Help me test something - post whore away!

[DaFace]

I'm playing with a plugin that will auto-refresh threads during games. For a few minutes, please post whore to your heart's content in this thread. Thanks.

[The Franchise]

I thought I accidentally turned someone on. I was trying to figure out how to make it go away.

[ModSocks]

PENIS

[ModSocks]

GIGANTIC PENIS FOR YO MOUFF

[BlackHelicopters]

Kilogram of cocaine

[DaFace]

Cool - it appears to work.

[The Franchise]

Cool idea though. Are there user settings to change the time?

[Imon Yourside]

Bill Brasky would look you in the eye and squak.

[the Talking Can]

that would be a god send

[ModSocks]

BIG SLOPPY FAT WET PUSSY LIPS

[Canofbier]

THIS IS AN INCREDIBLE FEATURE AND I WANT IT IN ALL THREADS

[ReynardMuldrake]

I kinda like it.

[the Talking Can]

it placing posts above the thread header

[ChiefGator]

Whore

[DaFace]

I might turn this on for the game. I'm a little worried about server load, but the author SAYS it's actually LESS server-intensive since it only loads new posts rather than the whole thread.

[ModSocks]

IN THE BUTTHOLE

[Imon Yourside]

I saw your mommy and your mommy is Ted.

[The Franchise]

Works on mobile devices just fine. Fucking sweet.

[ChiefGator]

I wish that you wouldn't get the 'you posted' message when you post though. If that could be avoided would be cool.

Works well, even when I was in the middle of typing.

[the Talking Can]

love this

just slow it down a smidge

[ModSocks]

Works on mobile devices just fine. ****ing sweet.

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID

[Frosty]

I'm playing with a plugin

NTTATWWT

[AustinChief]

ha, oops on the first post... works great otherwise... and on a game thread would probably be fine.

[Imon Yourside]

<iframe width="640" height="360" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/S7kl1lHQw3s?feature=player_detailpage" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

[ChiefGator]

That's true.. 10 seconds would half the load on the server, and should still be good.

[DaFace]

ha, oops on the first post... works great otherwise... and on a game thread would probably be fine.

What's it doing on the first post? I'm in descending order and it looks fine.

[TLO]

Hmmm

[BlackHelicopters]

Smoke em if you got em.

[Imon Yourside]

A

[ChiefGator]

B

[BigMeatballDave]

Poop

[Imon Yourside]

E

[BigRedChief]

Q

[Rasputin]

chitty chitty bang bang

[ChiefGator]

L

[ReynardMuldrake]

It's annoying when you try and hit 'reply' and the button moves. Otherwise, cool.

[DaFace]

Changed it to 10 seconds.

[AustinChief]

What's it doing on the first post? I'm in descending order and it looks fine.

The yellow "first post" doesn't stay at the top. This would be better if we could selectively turn it on by thread.

[TLO]

Pretty sweet. Makes my phone run a little glitchy though.

[BigMeatballDave]

Taco

[Imon Yourside]

I

[Rasputin]

I hate waiting 30 sec to post

[Imon Yourside]

O

[Rasputin]

Changed it to 10 seconds.

Thank you !

[FlaChief58]

and

[TLO]

J

[DaFace]

Kind of weird. It works, but makes my screen a little jumpy.

[ChiefGator]

Yeah, that is better.

[Imon Yourside]

U

[FlaChief58]

then

[Imon Yourside]

And sometimes.....

[Rasputin]

still got to wait 20 seconds between post that sucks

[FlaChief58]

the

[ChiefGator]

This is going to save my refresh finger during games.

[Frosty]

Weird. It ignored my posts per page until I manually refreshed it.

[ReynardMuldrake]

It's like a message board/chat room hybrid. I like it.

[FlaChief58]

midgets

[Imon Yourside]

Y........


