Missouri Meth Map!

[gblowfish]

Jackson County down to just 13 cases.
WE NEED TO TRY HARDER PEOPLE!!!

http://tinyurl.com/kqmsgfp

[L.A. Chieffan]

HAHA the entire state of Cali only has 66, MO 888...

Start snorting coke people, its a waaay better high.

[MTG#10]

Indiana is the meth capital? Im pleasently surprised by this info.

[blaise]

HAHA the entire state of Cali only has 66, MO 888...

Start snorting coke people, its a waaay better high.

Something tells me that California number is skewed somehow.

[Rausch]

Eldon, Mo. will balance that all out by the end of the year...

[Dave Lane]

Wow missouri almost took the crown at 888 compared to 42 for Kansas. Amazing.

[ChiefsCountry]

Eldon, Mo. will balance that all out by the end of the year...

That is true. The Lake area is hit pretty hard by meth heads.

But actually Jefferson County south of St. Louis is the big area. Basically picture the hilly wood areas around Jeff City and the Lake and put it right outside St. Louis with lots more people.

[ChiefsCountry]

Speaking of meth, I actually had jury duty for a meth maker. I had no fucking clue about meth going into it, now I know way too much. Some scary shit and its stuff that all of us have in our houses right now.

[Rain Man]

My home county of Phelps beat the whole Kansas City metro area. Great work, townies.


As an aside, this might be a good data source for an expansion study of one's dental practice.

[hometeam]

I am surprised Moniteau and Miller county have zeros.. I am sure plenty of meth is being manufactured there.

[hometeam]

Eldon, Mo. will balance that all out by the end of the year...

Its a meth-mouth cesspool~

[mikey23545]

Where the hell is the gif of Bugs Bunny sawing off Florida when I need it?

We need to get away from you meth cooking fuckers...

[Rain Man]

Those sole practitioners in Mississippi, Nevada, North Dakota, Idaho, and Hawaii are on the cutting edge of their professions.

[MahiMike]

Yet another result of the failure of the chiefs.

[ChiefsCountry]

I am surprised Moniteau and Miller county have zeros.. I am sure plenty of meth is being manufactured there.

And Cole as well.

[gblowfish]

My favorite Meth Song:

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[mike_b_284]

I think this is b.s. Seriously, all of AZ has no meth incidents? NV has only one? Have you been to Nevada?

[Archie F. Swin]

two observartions

the Joplin tornado blew at least 30 "incidents" into Greene county

there's no way in hell there have been less than 20 incedents in Texas. Shit there were probably 16 incidents in my county last night.

[seclark]

holy shit.
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[Mr_Tomahawk]

Too easy...

[Rain Man]

This is how they're defining "meth incidents". So recognize that these aren't arrests for meth use or meth sale. They're more or less seizures of labs or former labs.

The statistics reflected on the following reports have been extracted from methamphetamine laboratory seizure incidents entered into the National Clandestine Laboratory Seizure System. Seizures entered into the system are classified in one of three ways: Operational Laboratories, Chemical/Equipment/Glassware seizures, and Dumpsites. Data reflected in map format are cumulative totals of the three types of seizure classifications occurring in each separate county.

These figures can be verified by contacting the Missouri State Highway Patrol at 573-526-6305. The Missouri State Highway Patrol's Division of Drug and Crime Control serves as the collection and entry point for statewide methamphetamine laboratory seizures.

[Cannibal]

Livesteam is from Indiana?

[Mama Hip Rockets]

So, it looks like they still haven't caught Heisenberg.

[notorious]

Wow, just wow.

Are there better hiding spots in Missouri? WTF?

[MIAdragon]

I think this is b.s. Seriously, all of AZ has no meth incidents? NV has only one? Have you been to Nevada?

It's lab related, I'm sure they get most of their meth from Mexico, no need to produce when you can get high grade for cheap.

[Rain Man]

Wow, just wow.

Are there better hiding spots in Missouri? WTF?


Or maybe there are worse hiding spots in Missouri since they're getting caught.

[notorious]

Or maybe there are worse hiding spots in Missouri since they're getting caught.

Touche.

[Frazod]

I see the liberalization of Kirksvile, including shipping up busloads of inner city dirtbags and dumping them in public housing, has done wonders for the Adair County crime rate.

You can't smoke a cigarette anywhere, but apparently there's more than enough meth to go around for everybody.

