Red dry splotches on face?

[lcarus]

Within the last several weeks or so I've begun getting these red, dry, scaly blotches on my face. Particularly right beside either side of my nose, but not on the nose itself. Just next to it. And right between my eyebrows. I keep my face clean and moisturized, and have never had this issue before. Sometimes it fades away but comes back. Sometimes it gets pretty bad. Sometimes it's mild. Of course I've looked this up on the net but there are a shit ton of different conclusions I could draw from what I've read. My mom works for a dermatologist and suggested I had eczema, so she gave me a lotion called Aveeno with eczema therapy. It helps but then it comes back. I guess I'll have to visit the ol' doc.

And I put this under the category of "funny stuff" because...it's my face...and there's gross stuff on it.

[Hammock Parties]

Sorry about the AIDS

[lcarus]

Sorry about the AIDS

If it's AIDS, I contracted it through CP.

[threebag]

Try Saran Wrap

[lcarus]

Try Saran Wrap

Another day of work like I had today...I might give it a whirl.

[mlyonsd]

No idea but I'd start documenting it by taking pictures and make an appointment with the guy your mom works for.

[threebag]

It's especially important to use plastic wrap if your partner is having her period. Menstrual blood can carry HIV and STDs.

[Mr. Laz]

http://footpainthoughts.files.wordpress.com/2011/02/new-skin-liquid-bandage-739617.jpg

[luv]

Into red wings? It could just be dried blood.

[threebag]

In a pinch you can always use a Subway Sandwich Bag



Eat Fresh

[RealSNR]

Anti-freeze, dude.

Sheesh. It's simple.

[RealSNR]

Into red wings? It could just be dried blood.
Gross.

[KChiefer]

Doc will likely put you on roids, cheater.

[Deberg_1990]

Within the last several weeks or so I've begun getting these red, dry, scaly blotches on my face. Particularly right beside either side of my nose, but not on the nose itself. Just next to it. And right between my eyebrows. I keep my face clean and moisturized, and have never had this issue before. Sometimes it fades away but comes back. Sometimes it gets pretty bad. Sometimes it's mild. Of course I've looked this up on the net but there are a shit ton of different conclusions I could draw from what I've read. My mom works for a dermatologist and suggested I had eczema, so she gave me a lotion called Aveeno with eczema therapy. It helps but then it comes back. I guess I'll have to visit the ol' doc.

And I put this under the category of "funny stuff" because...it's my face...and there's gross stuff on it.

RIP.......

['Hamas' Jenkins]

It's seborrheic dermatitis. Get an appointment with a dermatologist. They will likely give you a prescription for ketoconazole cream and shampoo.

[threebag]

Another day of work like I had today...I might give it a whirl.

Into red wings? It could just be dried blood.

You could dump some Ectoplasm there Slimer

[Rain Man]

No one has suggested leprosy yet? Come on, people.

[QuikSsurfer]

Eczema, Shingles, go see a doctor.

[In58men]

Rosaeca?

[Bambi]

Could be rosacea. I had it when I was younger and the derm can give you pills and cream for it. Certain foods, alcohol, etc you should stay away from.

[Rain Man]

Just to eliminate possibilities, have you been in the vicinity of the Fukushima reactor in Japan recently?

[bowener]

Psoriasis. Get some sun and see a doctor. It is an auto-immune issue... so you could get a parasite and that would clear it up.

[Simply Red]

Coconut Oil from Trader Joes. Also if you rinse with it - it pulls impurities from your gums.

[COchief]

If it's eczema that store bought bullshit won't cut it, you need the prescription lotion but I can't believe anyone that works at a derm would manage to F that up.

/Lives in CO, dry as shit, deal with that crap almost every winter.

Props to Hamas for somehow simultaneously posting the most pompous yet uninformed and ridiculously flat out wrong diagnosis in the history of the planet. That is a scalp condition idiot, the scalp is nowhere near the nose numbnuts.

Just remember just because a bunch of 18 year old college freshmen think you're "super smart dude!" doesn't mean that when you attempt to interact with intelligent adults that you won't get clowned the **** out and shown to be a complete moron.

[In58men]

Try calamine lotion. True story.

[Earthling]

Hopefully you don't have a bunch of beavers making a mess upstream...Check your water.

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Dry, scaly skin sloughs in the nasolabial folds and between the eyebrows are classic symptoms of seborrhoeic dermatitis.

