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Hammock Parties
09-27-2013, 09:37 AM
COUNT ZARTH IS WARMING UP STAGE LEFT

http://i.imgur.com/oJ0gbTv.gif

http://www.dailynorseman.com/2013/9/27/4776426/matt-cassel-officially-named-starter-for-steelers-game

The Minnesota Vikings have officially announced (well, if a team's Facebook account is considered 'official') that Matt Cassel will start Sunday's 'home' game in London against Pittsburgh.

Cassel, who is replacing an injured Christian Ponder (ribs), will try to steer the Vikings towards their first win of the season, and comes into a situation that few expected a month ago. The Vikings are 0-3 and on the verge of their season imploding, if it already hasn't. With issues at QB, offensive line, and all over the defense, the Vikings have stumbled badly out of the gate, and they really need a spark.

Will Cassel provide that? It remains to be seen.

el borracho
09-27-2013, 09:42 AM
Provide a spark?! Of course he can! Hell, it was his job to light the dumpster on fire each Sunday in his four years in Kansas City!

rabblerouser
09-27-2013, 09:43 AM
ROFL

the Steelers will get their first win this weekend...

InChiefsHeaven
09-27-2013, 09:43 AM
I almost feel sorry for Matt. No wait...I don't.

Phobia
09-27-2013, 09:44 AM
Guess I'm out of the survivor pool.

Direckshun
09-27-2013, 09:45 AM
Guess I'm out of the survivor pool.

ROFL

Eleazar
09-27-2013, 09:47 AM
"There was a thread about this, but it's not mine, so..."

Mr. Arrowhead
09-27-2013, 09:49 AM
All the viking fans on twitter are all pumped up LMAO

Chiefs Pantalones
09-27-2013, 09:51 AM
Qassel is going down.

Rasputin
09-27-2013, 09:51 AM
ROFL

the Steelers will get their first win this weekend...



Not so sure about that Matt Cassel one of the best hand off QBs in the league and he gets too hand the ball off to yo Adrian Peterson. Matt Cassel will get the credit for win LMAO

AussieChiefsFan
09-27-2013, 09:52 AM
BREAKING: Vikings sign former Chiefs QB Matt Cassel to 6 year, $60m contract.

PRIEST
09-27-2013, 09:53 AM
Haha will make it worth watching

Phobia
09-27-2013, 09:54 AM
"There was a thread about this, but it's not mine, so..."

Heh. People are funny that way.

Marco Polo
09-27-2013, 10:04 AM
I need to pick up Pittsburgh D on my fantasy team...

Otter
09-27-2013, 10:06 AM
Good luck with that.

Scorp
09-27-2013, 10:09 AM
Omaha! Omaha! ....................... Oh shit! Oh shit!................... COULD SOMEONE PLEASE PUT MY HAT ON ME?

MGRS13
09-27-2013, 10:12 AM
If the NFL were smart they would have one camera and one mic devoted solely to Haley on the sidelines. His revenge will be sinister!

BigCatDaddy
09-27-2013, 10:13 AM
To the Vikings Board!

Rain Man
09-27-2013, 10:23 AM
Jared Allen is now demanding a trade to any team but Kansas City.

whoman69
09-27-2013, 10:26 AM
Provide a spark?! Of course he can! Hell, it was his job to light the dumpster on fire each Sunday in his four years in Kansas City!

and each week he said challenge accepted, it was normally a dumpster fire

scho63
09-27-2013, 10:27 AM
Adam Teicher wrote today that Matt deserved a better legacy in KC and he was glad to see him starting in Minnesota.

ARE YOU F**KING KIDDING ME???

Adam Teicher may now be the single worst ESPN reporter I've ever seen. :banghead:

http://espn.go.com/blog/kansas-city-chiefs/post/_/id/861/cassel-deserved-better-legacy-with-chiefs

I'm not posting the whole story

Frazod
09-27-2013, 10:27 AM
Jared Allen is now demanding a trade to any team but Kansas City.

Shit, he'd love to be a part of the defense we have now.

whoman69
09-27-2013, 10:28 AM
Jared Allen is now demanding a trade to any team but Kansas City.

Don't think we'd have a spot for Jared. I don't think he can play end in a 3-4. We certainly don't want him taking playing time from Hali and Houston.

digger
09-27-2013, 10:29 AM
they really need a spark.

http://www.gtotoy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Dumpster-Fire.jpg

Bowser
09-27-2013, 10:32 AM
I've stared into the abyss, and The Cassel has stared back.

Mosbonian
09-27-2013, 10:42 AM
I have a friend who is a Vikings fan...she sent me an email a little bit ago asking me about Matt Cassel. I had to break the bad news to her.....

loochy
09-27-2013, 10:44 AM
Is this a late game? I hope si because I want to watch the suckage and rofl.

lcarus
09-27-2013, 10:47 AM
Is this a late game? I hope si because I want to watch the suckage and rofl.

Clay already said he's gonna gif up the christ out of it. So we'll all get to see the good stuff no matter.