:shake:

[Rain Man]

It's lab related, I'm sure they get most of their meth from Mexico, no need to produce when you can get high grade for cheap.


NAFTA continues to move American manufacturing jobs to foreign countries.

[jjjayb]

I think this is b.s. Seriously, all of AZ has no meth incidents? NV has only one? Have you been to Nevada?

I can tell you for certain those numbers are not legit. Having lived in Arizona, there is no way in hell they've had 0 meth incidents. I think it may come down to the way they are reported in each state.

[wazu]

I can tell you for certain those numbers are not legit. Having lived in Arizona, there is no way in hell they've had 0 meth incidents. I think it may come down to the way they are reported in each state.

Or maybe Sheriff Joe is just that awesome.

[vailpass]

Or maybe Sheriff Joe is just that awesome.

Joe is a ball buster no doubt. But he costs us a lot of $.

[Radar Chief]

I can tell you for certain those numbers are not legit. Having lived in Arizona, there is no way in hell they've had 0 meth incidents. I think it may come down to the way they are reported in each state.

What they mean by “meth incidents” is they seized meth making equipment/material, a.k.a. busted a meth lab. Since meth has been increasingly imported from Mexico the numbers actually make sense. The states with the high numbers are where the hillbillies are still making it themselves.

[Imon Yourside]

HAHA the entire state of Cali only has 66, MO 888...

Start snorting coke people, its a waaay better high.

It worked for Quin Snyder, I mean your not talking about the legal liquid soda pop are you?

[Radar Chief]

It worked for Quin Snyder, I mean your not talking about the legal liquid soda pop are you?

Yea, cause the carbonation always used to fuck my sinuses up.

[alpha_omega]

Man...haven't people figured out by now that this stuff is bad?

[vailpass]

Man...haven't people figured out by now that this stuff is bad?

Right? Show me the meth scenario that had ended well.

[gblowfish]

It worked for Quin Snyder, I mean your not talking about the legal liquid soda pop are you?

Well, in all fairness, Quin did snort his off Paige Laurie's tits, so he had that going for him....

[Chief Roundup]

Wow at Jefferson County and the greater St. Louis area. You sure can tell that the I-44 corridor is used by transporters as well as the police.

[vailpass]

Well, in all fairness, Quin did snort his off Paige Laurie's tits, so he had that going for him....

Well, in that case...

[Radar Chief]

Right? Show me the meth scenario that had ended well.

:shrug: I’ve never seen one.
I’ve never met a meth head the got off that shit and stayed off.

[vailpass]

:shrug: I’ve never seen one.
I’ve never met a meth head the got off that shit and stayed off.

Doesn't happen. I don't care about prosecuting pot but they need to go after that evil shit hard.

[Imon Yourside]

Well, in all fairness, Quin did snort his off Paige Laurie's tits, so he had that going for him....

It's good you have a sense of humor about it man. :D

[Great Expectations]

Anybody who has seen the movie Winter's Bone knows the police aint doin their job in Taney County.

[Ace Gunner]

I am surprised Moniteau and Miller county have zeros.. I am sure plenty of meth is being manufactured there.

well, you know -- if nobody got caught then it dint happen /US stream of conscious denial

[Radar Chief]

Doesn't happen. I don't care about prosecuting pot but they need to go after that evil shit hard.

At least pot heads are too lazy to break into a vehicle, home or place of work to steal everything not nailed down to score more pot.

[vailpass]

At least pot heads are too lazy to break into a vehicle, home or place of work to steal everything not nailed down to score more pot.

Yes.

[Ace Gunner]

At least pot heads are too lazy to break into a vehicle, home or place of work to steal everything not nailed down to score more pot.

ya but otherwise, potheads are murdering thieves -- it's just there is no data to support this age old claim.

[mike_b_284]

It's lab related, I'm sure they get most of their meth from Mexico, no need to produce when you can get high grade for cheap.

AHH! good call.

[Ace Gunner]

oh, and we are all aware meth labs were started by potheads that moved up to more powerful drugs, right? right.

[ModSocks]

Looks like Jefferson is where you wanna be if you're looking for a good time. I bet the pussy is cheap over there.

[Radar Chief]

Looks like Jefferson is where you wanna be if you're looking for a good time. I bet the pussy is cheap over there.

