I got the flu shot now I feel sick.

[Demonpenz]

Has this happened to anyone?

[loochy]

YES THE FLU SHOT MAKES YOU SICK BECAUSE IT INJECTS REAL FLU INTO YOU AND NOW YOU WILL BE AUTISTIC AND THE GOVERNMENT CAN TRACK YOU AND TAKE YOUR MONEY

[loochy]

BIG GOVERNMENT CORPORATIONS AND MEDICINE OBAMACARE

[TribalElder]

lol.. why do people get the flu shot?

I never understood that

take your chances instead of getting it directly injected in to your system

[Demonpenz]

I am already autistic...you can tell by my sweet m.s. paint threads.

[WilliamTheIrish]

lol.. why do people get the flu shot?

I never understood that

take your chances instead of getting it directly injected in to your system

If you work in a hospital, it's mandatory. Or, you get to wear a mask. All. Damn. Day.

[loochy]

lol.. why do people get the flu shot?

I never understood that

take your chances instead of getting it directly injected in to your system

because it keeps you from getting those particular strains of flu....wtf?

[Fairplay]

If you die bequeath your chiefs football stuff to me

[loochy]

I PREFER TO LET MY IMMUNE SYSTEM WORK AND NOT GET A FLU SHOT

[Demonpenz]

If you die bequeath your chiefs football stuff to me

I do have a Denaley Jersey, but it is reserved for Kosher Guru.

[cosmo20002]

YES THE FLU SHOT MAKES YOU SICK BECAUSE IT INJECTS REAL FLU INTO YOU AND NOW YOU WILL BE AUTISTIC AND THE GOVERNMENT CAN TRACK YOU AND TAKE YOUR MONEY

ROFL

[TambaBerry]

I PREFER TO LET MY IMMUNE SYSTEM WORK AND NOT GET A FLU SHOT

lmao you do realize when you get the shot, it is a weaker version of that flu. Your body then fights to kill it off in turn making antibodies so in the future you will never ever get that particular strain of flu again.

[JimNasium]

lol.. why do people get the flu shot?

I never understood that

take your chances instead of getting it directly injected in to your system

You can lead a horse to disease prevention....

[Rausch]

I PREFER TO LET MY IMMUNE SYSTEM WORK AND NOT GET A FLU SHOT

I do this with less caps...

[wazu]

Just imagine how sick you'd be if they hadn't given you the shot.

[loochy]

lmao you do realize when you get the shot, it is a weaker version of that flu. Your body then fights to kill it off in turn making antibodies so in the future you will never ever get that particular strain of flu again.

I absolutely realize that. That's why I typed in all caps - I was making fun of the idiots that think and say things like that.

[TambaBerry]

I absolutely realize that. That's why I typed in all caps - I was making fun of the idiots that think and say things like that.

oh ok, sorry then. I suck at sarcasm on the internet.

[Canofbier]

lol.. why do people get the flu shot?

I never understood that

take your chances instead of getting it directly injected in to your system

If you're not kidding, you're the worst.

[MTG#10]

Ive never had a flu shot, and have only had the flu 3 times in my 34 years on this earth. I'll take my chances.

[2112]

Dumbass

[notorious]

Take two doses of antifreeze and call the coroner in the morning.

[DaneMcCloud]

Has this happened to anyone?

It's not the virus that's making you sick, it's what the virus is wrapped in so that it can be injected into your blood stream that's causing problems.

Next time, ask for the oral spray. No sickness.

[2112]

I've had the flu once in my entire life. the reason? Kids! Kids are the bubonic plague carrying anti christ!

[Fairplay]

I do have a Denaley Jersey, but it is reserved for Kosher Guru.



That's cool, Guru is practically like my best friend on here.


Me and Guru already agreed that next time we were together we were going to do a blood brothers pact where we cut our fingers and shake on it like the Indians did back when they were Indians.

[big nasty kcnut]

I haven't got the shot since childhood. I get colds but not the flu thank god.

[TheUte]

I have had 3 flu shots and very Mother F'ing time I get the flu and never other that those times.

[Imon Yourside]

lol.. why do people get the flu shot?

I never understood that

take your chances instead of getting it directly injected in to your system

Yup, this.

[lewdog]

lol.. why do people get the flu shot?

I never understood that

take your chances instead of getting it directly injected in to your system

Yup, this.

Looks like two tards here should probably enroll in a microbiology class.

[Prison Bitch]

Got it one time, promptly leveled for a week by worst flu ever. You know, wearing long johns because I was freezing and yet poring sweat thru it. Haven't had the flu past 15 years without it

[ThaVirus]

Ive never had a flu shot, and have only had the flu 3 times in my 34 years on this earth. I'll take my chances.

24 and I'm not sure I've ever had it.

I've had what I always thought were colds but I guess they could have been the flu. I've never had anything that had me bedridden.

[MTG#10]

24 and I'm not sure I've ever had it.

I've had what I always thought were colds but I guess they could have been the flu. I've never had anything that had me bedridden.

Then you've never had the flu. True influenza will make you firmly believe you are going to die.

[CoMoChief]

The flu shot gives you the flu.
good luck.

[Brock]

The flu shot gives you the flu.
good luck.

ROFL

[loochy]

The flu shot gives you the flu.
good luck.