[MotherfuckerJones]

Try a brand new noose

[vailpass]

Dry, scaly skin sloughs in the nasolabial folds and between the eyebrows are classic symptoms of seborrhoeic dermatitis.

Pre-med, pre-law, what's the difference?

[ClevelandBronco]

You're sort of a guy, right? Attempt to get dirty regularly and wash your face once a day in the shower with whatever bar of soap is there. Quit moisturizing, or at the very least never again admit that you do it.

Do you even lift?

[booger]

The condition Hamas is talking about is basically a dandruff/dry scalp issue. It does fall down to the face on the nose eyebrows and even worse if you have a goatee or mustache. I know his because its what i have. I've tried the Rx Nasoral which is the same thing as the ketoconazole but one is the generic. I've only tried the shampoo though. Need to try the cream. Also what helps me is daily allergy preventative pills like clariton. And flonase nasal spray daily. The condition worsens in my case when my allergies are bad. I have pretty decent luck with this buy am not completely happy with it and may give the stuff COchiefs a try. All depends on what I actually have i suppose. But multiple Dr.'s, all Primary care, not Derm have had the same advice

[booger]

I should try a dermatoligist to see if pill form meds work. Kill it before it starts its cycle
What really helps is shaving your head. Honestly I do all the time. But i got these two dumb ass bald spots that piss me off and I can't do a comb over. They are just tiny spots so im like fuck it and buzz it. That and some sunshine on your head keeps it pretty good for the summer.

Unfortunately i had to sell my z28 camero. Being Bald with a goatee and camero got me shot at too much in some of the rough spots I drive to get to work. Just a tad too redneck

[Imon Yourside]

You're sort of a guy, right? Attempt to get dirty regularly and wash your face once a day in the shower with whatever bar of soap is there. Quit moisturizing, or at the very least never again admit that you do it.

Do you even lift?

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LMAO

[booger]

I get these annoying things on my ball sack and ass hairs. It's like the debris of loose ball hairs, butt crack lint, lint from my underwear, mis placed poo, and other odd foreign objects all wind together and form circular like cockle burrs that get stuck in the still rooted in ball sack and ass hairs, intertwangling them in the form of some kind of small net that surrounds my turd cutter. Now when I shit it looks like burnt french fries before the poo hits the water. I need help with this. The weed eater and duct tape leaves me with too much raw skin and taint lacerations

[vailpass]

:harumph:I get these annoying things on my ball sack and ass hairs. It's like the debris of loose ball hairs, butt crack lint, lint from my underwear, mis placed poo, and other odd foreign objects all wind together and form circular like cockle burrs that get stuck in the still rooted in ball sack and ass hairs, intertwangling them in the form of some kind of small net that surrounds my turd cutter. Now when I shit it looks like burnt french fries before the poo hits the water. I need help with this. The weed eater and duct tape leaves me with too much raw skin and taint lacerations

Classic cp post. Deal with this!

[booger]

Maybe SR's coconut oil will help

[booger]

:harumph:

Classic cp post. Deal with this!

bathing at the car wash is getting old. Who knows where that damn foam brush has been

[vailpass]

bathing at the car wash is getting old. Who knows where that damn foam brush has been

@onarollLMAO

[J Diddy]

If it's AIDS, I contracted it through CP.

Well shit. AIDS has evolved into a Computerized Acquired Immune Deficiency Syndrome.

I'm sure I'm screwed. I can say for certain I've touched many the hot spot without protection.

I'm going to die in a CAIDS fire.

[booger]

spot free rinse my ****ing ass!!! I got speckles of shit and hair all over me when i'm done!

[DaneMcCloud]

Just get some Gold Bond Medicated Powder for your "friend" before you go to bed.

This is also good advice for all you teabaggers out there (and old guys whose balls have dropped and are constantly sticking to your legs).

[DaneMcCloud]

spot free rinse my fucking ass!!! I got speckles of shit and all over me when i'm done!

Shave your ass and ring.

Problem solved.

[vailpass]

Shave your ass and ring.

Problem solved.

