Royals vs Rangers - September 22

[Mama Hip Rockets]

Last home game of the year. Let's go.

[cosmo20002]

Safe to say this is a must win? I think they all are now.

[Mama Hip Rockets]

Last home game of the year.

Until the playoffs, that is.

[Mama Hip Rockets]

Safe to say this is a must win? I think they all are now.

Yeah, pretty much.

[siberian khatru]

Six-pitch first inning for Royals hitters?

[KCUnited]

In. Do or die KC.

[TLO]

In.

[Mama Hip Rockets]

Maxwell with a spectacular diving catch.

[BlackHelicopters]

In. Gotta win them all and hope for a miracle.

[ChiefsCountry]

After listening to the Rangers crew last night, I'm glad to hear Hud again.

[BlackHelicopters]

After listening to the Rangers crew last night, I'm glad to hear Hud again.

Glad to hear Hud.words that have never been uttered in the history of mankind.

[siberian khatru]

This was the wrong weekend for the Royals offense to go into cryogenic sleep.

[TLO]

I'm @ work. Can I get a score update?

[Anyong Bluth]

0 0

[Demonpenz]

Sticking a fork in an electrical outlet...smarter than trying to steal on Salvador Perez

[Prison Bitch]

I'm @ work. Can I get a score update?

Billy erased Hosmer lead off walk in the 4th with......you guessed it......

[Mama Hip Rockets]

This was the wrong weekend for the Royals offense to go into cryogenic sleep.

It's especially frustrating because they've pitched so well against Texas. When you shut down the Rangers offense like this, you should win.

[KCUnited]

Great 3-2 pitch by Shields.

[Mama Hip Rockets]

James Shields is such a badass.

[CHENZ A!]

C'mon, bats. Wake the fuck up.

[Prison Bitch]

Country fatass gidp on a 3-1 count in the 4th. Now in te 7th he chops a 2-0 pitch to SS

I hate this pos with a white hot fire right now

[Demonpenz]

Can we pinch hit for Maxwell...shit pile....

[baitism]

I guess the Royals gave up after last night.

[Prison Bitch]

1 run in the last 17 innings

[TLO]

Come on Boner. :(

[KCUnited]

Too far in front of the base.

[TLO]

Throw was there. Boner with a shitty tag.

[TLO]

YOU DON'T RUN ON ALEX GORDON BITCHES!

[KCUnited]

YEAH! Dumb mutherfucker for trying that.

[TLO]

Let's go Royals! Clap clap clapclapclap.

[TLO]

Time for a stike out by Gordo. I'm calling my shot.

:D

[Demonpenz]

damn Rios is a fucking buttsteak.

[KChiefs1]

Wish the Royals had some clutch hitters.

[Dartgod]

Not even close. Fuck you, ump.

[TLO]

Um, that wasn't even close to being a strike.

[TLO]

Here comes Tiny Tim

[KCUnited]

Collins fist bumping the bullpen cop, that's playoff baseball.

[BlackHelicopters]

Still 0-0?

[KCUnited]

Likely due to him being a midget, but Collins has the most exciting strikeouts.

[siberian khatru]

Hosmer leadoff double. Let's get this run home, Royals

[Demonpenz]

Here comes the Lame-acutioner

[Dartgod]

Paging Dr. Filthy McNasty...

Errr, wait...

[KCUnited]

Stud ab by Hos.

[Demonpenz]

Paging Dr. Filthy McNasty...

Errr, wait...

LMAO only good thing about those shit teams.

[Dartgod]

Wow, this is weird. I want him to do good, but not right now.

[siberian khatru]

Assume they'll walk Butler.

Surely Ned wouldn't bunt Salvy

[LoneWolf]

Prison Bitch will hang himself if Billy knocks Hos in.

Never mind, intentional walk because Billy is so scary.

[KCUnited]

Monty calling this game like a fan. Hyped.

[Demonpenz]

I would have pitched to bill. He has sucked as of late.

[Dartgod]

Come on, Salvy!

[gblowfish]

Everybody safe. Just need a fly ball now...

