House MILF Wanted!

[gblowfish]

10 University of Vermont guys post a Craigslist ad looking for a live in MILF to cook, clean, dust and fuck. What 25 year old Vermont woman would pass on an offer like that?

Story is here:

http://tinyurl.com/nns9v6w

[BigCatDaddy]

Fucking brilliant.

[Rasputin]

Great idea for an add.

[ptlyon]

Bust out the broomsticks!

[Rasputin]

Kudos to the great state of Vermont :thumb: :clap:



Pos rep to Vermont

[TEX]

****ing brilliant.

Yep, because you KNOW one will apply...

[Pasta Little Brioni]

A Bang Maid...a maid that you bang!!!!! They been watching too much Sunny

[BlackHelicopters]

These guys are smart. Why do they need to be in college?

[Saul Good]

I did this for a sorority for a while. Good work if you can get it...

[jerryforeverrice80]

sweet i want one.

[BlackHelicopters]

First pregnancy tests and now MILFs on CL. What a great place.

[BigCatDaddy]

Yep, because you KNOW one will apply...

Most likely some teacher.

[Frosty]

looking for a live in MILF to cook, clean, dust and ****.

I already have one of those.

[BlackHelicopters]

What 25 year + MILF would not be flattered by this ad?

[cosmo20002]

MILFs can be 25 now? These kids are making a mockery of the MILF brand.

[gblowfish]

Looks like those boys should have spent more time googling...
http://www.vermontmilfs.com/

[Kiimo]

Oh, Taj, when will you and Van ever graduate...

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Frank Reynolds is involved somehow

[Chief_For_Life58]

Looks like those boys should have spent more time googling...
http://www.vermontmilfs.com/

I really really really want to click that link while im here at work

[BlackHelicopters]

I really really really want to click that link while im here at work

Do not...........

[Easy 6]

Heard about this on the radio this morning, what a bunch of numbnuts.

Its amazing to me that employers put as much stock in a college degree as they do.

[FlaChief58]

BRILLIANT!!

[CoMoChief]

MILF's have to be 35+ of age.

25yrs is basically still college age.

[J Diddy]

MILF's have to be 35+ of age.

25yrs is basically still college age.

Oh silly you, the acronym says the only qualifications needed (unless you have some secretive Free mason handbook with MILF rules in it.)

There is no age requirement. The only requirement is that a woman must be a Mother I'd Like to Fuck.

It's not MILFOTTF

[JoeyChuckles]

A Bang Maid...a maid that you bang!!!!! They been watching too much Sunny

Which premiers Season 9 tonight at 9 CDT on the new FXX Channel !!

[CrazyPhuD]

MILF's have to be 35+ of age.

25yrs is basically still college age.

These days so is 35.....

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Which premiers Season 9 tonight at 9 CDT on the new FXX Channel !!

This story is just so hilarious to me thinking of Frank's Bang Maid comment.

[9er guy]

MILFs can be 25 now? These kids are making a mockery of the MILF brand.

That's what I thought. Fuck 25. I want that Coug Snatch.

Gimme that 45 year-old Divorce'

[9er guy]

So technically you can be a MILF without being a Cougar right?

[BigCatDaddy]

<b>MILF's have to be 35+ of age.</b>

25yrs is basically still college age.

These days, those are called GILF's.

[Rain Man]

I'm pretty sure that a MILF corresponds to the ages of 30-39, and a cougar corresponds to an age of 42-53. A woman age 40 or 41 can be either, depending on how much time she spent in the sun during her youth.

[9er guy]

I'm pretty sure that a MILF corresponds to the ages of 30-39, and a cougar corresponds to an age of 42-53.

Just once in my life I wanna fuck a rowdy 45 year old with big fake tits.

[Pepe Silvia]

Just a great idea. Awesome thread too.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Just once in my life I wanna fuck a rowdy 45 year old with big fake tits.

Pretty much everyone does.

[Titty Meat]

Pretty much everyone does.

I've hooked up with 2.

The first one gave the best blowjob ever. I think the 2nd is an alcoholic.

[ClevelandBronco]

Just once in my life I wanna **** a rowdy 45 year old with big fake tits.

You'll get over that by the time you're 50.

[GloryDayz]

Am I really the first on in with a rule for PIIHB for the MILF?

[9er guy]

I've hooked up with 2.

The first one gave the best blowjob ever. I think the 2nd is an alcoholic.

HAHA!!! Bops for shots is alive and well!!!

[listopencil]

I'm pretty sure that a MILF corresponds to the ages of 30-39, and a cougar corresponds to an age of 42-53. A woman age 40 or 41 can be either, depending on how much time she spent in the sun during her youth.

I think it is generational in intent. That the original concept of the term MILF implied that she would be old enough to be the mother of the person using the term. I would have to offer a preliminary approval of your guidelines.