked Seth about 'have you heard of Blackula, the black dracula? Well there's a Jewish dracula'

'Oh yeah, what's his name?'

'Sydney Applebaum.'

ROFL ROFL

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[BlackHelicopters]

Can someone young explain to me what twerking is?

[NewChief]

Can someone young explain to me what twerking is?

Watch videos I posted below.

[Baby Lee]

Can someone young explain to me what twerking is?

In thread Q

[Halfcan]

She acts retarded and has the whole world talking about her instead of ga ga- so she accomplished her goal.

[Iowanian]

She's got a promising career in a Fleetwood Mac Tribute band.


The stupid thing is, if she would quit acting like a stupid hoochie, she does have a unique sound.

[Fire Me Boy!]

I just figured it out. The MTV thing... THAT is what Miley would do for a Klondike bar.

[Predarat]

I would love for Miley Cyrus and Amanda Bynes to get into a fight to the death where they both lose.

[Dayze]

what is the punch line about Sydney Applebaum?

[Direckshun]

I'm not going to say this was impossible to masturbate to. Just difficult.

[Baby Lee]

what is the punch line about Sydney Applebaum?

BL explains jokes [so fun]: he sets it up with black dracula ---> blackula, that there's gonna be a pun, and your imagination starts thinking 'how can a Jewish vampire be awesome.' But no it's it's just another schlub named Sydney.

[BigCatDaddy]

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[luv]

She even gave a teaser on the red carpet.

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