Itches like hell when it grows back

[J Diddy]

I get these annoying things on my ball sack and ass hairs. It's like the debris of loose ball hairs, butt crack lint, lint from my underwear, mis placed poo, and other odd foreign objects all wind together and form circular like cockle burrs that get stuck in the still rooted in ball sack and ass hairs, intertwangling them in the form of some kind of small net that surrounds my turd cutter. Now when I shit it looks like burnt french fries before the poo hits the water. I need help with this. The weed eater and duct tape leaves me with too much raw skin and taint lacerations

I have a few suggestions: first after every poo, run bath water and sort of float around in it; or you can try hooking a hose up to the fire hydrant and cranking that up full blast; however, I myself, just use toilet paper until it quits being brown.

[booger]

Shave your ass and ring.

Problem solved.

I trim it with the scissors and trimmer when I buzz off the bush fro LMAO
then I throw it on the deck and the birds pick it up to make nests. I do my part for our earths creatures

[booger]

Gold bond is damn good ball sac and ass powder

[booger]

I have a few suggestions: first after every poo, run bath water and sort of float around in it; or you can try hooking a hose up to the fire hydrant and cranking that up full blast; however, I myself, just use toilet paper until it quits being brown.

did that for a month butt the water bill was outrageous

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Shave your ass and ring.

Problem solved.

My guts have a tendency to cause creamy stools that require a pressure washer to properly eliminate. I can tell you from good experience that shaving your asshole is among the worst things a human being can do to themselves.

You are honestly better off ripping your taint hair out by hand than shaving your asshole.

[J Diddy]

My guts have a tendency to cause creamy stools that require a pressure washer to properly eliminate. I can tell you from good experience that shaving your asshole is among the worst things a human being can do to themselves.

You are honestly better off ripping your taint hair out by hand than shaving your asshole.

lmao

Sounds like I'll just eat more fiber and leave the taint to it's own devices.

[vailpass]

My guts have a tendency to cause creamy stools that require a pressure washer to properly eliminate. I can tell you from good experience that shaving your asshole is among the worst things a human being can do to themselves.

You are honestly better off ripping your taint hair out by hand than shaving your asshole.

You don't do it yourself. There's a service for that.

[J Diddy]

You don't do it yourself. There's a service for that.

Well it is certainly one my barber doesn't offer.

[RINGLEADER]

It's seborrheic dermatitis. Get an appointment with a dermatologist. They will likely give you a prescription for ketoconazole cream and shampoo.

Sounds like some kind of dermatitis...I had something like it once and the med cream they gave me made it go away in a couple weeks. It came back once or twice, but same routine. Mostly happens when the seasons change for me...

[DaneMcCloud]

You don't do it yourself. There's a service for that.

Exactomundo

[vailpass]

Well it is certainly one my barber doesn't offer.

Hah! Place where I get my hands and feet done also does"male Brazilians". They don't leave you bald up top, only trimmed. But they do the under carriage. Girls out here kind of expect you to be trimmed, just like we expect them to be.

[booger]

I gotta try some of that gorilla tape

[booger]

How the hell you get hairs to stop growing up the bean stalk shaft and how do you remove em?

[booger]

I was thinking of inventing my own electrolysis hair remover machine by taking one end of jumper cables clamps and replacing them with straight irons from the beauty salon. I got to talk to jasonsauto. Could do just a few hairs at a time. Don't know how I would ground it and I ain't getting my nipples pierced to see if that works. I don't know shit about science

[vailpass]

How the hell you get hairs to stop growing up the bean stalk shaft and how do you remove em?

They put a cream on it, then wrap it with a sort of tape. Pulls it out by the roots, doesn't even hurt that bad. After a while, you go back. Mean time you're clean and mean.

[booger]

They put a cream on it, then wrap it with a sort of tape. Pulls it out by the roots, doesn't even hurt that bad. After a while, you go back. Mean time you're clean and mean.

Sounds like them weiner winks they fed us in junior high. A hot dog wrapped in half a grill cheese sandwich with a tooth pick to hold it all together

[ghak99]

My guts have a tendency to cause creamy stools that require a pressure washer to properly eliminate. I can tell you from good experience that shaving your asshole is among the worst things a human being can do to themselves.

You are honestly better off ripping your taint hair out by hand than shaving your asshole.

ROFL

This place never quits.

[Fish]

Apply boar semen directly to the infected area.

[lcarus]

You're sort of a guy, right? Attempt to get dirty regularly and wash your face once a day in the shower with whatever bar of soap is there. Quit moisturizing, or at the very least never again admit that you do it.