Sigh

[ThaVirus]

Then you've never had the flu. True influenza will make you firmly believe you are going to die.

Dang. My immune system must be something like Wolverine's.

[DeezNutz]

Are you sick from the dick or is it the flu?

[Miles]

The last time I can recall getting the flu was 15+ years ago. Last year I got a flu shot because of concerns that people with young kids were bringing the stuff to work.

[Nightfyre]

The flu shot will provoke an immune response, which often creates symptoms. The flu shot will not give you the flu.

http://www.cdc.gov/flu/protect/keyfacts.htm
Can the flu vaccine give me the flu?
No, a flu vaccine cannot cause flu illness. Flu vaccines that are administered with a needle are currently made in two ways: the vaccine is made either with a) flu vaccine viruses that have been ‘inactivated’ and are therefore not infectious, or b) with no flu vaccine viruses at all (which is the case for recombinant influenza vaccine). The nasal spray flu vaccine does contain live viruses. However, the viruses are attenuated (weakened), and therefore cannot cause flu illness. The weakened viruses are cold-adapted, which means they are designed to only cause infection at the cooler temperatures found within the nose. The viruses cannot infect the lungs or other areas where warmer temperatures exist.

[NewChief]

You're probably autistic now.

[Demonpenz]

You're probably autistic now.


I'm riding the short bus with diapers.

[Imon Yourside]

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http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2011/12/14/study-shows-vitamin-d-cuts-flu-by-nearly-50.aspx

[Consistent1]

I am already autistic...you can tell by my sweet m.s. paint threads.

Those were the days, you would crack me up. What was that Longhorns board where they made all that crap? It was awesome.

[Munson]

I've never had the flu shot.

And the last time I had the flu was in the late 80's or early 90's, when I was still in elementary school.

[bevischief]

Looks like two tards here should probably enroll in a microbiology class.

ROFL

[bevischief]

YouTube go watch
The Exploding Autoimmune Epidemic by Dr Trent watch it.
Dr Mary's Monkey watch it.

[Stewie]

My previous company offered the flu shot for free. I took it for several years and didn't turn into a zombie, nor did any of my coworkers or their offspring.

When most people think they have the flu, they don't. It's some other minor ailment. When you get the flu it will knock your ass to the ground for a week.

[TambaBerry]

I had the flu earlier this year and was bed ridden for 5 days with a fever all day every day. The real flu sucks

[bevischief]

Go get typhoid and Yellow fever the same day and see if you don't run a fever all weekend. I was sicker in the military when I had to get the shots. Since I can count on one hand I have had to see a doctor or been sick.

[TribalElder]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/duty_calls.png

[Johnny Vegas]

30 years old and never got the shot and haven't had the flu in over 15+ years. I would say I never had the flu but I think that can't be right.

[loochy]

Don't drink and drive? That's rubbish. I've driven drunk for the last 20 years and I haven't died yet. Therefore nobody can benefit from not drinking and driving.

[Johnny Vegas]

Don't drink and drive? That's rubbish. I've driven drunk for the last 20 years and I haven't died yet. Therefore nobody can benefit from not drinking and driving.

apples and oranges

[CrazyPhuD]

They reused the needle and gave you teh AIDS....RIP....

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

IT's like adding an extra quart of oil to your car's engine. You're going to blow a gasket. Slice a wrist and count to 25

[loochy]

I heard that Assad wants to use flu shots against his own people. It's worse than sarin gas.

[BlackHelicopters]

Balls deep on the flu shot.

[Mav]

lol.. why do people get the flu shot?

I never understood that

take your chances instead of getting it directly injected in to your system

Never had a choice in the military.....

But, now I don't get it, and haven't been sick in a few years.....

[Nightfyre]

Someday, when you really get the flu, you will understand why people get flu shots. I got it once in College and a week of my life disappeared into fever dreams. I went in and got tested for the flu and my blood sample turned before the control did.

[CrazyPhuD]

Balls deep on the flu shot.

You get the flu shot in the balls? Doesn't that cause swelling????:hmmm:

[hometeam]

Has this happened to anyone?

This is how a flu shot works.

[Demonpenz]

This is how a flu shot works.

I think it is weird that the thing that is supposed to make me feel good has me feeling like shit. barely made it to the Royals game tonight.

[Kaepernick]

"Recent studies have shown that the flu vaccine as a whole is only about 59 percent effective at preventing the illness. NRP pointed out that the vaccine appears to be less effective for the elderly, which is a population often highly encouraged to receive the shot in the first place."

"Another reason someone might contract the flu even after receiving vaccination is if the strain they were infected with wasn’t included in the vaccine in the first place. "

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2013/01/10/did-you-a-flu-shot-and-still-came-down-with-the-flu-heres-why/

[Dayze]

YES THE FLU SHOT MAKES YOU SICK BECAUSE IT INJECTS REAL FLU INTO YOU AND NOW YOU WILL BE AUTISTIC AND THE GOVERNMENT CAN TRACK YOU AND TAKE YOUR MONEY

LMAO

[Dayze]

I think it is weird that the thing that is supposed to make me feel good has me feeling like shit. barely made it to the Royals game tonight.

I wonder what kind of a bug I had then. I could barely make it through a Royals game

[Tangeuray]

Relevant:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wGbjKpvKzGc