I

[the Talking Can]

testicles

[Baby Lee]

http://peruiron.com/rnd/Hematite2.jpg

[Imon Yourside]

before

[Bugeater]

rtwyuwuwreywy

[Rasputin]

then


the mother fucking midget monkeys chuck poop next to the wood chucking woodchucker

[AustinChief]

10 seconds may even be a bit fast. depends heavily on length of posts I guess.

[Imon Yourside]

Haz

[Rasputin]

seriously I'm seriously serious

[ChiefGator]

No you aren't.

[Fat Elvis]

true fan here, apparently

[the Talking Can]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/14d167f39b4b3ba38512a929d8b92972/tumblr_mnq6a4Q0d01rt28efo2_r1_500.gif

[Rasputin]

post count

+ Rep

=

win

[ChiefGator]

Why does it SOMETIMES take me to the your message has been posted screen, even though I am using the quick reply all the time?

[Fat Elvis]

wubba

[ChiefGator]

Is that Chewbacca?

[Fat Elvis]

http://25.media.tumblr.com/14d167f39b4b3ba38512a929d8b92972/tumblr_mnq6a4Q0d01rt28efo2_r1_500.gif

qft

[SPchief]

Very cool

[Bugeater]

Why does it SOMETIMES take me to the your message has been posted screen, even though I am using the quick reply all the time?
I get that every once in a while when the server is getting wonky.

[Rasputin]

http://i1260.photobucket.com/albums/ii574/KCTattoo58/02s-xA7XL_zps693cab5a.gif (http://s1260.photobucket.com/user/KCTattoo58/media/02s-xA7XL_zps693cab5a.gif.html)

[Earthling]

Hmmm...Its jumping a lot every time it refreshes and I have to scroll around to see the message I was reading,,,Just me??

[DaFace]

Yeah, it definitely seems a little jumpy.

[Boise_Chief]

Works mobile

[Phobia]

Gonna be good for hits, I'd imagine.

[headsnap]

woah, it's screwing up with the entire board... I can't read a post without it jumping around!

[Earthling]

Yep

[Crush]

w00t

[TLO]

Jumpy, but a pretty cool feature.

Keeps taking me to the ads at the bottom when it refreshes.

[headsnap]

woah, it's screwing up with the entire board... I can't a post without it jumping around!

was doing it in a thread in DC...


FYI

[Bugeater]

your mom

[DaFace]

Gonna be good for hits, I'd imagine.

In theory, it won't. It actually doesn't reload the page and instead just pulls new posts out of the table. Again, in theory, it should be much BETTER for server load.

[Rasputin]

Boom cha ka

[Bearcat]

Hmmm...Its jumping a lot every time it refreshes and I have to scroll around to see the message I was reading,,,Just me??

I'm using Chrome and it's not bad at all... a little jump, but the post I was looking at was still on the screen.

[the Talking Can]

http://31.media.tumblr.com/509ca3975c791eee87fcf37d79396382/tumblr_mkycw1vdsP1rt28efo1_500.gif


lots of cray gifs here:
http://scorpiondagger.tumblr.com/archive

[Bugeater]

post

[Rasputin]

your mom

Are you talking bout Frankies mom?

[AustinChief]

Gonna be good for hits, I'd imagine.

hmm, let me think on that. It depends on how it loads but it could actually KILL us on AD page views if that is never reloaded. Of course, advert page views aren't a huge deal compared to clicks with google ads.

[Earthling]

Seems to work great IF you are on the last post of the page...

[TLO]

Might have to get out the ol laptop and see how it goes. Doesn't seem to be playing well with my phone.

[Bearcat]

And I like it reloading above the OP... nice to get it out of the way, and also a visual bookmark when you're scrolling down to see updates.

[kcxiv]

http://images.ftw.usatoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/devitodancing.gif

NL West has been won

[Rasputin]

http://i1260.photobucket.com/albums/ii574/KCTattoo58/0q2octtVl_zps9f3362a8.gif (http://s1260.photobucket.com/user/KCTattoo58/media/0q2octtVl_zps9f3362a8.gif.html)
ROAR

[ChiefGator]

http://images.ftw.usatoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/devitodancing.gif

NL West has been won

That doesn't happen very often out there does it?

