Woman on quest to sleep w/ 100K dudes.

[luv]

http://m.vice.com/read/meet-the-woman-who-wants-to-have-sex-with-100000-men

Yeah. Have fun with this.

[Canofbier]

http://cdn11.setv.smcloud.net/s/video/frame/2545/ania_lisewska_chce_zaliczyc_100.jpg

Well, thanks for letting us know. One last thing—do your parents know what you're up to?
My mother and I don’t talk and my father is dead.

Heh, big surprise there.

[Rausch]

http://cdn11.setv.smcloud.net/s/video/frame/2545/ania_lisewska_chce_zaliczyc_100.jpg



Heh, big surprise there.

He shot himself after the 83rd person ended up being his boss...

[seclark]

I think she set her goal a little high.
not in.
sec

[luv]

She says sex is fun. I'll bet she just lies there being a cum dumpster. What's fun about that? 20 minutes per guy, 40 if she likes them and they need longer. DING! Sorry, your time is up. NEXT!

I feel sorry for her. That's a lot of stupidity and a big lack of self-respect. I wonder if she has physical standards of any kind? Age standards? Maybe require proof of lack of STDs?

[InChiefsHeaven]

Gross.

[vailpass]

I think she set her goal a little high.
not in.
sec

Walking away with you...

[stevieray]

I think she set her goal a little high.
not in.
sec

99,995... give or take a few.

[seclark]

Walking away with you...

walk hell...RUN!
sec

[Grim]

Every time a guy has sex with her, I hope Jesus kills a kitten.

[hometeam]

Q

[luv]

Q

Figured. Deal with it.

[vailpass]

walk hell...RUN!
sec

:D The jig is up. And he's gone!

[Cephalic Trauma]

She says sex is fun. I'll bet she just lies there being a cum dumpster. What's fun about that? 20 minutes per guy, 40 if she likes them and they need longer. DING! Sorry, your time is up. NEXT!

I feel sorry for her. That's a lot of stupidity and a big lack of self-respect. I wonder if she has physical standards of any kind? Age standards? Maybe require proof of lack of STDs?

Luv, don't talk about yourself that way.

[Cephalic Trauma]

I think she set her goal a little high.
not in.
sec

Gross.

Walking away with you...

walk hell...RUN!
sec

This, this, this, and this.

[Dayze]

I wonder how many people her zits have slept with

[Cephalic Trauma]

From the comments:

"Her inbox is totally full."

ROFL

[BlackHelicopters]

Out.

[Rausch]

Out.

So did you take the 20 or the 40 minute ride?...

[Rausch]

I wonder how many people her zits have slept with

13 asian men...

[luv]

Whatever. You guys know you totally want this... :p

http://assets.vice.com/content-images/contentimage/no-slug/69ed95c47e54734bd179c0e4e111bbb2.jpg

[big nasty kcnut]

DO NOT WANT!

[vailpass]

DO NOT WANT!

I've been pretty drunk on some nights but NEVER that drunk. Good Lord.

[Demonpenz]

Dryer than a vailpass steak.

[stevieray]

Dryer than a vailpass steak.

LMAO

[vailpass]

Dryer than a vailpass steak.

:cuss: :D

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Vail's new bangmaid?

[vailpass]

Vail's new bangmaid?

:D Position is already taken. And I'm stealing that term.

[loochy]

From the comments:

"Her inbox is totally full."

ROFL

Then it's time to fill up the outbox.

[gblowfish]

This whole thing reminds me of a joke.

This kid is on the road, and stumbles across the first whorehouse he's ever seen. He's pretty close to broke, but wants to lose his virginity as part of his adventure. So he goes up to the madam behind the front desk and says "I want to lose it, but I don't have much money. In fact, I'm almost broke." So the madam says, "Well kid, one of my old skank hookers kicked the bucket a couple days ago. She's still up in room 12, and if you want an hour with her, I'll only charge you five bucks." Kid goes, "Well, five bucks is all I got, so here ya go..." and he heads up to room 12. An hour later he comes back down to the lobby. The madam says "How was it?" Kid goes: "Not bad, but her nose kept running." Madam says "Oh....she must be full...."

