Hello, my children. I am back to say farewell.

[Thig Lyfe]

Have no fear. I died for your sins, and have risen again three-plus days later to take my rightful position on the throne.

The doubters, the skeptics, the tyrants, all carrying hearts filled with hate and jealousy... they will stop at nothing to tear me down. Why do they hate the Chiefs? Why do they want them to lose? We may never know. But do not feel anger toward them. They know not what they do. And try as they might, they cannot defeat the will of the faithful masses.

In 31 hours and 33 minutes, I shall guarantee yet another victory... and the Chiefs shall then march to 5-0. And all will be well.

And all will be well.

[loochy]

WELCOME

YOUVE GOT MAIL

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[Bowser]

Salvation, bitches

[-King-]

Lead the way and we will follow.

[Hammock Parties]

my liege

how may i serve you

may i deliver scandalous wenches unto your bedchamber this twilight

would the finest cuts from the local butcher, dripping with fresh animal renderings, sate your hunger

do you desire base pleasures i cannot mention here

i live only to bring you joy

use me

[Ace Gunner]

LJS for everyone -- on thig!!!!!

[Easy 6]

- serious question from a respected journalist in the crowded room -

Thig, you've been gone for a while now, how has your absence affected your chemistry with the team, any chance of rust affecting this weeks outcome?

[Hammock Parties]

Lead the way and we will follow.

we will follow him

follow him

follow him wherever he may go

there isn't a game thread too big

there isn't a mod's ban hammer too hard

to take my thig lyfe awaaaaaaaaaaaaay

[TribalElder]

Yeah though thig lyfe

http://profootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2013/10/04/report-browns-expected-to-meet-with-tyler-thigpen/

[Ace Gunner]

oh and "three plus" nice touch :D

[Ace Gunner]

we will follow him

follow him

follow him wherever he may go

there isn't a game thread too big

there isn't a mod's ban hammer too hard

to take my thig lyfe awaaaaaaaaaaaaay

you slut -- you said that song was only for me /LJ

[KC native]

OUR SAVIOR HAS ARISEN!

BOW AND SHOW SOME RESPECT YOU DEGENERATE FUCKERS

[seclark]

.

[saphojunkie]

WELCOME BACK

[Hammock Parties]

http://i.imgur.com/3TcllEU.gif

[Ace Gunner]

http://i.imgur.com/3TcllEU.gif

lol

[MTG#10]

Why is your font so small Sportsracer?

[Hammock Parties]

Why is your font so small Sportsracer?

Because his wang is huge.

[listopencil]

Would have been better at 31 hours and 6 minutes.

[lcarus]

This is a trap thread isn't it?

[King_Chief_Fan]

Have no fear. I died for your sins, and have risen again three-plus days later to take my rightful position on the throne.

The doubters, the skeptics, the tyrants, all carrying hearts filled with hate and jealousy... they will stop at nothing to tear me down. Why do they hate the Chiefs? Why do they want them to lose? We may never know. But do not feel anger toward them. They know not what they do. And try as they might, they cannot defeat the will of the faithful masses.

In 31 hours and 33 minutes, I shall guarantee yet another victory... and the Chiefs shall then march to 5-0. And all will be well.

And all will be well.
Chiefs lose this week you better go into hiding

[Ace Gunner]

http://i.imgur.com/eirQrN5.gif

[Chief Pote]

Okay so I'm a believer. :wayne:

[Easy 6]

http://i.imgur.com/3TcllEU.gif

LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO

[Hammock Parties]

Just like Jesus was persecuted by the authorities of his time, so has the Messiah, Thig Lyfe, been persecuted by ours.

Soon we will all gather together, and Thiggus Christ will break one rack of BBQ ribs into many, and feed the entire flock.

[Hammock Parties]

Take, eat, his body.

http://www.selmasbbq.com/Images/Ribs.jpg

Take, drink, his blood.

http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/cityofate/MillerLitePunchTop.jpg

[In58men]

Well said







......well said

[Thig Lyfe]

- serious question from a respected journalist in the crowded room -

Thig, you've been gone for a while now, how has your absence affected your chemistry with the team, any chance of rust affecting this weeks outcome?

Scott, that's a great question. I've kept in touch with the team via an intense (sometimes verging on orgasmic, no homo) telepathic bond. They've felt my spirit, even if I haven't had a chance to express it in words, on a message board they've never read.

[gblowfish]

Who are you again?

[SPchief]

So, how long until you fuck up again and get banned?

