Raiders unveil new mascot

[Urc Burry]

Oh god.

'Raider Rusher'
http://i40.tinypic.com/33loz7m.jpg
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/23789731/raiders-unveiling-ridiculous-new-raider-rusher-mascot

[notorious]

ROFL

[gblowfish]

"Reviel?"

[Bugeater]

Why isn't he standing in a puddle of sewage?

[keg in kc]

Holy shit. LMAO

[chiefqueen]

Ok, where is he hiding his weapons?

[gblowfish]

That mascot is nothing but a head and an ass.
Style points for appropriateness...

[Stad]

ROFL fucking joke of a franchise.

[007]

What the hell is that?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RV7Qz640OeM

[Urc Burry]

"Reviel?"

Shit I don't know what I was thinking haha

[Nightfyre]

They should re-veil this mascot and try again. LMAO

[R8RFAN]

OMG

[BryanBusby]

what the fuck lol

[Brock]

They're going to love that thing in the Ass Hole.

[notorious]

OMG

........ROFL

[displacedinMN]

In the neighborhood of

https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTDU3bxTA5Ofj9Euyx4VSaOawl2O7gG7sti_Hr06tJDY6yDOgFcNw

[Ebolapox]

ROFL

what the hell is that?!?

[LoneWolf]

I'm sure he runs the fastest 40 of all the mascots.

[R8RFAN]

He won't last a week

[Sassy Squatch]

LMAO. Its like some lame villain out of a video game.

[listopencil]

That's horrible. At least our dopey looking mascot kind of looks like our emblem.

[Baby Lee]

If ever a mascot could blow itself.

[tecumseh]

Scary. Just scary.

[Nightfyre]

He won't get the same level of action that a mascot like Sluggerrr gets.

NSFW:
http://www.pitch.com/FastPitch/archives/2013/03/25/royals-mascot-sluggerrr-gets-to-third-base-with-a-lap-dance-nsfw-photo

[PhillyChiefFan]

Oh my God

ROFL

[BlackHelicopters]

Finally made parole? Great!

[BryanBusby]

This is ironically the best move Oakland has ever made.

[Bwana]

What in the hell?

[Shaid]

This isn't actually true is it? No freaking way.

[gblowfish]

Someone needs to poke out one of his eyes to make it authentic....

[MotherfuckerJones]

ROFL

[Brock]

Ass Bandit

[R8RFAN]

Turd Burglar?

[Raiderhater]

My God. I might have to change my user name to TheRaidersAreToPitifullToHate.

[BryanBusby]

Turd Burglar?

Methedoutrapist

I mean, look at him. He's got that, "what me? I didn't rape that farm animal!" look on him.

[the Talking Can]

their mascot is a gigantic rapist....brilliant

[the Talking Can]

or maybe he is some kind of inflatable fuck toy

[ClevelandBronco]

Uh ... no.

[Dayze]

dude. lol. Those poo bastards

[Fat Elvis]

Mark Davis heard one of the fans shout, "Hey dildohead...."


And the dim little lightbulb in his bowl-cut noggin sparked to life.

[Pablo]

That is truly a heinous mascot. And our mascot is an obese, googly eyed wolf; so that's saying something.

[Rain Man]

With the new rules, a player who looked like that would be impossible to tackle without a penalty.

[gblowfish]

I think "Dildohead" should be our universal nickname for him....

[007]

Darth Helmet

[the Talking Can]

he has the voice of the mummy from Aqua Teen Hunger Force...."curse!..nygnygnygnygnygnygnygnygnyn curse!"

[alnorth]

That is the worst mascot in the long, storied history of mascots.

[GoChargers]

ROFLROFLROFLROFL

[TLO]

ROFL

Come on now.. this is just sad

ROFL

[the Talking Can]

he's possibly retarded

[Pablo]

He just runs around making plane noises all game.

'MMMRRRRROOOOOOOOAAWWWWWWWW'

'SCCCCCCCCCCHHHUUUUUUUUUUUUU'

[threebag]

That describes the entire raider expieriece.

[Dayze]

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/6kLKp-6WvF4/hqdefault.jpg

[Pablo]

Maybe they're going to load this little butt plug up with explosives and detonate him in the end zone next to one of those douche bags that wears eye black and should pads.

[the Talking Can]

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[Baby Lee]

Darth Helmet

ROFL ROFL - does that make Frazod an honorary Raiders fan?

[Ace Gunner]

dorky

[Baby Lee]

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Fox Television made an awesome commercial for their prime time lineup with that song. Saw it during the GB game.

[CrazyPhuD]

Because this belongs here.....