I mean.. the funny little dancing guy. Is that DeVito?

[headsnap]

KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!


Firefox on Mac OS is toast!!!

[Thig Lyfe]

SO HORNY

[DaFace]

OK, I've gotta run so that I can make it home in time for the game, so I'll turn it off for now. You can talk amongst yourselves about whether we should give it a try tonight.

[ChiefGator]

Whore

[kcxiv]

That doesn't happen very often out there does it?

I mean.. the funny little dancing guy. Is that DeVito?

2009 was the last time. And yes Devito

[the Talking Can]

not sure it is ready for prime time, but i like it

[TLO]

So do we vote whether or not to run it during the game?

I vote yes.

[DaneMcCloud]

I'm playing with a plugin that will auto-refresh threads during games. For a few minutes, please post whore to your heart's content in this thread. Thanks.


Are you modulating again or just part of the upgrade process? Either way, thanks!

[Rasputin]

http://i1260.photobucket.com/albums/ii574/KCTattoo58/0eSenNm0s.gif (http://s1260.photobucket.com/user/KCTattoo58/media/0eSenNm0s.gif.html)

[Bugeater]

I think we should try it for the night. If we decide we don't like it we'll just pile a bunch of neg reps on DaFace.

[DaFace]

\\


Are you modulating again or just part of the upgrade process? Either way, thanks!

I'm back as an IT guy. I'm completely done with the mod gig.

[DaneMcCloud]

I'm back as an IT guy. I'm completely done with the mod gig.

Cool, thanks!

[the Talking Can]

I think we should try it for the night. If we decide we don't like it we'll just pile a bunch of neg reps on DaFace.

true, we can just email bob dole every time it does something we don't like

[the Talking Can]

shit, i already miss it

[lewdog]

Daface is sooooooooooooo good looking.

[lewdog]

AIDS...Philly fans have it!

[Rasputin]

http://i1260.photobucket.com/albums/ii574/KCTattoo58/di-6DXI.gif (http://s1260.photobucket.com/user/KCTattoo58/media/di-6DXI.gif.html)

[lewdog]

Where is everyone?

[displacedinMN]

I was hoping something like that would pop up

[Rasputin]

Daface is sooooooooooooo good looking.



Did Daface sneeze?

[AustinChief]

I was hoping something like that would pop up

That's what she said!

[Rasputin]

Where is everyone?


Sup lewdog?


Ready for the game?


I am soooooooooo ready for the game

[JoeyChuckles]

Is this still going?

[lewdog]

I'm ready. Got home a bit ago and friend coming over shortly. Wife will be in the kitchen make the men dinner.

[Earthling]

Say hello to my little friend..

[Frosty]

Some of y'all take post whoring to a whole new level. LMAO

[lewdog]

Some of y'all take post whoring to a whole new level. LMAO

get that post count up.

[lewdog]

this 20 second posting shit is for the birds. Fix that shit first.

[lewdog]

fix it now.

[lewdog]

still not fixed.

[Rasputin]

I'm ready. Got home a bit ago and friend coming over shortly. Wife will be in the kitchen make the men dinner and popping open the tops of cold brew for us.


That's a keeper. Had to fix your post even though I'm on the wagon I can appreciate a good woman.

[cabletech94]

i love lamp!!!

[cabletech94]

i drank 3 beers in 10 minutes.

i might be drunk.

[Imon Yourside]

I hope the mothership lands soon, this rubber human suit is making my skin break out!

[cabletech94]

seems to be working


/nevermind.

[Simply Red]

I'm playing with a plugin that will auto-refresh threads during games. For a few minutes, please post whore to your heart's content in this thread. Thanks.




http://i.imgur.com/B4DwSEH.jpg

[Frosty]

get that post count up.