[Mama Hip Rockets]

Bases loaded, no outs. Can they score?

[tk13]

Wow. I was about to post that PR Getz for Butler was a stupid move because the run didn't matter.

I've changed my mind. LMAO

[lewdog]

Drive the mother fucking ball!

[siberian khatru]

Let's see how they screw this up

[gblowfish]

Mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooose.....

[BlackHelicopters]

Come on, man.

[BlackHelicopters]

Moose!

[gblowfish]

Bad AB.

[Dartgod]

Moose. :shake:

[lewdog]

I said....drive the fucking ball!

[gblowfish]

Kotaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaras.....

[Mama Hip Rockets]

Man, Moustakas is terrible. How does he only get 10% of the hate Butler does on this forum when he is 1000 times worse than him?

[siberian khatru]

The patented popup to 3B. What a fucking POS he is.

[KCUnited]

Fuck you and you're entire DNA, Moose.

[ChiefsCountry]

Walk or home run here.
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[lewdog]

Man, Moustakas is terrible. How does he only get 10% of the hate Butler does on this forum when he is 1000 times worse than him?

He's only slightly fat.

[Demonpenz]

Kattarous at-bats are delivered like Steven Wright punchlines.

[Pablo]

Fuck you moose.

[Pablo]

Just Fuck. Fuck Fuck Fuck.

[lewdog]

we are really going to fuck this up aren't we! Jesus.

[Mama Hip Rockets]

Uh, why didn't they take the easy double play there?

[Dartgod]

We're gonna fuck this up. Unbelievable.

[siberian khatru]

Motherfucking shit

[lewdog]

We needed a fucking sac fly and we couldn't do it.

[BlackHelicopters]

Horrid

[Dartgod]

Bases loaded, nobody out, season on the line. Recipe for disaster with this team.

[KevB]

When's the last time George had an AB?

[-King-]

This fucking team! Can't hit a sac fly? Really?

[BigMeatballDave]

Really? 2 guys couldn't hit a fucking fly ball?

[lewdog]

I bet we go out looking here.

[-King-]

JUSTIN FUCKING MAXWELL!!!!!!

[lewdog]

Holy shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[tk13]

GRAND SLAM!!!! HOLY CRAP!

[WhawhaWhat]

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Mama Hip Rockets]

YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[gblowfish]

Chrushed.
Good nite now....

[Dartgod]

Maxwell!!! Fuck yeah!!!!!

[tk13]

That ball was destroyed.

[lewdog]

Incredible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Pablo]

That was fucking awesome!

[-King-]

JUSTIN GOD DAMN MAXWELL!!!!

[Nightfyre]

LITERAL GOOSEBUMPS!

[KCUnited]

Holy fucking shit!!!!

[siberian khatru]

HOLY MOTHERFUCKING SHIT

A WALK-OFF GRAND SLAM

[Dartgod]

Well, I can't think of a better way to end the final home game of the year.

[lewdog]

OMG no way that just happened!

[BlackHelicopters]

In fucking believable

[siberian khatru]

Now THAT'S how you win your last home game of the season!

Standing ovation for this team. Give it up for them.

[BigMeatballDave]

Wow

[Al Bundy]

Wow.

[Demonpenz]

mother of God.

[gblowfish]

The Silver Hammer baby....

[BlackHelicopters]

Is this a dream?

[SAUTO]

Wow
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[-King-]

Well, I can't think of a better way to end the final home game of the year.

No shit man. Wow. That's how you turn the lights off at the stadium right.

[petegz28]

HOLY SHIT!!!!

[SCTrojan]

OMFG. Got a little tear in my eyes.

[BlackHelicopters]

Wow. Just wow. My heart.

[Demonpenz]

Tale of the tape....480 feet.

[Dartgod]

Was that epic belly dance guy??

[BlackHelicopters]

Still relevant with 7 to play.

[KCUnited]

Nobody is leaving. Awesome.

[BlackHelicopters]

480 feet. Holy chit.

[lewdog]

Was that epic belly dance guy??

haha yup!!!