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[CrazyPhuD]

But really it's a typical raider....always has their jaw on someone else's crotch.

[Discuss Thrower]

The AdWizards who came up with Steely McBeam think this is a bad idea

[Rasputin]

OMG


It's 'Horny Raider'


ROFL

[RINGLEADER]

I literally just laughed out loud for five straight minutes.

I can't bear to read the thread right now...I think it might kill me...

[-King-]

Someone actually signed off on this saying it was a good idea.

[the Talking Can]

that is the face of children's nightmares

[Rasputin]

I never knew the Raiders could ever get more gay but they did.

[Frazod]

I thought they'd switched to this guy. He's already taken over their stadium.

http://www.fearofthedark.zetnet.co.uk/golgothan.jpg

[Canofbier]

Oh god.

'Raider Rusher'
http://i40.tinypic.com/33loz7m.jpg
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/23789731/raiders-unveiling-ridiculous-new-raider-rusher-mascot

Good lord, look at him. Even the mascot himself is shrugging, making a face and going "Really?! What the hell am I supposed to be?"

[TribalElder]

Should be the Raider Plunger

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-YEXqR1kinf0/ULjmpGYtWCI/AAAAAAAADOU/wmxs_EHTiu8/s1600/Rich+With+Plunger-1.jpg

[T-post Tom]

http://preview.turbosquid.com/Preview/2011/03/20__14_04_36/virus.jpg999650cf-b8f1-4759-81d2-c6f5f837f3ceLarge.jpg

[Demonpenz]

that looks like the BVB guy without the binoculars

[the Talking Can]

that's the God of Circumcision

he just chews it off

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Wow

[DaFace]

What. The. Fuck.

[Strongside]

HOLY SHIT! It looks just like Pudgy Pig from the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers:

http://www.bigdamngeeks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/PudgyPig.jpg

[Psyko Tek]

MODOK's retarded brother
FUKDUP

[CoMoChief]

is this for real? LMAO

[Chiefs=Champions]

What? Why?

[the Talking Can]

just imagine him crawling through a window late at night

[Brando]

HOLY SHIT! It looks just like Pudgy Pig from the Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers:

http://www.bigdamngeeks.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/PudgyPig.jpg

ROFL nice work.

[Strongside]

NEVER use a human figure as a mascot. It's just way too fucking creepy. I would say that this will scare the shit outta the kids, but all of the kids at Raiders games are already hardened criminals by the time they can walk.

[luv]

Where does he look out at?

[LiveSteam]

Is that Mr Rimjob

[MMXcalibur]

"WHAT AM I?!?!? Kill me."

[stevieray]

lloks like clay getting ready to run up geno's ass.

[Frazod]

NEVER use a human figure as a mascot. It's just way too fucking creepy. I would say that this will scare the shit outta the kids, but all of the kids at Raiders games are already hardened criminals by the time they can walk.

I agree with this. The Patriot mascot is creepy as fuck, too.

[a pp roach]

ROFL

so much this


ROFLROFL

[lewdog]

I do like his shoes though.

[rolltide2014]

Just read from Darren Rovell that this is a character mascot on some NFL-themed Nickelodeon kids show, and not likely to ever appear on the sidelines...damn

[Jiu Jitsu Jon]

http://m2.nflrush.com/megacoreadsteams/ad.megacore.chiefs.300x200.png

These characters are from a kid's show called NFL Rush. All the teams have one of these characters.

Mark Davis is not as silly as he looks...he knows he would get shot.

[AussieChiefsFan]

wow ROFL

[CrazyPhuD]

I'm offended this shit is lacist.....

http://m3.nflrush.com/rz3/dev/images/rushers/tablet/14/Chiefs2.png

[TEX]

Fucking thing CREEEEEEEPS ME OUT! Looks like something they would show on Japanese televison.

[Dave Lane]

That mascot is nothing but a head and an ass.
Style points for appropriateness...

And a mask

[bevischief]

OMG

ROFL

[R8RFAN]

Yall Finished?

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Not yet...where is it's pissjug?

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Fuck...that thing could give itself a self blowie

[Rausch]

I'm offended this shit is lacist.....

http://m3.nflrush.com/rz3/dev/images/rushers/tablet/14/Chiefs2.png

Less goofy than KC wolf...

[Frazod]

I'm offended this shit is lacist.....

http://m3.nflrush.com/rz3/dev/images/rushers/tablet/14/Chiefs2.png

So that's a blue-eyed, yellow-skinned Indian with a spear?

Wow.

[Rausch]

So that's a blue-eyed, yellow-skinned Indian with a spear?

Wow.

Hollywood...