Frazod
09-27-2013, 10:48 AM
I have a friend who is a Vikings fan...she sent me an email a little bit ago asking me about Matt Cassel. I had to break the bad news to her.....

Send her this. Tell her it pretty much sums him up.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/2Av4LK4Ve6k" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Bowser
09-27-2013, 10:49 AM
Send her this. Tell her it pretty much sums him up.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/2Av4LK4Ve6k" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

LMAO

This, much like the True Fan gif, will never grow old. It ages like a fine wine, actually.

whoman69
09-27-2013, 10:52 AM
Adam Teicher wrote today that Matt deserved a better legacy in KC and he was glad to see him starting in Minnesota.

ARE YOU F**KING KIDDING ME???

Adam Teicher may now be the single worst ESPN reporter I've ever seen. :banghead:

http://espn.go.com/blog/kansas-city-chiefs/post/_/id/861/cassel-deserved-better-legacy-with-chiefs

I'm not posting the whole story

What sort of legacy should he have? Worst QB since Mike Livingston?

BlackHelicopters
09-27-2013, 10:54 AM
A purple messiah.

Frazod
09-27-2013, 10:54 AM
What sort of legacy should he have? Worst QB since Mike Livingston?

To be fair, he was probably a touch better than Quinn.

Mosbonian
09-27-2013, 10:55 AM
What sort of legacy should he have? Worst QB since Mike Livingston?

Sorry...but Mike Livingston comes nowhere close to being the worst Chiefs QB. That will always fall to Todd Blackledge.

AussieChiefsFan
09-27-2013, 10:57 AM
To be fair, he was probably a touch better than Quinn.

And palko.

TEX
09-27-2013, 10:58 AM
I wonder if Cassel ever wonders why all the team's he's on latley really suck?

Simply Red
09-27-2013, 10:58 AM
COUNT ZARTH IS WARMING UP STAGE LEFT

http://i.imgur.com/oJ0gbTv.gif

http://www.dailynorseman.com/2013/9/27/4776426/matt-cassel-officially-named-starter-for-steelers-game

Count Zarth is to remain on reserve - only to be used against divisional foes. GOT IT?

TEX
09-27-2013, 10:59 AM
And palko.

And Croyle?

Man, the Chiefs have had some really terrible QB's...ROFL

Bowser
09-27-2013, 11:00 AM
And Croyle?

Man, the Chiefs have had some really terrible QB's...ROFL

Damon Huard

Simply Red
09-27-2013, 11:02 AM
Damon Huard

wasn't Bono really horrible?

AussieChiefsFan
09-27-2013, 11:02 AM
And Croyle?

Man, the Chiefs have had some really terrible QB's...ROFL

Man how did we manage to have so many crappy QBs...

It's inching towards Cleveland level.

Although, I guess Alex smith looks HOF caliber compared to the last couple guys we mentioned.

Bowser
09-27-2013, 11:08 AM
wasn't Bono really horrible?

Yes, even if he completely faked out the entire Cardinals defense to run 76 yards for a touchdown.

Plus him and his snotty wife didn't like our food. He can fuck right off with that.

Mav
09-27-2013, 11:14 AM
Man how did we manage to have so many crappy QBs...

It's inching towards Cleveland level.

Although, I guess Alex smith looks HOF caliber compared to the last couple guys we mentioned.

Thank you for pointing out the amount of suck my browns have at qb. And still have. Luckily, I think we are going to make another RUN at fixing that problem.

My biggest fear though, is its Teddy or bust. Got clowns on that board clamoring for Mettenburger from LSU.

Personally, I think its either Teddy, or Kevin Hogan from Stanford. Don't trust Marriota, don't trust Braxton Miller, definetly DONT WANT JOHNNY RETARD.

alpha_omega
09-27-2013, 11:23 AM
Heh...i just forwarded the link to a Vikings fan friend of mine...expressing my sincerest condolences. Poor guy.

Rasputin
09-27-2013, 11:23 AM
Dave Krieg small hands.

big nasty kcnut
09-27-2013, 11:28 AM
blackledge and it's not even close. Fuck that cracker.

TEX
09-27-2013, 11:32 AM
wasn't Bono really horrible?

In big games he sure was, but the team did manage to win 13 games in one season with him. I'll tell you what though, he was AWESOME at hiding the football with Play-Action. Just ask the Cardinals! ROFL

Seriously, Bono could hide that ball better than anyone. To this day I've never seen anyone better at it. He'd turn it in such a way that it looked invisible. It's what he did with the ball after he hid it, specifically trow it, that mostly caused him problems...

Mosbonian
09-27-2013, 11:33 AM
The lineage of really crappy QB's is strong in the DNA of KC QB's. To me, only 3 QB's are worth mentioning in regards to KC Chiefs history

Dawson
Montana (although not really a "Chief")
Green

After that everyone is average to pathetic.

KC_Lee
09-27-2013, 11:33 AM
In big games he sure was, but the team did manage to win 13 games in one season with him. I'll tell you what though, he was AWESOME at hiding the football with Play-Action. Just ask the Cardinals! ROFL

Seriously, Bono could hide that ball better than anyone. To this day I've never seen anyone better at it. He'd turn it in such a way that it looked invisible. It's what he did with the ball after he hid it, specifically trow it, that mostly caused him problems...