And the chicks are toothless. Bonus, right?

[Ace Gunner]

Looks like Jefferson is where you wanna be if you're looking for a good time. I bet the pussy is cheap over there.

thx for the pro tip

[mike_b_284]

Man...haven't people figured out by now that this stuff is bad?

Knowing it is bad and getting off of it are two different animals.

[Ace Gunner]

And the chicks are toothless. Bonus, right?

:eek:(insta boner)

[Ace Gunner]

Man...haven't people figured out by now that this stuff is bad?

srsly how many public service announcements do you see re pot?

and how many re any other drug besides alcohol?

Kids aren't educated anymore. and we know how tough it is to reach kids in the first place.

[ModSocks]

And the chicks are toothless. Bonus, right?

Don't knock it till you try it...

[ModSocks]

srsly how many public service announcements do you see re pot?

and how many re any other drug besides alcohol?

Kids aren't educated anymore. and we know how tough it is to reach kids in the first place.

Kids are plenty educated on it. They just don't care.

As a youngster, you're naive and think you can control it.

[Sorter]

North Dakota is just prime for the taking, future Heisenbergs.

[Ace Gunner]

Knowing it is bad and getting off of it are two different animals.

we know from stats reaching kids after they have developed an appetite for meth and other hard drugs, chances of success are less than 50 %.

Much better to educate kids before they possibly develop into methheads. Hell, we know the make up of vulnerable children much better now than ever, yet our stats are worse.

[Ace Gunner]

Kids are plenty educated on it. They just don't care.

As a youngster, you're naive and think you can control it.

what is your criteria for "educated".

[ModSocks]

Is it easier to get meth or weed in Missouri?

[Strongside]

Only 3 in New Mexico? Heisenberg has really fallen off.

[Easy 6]

I'll just never understand how anyone can know the ingredient list on that crap and still want to try it.

"I hate myself and want to die"

[Predarat]

Lots of meth in Tennessee. Keep that in mind if you are heading here for the Chiefs/Titans game in a week and a few days.

[ModSocks]

Lots of meth in Tennessee. Keep that in mind if you are heading here for the Chiefs/Titans game in a week and a few days.

Usless w/o names & Phone numbers

[ModSocks]

I still wanna know if it's easier to get Meth or weed in MO....

[Ace Gunner]

I'll just never understand how anyone can know the ingredient list on that crap and still want to try it.

"I hate myself and want to die"

most kids don't even know what their burger is made of, let alone the ingredients of meth. they're kids. they don't really give one fuck and they don't understand most of the stuff they do.

[Ace Gunner]

I still wanna know if it's easier to get Meth or weed in MO....

http://www.topix.com/forum/drug/oxycontin/TVTE903GFAFAQUR3M

[Predarat]

Usless w/o names & Phone numbers

No need for phone numbers, just go to Woodbury or McMinnville TN.

[JoeyChuckles]

So, it looks like they still haven't caught Heisenberg.

Actually, he must die in the last episode, because his home state of New Mexico is running dry.

[Halfcan]

From last year to this year-the numbers drop off. Meth kills. Eventually the % of the population that is dumb enough to cook it or do it- will either blow themselves up, go to prison, or rot away from the inside out. It is a problem that will handle itself with time.

[Valiant]

I think missouri is one of the few states to report it. I have been to many other states and just as bad.

[BigOlChiefsfan]

As mentioned 'Winter's Bone' is a pretty good look at meth life in mid-Missouri. Here's a short story by the same author about another mid-MO fellow dealing with a couple hillbilly meth heads. TV shows to the contrary, it ain't real pretty out there.

http://www.esquire.com/cm/esquire/data/TWINFORKS3.pdf

And a soundtrack if you need one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C4Bp-68W-2c

[Easy 6]

most kids don't even know what their burger is made of, let alone the ingredients of meth. they're kids. they don't really give one **** and they don't understand most of the stuff they do.

Yeah, but there are plenty of adults who do know but that doesnt stop them.

In fact, i was behind a 20something at walgreens today who was trying to buy a single box (the only amount that wont get the cops called) of pseudo filled cold medicine, but he couldnt because he couldnt provide ID... dude was in pajamas at 3pm, itching on his neck and arms, hair all ****ed up...

He was old enough to know better, it was sad.

[listopencil]

This map is racist. It could be used to avoid white trash.