[Halfcan]

lol

[Sorter]

Al Davis is writhing in anguish in his grave.

[DaFace]

Yall Finished?

Seriously, is the common opinion that this is for real in Raiders land? It's just...ridiculous...

[R8RFAN]

I hate to disappoint you guys but it is just a stunt for a Nikelodeon program... It is not the Raiders mascot

[kepp]

It actually looks like a giant head got stuck up someone's @ss. Pretty fitting for the raiders.

[KC_Lee]

Looks like a rejected villain from Ultraman.

[9er guy]

"Refrigerator raider!!!!"

[Rausch]

Looks like a rejected villain from Ultraman.

And their fans don't look like Robeasts (http://voltron.wikia.com/wiki/Robeast)?...

[the Talking Can]

his real name is Mr. Rape R. Rapeington

[lawrenceRaider]

I'm offended this shit is lacist.....

http://m3.nflrush.com/rz3/dev/images/rushers/tablet/14/Chiefs2.png

It's a stupid Nick show, and not the Raiders mascot anymore than the travesty you just posted.

http://www.silverandblackpride.com/2013/9/22/4760180/nickelodeon-unveils-ridiculous-new-oakland-raiders-mascot

[R8RFAN]

It's a stupid Nick show, and not the Raiders mascot anymore than the travesty you just posted.

http://www.silverandblackpride.com/2013/9/22/4760180/nickelodeon-unveils-ridiculous-new-oakland-raiders-mascot


Dude, let them have their fun, they think they are going to the Superbowl right now :DROFL

[gblowfish]

Dildohead in his natural environment....standing in the sewage of the black hole!

http://i44.tinypic.com/25hmssp.jpg

[vailpass]

Dildohead in his natural environment....standing in the sewage of the black hole!

http://i44.tinypic.com/25hmssp.jpg

Ok, that's funny.

[Planetman]

Dildohead in his natural environment....standing in the sewage of the black hole!

http://i44.tinypic.com/25hmssp.jpg
Woah woah woah. Wait a minute. Dildohead can walk on sewage water!!!?

[Easy 6]

The suit needs to be orange and his hands and feet need to be shackled.

[Frazod]

Al Davis is writhing in anguish in his grave.

That's just because he's still undead and they buried him while he was taking a nap.

[lcarus]

Is this for real? Now, not that that mascot isn't retarded looking as all hell, and also fuck the Oakland Raiders up their asses, but who really cares. The mascots are for the kiddies. That thing would terrify me if I were a kid though. Heck, it terrifies me now. Thanks for the nightmares, CP.

[FlaChief58]

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[R8RFAN]

looks like Buzz Lightyears new gig

[R8RFAN]

Dildohead in his natural environment....standing in the sewage of the black hole!

http://i44.tinypic.com/25hmssp.jpg

Damn... you didn't spend much time on that did you?

[lcarus]

Damn... you didn't spend much time on that did you?

It gets the point across well though.

[gblowfish]

Damn... you didn't spend much time on that did you?
I don't like to spend any time in a sewer, but it's the Raiders, so whatcha gonna do???

[R8RFAN]

I don't like to spend any time in a sewer, but it's the Raiders, so whatcha gonna do???

I bet your little brain gears were spinning wildly... Did you get out a box of crayons and sketch it out on paper first?

[gblowfish]

I bet your little brain gears were spinning wildly... Did you get out a box of crayons and sketch it out on paper first?

Weak sauce.
Just own it, dude.

[R8RFAN]

looks like you got excited and chopped part of his fingers off... You were really trying to impress and got nervous didn't you?

[gblowfish]

looks like you got excited and chopped part of his fingers off... You were really trying to impress and got nervous didn't you?

You have a mascot that's a head, an ass, and has multiple dildos sticking out of its head, and the best you got is "Hey Blowfish, you suck at Photoshop?"


(then I drop the mic and walk off....)

[R8RFAN]

You have a mascot that's a head, an ass, and has multiple dildos sticking out of its head, and the best you got is "Hey Blowfish, you suck at Photoshop?"


(then I drop the mic and walk off....)

Well... It's true, it's a bad photoshop.. Maybe you should get some tips from Clayton

[Mr_Tomahawk]

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s44/jerhart/image_zps7e7e5de5.jpg (http://s149.photobucket.com/user/jerhart/media/image_zps7e7e5de5.jpg.html)

[gblowfish]

If you think the sewage picture wasn't good enough, how bout this? This is another natural Raider environment....

http://i42.tinypic.com/mkzvya.jpg

[R8RFAN]

If you think the sewage picture wasn't good enough, how bout this? This is another natural Raider environment....

http://i42.tinypic.com/mkzvya.jpg

That one is pretty good :clap:

[whoman69]

What is it about the SF area that they have such horrible mascots. First the Stanford tree and now this.