[KC native]

woooooooo Chiefs doing good and royals being relevant in September wooooooooooooo

[big nasty kcnut]

BOOOM! maxwell with the hammer of god.

[ReynardMuldrake]

Oh my god.

[lewdog]

Tale of the tape....480 feet.

Um....serious?!

[tk13]

Was it really 480? I'm pretty sure that's the longest HR by a Royal at the K ever. Bo Jackson once hit one 475.

That ball was destroyed though, I didn't even see where it landed.

[BlackHelicopters]

Fans don't know what to do.

[Coach]

OUR TIME, BITCHES!

[KevB]

Been a long time since the Royals gave me chills, that was amazing

[Demonpenz]

Someone working at the Christian Athletes fellowship got nervous as hell when that ball was hit. #Royals

[BigMeatballDave]

SOMEONE TELL TWITTER WHORE THAT THE ROYALS HAVE A BETTER RECORD THAN THE ORIOLES!

[gblowfish]

Maxwell got slimed, and slimed, and slimed and slimed..... a quadruple slime!

[Demonpenz]

Was that epic belly dance guy??

Yes that was. He has been every game.

[Demonpenz]

I am kidding about the tale of the tape. Probably around 420.

[Strongside]

that was just incredible.

[Anyong Bluth]

Soria for team MVP!

[lewdog]

SOMEONE TELL TWITTER WHORE THAT THE ROYALS HAVE A BETTER RECORD THAN THE ORIOLES!

We play in a worse division though, bro!

Get your facts straight before twitter bitch owns you with stupid facts.

[lewdog]

I am kidding about the tale of the tape. Probably around 420.

Online I couldn't see where it even laded but 480 would have been nuts.

[ReynardMuldrake]

What does that do to Soria's ERA?

[Shogun]

Thank You Soria, I always loved you

[BlackHelicopters]

JIMP Multiple times

[Nightfyre]

Goldberg; "I didn't know you guys had that many coolers"
Maxwell: "We gotta hydrate."

LMAO

[stonedstooge]

WHAT A SHOT

[gblowfish]

That wasn't on Soria, that was Maxwell with a tough AB. He torched that ball, a no doubter.

[Anyong Bluth]

That is one hell of a send off for the home crowd, and you couldn't make up a better way to close out the final game at home for the season!

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/09/23/avu3uvy6.jpg

[tk13]

Justin Maxwell on MLB Network now.

[-King-]

So...I'm on about my 25th time watching that grand slam...

[Strongside]

That made my eyes a bit watery. 28 years old...never seen the K look like that for a Royals game.

[KCUnited]

Fuck Neosporin, I'm lathering in Betadine for this fap.

[tk13]

I'll give Ned credit too, if he didn't PR Getz, Maxwell never gets to hit and they're still playing.

[BlackHelicopters]

MOAR Royals Jism

[Anyong Bluth]

This goddamn team deserves to make the postseason. Absolutely will feel terrible if they miss out in spite of overcoming Yost's blundering!

[-King-]

I'll give Ned credit too, if he didn't PR Getz, Maxwell never gets to hit and they're still playing.

Yeah, I don't know why people questioned the move.

[Dartgod]

This goddamn team deserves to make the postseason. Absolutely will feel terrible if they miss out in spite of overcoming Yost's blundering!

Once again, the month of May can suck my nuts.

[KCUnited]

I just bought a fucking Light Angel I'm so happy.

[Reaper16]

I'm still loaded up with adrenaline. Wowowowow.

[BlackHelicopters]

Yeah, I don't know why people questioned the move.

LMAO

[lewdog]

I just bought a fucking Light Angel I'm so happy.

Please aware me of what that is so I know how to proceed with making fun of you.

[gblowfish]

I'm going to go Fap to Jan the Toyota Chick now....excuse me....

[CHENZ A!]

Proud to be a Royals fan today.. Can't remember feeling this way too many times in my life.

[Strongside]

What a good time to be a KC sports fan. Feels great.

[KCUnited]

Please aware me of what that is so I know how to proceed with making fun of you.

It was an infomercial they just showed after the game. 30 day money back!!!! Maxwell!!!