Do you even lift?

I had sex with your wife.

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

Thanks for making the rest of us look better.

[BlackHelicopters]

Doc will likely put you on roids, cheater.

Prednisone.

[BlackHelicopters]

Try getting a facial in the Chiefs rep whore threads.

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Mom works for a dermatologist but comes to CP for advice !!! ROFL :shake:

[bevischief]

Antibiotics.

[BlackHelicopters]

Red wings? Nice!

[ChiTown]

Stop sucking dick.

[KCUnited]

It's seborrheic dermatitis. Get an appointment with a dermatologist. They will likely give you a prescription for ketoconazole cream and shampoo.

This. Your doctor should prescribe you Clotrimazole and Betamethasone Dipropionate cream. It will clear it up within a couple applications.

[mdchiefsfan]

Mom works for a dermatologist but comes to CP for advice !!! ROFL :shake:

ROFL

[In58men]

Go to www.webmd.com and tell me that doesn't scare the shit out of you.

[BigMeatballDave]

I have psoriasis. That shit sucks ass.

[Rausch]

They put a cream on it, then wrap it with a sort of tape. Pulls it out by the roots, doesn't even hurt that bad.

Until you realize you could have just taken out the trash and she'd have still slobbered it...

[Dayze]

Prayers sent

[Dayze]

Go to www.webmd.com and tell me that doesn't scare the shit out of you.

LMAO
Reminds me of a bit Kathleen Madigan has in her set where she says she doesn't go to web MD anymore because last time she did, she was 90% sure she had ankle cancer

[RealSNR]

Antibiotics.

You misspelled "freeze"

[Fairplay]

So did he die yet

[Rausch]

LMAO
Reminds me of a bit Kathleen Madigan has in her set where she says she doesn't go to web MD anymore because last time she did, she was 90% sure she had ankle cancer

I've never watched one of her sets but all my lesbian friends (I have 2) love her stuff...

[Rausch]

So did he die yet

Nothing EVER ends quickly in the life of a Chiefs fan...

[ClevelandBronco]

I had sex with your wife.

News to me. I didn't know she was a lesbian.

[Rausch]

News to me. I didn't know she was a lesbian.

Depends on your modern definition of........sex.

And sex.

[J Diddy]

Apply boar semen directly to the infected area.

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[Mr. Laz]

well,well ... this thread has certainly taken a turn.

[Fairplay]

News to me. I didn't know she was a lesbian.

ROFL

[BlackHelicopters]

Now I WANT to hear the real diagnosis

[58-4ever]

Stop sucking dick.

this is generally good advice no matter what the situation... unless it's keeping you alive in prison or something like that I guess...

[58-4ever]

It could be the Blue Waffle disease (google at own risk)

[lcarus]

Mom works for a dermatologist but comes to CP for advice !!! ROFL :shake:

She just tells me to come in if it gets worse or persists. It's pretty mild. Actually, right now it's not even really there. It'll go away for a few days and then somehow get aggravated and come back. I'm glad I asked on here though because someone sent me a message with some advice that I need to try. Might save me a few bucks if it works.

[lcarus]

Now I WANT to hear the real diagnosis

Looking at google images, it seems to resemble rosacea. It doesn't look like eczema.

Also, for anyone else wanting to give me a "CP diagnosis", when its at its worst, it doesn't really itch, burn, or sting at all. It's just dry, red, and sometimes gets a bit flaky.

[lcarus]

News to me. I didn't know she was a lesbian.

Oh she is. We scissored until the sun came up.

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[Simply Red]

I'm certainly not a doctor - however one last suggestion is that you go to walgreens and grab some Udderly SMOOth unscented - try it thick @ night - you'll get clogged pores - but worry about that after ridding yourself of this irritation.

[threebag]

It's just dry, red, and sometimes gets a bit flaky.

Fuck you've got Bob Dole

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

She just tells me to come in if it gets worse or persists. It's pretty mild. Actually, right now it's not even really there. It'll go away for a few days and then somehow get aggravated and come back. I'm glad I asked on here though because someone sent me a message with some advice that I need to try. Might save me a few bucks if it works.

Well, here's some more advice. The next time you get semen sprayed all over your face you need to wash it off instead of just letting it dry on there.

Believe me, I KNOW !!!!

[bevischief]

You have aids.