[displacedinMN]

This is a youth mascot.

poor kids

[ChiefRocka]

Is that Gruden's face?

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

ROFL pitiful.

[GoChargers]

I'm offended this shit is lacist.....

http://m3.nflrush.com/rz3/dev/images/rushers/tablet/14/Chiefs2.png

Ours is even worse:

http://m3.nflrush.com/rz3/dev/images/rushers/tablet/13/charger1.png

And the Donks' version looks like Elway:

http://m3.nflrush.com/rz3/dev/images/rushers/tablet/9/Broncos2.png http://www.starmedia.com/imagenes/2012/01/John-Elway-300x300.jpg

[R8RFAN]

His name is Raider Rusher, a costumed youth ambassador straight out of an animated cartoon series called "NFL Rush Zone," co-produced by the NFL and Nickelodeon. While each team has its own character in the series, the Raiders are the first team in the NFL to bring one of the show's characters to life.

The Raider Rusher will be formally introduced to about 100 local elementary school students on Tuesday afternoon at the Raiders' facility in Alameda, Calif.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9714006/raider-rusher-youth-mascot-unveiled-oakland-raiders

[Frazod]

Ours is even worse:

http://m3.nflrush.com/rz3/dev/images/rushers/tablet/13/charger1.png

And the Donks' version looks like Elway:

http://m3.nflrush.com/rz3/dev/images/rushers/tablet/9/Broncos2.png http://www.starmedia.com/imagenes/2012/01/John-Elway-300x300.jpg

The Donx version looks more like a dolphin than a horse.

God, those are horrible.

[HonestChieffan]

Stupid choice. Does not look like it needs a bath. Does not look like it showed up in a lowrider. Has no tats or gang insignias. Does not look like it lives under an overpass. No one could look at this in a blind study and say that thing looks like a Raider thing. Looks too Anglo Saxon.

[Mama Hip Rockets]

ROFL

[gblowfish]

His name is Raider Rusher, a costumed youth ambassador straight out of an animated cartoon series called "NFL Rush Zone," co-produced by the NFL and Nickelodeon. While each team has its own character in the series, the Raiders are the first team in the NFL to bring one of the show's characters to life.

The Raider Rusher will be formally introduced to about 100 local elementary school students on Tuesday afternoon at the Raiders' facility in Alameda, Calif.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9714006/raider-rusher-youth-mascot-unveiled-oakland-raiders

He's gonna teach kids how to make a shiv out of a cafeteria spoon, and how to sneak D batteries into the Black Hole.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

His name is Raider Pusher, a costumed drug-dealer who's always holding. Meth, smack, ludes, crank, or candy-coated pills; he's got you covered.

.

[Braincase]

Oh god.

'Raider Rusher'
http://i40.tinypic.com/33loz7m.jpg
http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/eye-on-football/23789731/raiders-unveiling-ridiculous-new-raider-rusher-mascot


Tell me if I got this shit straight.

He's horny and smiling like that at the kids?

P.S. Showed my 16 year old daughter. She thought it would be a good mascot for Penn State.

[gblowfish]

The Raider D backs trackle like Kendrick Lewis....awful.

[lewdog]

It's really not a fair representation of the Raiders at all. No way this thing can produce license plates at a quality rate with those damn hands and gloves!

[Mama Hip Rockets]

If you think the sewage picture wasn't good enough, how bout this? This is another natural Raider environment....

http://i42.tinypic.com/mkzvya.jpg

ROFL

[Fat Elvis]

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[threebag]

http://sports.cbsimg.net/images/blogs/Chiefs.698.mascot.png


This reminds me of when the NFL had the Huddles or what ever the fuck they were.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Only the Faid...

[Kaepernick]

He looks like a super hero from an X-rated movie. Mr. Dildo, with a row of them on his helmet. He looks like he was designed by a horny Raiderette. "Horny? Single? Got nobody at home? It's Mr. Dildo to the rescue!"

[Frosty]

His name is Raider Rusher, a costumed youth ambassador straight out of an animated cartoon series called "NFL Rush Zone," co-produced by the NFL and Nickelodeon. While each team has its own character in the series, the Raiders are the first team in the NFL to bring one of the show's characters to life.

The Raider Rusher will be formally introduced to about 100 local elementary school students on Tuesday afternoon at the Raiders' facility in Alameda, Calif.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/9714006/raider-rusher-youth-mascot-unveiled-oakland-raiders

Will there be counseling available for the kids afterward?

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Raiders=Dogshit.