I know. I'm way behind. :sulk:

[lewdog]

nothing different. just a bunch of assholes being assholes.

[cabletech94]

http://i.imgur.com/B4DwSEH.jpg

/classic simply red........

and i don't even know classic simply red!!!


BOOOOOM!

[BlackHelicopters]

This is beyond Thunderdome

[cabletech94]

thread has lost it's thunder.

bored now.......

entertain me, friends!!!

[cabletech94]

daFace's avatar creeps me out.

mardi gras mask/ped0phile is spooky

[BlackHelicopters]

Zombie apocalypse

[Simply Red]

Big Charlie's got balls.

[BlackHelicopters]

Vodka shots and huffing gold spray paint.

[Strongside]

BIGFATFLOPPYDONKEYDICK.

[Rasputin]

Zombie apocalypse



Blame Florida

[Rasputin]

thread has lost it's thunder.

bored now.......

entertain me, friends!!!



That post smells like teen spirit.

Is KurtCobain aka Joey still banned again?

Or is he in jail for perm ban?

[cabletech94]

That post smells like teen spirit.

Is KurtCobain aka Joey still banned again?

Or is he in jail for perm ban?

he posted on facebook the other night.

i immediately asked him if he was okay/out/ posting on CP again.
nothing but crickets.

dudes a crazy man, i truly wish him the best.

[Iowanian]

The following people are the biggest douchebags on Chiefsplanet

[digger]

1

[Buzz]

The following people are the biggest douchebags on Chiefsplanet


Takes one to know one. ;)

[digger]

cool......

[EyePod]

Balls.

[digger]

Very Nice.

[Strongside]

DaFace was born in his mother's ass.

[digger]

quick and responsive.

[Earthling]

Whut?

[lewdog]

is it working

[lewdog]

I don't think it is.

[lewdog]

Not sure though.

[Strongside]

Jeff Garcia called. I said "Hello". He said "haaaaaay".

[Iowanian]

So Raise another round boys
lets have another glass
be thankful for today
you know it will never last
Let's leave this world a laughing
when our Eulogies are read
may we all get to heaven
before the devil knows we're dead.

[DaFace]

OK, I'm turning it back on for now. We'll give it a little time during the game then decide if we leave it on or not.

[Simply Red]

OK, I'm turning it back on for now. We'll give it a little time during the game then decide if we leave it on or not.

chat works fine.

[BlackHelicopters]

Semen encrusted boxers

[Lzen]

Nevermind you're in a snow globe in a dollar store.

[bevischief]

Then the midgets

[cdcox]

DaFace is back as a mod, awesome!

[RedandGold]

My balls are itchy

[DaFace]

DaFace is back as a mod, awesome!

Nope. I'm staying out of anything that has to do with an individual poster. :)

[Bugeater]

Soooo...what happened with this?

[DaFace]

People bitched, so I caved. Games probably aren't the best guinea pigs. It needs work.

[Bugeater]

Well it's halftime now, get to work on it. :D

[Rasputin]

http://i299.photobucket.com/albums/mm318/crittytn3kids/postwhore.jpg (http://media.photobucket.com/user/crittytn3kids/media/postwhore.jpg.html)

[Rasputin]

I thought this thread was about Frankies mom

[Rasputin]

http://i390.photobucket.com/albums/oo349/gold_4_free/postwhore.png (http://media.photobucket.com/user/gold_4_free/media/postwhore.png.html)

[Rausch]

2 many n00bs...

[Rasputin]

http://i216.photobucket.com/albums/cc312/ctlr600/thPostwhoredance.gif (http://media.photobucket.com/user/ctlr600/media/thPostwhoredance.gif.html)

[Rasputin]

Oh this is how Clay got up to 150,000 post and counting

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f228/K1rb5/1141981077308_thumbnail.jpg (http://media.photobucket.com/user/K1rb5/media/1141981077308_thumbnail.jpg.html)

[007]

Man, how lazy have we become. heh

I'll still use the chat room.