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Dear Thig,

Did the injuries sustained this week come about because you were unceremoniously ejected from your throne at the Planet?

Your Bud,

Sweets

[AustinChief]

Just like Jesus was persecuted by the authorities of his time, so has the Messiah, Thig Lyfe, been persecuted by ours.

Soon we will all gather together, and Thiggus Christ will break one rack of BBQ ribs into many, and feed the entire flock.

http://quizilla.teennick.com/user_images/F/faHOOlagin/1048797631_urespilate.JPG

[BlackHelicopters]

On behalf of myself and fellow degenerates, welcome back!

[Cephalic Trauma]

Scott, that's a great question. I've kept in touch with the team via an intense (sometimes verging on orgasmic, no homo) telepathic bond. They've felt my spirit, even if I haven't had a chance to express it in words, on a message board they've never read.

You can't just say "no homo" to absolve you of any homoerotic aspects of the action/statement.

Example: "I just had intense man-on-man butt sex, no homo."

[BlackHelicopters]

What happened?

[Mr. Laz]

meh ... troll returns


we have plenty already

[Ceej]

Someone get thig a 350lb black stripper if he gets this team to 5-0.

[vailpass]

http://quizilla.teennick.com/user_images/F/faHOOlagin/1048797631_urespilate.JPG

Biggus Dickus!

[Thig Lyfe]

Who are you again?

Your God.

[Thig Lyfe]

So, how long until you fuck up again and get banned?

Probably a few days. Depends on if any more pointless, arbitrary rules pop up.

[Thig Lyfe]

Dear Thig,

Did the injuries sustained this week come about because you were unceremoniously ejected from your throne at the Planet?

Your Bud,

Sweets

Dad,

I can see no other logical explanation.

Love and basketball,

Thiggy

[Thig Lyfe]

meh ... troll returns


we have plenty already

Even a blind man can tell the difference between a troll and a savior.

So you must be, like, SUPER blind.

[vailpass]

http://quizilla.teennick.com/user_images/F/faHOOlagin/1048797631_urespilate.JPG

Incontentia!

[Cephalic Trauma]

Attention-whore analogy:

Thig : Chiefsplanet :: X-factor : Arrowhead

[Thig Lyfe]

Attention-whore analogy:

Thig : Chiefsplanet :: X-factor : Arrowhead

The only thing I'm drunk with is supernatural power, homie.

[DaFace]

Attention-whore analogy:

Thig : Chiefsplanet :: X-factor : Arrowhead

While true, Thig is considerably more entertaining.

[AustinChief]

http://quizilla.teennick.com/user_images/F/faHOOlagin/1048797631_urespilate.JPG

Incontentia!

Incontinentia Buttocks!

[J Diddy]

I think I must just Thignore you, most likely due to you being a Thignorant fuck. However, if I do that I feel I might subject my believed team to some unthigimated circumstances, therefore, I shall not.

That being said, can you promise me not to reproduce anytime soon?

[Thig Lyfe]

Incontinentia Buttocks!

Reported for spam. Bypassing my movie quote filter.

[Thig Lyfe]

I think I must just Thignore you, most likely due to you being a Thignorant fuck. However, if I do that I feel I might subject my believed team to some unthigimated circumstances, therefore, I shall not.

That being said, can you promise me not to reproduce anytime soon?

Too late, homie. I'm a modern day Ghengis Khan. Probably up to 500 kids at this point.

What can I say? Ladies love Thig Lyfe. (LL Thig L)

[J Diddy]

Too late, homie. I'm a modern day Ghengis Khan. Probably up to 500 kids at this point.

What can I say? Ladies love Thig Lyfe. (LL Thig L)

Lmao, I wouldn't wish 500 child support payments on anyone.

[vailpass]

Incontinentia Buttocks!

Yes! Funniest fucking movie ever.

[Easy 6]

meh ... troll returns


we have plenty already

Troll?

Oh come now...

[Thig Lyfe]

Lmao, I wouldn't wish 500 child support payments on anyone.

I've had to change my identity a few hundred times.

[Hammock Parties]

I've had to change my identity a few hundred times.

are you my father

[vailpass]

are you my father

Of course not. Darth Vader is your father. Feel better now?

[J Diddy]

are you my father

Only Maury knows for sure.

