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T-post Tom
09-01-2013, 03:41 AM
I wonder if he knows Christian Okoye.

ATTENTION: BENEFICIARY


WE RECEIVED A PAYMENT CREDIT INSTRUCTION FROM THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT OF NIGERIA TO CREDIT YOUR ACCOUNT WITH YOUR FULL CONTRACT FUND US$8.5MILLION FROM THE NIGERIAN RESERVE ACCOUNT WITH OUR BANK.(CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA)WE THEREFORE WISH TO NOTIFY YOU THAT YOUR FUNDS HAVE BEEN PROGRAMMED FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE INTO YOUR NOMINATED ACCOUNT BUT, WE CAN NOT TRANSFER THESE FUNDS DIRECT TO YOUR NOMINATED BANK ACCOUNT AS WE ARE HAVING A LITTLE PROBLEM WITH INTERNATIONAL MONETARY FUND (IMF) SO OUR METHOD OF PAYMENT IS BY DIPLOMATIC COURIER SERVICE .BE INFORMED THAT EVERY ARRANGEMENT REGARDING YOUR CASH PAYMENT THROUGH DIPLOMATIC SERVICES HAS BEEN MADE;NOTE THAT YOUR FUNDS HAVE BEEN PACKAGED LIKE A CONSIGNMENT AND THE DIPLOMATIC AGENCY HAS TO MOVE DOWN TO YOUR COUNTRY IN ORDER TO DELIVER THE CONSIGNMENT TO YOUR DOORSTEP.

NOTE THAT AS SOON AS THE DIPLOMAT ARRIVES AT THE AIRPORT IN YOUR COUNTRY THEY WILL GIVE YOU A CALL IMMEDIATELY TO ENABLE YOU HELP THEM TO GET (YELLOW TAG PAPER)YOU HAVE TO HELP THE DIPLOMATS TO GET THE YELLOW TAG PAPER SO THAT THE CUSTOMS AND IMMIGRATION WILL NOT WANT TO SCAN THE CONSIGNMENT AT THE AIRPORT, FOR SECURITY REASON YOU ARE ADVISED TO FOLLOW THE RULES AND REGULATION OF THIS SYSTEM OF PAYMENT FOR EASY COLLECTION OF YOUR CONSIGNMENT.


TO REMIND YOU THAT THE DIPLOMAT HAS A TRANSIT IN CALIFORNIA AND FINALLY TO ARRIVE AT YOUR COUNTRY AS THE LAST DESTINATION ON THEIR DIPLOMATIC TRAVEL ROUTE THIS WEEK,MEANWHILE YOU ARE ADVISED TO SEND THE FOLLOWING DETAILS FOR THE DIPLOMATIC OFFICERS TO RECOGNIZANCE YOU WHEN THEY ARRIVE TO YOUR COUNTRY



Your Full Name: ______________________________





Name of City of Residence: _______________________________





Country:____________________________________





Direct Telephone Number: ____________________________________





Your Nearest Airport:___________________________________





Occupation:________________________________





A scan copes of your ID ________________________________



NOTE: YOU MUST HAVE TO RESPOND TO THIS EMAIL IMMEDIATELY YOU RECEIVE THIS MAIL TO ENABLE US RELEASE YOUR FUND IMMEDIATELY THROUGH DIPLOMATIC CASH DELIVERY TO YOUR DOORSTEP FOR EVERY OTHER THING HAVE BEEN PUT IN PLACE FOR YOUR GOOD OK.





WAITING FOR YOUR URGENT RESPONSE.





YOURS SINCERELY,





DR MICHEAL COLE

DIRECTOR FUND REMITTANCE DEPARTMENT OF CBN.

CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (CBN).

EMAIL: ccola653@yahoo.co.uk

DIRECT TEL:234-708-807-2504

J Diddy
09-01-2013, 04:09 AM
Dear sir,
Please fuck your mother with a gigantic palm tree.

xoxoxo

griZZly64
09-01-2013, 04:53 AM
Let's see here..... Yahoo account? Seems legit. I'll put my social on there too just Incase they need it

BlackHelicopters
09-01-2013, 07:38 AM
Sounds legit? Got a phone #?

TimBone
09-01-2013, 10:11 AM
You finna be a millionaire.

Bowser
09-01-2013, 10:16 AM
Congrats on being a cash money millionaire, playa

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