[BlackHelicopters]

So did you take the 20 or the 40 minute ride?...

Went the full 8 seconds...

[luv]

This whole thing reminds me of a joke.

This kid is on the road, and stumbles across the first whorehouse he's ever seen. He's pretty close to broke, but wants to lose his virginity as part of his adventure. So he goes up to the madam behind the front desk and says "I want to lose it, but I don't have much money. In fact, I'm almost broke." So the madam says, "Well kid, one of my old skank hookers kicked the bucket a couple days ago. She's still up in room 12, and if you want an hour with her, I'll only charge you five bucks." Kid goes, "Well, five bucks is all I got, so here ya go..." and he heads up to room 12. An hour later he comes back down to the lobby. The madam says "How was it?" Kid goes: "Not bad, but her nose kept running." Madam says "Oh....she must be full...."

OMG, that is gross.

[Cephalic Trauma]

Went the full 8 seconds...

Before your dick shriveled up and died.

[vailpass]

Went the full 8 seconds...

Attaboy.

[Frazod]

http://img.izismile.com/img/img4/20110729/640/hilarious_do_not_want_images_640_23.jpg

[Simply Red]

Meat Curtains for all.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

:D Position is already taken. And I'm stealing that term.

Atta boy. I am "interviewing" candidates myself for the position

[Rausch]

Went the full 8 seconds...


Is..is that enough to catch the herpe-ghona-syphili-aids?

I'll need to check with the judges on that one...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-gQrGF1mjVaw/Tr6cqoKukNI/AAAAAAAABG8/9_s7kfOvuaU/s1600/tumblr_luh48zm1YN1qmd9mb.gif

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

All she needs do is set up a lemonade stand in the Raiders parking lot. Mission accomplished in 4 qtrs.

[luv]

She says she's not a prostitute. Hell, if you're gonna be a whore, why not go all the way and make a buck?

Rent out two rooms with a two way mirror between. put a bed in one room and a few chairs in the other. At one door, have someone selling tickets to those waiting to get it. Even have a "Now Serving #" sign posted above the door. At the door to the next room, you could have someone else charging people to get in to watch. She could make a killing.

[luv]

Mmmmmm....come and get a piece of this, boys...

http://www.fakt.pl/m/Repozytorium.Obiekt.aspx/-690/-550/faktonline/635078733957140148.jpg

[Frosty]

Ok, I think I'm done reading this thread. :Lin:

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Even footlong CP peckers couldn't do the trick

[stevieray]

All she needs do is set up a lemonade stand in the Raiders parking lot. Mission accomplished in 4 qtrs.

or get on the menu at Arby's..

[vailpass]

She says she's not a prostitute. Hell, if you're gonna be a whore, why not go all the way and make a buck?

Rent out two rooms with a two way mirror between. put a bed in one room and a few chairs in the other. At one door, have someone selling tickets to those waiting to get it. Even have a "Now Serving #" sign posted above the door. At the door to the next room, you could have someone else charging people to get in to watch. She could make a killing.

:D

[Frazod]

Ok, I think I'm done reading this thread. :Lin:

YESYESYESTHISTHISTHIS :mad:

[Titty Meat]

Clay still couldn't boink her

[Phobia]

I think I would rather a skinny dude with pretty hair.

[alpha_omega]

Ok, I think I'm done reading this thread.

Yep, i'm checking out of this one too.

[Al Bundy]

This whole thing reminds me of a joke.

This kid is on the road, and stumbles across the first whorehouse he's ever seen. He's pretty close to broke, but wants to lose his virginity as part of his adventure. So he goes up to the madam behind the front desk and says "I want to lose it, but I don't have much money. In fact, I'm almost broke." So the madam says, "Well kid, one of my old skank hookers kicked the bucket a couple days ago. She's still up in room 12, and if you want an hour with her, I'll only charge you five bucks." Kid goes, "Well, five bucks is all I got, so here ya go..." and he heads up to room 12. An hour later he comes back down to the lobby. The madam says "How was it?" Kid goes: "Not bad, but her nose kept running." Madam says "Oh....she must be full...."

Rep!

[Al Bundy]

PIIHB?