[Mama Hip Rockets]

Son of a bitch. The Rangers get the Astros next, and the Indians get the White Sox. Why? WHY!?!?!

[lewdog]

It was an infomercial they just showed after the game. 30 day money back!!!! Maxwell!!!

It seems I no longer need to make fun of you with a post like this.

Carry on.

[Deberg_1990]

Son of a bitch. The Rangers get the Astros next, and the Indians get the White Sox. Why? WHY!?!?!

Great win, but the reality is 8-20 May killed this team. Highly doubtful they catch Cleveland. Just not enough time left.

[BlackHelicopters]

I'm going to go Fap to Jan the Toyota Chick now....excuse me....

:drool:

[SnakeXJones]

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2013_09_22_texmlb_kcamlb_1&mode=video&content_id=30854387&tcid=vpp_copy_30854387

[mr. tegu]

Great win, but the reality is 8-20 May killed this team. Highly doubtful they catch Cleveland. Just not enough time left.

Losing 7 in a row in August was worst, especially considering who some of those were to.

[Deberg_1990]

Losing 7 in a row in August was worst, especially considering who some of those were to.

yep, that too.

[SPchief]

Holy shit that was a fun game to be at!

[eazyb81]

Great win, but the reality is 8-20 May killed this team. Highly doubtful they catch Cleveland. Just not enough time left.


Yep. Enjoy the win today but we really needed Cleveland and Tampa to fall apart and they aren't complying. Cleveland will waltz into a wild card spot with their remaining schedule, and Tampa is back to playing good ball.

Great year but playoffs aren't in the cards for us.

[boogblaster]

hope they are winning ... been watching them this year for first time in years ...

[BlackHelicopters]

hope they are winning ... been watching them this year for first time in years ...

They won.

[kstater]

That was reallly fun to be at. Crowd was electric. I have no clue where that ball landed, but it was absolutely crushed.

[kstater]

Though I have no idea of the reasoning for putting Kottaras in the game in that situation.

[kstater]

And not that it matters because he wouldn't have gone to the 10th but why did Ogando get pulled? Was strAight dealing and only had 75 pitches

[Bowser]

And not that it matters because he wouldn't have gone to the 10th but why did Ogando get pulled? Was strAight dealing and only had 75 pitches

They said something on the radio about the Rangers having him on a strict pitch count. Glad they know what they're doing.

[Prison Bitch]

Prison Bitch will hang himself if Billy knocks Hos in.

Never mind, intentional walk because Billy is so scary.

They weren't scared, dude. Ha ha! They were setting up the gidp

[Prison Bitch]

Can we pinch hit for Maxwell...shit pile....

Yost disagreed.

[cabletech94]

been gone all day. just read through all of the posts.


i love each and everyone of you. even you, prison bitch. ;)

[chiefsfan987]

Can we pinch hit for Maxwell...shit pile....

:LOL:

[CaliforniaChief]

Sorry I missed out on being here, but I got every dollar out of the $3.99 I spent yesterday on MLB.tv. Wow, that was electric!

That was a moment that, barring dementia or head trauma, I will never forget in my lifetime. It was one of the most majestic home runs I've ever seen, and to see Maxwell throw his hands in the air was just awesome.

I'll admit, there were a few tears forming on that one. And once again, this team picks itself off the mat and fights to win another one.

Oh yeah, and James Shields was unbelievable. To pitch through that injury and to duel Ogando like that was the epitome of Big Game. Well done. Now let's go to Seattle and sweep those worthless pricks. Oh yeah, we're coming for YOU Ibanez.

[Archie F. Swin]

So...that deadline trade is lookin pretty legit.

[Archie F. Swin]

where did that ball land?

[BlackHelicopters]

been gone all day. just read through all of the posts.


i love each and everyone of you. even you, prison bitch. ;)

No homo.

[Demonpenz]

:LOL:

crow is delicious. Great at-bat by Maxwell.

[Demonpenz]

where did that ball land?

right into the hall of fame door

[BlackHelicopters]

Party on Wayne. Party on Garth.