[Hammock Parties]

Of course not. Darth Vader is your father. Feel better now?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-mxUA8RAIwa4/UggTGf9Xk7I/AAAAAAAAAa4/87PvdeY8RhE/s1600/Star+Wars+-+Luke+-+NOOO+Not+my+father.gif

[Thig Lyfe]

are you my father

All signs point to yes.

[Hammock Parties]

All signs point to yes.

Makes sense.

I saw the future last year.

You passed on your foresight gene.

[Ace Gunner]

gawd it is good to be 4 and oh!!!!

[cosmo20002]

Welcome back.

TRY TO BE GOOD THIS TIME

[Thig Lyfe]

gawd it is good to be 4 and oh!!!!

You're welcome, my child.

[Rausch]

You're welcome, my child.

Unbeatable game threads so far.








That said if we lose this week...well...you'll be dreaming of a sloth with a broomstick for a long time...

[Thig Lyfe]

Unbeatable game threads so far.








That said if we lose this week...well...you'll be dreaming of a sloth with a broomstick for a long time...

I fear not this dream, for we shall not lose.

[BryanBusby]

Hi

[Bugeater]

What's going to happen when you start a gamethread that ends up in a loss?

[Phobia]

Probably a few days. Depends on if any more pointless, arbitrary rules pop up.

Pretty sure that the point has been explained repeatedly and it's hardly arbitrary. You're just far too thick to "get it".

[lcarus]

What's going to happen when you start a gamethread that ends up in a loss?

We may not find out. We may go 16-0! And then lose our first playoff game to the Colts...

[SAUTO]

"getting it" and "caring" are totally different things
Posted via Mobile Device

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

"getting it" and "caring" are totally different things
Posted via Mobile Device

This.

[Phobia]

"getting it" and "caring" are totally different things
Posted via Mobile Device

Honestly, I don't even "care" about the filter. But I do "get it".

[SAUTO]

Honestly, I don't even "care" about the filter. But I do "get it".

I know. My point was about thig
Posted via Mobile Device

[Ace Gunner]

Pretty sure that the point has been explained repeatedly and it's hardly arbitrary. You're just far too thick to "get it".

can ya see your way to 5 days in the box instead of permabans? I know you got a ship to run and all, but examples are for mavericks and most of them have seen examples and scoff.. Thigs is worth the cool hand luke treatment. 2c

[Rausch]

What's going to happen when you start a gamethread that ends up in a loss?

We rape him with a broomstick...

[Phobia]

can ya see your way to 5 days in the box instead of permabans? I know you got a ship to run and all, but examples are for mavericks and most of them have seen examples and scoff.. Thigs is worth the cool hand luke treatment. 2c

That's what we did, right? Thig has about 3 pages of ban history to prove he doesn't "get it". I haven't even been involved in most of them. Wasn't this time either.

[Frazod]

Biggus Dickus!

I have a gweat fwend in Wome called Biggus Dickus.

http://www.freewebs.com/lorettawebgallery/Biggus%20Dickus.jpg

[Simply Red]

Have no fear. I died for your sins, and have risen again three-plus days later to take my rightful position on the throne.

The doubters, the skeptics, the tyrants, all carrying hearts filled with hate and jealousy... they will stop at nothing to tear me down. Why do they hate the Chiefs? Why do they want them to lose? We may never know. But do not feel anger toward them. They know not what they do. And try as they might, they cannot defeat the will of the faithful masses.

In 31 hours and 33 minutes, I shall guarantee yet another victory... and the Chiefs shall then march to 5-0. And all will be well.

And all will be well.



http://i.imgur.com/mjfUaD3.gif

[J Diddy]

What's going to happen when you start a gamethread that ends up in a loss?

We force him to masturbate on Fred Phelps front lawn with a fleshlight comprised of extremely coarse sandpaper.

[Ace Gunner]

That's what we did, right? Thig has about 3 pages of ban history to prove he doesn't "get it". I haven't even been involved in most of them. Wasn't this time either.

true true. I was just tryin to find a way... you know, pleadin for the good of.. he's a fuck up, but he fits like, well, like the crue ridley was condemned to in aliens whatever... he's probly got nowhere else to go.. [kicks rock] ..

[notorious]

Welcome back.


The beer is over there.

[bevischief]

Unbeatable game threads so far.








That said if we lose this week...well...you'll be dreaming of a sloth with a broomstick for a long time...

And a ban...

[Psyko Tek]

Nice having you back
NOW STOP BEING AN IDIOT

[Thig Lyfe]

Pretty sure that the point has been explained repeatedly and it's hardly arbitrary. You're just far too thick to "get it".

