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The Franchise
09-23-2013, 12:02 PM
www.rotoworld.com

Ravens KR Jacoby Jones reportedly suffered a head injury in a brawl aboard a party bus when a stripper hit him in the head with a bottle late Sunday.

The bus was reportedly filled with Ravens players and at least one stripper named "Sweet Pea," who struck Jones with a "gigantic" Ace of Spades bottle. Jones was reportedly "bleeding everywhere," and an ambulance was called, though he did not have to be hospitalized. Notorious partier Bryant McKinnie was aboard the bus, but tried to break up the brawl. No arrests were made because "no one cooperated with cops." Jones is out indefinitely with a sprained MCL.

keg in kc
09-23-2013, 12:03 PM
LMAO

mcaj22
09-23-2013, 12:03 PM
lol

keg in kc
09-23-2013, 12:03 PM
Oh, it gets better: www.tmz.com/20a13/09/23/baltimore-ravins-jacoby-jones-party-bus-brawl-fight-washington-dc/

RealSNR
09-23-2013, 12:04 PM
You can't make that shit up ROFL

Rausch
09-23-2013, 12:05 PM
Oh, it gets better: www.tmz.com/20a13/09/23/baltimore-ravins-jacoby-jones-party-bus-brawl-fight-washington-dc/

dead link

vailpass
09-23-2013, 12:05 PM
What could go wrong on a stripper bus?

keg in kc
09-23-2013, 12:05 PM
dead linkThat's bizarre. Try again: http://www.tmz.com/20a13/09/23/baltimore-ravins-jacoby-jones-party-bus-brawl-fight-washington-dc/

Okay, I'm not sure why the hyperlink is getting a 404, I've got the story open.

http://www.tmz.com/20a13/09/23/baltimore-ravins-jacoby-jones-party-bus-brawl-fight-washington-dc/

Baltimore Ravens wide receiver Jacoby Jones was hurt early this morning after a brawl erupted on a party bus filled with his Ravens teammates ... TMZ has learned.

It happened after a night of partying in Washington D.C. celebrating Bryant McKinnie's birthday.

Sources at the scene tell us ... at about 3 AM, as people were leaving Opera Ultra Lounge, people on the bus began fighting. In addition to teammates, we're told at least one stripper was on board.

One eyewitness tells us he saw a bottle being swung at Jacoby Jones -- it connected with his head and hurt him. We're told an ambulance was called "for a bleeding male" but he was not taken to the hospital.

Our sources say a stripper named Sweet Pea is the one who hit Jacoby with a gigantic Ace of Spades bottle and this may have triggered the brawl. We're told the bottle smashed over his head and he was "bleeding everywhere."

We're told Jacoby's friends tried to retaliate against Sweet Pea but Bryant McKinnie tried to stop him, and a fight broke out between the friend and Bryant.

FYI ... Jacoby is currently injured and hasn't played since week 1.

Police responded to the scene but no arrests were made. We're told there was evidence of an assault but no one cooperated with cops.There's even pictures if you get to the link.

Maybe try http://www.tmz.com/category/tmzsports and follow the link there.

Rausch
09-23-2013, 12:06 PM
What could go wrong on a stripper bus?

That TD dance is hard to pull off in close quarters...

gblowfish
09-23-2013, 12:07 PM
You can still get lap dances with a sprained MCL, right?

Oh, and Sweet Pea is probably from Cleveland!

BlackHelicopters
09-23-2013, 12:15 PM
Stripper bus. All one needs to know.

BlackHelicopters
09-23-2013, 12:16 PM
Who among us hasn't been hit with an Ace of Spades bottle(whatever that is) on a stripper bus.

keg in kc
09-23-2013, 12:17 PM
A stripper bus that was apparently one stripper and a bunch of dudes.

NTTAWWT

Frazod
09-23-2013, 12:26 PM
Holy shit, that bottle is huge. Fucker's probably lucky to be alive.

Oh and LMAO

Chief Gump
09-23-2013, 12:28 PM
Ah, just rub some dirt on it.

ptlyon
09-23-2013, 12:34 PM
SWEET PEA SMASH

Easy 6
09-23-2013, 12:36 PM
I bet sweet pea has a giant cottage cheese ass.

Rain Man
09-23-2013, 12:47 PM
McKinnie was one of the guys on the prostitute cruise when he was with the Vikings. I remember that because they specifically identified the acts that he and Fred Smoot were participating in, and ever since then I've hoped that they give McKinnie his own Gatorade bottle in the huddle.

lcarus
09-23-2013, 12:51 PM
I got Jacoby with the last pick in my fantasy football draft. It didn't take long for me to get rid of him, what with him getting hurt by his own guy backing into him on a punt return and now....whatever the F this occurrence is...

Hoover
09-23-2013, 01:02 PM
Hey if these guys want to party like that during the offseason thats fine. If I was an owner, GM, or coach I wouldn't stand for this sort of crap. Nothing good is going to come from it.

BlackHelicopters
09-23-2013, 01:03 PM
Epic party, dude!

Kiimosabi
09-23-2013, 01:06 PM
http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k203/kiimosabe/NxslIvh.gif

saphojunkie
09-23-2013, 01:11 PM
Who among us hasn't been hit with an Ace of Spades bottle(whatever that is) on a stripper bus.