Steve DeBerg takes issue with this post.

gblowfish
09-27-2013, 11:36 AM
The lineage of really crappy QB's is strong in the DNA of KC QB's. To me, only 3 QB's are worth mentioning in regards to KC Chiefs history

Dawson
Montana (although not really a "Chief")
Green

After that everyone is average to pathetic.

Steve DeBerg was a decent QB for us. He was a little better than average.

Just wait till Casshole gets Adrian Peterson killed on an errant check down pass, can't wait to hear the screaming out of Minnesota....

Mosbonian
09-27-2013, 11:36 AM
Steve DeBerg takes issue with this post.

I thought I remember somewhere that it was either Montana or Walsh said that the best at the Play Action fake was Steve Deberg...

Frazod
09-27-2013, 11:37 AM
The lineage of really crappy QB's is strong in the DNA of KC QB's. To me, only 3 QB's are worth mentioning in regards to KC Chiefs history

Dawson
Montana (although not really a "Chief")
Green

After that everyone is average to pathetic.

Gannon should have been on that list. Still mind-blowing that they threw all that money at Girlbac and let him rot on the bench AND THEN go to fucking Oakland.

Mosbonian
09-27-2013, 12:03 PM
Gannon should have been on that list. Still mind-blowing that they threw all that money at Girlbac and let him rot on the bench AND THEN go to ****ing Oakland.

I would concur except that he didn't get to play enough for us to really qualify as a Chiefs QB.

Mr. Arrowhead
09-27-2013, 12:31 PM
Tweet from the Vikings official twitter account LMAO


Minnesota Vikings ‏@Vikings 9m

How are the Steelers adjusting to the news of Matt Cassel starting?

gblowfish
09-27-2013, 12:32 PM
Eric Winston thinks this is "Thickening and Disguthting....."

Ace Gunner
09-27-2013, 12:33 PM
Tweet from the Vikings official twitter account LMAO


Minnesota Vikings ‏@Vikings 9m

How are the Steelers adjusting to the news of Matt Cassel starting?

they are practicing DB cover 15 feet away from the WR's

Mosbonian
09-27-2013, 12:33 PM
Tweet from the Vikings official twitter account LMAO


Minnesota Vikings ‏@Vikings 9m

How are the Steelers adjusting to the news of Matt Cassel starting?

I think they are probably having to adjust themselves from a rolling-on-the-floor-laughing position.

tk13
09-27-2013, 12:34 PM
I thought that was a joke, but that's a legitimate tweet.

Mr. Arrowhead
09-27-2013, 12:37 PM
I thought that was a joke, but that's a legitimate tweet.
yup right here

https://twitter.com/Vikings/status/383657807972532224

The Franchise
09-27-2013, 12:37 PM
To be fair, he was probably a touch better than Quinn.

Hey...hey....hey......fuck you.

Chase Daniels wishes he could hold Brady Quinn's jockstrap. LMAO

TLO
09-27-2013, 12:38 PM
Minnesota Vikings ‏@Vikings 9m

How are the Steelers adjusting to the news of Matt Cassel starting?

LMAO

BlackHelicopters
09-27-2013, 12:38 PM
Tweet from the Vikings official twitter account LMAO


Minnesota Vikings ‏@Vikings 9m

How are the Steelers adjusting to the news of Matt Cassel starting?


Fake tweet. Gotta be.

Frazod
09-27-2013, 12:44 PM
Hey...hey....hey......fuck you.

Chase Daniels wishes he could hold Brady Quinn's jockstrap. LMAO

:#

Don't make me go Frigidaire on your ass......

BlackHelicopters
09-27-2013, 12:48 PM
Every senior citizen needs life lock.

The Franchise
09-27-2013, 12:49 PM
:#

Don't make me go Frigidaire on your ass......

ROFL

Kerberos
09-27-2013, 12:51 PM
ROFL

the Steelers will get their first win this weekend...

All the viking fans on twitter are all pumped up LMAO

I need to pick up Pittsburgh D on my fantasy team...

As soon as I heard this I picked the Steelers to win against Viqueens in the weekly pool that 5 of my fellow co-workers and I submit every week through Boyd Gaming here in Vegas.

Frazod
09-27-2013, 12:54 PM
ROFL

I don't even think Tomahawk is retarded enough to prefer Cassel/Quinn over Daniel.

Although me might be. :D

BlackHelicopters
09-27-2013, 12:56 PM
I got some bad ideas in my head.

Imon Yourside
09-27-2013, 01:08 PM
You know Haley is absolutely LMAO as i'm ROFL

Graystoke
09-27-2013, 01:14 PM
Viking Fans Please Fasten Your Seatbelt.

http://elysianhunter.files.wordpress.com/2013/05/trainwreck.jpg

wazu
09-27-2013, 01:43 PM
The Steelers are a bad team. Cassel is going to light them up and throw 4 TDs, cementing his starter status for the remainder of the year. They will miss the playoffs, sign Cassel long term, and then he'll be back as starter next year. And that is how Adrian Peterson and Jared Allen's careers will draw to a close. Fans looking on, slowly coming to grips with the horror that is Matt Cassel.

wink91wink
09-27-2013, 01:54 PM
Poor Vikings fan don't know what they are in for.

