Epic Ricky Stanzi post on Jacksonville Jaguars message board

[FloridaMan88]

The legend of Ricky Stanzi continues... a post from the Jacksonville Jaguars message board:


http://jungle.jaguars.com/index.php?/topic/158-the-answer-to-the-jags-problem-is-here/

The Answer To The Jags Problem Is Here

It's not Blaine Gabbert (obviously). It's not Chad Henne (obviously). It's not Tim Tebow (no matter how many tens of people want it to be).

It's Ricky Stanzi.

Ricky Stanzi who went undefeated in college bowl games.

Ricky Stanzi who went undefeated against SEC teams.

Ricky Stanzi who's got the instincts of a hawk(eye), the heart of a Chief and the elusiveness of a Jaguar.

Ricky Stanzi who makes the brightest plays when things look their darkness.

A terrible thing happened today, when Chad Henne trotted out for the 4th quarter of the game, even though anyone watching knew he had no business being on the field.

Do you guys remember when Blaine Gabbert won his last game on a college field? No? That's because he didn't. He didn't, because he was playing Ricky Stanzi.

If you love your country, Jaguars....even just the littlest bit....you will start Ricky Stanzi next week against the Colts....and it won't matter how many touchdowns Andrew Luck throws against this defense....because Ricky will throw 1 more.....and the Jaguars will march off the field victoriously.

[Fritz88]

ROFL. Is this a CPer trolling their boards?
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[TimBone]

I'd like to see Stanzi get a shot down there.

[Fish]

Ricky Stanzi who makes the brightest plays when things look their darkness.

LMAO

[BlackHelicopters]

Obvious troll is obvious.

[Mike in SW-MO]

So which CPer went over there to troll?

[Eleazar]

I heard some of their fans at the game in week 1 yelling for the Real American.

[BossChief]

Not me.

[Easy 6]

Wow, epic homery

[RealSNR]

Oof.

[Eleazar]

Is this strange? There were people here with Stanzi signatures and such.

[mcaj22]

is this whats it like to leave a team and follow a player to another teams messageboard?

Stanzi homers flocked to the Jags board like these Alex Smith leeches came to CP as 49er fans now jumping off their own teams bandwagon because they are in meltdown mode

[Easy 6]

Is this strange? There were people here with Stanzi signatures and such.

They could've literally ran a piece of shit on a shingle out there last year and it would've been a welcome sight, someone, anyone different.

If a mans hungry enough, he'll eat out of the dumpster.

[RealSNR]

Is this strange? There were people here with Stanzi signatures and such.

When he was a rookie and Cassel and Palko were our other two QBs.

There's a difference.

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

When he "retires," there will be an amazing list of QBs who kept him from getting a start

Matt Cassel
Tyler Palko
Brady Quinn
Blaine Gabbert
Chad Henne

Let's hope his next stop is Cleveland or Oakland

[Rain Man]

If I look at the records of the teams that Stanzi has been on, I would conclude that he's a franchise killer.

[Ace Gunner]

"Ricky Stanzi who's got the instincts of a hawk(eye), the heart of a Chief and the elusiveness of a Jaguar."

Lol

[Sorter]

Stanzimani rides again!

[KCUnited]

Guy must have gotten his hands on those still photos of his release.

[Mr_Tomahawk]

Probably Aturnis or Bosschief.

[Tribal Warfare]

"Ricky Stanzi who's got the instincts of a hawk(eye), the heart of a Chief and the elusiveness of a Jaguar."

Lol

and the tenacity of a Cougar

[Tribal Warfare]

Probably Aturnis or Bosschief.

htismaque

[DaneMcCloud]

Probably Aturnis or Bosschief.

It was parody.

More likely it was L.A. Chief Fan or Gochiefs.

[rico]

Do they have a rep system on that board? I'd like to give that guy some positive....reputation.

[BlackHelicopters]

Didn't know we released this "American"

[Sorter]

htismaque

*pours one out for his homie*

[Consistent1]

That is honestly a decent board. No reason to be a troll....(But I admit it was pretty funny)

[FishingRod]

When he "retires," there will be an amazing list of QBs who kept him from getting a start

Matt Cassel
Tyler Palko
Brady Quinn
Blaine Gabbert
Chad Henne

Let's hope his next stop is Cleveland or Oakland


I am looking at this list and, in my head trying to rate them from sucks, to sucks more, on down to sucks the most.

I think I would place Henne as sucks the least by default but, it is really tough after that.

I am unaccustomed to a list with Cassel involved where he doesn’t win sucks the most and I am very confused.

[KChiefs1]

So which CPer went over there to troll?

Clay?

[BigCatDaddy]

The legend of Ricky Stanzi continues... a post from the Jacksonville Jaguars message board:


http://jungle.jaguars.com/index.php?/topic/158-the-answer-to-the-jags-problem-is-here/

So inspiring that I cranked up Derringer's "Real American" and ripped off my shirt.

[kepp]

So which CPer went over there to troll?

It almost has to be. The resemblance is uncanny.

[Red Gorilla]

Probably Aturnis or Bosschief.

Or Sorter... He probably won the 5 MVPs and 12 Superbowls on Madden with the guy. ROFL

[Sorter]

Or Sorter... He probably won the 5 MVPs and 12 Superbowls on Madden with the guy. ROFL

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[Dartgod]

It's probably Ricky Stanzi himself.

[FloridaMan88]

It's probably Ricky Stanzi himself.

If it wasn't, Stanzi should hire him/her to be his publicist.

[displacedinMN]

If you are an Iowa fan, all of that about Stanzi is true.

BUT---I was worried about him in the NFL. I always wondered about his arm strength.
He was often off one leg while throwing. Just did not see him being the next great QB.

[T-post Tom]

http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/Rickey-OMG.gif

[DaneMcCloud]

Waived by Jacksonville

@caplannfl: Jaguars waived QB Ricky Stanzi.

[teedubya]

Hilarious thread is hilarious.

[notorious]

Stanzi has been cut by the two worst teams in the NFL last year.

Time to get into insurance.

[chiefs1111]

Stanzi has been cut by the two worst teams in the NFL last year.

Time to get into insurance.

Does this mean he has to cut his hair?

[notorious]

Does this mean he has to cut his hair?

It gives him his strength.


Where the strength is has yet to be determined.

[Mav]

When he "retires," there will be an amazing list of QBs who kept him from getting a start

Matt Cassel
Tyler Palko
Brady Quinn
Blaine Gabbert
Chad Henne

Let's hope his next stop is Cleveland or Oakland

Fuck you. We already have our GREAT WHITE HYPE in local boy Brian Hoyer. Not to mention we already went with Charlie Frye of Akron, drafted Brady Quinn from Ohio. We have done enough of the home town hero bullshit.

Time for a real qb. They can trade every draft pick from now until 2026 if it means getting a franchise qb in Cleveland.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Poor Fabio

[Red Dawg]

I'd like to see Stanzi get a shot down there.

Me too. End the debate of if he is any good or not. I doubt he is seeing how Quinn beat him out for a back up job.

[Bowser]

Stanzi has been cut by the two worst teams in the NFL last year.

Time to get into insurance.

Nah. Be a Pharmaceutical Rep.

Hell, be anything but a fucking quarterback. He couldn't beat out Tyler Palko for playing time. TYLER GODDAMNED PALKO. And he calls himself a patriot. Jesus.

[TribalElder]

I hope stanzi gets a shot and ****ing lights it up
*edit* LMAO nevermind he was cut :(