Ace of Spades is a high-end champagne like Cristal or Dom Perignon. It comes in a gold bottle.

http://theluxuryblog.net/wp-content/uploads/acespades.jpg

The larger size - the kind that Jacoby got hit with:

http://cbsboston.files.wordpress.com/2011/06/charabottle.jpg?w=300

CaliforniaChief
09-23-2013, 01:12 PM
Need someone to .gif up his catch against the Broncos, but instead of catching the football he catches the bottle off his head.

ptlyon
09-23-2013, 01:13 PM
Ya but it ain't no Santana cham!

Rain Man
09-23-2013, 01:13 PM
I got Jacoby with the last pick in my fantasy football draft. It didn't take long for me to get rid of him, what with him getting hurt by his own guy backing into him on a punt return and now....whatever the F this occurrence is...

Hey, that's the second time Jones has been injured by a punt. (For those of you who are unfamiliar with bottle trivia, see below. I'm very proud of this post.)

http://www.adecadentexistence.com/blog/random/anatomy%20of%20a%20wine%20bottle.jpg

Rausch
09-23-2013, 01:14 PM
Hey, that's the second time Jones has been injured by a punt. (For those of you who are unfamiliar with bottle trivia, see below. I'm very proud of this post.)

http://www.adecadentexistence.com/blog/random/anatomy%20of%20a%20wine%20bottle.jpg

I don't think MD 20/2O has a punt...

Kiimosabi
09-24-2013, 12:03 PM
This is not safe for work.

You'd think NFL guys would have better taste.

http://t.co/ToCQ9rTEyg

gblowfish
09-24-2013, 12:07 PM
Somehow, that's pretty much how I envisioned "Sweet Pea."
Sometimes stereotypes exist for a reason....

ptlyon
09-24-2013, 12:10 PM
...do i consents... ROFL

Pasta Giant Meatball
09-24-2013, 12:11 PM
I heard Sweet Pea was Von in drag

vailpass
09-24-2013, 12:11 PM
Like there's anything wrong with a stripper bus

BlackHelicopters
09-24-2013, 12:13 PM
This is not safe for work.

You'd think NFL guys would have better taste.

http://t.co/ToCQ9rTEyg

She is ...just, just... beautiful.

Imon Yourside
09-24-2013, 12:14 PM
She is ...just, just... beautiful.

That green lipstick really does it for me.

vailpass
09-24-2013, 12:16 PM
That green lipstick really does it for me.

Yeah. Puts it right down and let's you make the right decision.

jettio
09-24-2013, 12:38 PM
If Jacoby Jones was a hit on Dancing with the Stars, and Sweet Pea hit Jacoby Jones, maybe Sweet Pea should be on the next Dancing with the Stars..

lawrenceRaider
09-24-2013, 12:49 PM
Hey, that's the second time Jones has been injured by a punt. (For those of you who are unfamiliar with bottle trivia, see below. I'm very proud of this post.)

http://www.adecadentexistence.com/blog/random/anatomy%20of%20a%20wine%20bottle.jpg

Is that a bottle of The Prisoner?

thebrad84
09-24-2013, 12:53 PM
Hey if these guys want to party like that during the offseason thats fine. If I was an owner, GM, or coach I wouldn't stand for this sort of crap. Nothing good is going to come from it.

Have you seen the Ravens owner? I wouldn't be surprised if ol' Slick Rick was on the bus as well.

Easy 6
09-24-2013, 01:07 PM
This is not safe for work.

You'd think NFL guys would have better taste.

http://t.co/ToCQ9rTEyg

I knew it, some big slob ass... is that really what passes for hot, people really pay money for that?

mikey23545
09-24-2013, 02:18 PM
Somehow, that's pretty much how I envisioned "Sweet Pea."
Sometimes Most of the time stereotypes exist for a reason....


FYP.

PackerinMo
09-24-2013, 02:19 PM
Somehow, that's pretty much how I envisioned "Sweet Pea."
Sometimes stereotypes exist for a reason....

http://ist2-2.filesor.com/pimpandhost.com/4/5/6/6/45660/1/G/j/t/1Gjtf/Lindsay-Lohan-Spits-Out-Drink.gif

Rain Man
09-24-2013, 02:23 PM
I envision NFL players being able to huddle up with attractive women. I guess I'm wrong.

Marcellus
09-24-2013, 02:26 PM
Roger Goodell will be looking to fine her $100,000 and suspend her for a weekend for blow to the head of a defenseless receiver.

ThaVirus
09-24-2013, 02:29 PM
Good God, Sweet Pea is hideous LMAO

Hawk wouldn't even touch that!

gblowfish
09-24-2013, 02:30 PM
She might make a fine nose tackle. She's good with her hands in confined spaces....

seclark
09-24-2013, 02:33 PM
This is not safe for work.

You'd think NFL guys would have better taste.

http://t.co/ToCQ9rTEyg

they're just helping her get to that 100k mark.
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listopencil
09-24-2013, 02:37 PM
So...the Ravens are a bunch of thugs?

listopencil
09-24-2013, 02:39 PM
...and I'm just going to pretend it was her. Makes a better story:

http://simplywallpaper.net/pictures/2011/03/31/SweetPea-sucker-punch-wallpaper.jpg

Oh Snap
09-24-2013, 02:46 PM
lol reminds me of my buddies bachelor party in Vegas. He paid a stripper so he could smell her ass. He was a bit too drunk and aggressive and ended up getting knocked out by her. The moral of the story here is DO NOT mess with strippers...Especially if you are an investment banker.