Sweet Daddy Hate
09-27-2013, 01:57 PM
wasn't Bono really horrible?

Bono was a mouth-breathing retard. One of the worst we've ever had.

And piss on Matt Cassel.

Imon Yourside
09-27-2013, 01:57 PM
I don't even think Tomahawk is retarded enough to prefer Cassel/Quinn over Daniel.

Although me might be. :D

I'm not a fan of any of them.

Sweet Daddy Hate
09-27-2013, 02:01 PM
I'm not a fan of any of them.

This. Suck a butt, they can.

Crush
09-27-2013, 02:02 PM
"Now I become Cassel, the destroyer of seasons."

BlackHelicopters
09-27-2013, 02:03 PM
Which Vikings board is the best to troll?

Dragonocho
09-27-2013, 02:05 PM
I wonder if Cassel ever wonders why all the team's he's on latley really suck?

Like Billy Butler wonders why he has never been to the playoffs <ducks and runs>

Thig Lyfe
09-27-2013, 02:58 PM
http://www.sportfishermen.com/board/attachments/f9/246235d1361454637t-laughing-hysterically.gif

Easy 6
09-27-2013, 04:48 PM
Tweet from the Vikings official twitter account LMAO


Minnesota Vikings ‏@Vikings 9m

How are the Steelers adjusting to the news of Matt Cassel starting?

ROFL they're doing lines of blow off strippers asses and chugging Patron.

OrtonsPiercedTaint
09-27-2013, 05:07 PM
It will take a 40 acre field of cotton to plug Cris Carter's weeping vagina next week.

Stalker
09-27-2013, 05:27 PM
Right I'm going down the bookies

KCTitus
09-27-2013, 05:34 PM
I really cannot wait to see some of this game...I mean if there was ever a time to Schadenfreude, this would be it.

*edit* and I have AP on my fantasy team...

Rasputin
09-27-2013, 06:05 PM
They may just as well give ol Bret Fafarvre a call.

Valiant
09-27-2013, 07:03 PM
Well I guess haley gets to be useful for the first time in Pittsburgh.

Frazod
09-27-2013, 07:04 PM
They may just as well give ol Bret Fafarvre a call.

I'll bet he'll stick close to the phone late Sunday afternoon.

Pasta Little Brioni
09-27-2013, 07:05 PM
They were begging for him. Be careful what you wish for.

TribalElder
09-27-2013, 07:07 PM
Just when you though the London games level of fail couldn't get any worse

The Vikings go and do something like name Cassel the starter

The bar has been raised

hat tip to Minnesota

Frazod
09-27-2013, 07:10 PM
Just when you though the London games level of fail couldn't get any worse

The Vikings go and do something like name Cassel the starter

The bar has been raised

hat tip to Minnesota

At least we won't have to worry about them wanting to see anymore games. LMAO

Bwana
09-27-2013, 07:29 PM
I caught this earlier, the poor bastards. :shake:

Pasta Little Brioni
09-27-2013, 07:41 PM
Joke sending games overseas...may as well play one

HMc
09-27-2013, 08:38 PM
Damon Huard

Bit rough on Huard. He was a career backup that managed the game in 2006 as well as anyone could possibly have expected of him. I don't think 98 is a bad rating for half a season of starting from a backup QB. Not his fault the Chiefs weren't able to find a starting QB.

Ragged Robin
09-27-2013, 08:39 PM
Matt Cassel was born to sit the bench. Just like Kolb, Flynn, Leinart, etc. He'll prove that he's a career backup once again.

ILChief
09-27-2013, 09:30 PM
Posts from thevikingnation.com:

Was reading a Simpson quote on 1500 and he said because of Cassel's composure & leadership "it will be good to have him in the huddle..."
The o-line might not make it pretty for Cassel but at least Cassel will have balls in the pocket, wont stare down his primary targets, will probably make quicker decisions instead of holding the ball too long and maybe wait a little longer for the WR's to run routes instead of dumping it off to the TE or RB/FB when he isnt getting pressure..Ponder is so scared in the pocker that I think sometimes he panics when he isnt getting pressure.

Im not saying Cassel will light it up but its like somebody else said the WR's might get more action now and like AK said the game got more interesting to watch..

Sweet Daddy Hate
09-27-2013, 09:34 PM
Posts from thevikingnation.com:

Was reading a Simpson quote on 1500 and he said because of Cassel's composure & leadership "it will be good to have him in the huddle..."
The o-line might not make it pretty for Cassel but at least Cassel will have balls in the pocket, wont stare down his primary targets, will probably make quicker decisions instead of holding the ball too long and maybe wait a little longer for the WR's to run routes instead of dumping it off to the TE or RB/FB when he isnt getting pressure..Ponder is so scared in the pocker that I think sometimes he panics when he isnt getting pressure.