[Mr. Laz]

Always good to have goals in life ............. i guess.

[BlackHelicopters]

Why doesn't she look like the girl from 4E?

[Lex Luthor]

This thread is worthless WITH pics. :eek:

[vailpass]

This thread is worthless WITH pics. :eek:

:D nice

[Al Bundy]

Why doesn't she look like the girl from 4E?
I like the agent in that commercial as well.

[Dartgod]

The "Ignore Thread" function is a wonderful thing.

[vailpass]

The "Ignore Thread" function is a wonderful thing.

Where is the"erase pics from my mind" function?

[Phobia]

I'm on a quest to sleep with 100k women too but that's not gonna happen for me. In fact, I think my bedpost is gonna have more notches than hers in the end anyway.

[Saul Good]

I think I would rather a skinny dude with pretty hair.

Where is Reaper, anyway?

[Rausch]

or get on the menu at Arby's..

This hurts me.

Really, how could you?...

[lcarus]

That would be some seriously sloppy seconds for guy #100,000

[bishop_74]

Is this real life?

[Rausch]

Is this real life?

No, it's just fantasy caught in a landslide...

[luv]

That would be some seriously sloppy seconds for guy #100,000

I'd think was probably be sloppy seconds for guy #2.

[PunkinDrublic]

Sure why not give it a whirl. She ought to be more worried about what I'd have to infect her with.

[lcarus]

I'd think it'd probably be sloppy seconds for guy #2.

Oh god yes, but imagine 99,999 fucks later. :drool:

[Rausch]

Sure why not give it a whirl. She ought to be more worried about what I'd have to infect her with.

...

wow...

[Rain Man]

If she was on the bus with Bryant McKinnie and Jacoby Jones and their friends, she probably knocked out her quota for the week.

[luv]

I wonder if she still has her ovaries?

That would be a lot of money on paternity tests.

[Cephalic Trauma]

However, she could turn this into a fairly lucrative venture will child support payments.

[Msmith]

If she just goes to Syria for sexual jihad for a week...

[Eleazar]

I dont think there are that many dudes on CP

[BigCatDaddy]

Where do I sign up?/MTG

[gblowfish]

Be like rollin' a hot dog down a bowling lane....

[Easy 6]

Mmmmmm....come and get a piece of this, boys...

http://www.fakt.pl/m/Repozytorium.Obiekt.aspx/-690/-550/faktonline/635078733957140148.jpg

Put her in the BBW thread and those guys would be going OFF...

"you guys who wouldnt must be gay, hurrr"

[Cephalic Trauma]

Can I pay even though it's free?

/Maverick

[Red Gorilla]

In this case the Fat Bottom Girl is trying to go around the rocking world and get made by it.

[ptlyon]

I wonder if she still has her ovaries?

That would be a lot of money on paternity tests.

The Maury show would last 60 hours long & go out of business

[Saul Good]

If she was on the bus with Bryant McKinnie and Jacoby Jones and their friends, she probably knocked out her quota for the week.

Heh..."knocked out"...

[Titty Meat]

Too fat / Omaha

[J Diddy]

Too fat / Omaha

Too wide/ Me

[Sorter]

I foresee....


Herpes. Lots and lots of herpes.

[BlackHelicopters]

Too everything./ Most of us.

[big nasty kcnut]

Too Skinny/omaha

[BlackHelicopters]

Approx 10 a day , every day, for 30 years.

[J Diddy]

Approx 10 a day , every day, for 30 years.

Dude you got sloppy tenths........

[BigCatDaddy]

Approx 10 a day , every day, for 30 years.

She's literally fucking her life away.

[ChiefaRoo]

Clay Goat will beat her by several hundred dudes. No doubt

[BlackHelicopters]

goatse.cx

[Phobia]

What's this 20 and 40 minute crap? Has she actually slept with anybody before?

[BigCatDaddy]

What's this 20 and 40 minute crap? Has she actually slept with anybody before?

Obviously not anyone or CP or she would be talking 2-3 hours per guy.

[Cephalic Trauma]

I wonder if she keeps track via spreadsheet.

Also, she has a manager. Who the fuck is that guy (or girl)?

