I'm suprised no one has mentioned this

[mike_b_284]

Man plotted to kill and eat children, feds say

http://www.kctv5.com/story/23410620/man-plotted-to-kill-and-eat-children-feds-say

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[Imon Yourside]

I think i'm going to hurl.........27 years? should be a death sentence.

[FlaChief58]

It's common here to overlook all weird stories not originating in Florida

[WhawhaWhat]

Since when was that illegal?

[Fairplay]

Lot's of protein, H Lector has recipes how to cook

Food channel is going to do a special on it

[FlaChief58]

Lot's of protein, H Lector has recipes how to cook

Food channel is going to do a special on it

When? There's a little fat kid down the street I've been planning to smoke whole, but I'm having trouble deciding on side dishes

[NewChief]

He's wearing an Iron GM shirt, meaning he plays Dungeons and Dragons. I really hope that doesn't get drug into this case and set off another round of anti-D&D hysteria.

[mike_b_284]

He's wearing an Iron GM shirt, meaning he plays Dungeons and Dragons. I really hope that doesn't get drug into this case and set off another round of anti-D&D hysteria.

I wasn't aware of a problem regarding rampant anti-D&D hysteria. interesting :hmmm:

[NewChief]

Motherfucker, though... it's just chilling to think there are people (and networks of people) like this alive in the world. Jesus.

[NewChief]

I wasn't aware of a problem regarding rampant anti-D&D hysteria. interesting :hmmm:

It's not like it used to be, but when I grew up it was considered "Satanic."

I'm nearly 40 years old, and I still won't tell my mom I play D&D, because she thinks it's satanic to this day. I just tell her we play various complicated board games (which we do that as well) on our game nights. Heh.

As a kid, I was once disallowed from going over to a friend's house ever again because my mom found out we played D&D at a sleepover there.

[ptlyon]

As a kid, I was once disallowed from going over to a friend's house ever again because my mom found out we played D&D at a sleepover there.

I should say so mister!

[Nightfyre]

A modern-day hansel and gretel story.

[BlackHelicopters]

Dudes gotta eat. Amirite?

[kepp]

As a kid, I was once disallowed from going over to a friend's house ever again because my mom found out we played D&D at a sleepover there.

I should say so mister!

LOL - Just wait 'til your father gets home!!

[Radar Chief]

The other other white meat.

[jjjayb]

I wasn't aware of a problem regarding rampant anti-D&D hysteria. interesting :hmmm:

Don't your remember the 80's? :D

[FlaChief58]

The other other white meat.

Just don't over cook it, it'll get tough on you in a hurry

[cosmo20002]

I think i'm going to hurl.........27 years? should be a death sentence.

PLOTTED. He didn't actually do it. No biggie.

[NewChief]

Don't your remember the 80's? :D

Late 70s and early 80s. I'll also never forget when we had a revival at the church, and some traveling snake oil salesman got everybody on the secret Satanic backmasking messages on albums. My parents came home and burnt all my brother's vinyl. Man was he ever pissed. I was young enough that I fully supported the purging of satanic music from our household.

:rockon:

[Sully]

It's not like it used to be, but when I grew up it was considered "Satanic."

I'm nearly 40 years old, and I still won't tell my mom I play D&D, because she thinks it's satanic to this day. I just tell her we play various complicated board games (which we do that as well) on our game nights. Heh.

As a kid, I was once disallowed from going over to a friend's house ever again because my mom found out we played D&D at a sleepover there.

I was also not allowed to play. I played with a friend one time, and got grounded.
I also wasn't allowed to watch Smurfs (satanic), listen to the radio, or watch most TV.

[Imon Yourside]

PLOTTED. He didn't actually do it. No biggie.

Still no room in society for types like this, at the very least shouldn't be allowed back on the streets.

[notorious]

God Damn. Execute that sick fuck.

[Pitt Gorilla]

Not going to watch. It makes me sick to think about it.

[Radar Chief]

Still no room in society for types like this, at the very least shouldn't be allowed back on the streets.

It’s that damn D&D that does it to them.

[gblowfish]

It's not like it used to be, but when I grew up it was considered "Satanic."