Im not saying Cassel will light it up but its like somebody else said the WR's might get more action now and like AK said the game got more interesting to watch..






LMAO Oh snap...

Red Beans
09-27-2013, 09:36 PM
Posts from thevikingnation.com:

Was reading a Simpson quote on 1500 and he said because of Cassel's composure & leadership "it will be good to have him in the huddle..."
The o-line might not make it pretty for Cassel but at least Cassel will have balls in the pocket, wont stare down his primary targets, will probably make quicker decisions instead of holding the ball too long and maybe wait a little longer for the WR's to run routes instead of dumping it off to the TE or RB/FB when he isnt getting pressure..Ponder is so scared in the pocker that I think sometimes he panics when he isnt getting pressure.

Im not saying Cassel will light it up but its like somebody else said the WR's might get more action now and like AK said the game got more interesting to watch..





Holy shit. Clearly they're not aware that this is the same Matt Casshole that shit all over the QB position in Kansas City. I am in awe that this is someone's expectation for that doofus.

Frazod
09-27-2013, 09:39 PM
I sort of feel bad for them. Reminds me of when Cassel went down and we hoped that Quinn would do better, mainly because how could he be worse than Cassel?

And he was.

HMc
09-27-2013, 10:01 PM
Can't believe Quinn is still getting work. Has he ever been anything other than complete garbage?

A UDFA would be cheaper and possibly better, I would have thought.

KcMizzou
09-27-2013, 10:05 PM
I sort of feel bad for them. Reminds me of when Cassel went down and we hoped that Quinn would do better, mainly because how could he be worse than Cassel?

And he was.Well, it could be Palko.

Thig Lyfe
09-27-2013, 10:19 PM
Posts from thevikingnation.com:

Was reading a Simpson quote on 1500 and he said because of Cassel's composure & leadership "it will be good to have him in the huddle..."
The o-line might not make it pretty for Cassel but at least Cassel will have balls in the pocket, wont stare down his primary targets, will probably make quicker decisions instead of holding the ball too long and maybe wait a little longer for the WR's to run routes instead of dumping it off to the TE or RB/FB when he isnt getting pressure..Ponder is so scared in the pocker that I think sometimes he panics when he isnt getting pressure.

Im not saying Cassel will light it up but its like somebody else said the WR's might get more action now and like AK said the game got more interesting to watch..





http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Kristen-Bell-Laughing-to-Crying.gif

Ace Gunner
09-27-2013, 10:24 PM
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ln0umur3m81qdnwiro1_500.gif

KcMizzou
09-27-2013, 10:24 PM
http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/Kristen-Bell-Laughing-to-Crying.gifperfect gif

notorious
09-27-2013, 10:29 PM
Posts from thevikingnation.com:

Was reading a Simpson quote on 1500 and he said because of Cassel's composure & leadership "it will be good to have him in the huddle..."
The o-line might not make it pretty for Cassel but at least Cassel will have balls in the pocket, wont stare down his primary targets, will probably make quicker decisions instead of holding the ball too long and maybe wait a little longer for the WR's to run routes instead of dumping it off to the TE or RB/FB when he isnt getting pressure..Ponder is so scared in the pocker that I think sometimes he panics when he isnt getting pressure.

Im not saying Cassel will light it up but its like somebody else said the WR's might get more action now and like AK said the game got more interesting to watch..





http://blogs.ubc.ca/jessjesschen/files/2012/11/pandasad.gif

Bowser
09-28-2013, 12:05 AM
http://blogs.ubc.ca/jessjesschen/files/2012/11/pandasad.gif

This

007
09-28-2013, 12:15 AM
So who all is invading the Viqueens board to act like 49er fans?

007
09-28-2013, 12:15 AM
Posts from thevikingnation.com:

Was reading a Simpson quote on 1500 and he said because of Cassel's composure & leadership "it will be good to have him in the huddle..."
The o-line might not make it pretty for Cassel but at least Cassel will have balls in the pocket, wont stare down his primary targets, will probably make quicker decisions instead of holding the ball too long and maybe wait a little longer for the WR's to run routes instead of dumping it off to the TE or RB/FB when he isnt getting pressure..Ponder is so scared in the pocker that I think sometimes he panics when he isnt getting pressure.

Im not saying Cassel will light it up but its like somebody else said the WR's might get more action now and like AK said the game got more interesting to watch..





oh holy shit thats funny. LMAO

mdchiefsfan
09-28-2013, 03:35 AM
Posts from thevikingnation.com:

Was reading a Simpson quote on 1500 and he said because of Cassel's composure & leadership "it will be good to have him in the huddle..."
The o-line might not make it pretty for Cassel but at least Cassel will have balls in the pocket, wont stare down his primary targets, will probably make quicker decisions instead of holding the ball too long and maybe wait a little longer for the WR's to run routes instead of dumping it off to the TE or RB/FB when he isnt getting pressure..Ponder is so scared in the pocker that I think sometimes he panics when he isnt getting pressure.

Im not saying Cassel will light it up but its like somebody else said the WR's might get more action now and like AK said the game got more interesting to watch..