[gblowfish]

I'll bet her hotel room smells like this weird combination of vaseline, Ben Gay and Lysol...

[seclark]

I'll bet her hotel room smells like this weird combination of vaseline, Ben Gay and Lysol...

and fish(not the poster)

sec

[Stalker]

Good luck with the AIDS

[LiveSteam]

Thats not Jill Kelly

[Mr_Tomahawk]

http://i149.photobucket.com/albums/s44/jerhart/image_zps7e7e5de5.jpg (http://s149.photobucket.com/user/jerhart/media/image_zps7e7e5de5.jpg.html)

[CHENZ A!]

Good luck with the AIDS

Solid first post.

[Tombstone RJ]

I guess in between the johns this gal is on a quest to consume a 100k calories a week or so? This lady needs less of everything.

[J Diddy]

I guess in between the johns this gal is on a quest to consume a 100k calories a week or so? This lady needs less of everything.

She's the black widow, she eats whatever she fucks.

[gblowfish]

and fish(not the poster)

sec

I've been known to smell like Vaseline, Ben Gay and Lysol. Just ask Jan, the Toyota Chick....

[Fish]

and fish(not the poster)

sec

I REGRET NOTHING!!!

[LoneWolf]

This chicks ham wallet has to be more worn out than Clay's PS3 controller.

[Cephalic Trauma]

This chicks ham wallet has to be more worn out than Clay's PS3 controller.

Wallet? No. It's more like two separate pieces of thick cut ham.

[TribalElder]

She is probably spreading her aids right now

[BigCatDaddy]

Too white/ThatGuy

[MOhillbilly]

Would smash

[Red Gorilla]

Approx 10 a day , every day, for 30 years.

Nah dude, after a while things will get stretched out and then it will be three at a time.

Two in the pink and one in the stink.

[Bowser]

Mmmmmm....come and get a piece of this, boys...

http://www.fakt.pl/m/Repozytorium.Obiekt.aspx/-690/-550/faktonline/635078733957140148.jpghttp://www.gifsforum.com/images/gif/cannot%20unsee%20what%20has%20been%20seen/grand/clint-eastwood-cannot-unsee-what-has-been-seen-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-174.gif

Where is the"erase pics from my mind" function?http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6e6caRpWq1qdemxro2_250.gif

[Valiant]

Still hotter than most of the CP so called model wives who make 100k a year and natural DD boobs and tight vagina...

Did I forget anything else to make up?

[Bowser]

I bet she's a gaper.

[Brando]

Lure her to KC with promise of a CP train and an autographed pic of Christian Okoye.
Where the fuck is Endelt when you need him?

[Cephalic Trauma]

Still hotter than most of the CP so called model wives who make 100k a year and natural DD boobs and tight vagina...

Did I forget anything else to make up?

I don't know what you come home to, but I sure as shit hope not.

[dmahurin]

No, it's just fantasy caught in a landslide...

Can I escape to reality?

[BWillie]

The milks gone bad!

[TimBone]

I already smashed that. I was #26.

[BryanBusby]

Could do better than that during final call at the bar on Tuesday nights

[Otter]

Charge $5 a head (no pun intended) get a couple of 1/2 barrels of Natty Ice on tap in the entrance and drop some flyers and the local frat houses and homeless shelters...the offspring of fang & yuk may have a good chance at 100k men and some profit.

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[salame]

I've always wanted to be part of a world record.................

[PunkinDrublic]

To be fair that's like 50,000 guys with the exchange rate.

[JoeyChuckles]

I would like some sort of online counter to track her progress. Is that too much to ask?

[whoman69]

I've always wanted to be part of a world record.................

Go for it

[Cephalic Trauma]

I've always wanted to be part of a world record.................

Most STDs contracted in a single sexual encounter.

[ChiefsCountry]

The irony of this when Derrick Thomas's show was on tonight. :)

[Rain Man]

I've always wanted to be part of a world record.................


Sex with 100,001 men? Well, if that's your dream...

[GloryDayz]

Omaha-Omaha, Check-Check, Kill-Kill, Hurry-Hurry

[Easy 6]

ham wallet

LMAOLMAOLMAO that's a new one for me.