[Rasputin]

2 many n00bs...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v325/bufferkiller/Post%20Whore%20Pics/respect.jpg (http://media.photobucket.com/user/bufferkiller/media/Post%20Whore%20Pics/respect.jpg.html)

[Rausch]

I'll still use the chat room.

For?...

[007]

For?...

for gameday. There is generally at least 15-20 of us in there every game. I can't stand game threads.

[Rausch]

for gameday. There is generally at least 15-20 of us in there every game. I can't stand game threads.

Other than the delay that messes my browser up due to some posters I've had few problems with game threads.

And I should tell you that I know people high up in the ChiefsPlanet area of important stuff relating to people that might talk to the guy that started the site and they all say your penis will shrink BY INCHES if your posts aren't recorded here....

[007]

Other than the delay that messes my browser up due to some posters I've had few problems with game threads.

And I should tell you that I know people high up in the ChiefsPlanet area of important stuff relating to people that might talk to the guy that started the site and they all say your penis will shrink BY INCHES if your posts aren't recorded here....

LMAO

I just prefer the simplicity of the chat room. I already have enough posts on this site anyway. Oh, and you are a slacker in post count bitch.

[Rausch]

LMAO

I just prefer the simplicity of the chat room. I already have enough posts on this site anyway. Oh, and you are a slacker in post count bitch.

Fuck.

I forgot you've already met me...

[007]

****.

I forgot you've already met me...

The day your car broke down. :)

[Rasputin]

http://i1250.photobucket.com/albums/hh536/ShriekingHarpies/Controlling%20Sexuality/3c0b5bc4.jpg (http://media.photobucket.com/user/ShriekingHarpies/media/Controlling%20Sexuality/3c0b5bc4.jpg.html)

[Rausch]

The day your car broke down. :)

That was my whole "Tyler Durden fantasy breakdown weekend."

The party was f'n great.

I mean, I'd suggest less laptops/devices and more shots but that's just me...

[007]

That was my whole "Tyler Durden fantasy breakdown weekend."

The party was f'n great.

I mean, I'd suggest less laptops/devices and more shots but that's just me...

I was surprised how many people brought laptops that weekend. I brought my tablet up for the season opener and it wouldn't even connect to his wifi. My phone could but who wants to follow CP on a friggin phone?

[AussieChiefsFan]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_I2uQkGxIykM/SlWzKVsJQzI/AAAAAAAAFbk/wIGgluyunpQ/s400/post+whore+mcs.jpg

[Rausch]

I was surprised how many people brought laptops that weekend. I brought my tablet up for the season opener and it wouldn't even connect to his wifi. My phone could but who wants to follow CP on a friggin phone?

Uh...why would you need to when 1/2 of CP is there?

[DaFace]

As an update on this, I dug into it a bit more, and there's apparently no way to keep it from jumping to the bottom (most recent post) every time it refreshes, which will undoubtedly be a little obnoxious. That, combined with some interference with our "OP on every page" plugin was causing all the jumping around. Unfortunately, it also can't be fixed.

The guy who wrote the plugin has said he's considering making it a user-selectable option so that people who like it can turn it on and others won't be affected. If that happens, we might give it another go. As it is, though, I think it's not quite ready for prime time for an actual game.

Thanks to all who tested it out!

[Fairplay]

Daface dumb thread again

[Fairplay]

As an update on this, I dug into it a bit more, and there's apparently no way to keep it from jumping to the bottom (most recent post) every time it refreshes, which will undoubtedly be a little obnoxious. That, combined with some interference with our "OP on every page" plugin was causing all the jumping around. Unfortunately, it also can't be fixed.

The guy who wrote the plugin has said he's considering making it a user-selectable option so that people who like it can turn it on and others won't be affected. If that happens, we might give it another go. As it is, though, I think it's not quite ready for prime time for an actual game.

Thanks to all who tested it out!



No problem man