That guy has to be a Chiefs troll. LMAO

007
09-28-2013, 04:29 AM
That guy has to be a Chiefs troll. LMAO

Or just plain stupid.

Did none of those fans even see him in the preseason?ROFL

the Talking Can
09-28-2013, 04:29 AM
Posts from thevikingnation.com:

Was reading a Simpson quote on 1500 and he said because of Cassel's composure & leadership "it will be good to have him in the huddle..."
The o-line might not make it pretty for Cassel but at least Cassel will have balls in the pocket, wont stare down his primary targets, will probably make quicker decisions instead of holding the ball too long and maybe wait a little longer for the WR's to run routes instead of dumping it off to the TE or RB/FB when he isnt getting pressure..Ponder is so scared in the pocker that I think sometimes he panics when he isnt getting pressure.

Im not saying Cassel will light it up but its like somebody else said the WR's might get more action now and like AK said the game got more interesting to watch..





http://24.media.tumblr.com/1b05d18c45f34c4f2f5116519544c16b/tumblr_mtg3jgPg4v1sj63izo1_400.gif

BlackHelicopters
09-28-2013, 09:36 AM
Posts from thevikingnation.com:

Was reading a Simpson quote on 1500 and he said because of Cassel's composure & leadership "it will be good to have him in the huddle..."
The o-line might not make it pretty for Cassel but at least Cassel will have balls in the pocket, wont stare down his primary targets, will probably make quicker decisions instead of holding the ball too long and maybe wait a little longer for the WR's to run routes instead of dumping it off to the TE or RB/FB when he isnt getting pressure..Ponder is so scared in the pocker that I think sometimes he panics when he isnt getting pressure.

Im not saying Cassel will light it up but its like somebody else said the WR's might get more action now and like AK said the game got more interesting to watch..






Unreal. Have they ever seen Castle play?

Pasta Little Brioni
09-28-2013, 09:46 AM
Those poor, delusional fucks

Dayze
09-28-2013, 10:58 AM
I might watch parts of this just to make myself feel better

teedubya
09-28-2013, 11:17 AM
Bwhahahah!!!! Hilarious. Fucking Vikings fans have to be upset.

NJChiefsFan
09-28-2013, 11:54 AM
Posts from thevikingnation.com:

Was reading a Simpson quote on 1500 and he said because of Cassel's composure & leadership "it will be good to have him in the huddle..."
The o-line might not make it pretty for Cassel but at least Cassel will have balls in the pocket, wont stare down his primary targets, will probably make quicker decisions instead of holding the ball too long and maybe wait a little longer for the WR's to run routes instead of dumping it off to the TE or RB/FB when he isnt getting pressure..Ponder is so scared in the pocker that I think sometimes he panics when he isnt getting pressure.

Im not saying Cassel will light it up but its like somebody else said the WR's might get more action now and like AK said the game got more interesting to watch..





I mean........................wow. I feel bad for Vikings fans if they feel this way. Never in my life have I seen somebody describe an athlete in a way that was entirely the opposite of how they actually were worse than this. I could spend all day looking for a player and describing them as the complete opposite of how they actually were and I still wouldn't top this take on Cassel.

ILChief
09-28-2013, 12:45 PM
They were blaming cassels poor play on being in a bad situation, poor coaching, 6000 offensive coordinators in four years, bla blah

Rausch
09-28-2013, 12:48 PM
I mean........................wow. I feel bad for Vikings fans if they feel this way. Never in my life have I seen somebody describe an athlete in a way that was entirely the opposite of how they actually were worse than this.

I'd say Steve Bono but that was only in hushed whispers and long before teh interwebs...

Oh Snap
09-28-2013, 02:35 PM
Watched NFL network and they talked about Cassel as if his years in KC were a mirage, and that his ONE good year in NE was the norm.

Cassel throws for 5-26 for 67 yards 0 Td's and 3 Ints in this game. Giving the Steelers their first win of the year. You heard it here first!

Rausch
09-28-2013, 02:37 PM
Watched NFL network and they talked about Cassel as if his years in KC were a mirage, and that his ONE good year in NE was the norm.

Cassel throws for 5-26 for 67 yards 0 Td's and 3 Ints in this game. Giving the Steelers their first win of the year. You heard it here first!

Sorry, I despise teh T0dd MORE.

I knew what Ca$$hole was coming in. I expected it.

I never expected the suck and hate and discontent of Haley to last as long as it did...

notorious
09-28-2013, 02:40 PM
Watched NFL network and they talked about Cassel as if his years in KC were a mirage, and that his ONE good year in NE was the norm.

Cassel throws for 5-26 for 67 yards 0 Td's and 3 Ints in this game. Giving the Steelers their first win of the year. You heard it here first!

Cock sucking Pioli works for the NFL Network, doesn't he?


I would be shocked if any of the analysts watched any of our games the last 2 years anyway. What the fuck would they know?

Oh Snap
09-28-2013, 03:01 PM
Cock sucking Pioli works for the NFL Network, doesn't he?