I'm nearly 40 years old, and I still won't tell my mom I play D&D, because she thinks it's satanic to this day. I just tell her we play various complicated board games (which we do that as well) on our game nights. Heh.

As a kid, I was once disallowed from going over to a friend's house ever again because my mom found out we played D&D at a sleepover there.

You should have hit her with a high level spell....

[Fat Elvis]

There is a reason for the death penalty. Guys like that are it.

[Strongside]

Surprised no one has mentioned it? No. Surprised gBlowfish hasn't posted about it? Yes.

[BIG_DADDY]

Crucify him.

[Radar Chief]

You should have hit her with a high level spell....

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[Graystoke]

I was also not allowed to play. I played with a friend one time, and got grounded.
I also wasn't allowed to watch Smurfs (satanic), listen to the radio, or watch most TV.

My Sister wouldn't let my Nephew watch Scooby Doo. Ya know...all those witches and evil.
He would come over and I would let him watch.
Those Meddling kids!

[ptlyon]

My Sister wouldn't let my Nephew watch Scooby Doo. Ya know...all those witches and evil.
He would come over and I would let him watch.
Those Meddling kids!

She just didn't want him to FAP to Daffney

[Fish]

She just didn't want him to FAP to Daffney

Who didn't fap to Daphne?

[ptlyon]

Who didn't fap to Daphne?

Greystrokes nephew. Until he became an enabler

[Imon Yourside]

It’s that damn D&D that does it to them.

I can tell you that is absolutely not true, I played a lot through my youth.

[NewChief]

Who didn't fap to Daphne?

I took my kids to see a live production of Scooby Doo. It was a national touring act that . I texted my wife at one point during the show, "Daphne is making me horny." She wasn't amused... sadly I wasn't kidding.

[Radar Chief]

I can tell you that is absolutely not true, I played a lot through my youth.

So THAT'S what's wrong with you.









;)

[Imon Yourside]

So THAT'S what's wrong with you.









;)

Could be, more likely why I still play video games despite being in the middle aged category.

[Radar Chief]

Could be, more likely why I still play video games despite being in the middle aged category.

I played plenty when I was young too but video game consoles pretty much killed D&D.
About the only people playing it now are old geeks that played it back in the day.

[Imon Yourside]

I played plenty when I was young too but video game consoles pretty much killed D&D.
About the only people playing it now are old geeks that played it back in the day.

I know a few of them, one still GM's on the weekends. Much easier to just use the computer to play those games nowadays.

[Radar Chief]

I know a few of them, one still GM's on the weekends. Much easier to just use the computer to play those games nowadays.

Exactly, no imagination needed. It’s all already laid out for you complete with animation.

[Imon Yourside]

Exactly, no imagination needed. It’s all already laid out for you complete with animation.

Ok well you got me there, the DM/GM guy I know had some incredible campaigns. Problem is everytime we became too powerful he just killed us off. We then proceeded to play L O L ..A powertrip version of D&D called Lords of the Ludicrous.

[NewChief]

I played plenty when I was young too but video game consoles pretty much killed D&D.
About the only people playing it now are old geeks that played it back in the day.

Not true AT ALL. My nephew and all of his gamer friends are starting to get into European style board games as well as starting to get into tabletop RPGs. They still console more than anything, but they like the social nature of hanging out at a table playing together as well.

[KC native]

This is clearly an onion article. These things only happen in Florida or Ohio.

[ptlyon]

Pretty sad day on CP when we try to segway to sex with a cartoon character & people keep talking about dungeons & dragons

[Radar Chief]

Not true AT ALL. My nephew and all of his gamer friends are starting to get into European style board games as well as starting to get into tabletop RPGs. They still console more than anything, but they like the social nature of hanging out at a table playing together as well.

They want some used D&D 2nd Ed. books?
They haven’t been opened in decades.

[Graystoke]

Who didn't fap to Daphne?

God....the Seed I spilled to that piece of animation!

[Radar Chief]

Pretty sad day on CP when we try to segway to sex with a cartoon character & people keep talking about dungeons & dragons

Not much into hentai either.

[Oh Snap]

27 years in prison? How about the death penalty? Why rehab sadistic animals like this?