I would be shocked if any of the analysts watched any of our games the last 2 years anyway. What the **** would they know?

No clue about Pioli. Wouldn't really surprise me though. Wilie McGinest for some reason thinks Matt Cassel is a good QB who will help the Vikings this year. Maybe he's just being biased because they were former team mates. I have no f*cking clue. But to assume Cassel provides anything more than a "spark" that is destined to destroy the entire team is hilarious. I will enjoy watching the Vikings lose and lose badly. Cassel sucks.

teedubya
09-28-2013, 03:15 PM
I'd love to see Cassel win, thus triggering Todd Haley getting fired for starting 0-4.

notorious
09-28-2013, 03:29 PM
I'd love to see Cassel win, thus triggering Todd Haley getting fired for starting 0-4.

It would be worth it.


Cassel sucked, but it's not his fault that Failoli and the dumbass coaches kept shoving him down our throats.

Oh ya, FUCK PITTSBURGH. Their fans need to eat shit for at least 15-20 years.

Tribal Warfare
09-28-2013, 03:33 PM
http://www.mtv.com/onair/jersey_shore/season_4/images/gifs/vp-fistpump-hi.gif

KCBOSS1
09-28-2013, 03:52 PM
I think he will play well... He doesn't have to do much with AP.. even less than Charles, he will cause a quarterback controversy. Good fella, I wish him well, just not here.

Sweet Daddy Hate
09-28-2013, 05:27 PM
Bwhahahah!!!! Hilarious. Fucking Vikings fans have to be upset.

Upset? I'm beginning to think Viking fans don't know their head from the hole in their ass.

Rausch
09-28-2013, 05:30 PM
I think he will play well... He doesn't have to do much with AP.. even less than Charles, he will cause a quarterback controversy. Good fella, I wish him well, just not here.

I hope he's gored by a 4,000 mile lost bull...

mdchiefsfan
09-28-2013, 05:44 PM
I'd love to see Cassel win, thus triggering Todd Haley getting fired for starting 0-4.

I don't want Haley fired. Much like the Norf with Chargers, it great to have someone from the inside take down a potential playoff team singlehandedly.

Easy 6
09-28-2013, 05:46 PM
They were blaming cassels poor play on being in a bad situation, poor coaching, 6000 offensive coordinators in four years, bla blah

:clap: YOU GO, folks.

Dont Stop Believin, you people... he'll be there early for the sick kids, clothing the homeless, feeding the unwashed masses, mezmerizing Frazier with the perfect answer in team meetings, no lie and thats never been in doubt, and has always been appreciated by KC fans.

But he will suck their souls from them like Krokodil eventually, even if he's able to provide a small spark... it only leads to an itchy neck.

He's not a number one, and not a savior by any means... pittsburgh will eat them alive, he'll fold like a napkin.

jspchief
09-28-2013, 06:23 PM
You know Haley handed the offense over to Roethlisberger this week so he could sit in on all the defensive meetings.

Deberg_1990
09-29-2013, 12:45 PM
Looking good so far at half...


6/15 for 128 with 1 td...

Hammock Parties
09-29-2013, 12:51 PM
Looking good so far at half...


6/15 for 128 with 1 td...

LMAO

He's shit. 70 yards of that was a short pass that the WR took to the house.

pr_capone
09-29-2013, 01:10 PM
just threw his second td of the day to Jennings

tk13
09-29-2013, 01:11 PM
Give him credit, that last TD pass was legit. Probably a better throw than 99% of the throws he made last year.

tk13
09-29-2013, 01:12 PM
Other funny stat is the Vikings have 34 points. Chiefs did not score 34 points in any Cassel start the last two seasons.

pr_capone
09-29-2013, 01:12 PM
what if we were wrong about him?



LMFAO, WUT?

Iconic
09-29-2013, 01:15 PM
Cassel has looked pretty good. I mean most of what he has done is of off play action pass but he has still made the right throws.

Bearcat
09-29-2013, 01:20 PM
Anyone born before 2011 should know that's what he's capable of, given a good running game... hell, Ponder was putting up decent numbers in that offense, except for the turnovers. Of course, he's also capable of completely shitting his pants for games at a time.... mediocre QB is mediocre.

DaneMcCloud
09-29-2013, 01:27 PM
Cassel has looked pretty good. I mean most of what he has done is of off play action pass but he has still made the right throws.

I hope they win by 60 and Cassel flips off Haley at the end of the game.

Fritz88
09-29-2013, 01:36 PM
Really happy for Matt.

ClevelandBronco
09-29-2013, 02:10 PM
You guys should have kept Cassel. He's just finding his stride.

tk13
09-29-2013, 02:10 PM
Cassel completed his last 11 passes today in a win. I'm guessing the Vikings fans are all on the bandwagon now.

Frazod
09-29-2013, 02:10 PM
You guys should have kept Cassel. He's just finding his stride.

http://affordablehousinginstitute.org/blogs/us/wp-content/uploads/slap_glenn_ford.jpg

ClevelandBronco
09-29-2013, 02:11 PM
http://affordablehousinginstitute.org/blogs/us/wp-content/uploads/slap_glenn_ford.jpg

:D

whoman69
09-29-2013, 02:20 PM
Really happy for Matt.

Meh. He didn't do anything here to gain my sympathy.

I'm sure my Vikings friends are going to be on the Cassel bandwagon. He might be able to impersonate a QB for a few games.

Sweet Daddy Hate
09-29-2013, 08:11 PM
I can't BELIEVE that fucker won a game. Pittsburgh must TRULY AND DEEPLY suck.

-King-
09-29-2013, 08:14 PM
Yep. Been saying that Ponder is as bad if not worse than Cassel. Vikings should keep Cassel as the starter if they want to win a few more games, or start Ponder if they want to suck for Bridgewater.

the Talking Can
09-29-2013, 08:14 PM
getting fisted by matt cassel in london


Haley must be going insane

Mr. Laz
09-29-2013, 08:17 PM
Cassel > Haley


i wonder how drunk Haley is going to get tonight?


ROFL ROFL

Pants
09-29-2013, 08:18 PM
getting fisted by matt cassel in london


Haley must be going insane

AP did the fisting, TBH.

mcaj22
09-29-2013, 08:19 PM
did they leave Haley in London?

-King-
09-29-2013, 08:21 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Great to see Matt Cassel playing well! Great dude and teammate luv!</p>&mdash; Cyrus Gray (@CyrusGray32) <a href="https://twitter.com/CyrusGray32/statuses/384431836471898112">September 29, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Sannyasi
09-29-2013, 08:29 PM
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p>Great to see Matt Cassel playing well! Great dude and teammate luv!</p>&mdash; Cyrus Gray (@CyrusGray32) <a href="https://twitter.com/CyrusGray32/statuses/384431836471898112">September 29, 2013</a></blockquote>
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Cut Gray

DaneMcCloud
09-29-2013, 08:35 PM
getting fisted by matt cassel in london


Haley must be going insane

Going?

LMAO

Mr. Flopnuts
09-29-2013, 08:35 PM
Cut Gray

LMAO Nice.

chiefzilla1501
09-29-2013, 08:36 PM
Yep. Been saying that Ponder is as bad if not worse than Cassel. Vikings should keep Cassel as the starter if they want to win a few more games, or start Ponder if they want to suck for Bridgewater.

The Vikings' offense has been putting points on the board this year. It's the defense that's losing them games. They are just atrocious.

Mr_Tomahawk
09-29-2013, 09:01 PM
Cut Gray

This.

Trade him to Minnesota for AP and our 2015 1st rnd pick.

Direckshun
09-29-2013, 09:06 PM
Gotta suck to be Haley.

You suck for three years because you're saddled with Cassel, get fired, now he's on the verge of getting fired again because Cassel beat him with an 0-3 team.

Simplicity
09-29-2013, 09:07 PM
Tyler Palko.

FloridaMan88
09-29-2013, 09:13 PM
Phil Simms was jacking off to Cassel all game.

Phil Simms: "Cassel has everything you want in a QB"

JFC.

Ace Gunner
09-29-2013, 09:22 PM
Gotta suck to be Haley.

You suck for three years because you're saddled with Cassel, get fired, now he's on the verge of getting fired again because Cassel beat him with an 0-3 team.

oh please. matty c gave this team hope about four times a season when he was here and at NE. but hey, carry on with the haley butthurt.

Mr. Laz
09-29-2013, 09:46 PM
Gotta suck to be Haley.

You suck for three years because you're saddled with Cassel, get fired, now he's on the verge of getting fired again because Cassel beat him with an 0-3 team.
or maybe realize that he sucked for three years because HE SUCKS


maybe Haley should of stopped trying to blame the people around him and look in the mirror

AussieChiefsFan
09-29-2013, 10:22 PM
http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/09/30/rese8yzy.jpg

LMAO

Beef Supreme
09-29-2013, 10:24 PM
This Mark Castle kid looks sharp. We should bring him in for a look.

Sorter
09-29-2013, 10:27 PM
God hated Clay today with DMC + Cassel.

Hammock Parties
09-29-2013, 10:29 PM
God hated Clay today with DMC + Cassel.

http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSv8klFDU5wrGmFPMGp6h6AabfhLlt4NT-Ee8Pw6w-ZpgmI6i-F

Sorter
09-29-2013, 10:34 PM
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSv8klFDU5wrGmFPMGp6h6AabfhLlt4NT-Ee8Pw6w-ZpgmI6i-F

Hey man.


Thor's really in charge of that shit. I just kinda dick around for the most part.


Maybe I'll help build Cassel up only to have him implode horrifically(again, lulz).

Ragged Robin
09-29-2013, 11:05 PM
He had a good game. Good for him.

Sweet Daddy Hate
09-30-2013, 08:44 AM
oh please. matty c gave this team hope about four times a season when he was here and at NE. but hey, carry on with the haley butthurt.

Aside from a brief(and crushed like a motherfucking grape under a boot by Baltimore)stint in 2010, when did that utterly useless sack of SHIT give ANYONE ANY hope?