Not thick. Just right.

http://1.media.collegehumor.cvcdn.com/60/42/bc8a664b6c16415f913fc99da27c6c29-dropmic1.gif

[AustinChief]

Nice having you back
NOW STOP BEING AN IDIOT

too late

[Thig Lyfe]

What's going to happen when you start a gamethread that ends up in a loss?

Impossible.

[deadbabyseal]

I'd follow you through the gates of Hell, you magnificent bastard!

[griZZly64]

5-0 here we come

[Thig Lyfe]

I'd follow you through the gates of Hell, you magnificent bastard!

Thank you, kind faithful soul

[Ace Gunner]

5-0 here we come

http://bestanimations.com/Holidays/Fireworks/fireworksanimation-13.gif

[griZZly64]

Perfect gif ace!

[Ace Gunner]

winnin..!!
http://db66abc2c256b763aaef-ce5d943d4869ae027976e5ad085dd9b0.r76.cf2.rackcdn.com/2013/33/258/lombardi-trophy_original.jpg

[SPchief]

So, how long until you fuck up again and get banned?

Impressive, only took 6 hours

[TimBone]

Worst resurrection ever.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Worst resurrection ever.

ROFL

[notorious]

GOD DAMNIT THIG.

http://media2.onsugar.com/files/2013/09/23/884/n/1922398/b986bfa107c4bdba_Walter-throws-pizza.xxxlarge.gif

[Frazod]

Worst resurrection ever.

:evil:

[Cephalic Trauma]

:evil:

You're Frazod!

RIP THIG

[TimeForWasp]

You're Frazod!

RIP THIG

Are you Frazod?

[ILChief]

He has to start the game thread

[SPchief]

He has to start the game thread

Yeah, that aint happening

[ILChief]

Yeah, that aint happening

Hoping for a miracle

[MTG#10]

I bet he's actually hoping for a L to the titans now so he can say I told you so...except that his IP's are banned now so he wont be able to.

[Dartgod]

Please go away again.


And stay...

[lewdog]

4-1

[Dartgod]

Oh wow. Did he get banned again? ROFL

[Al Czervik]

Oh wow. Did he get banned again? ROFL

Dumbass just couldnt STFU

[Frazod]

Oh wow. Did he get banned again? ROFL

http://s.mcstatic.com/thumb/6480361/18382492/4/flash_player/0/1/the_terminator_youre_terminated.jpg?v=2

[Phobia]

I'd follow you through the gates of Hell, you magnificent bastard!

Seeya.

[salame]

http://popculturenexus.files.wordpress.com/2012/01/karate-kid-sweep-the-leg.jpg

[cabletech94]

...

[TLO]

:(

[Rausch]

And a ban...

:facepalm:

[Iconic]

Bring him back.

[Iconic]

****ing bullshit. http://i.imgur.com/LBSuY0B.gif

[Sassy Squatch]

LMAO

[crossbow]

Welcome back, try not to screw up again.

[007]

Welcome back, try not to screw up again.

Too late

[Mav]

can ya see your way to 5 days in the box instead of permabans? I know you got a ship to run and all, but examples are for mavericks and most of them have seen examples and scoff.. Thigs is worth the cool hand luke treatment. 2c

How the hell did I get put into this?

I got suspended for two days, for getting duped by a fake Peyton Manning injury tweet, that I goofily started a thread on.

Not sure how im being equated with a guy that couldn't last 6 hours.....

[007]

How the hell did I get put into this?

I got suspended for two days, for getting duped by a fake Peyton Manning injury tweet, that I goofily started a thread on.

Not sure how im being equated with a guy that couldn't last 6 hours.....

Obviously, once a troublemaker always a troublemaker. LMAO

[Mav]

Obviously, once a troublemaker always a troublemaker. LMAO

Lol. I guess so. Now, this isn't even mentioning my epic melt down. Which, I didn't get banned for, thank goodness.

But still.

Really? now I got the scarlet letter eh?

[Baby Lee]

How the hell did I get put into this?

I got suspended for two days, for getting duped by a fake Peyton Manning injury tweet, that I goofily started a thread on.

Not sure how im being equated with a guy that couldn't last 6 hours.....

He wasn't talking about you

http://www.maverick.to/pics/shaw_simpson_72_grabber.jpg

[Mav]

He wasn't talking about you

http://www.maverick.to/pics/shaw_simpson_72_grabber.jpg

I do believe you are right. I had to re read it like 17 times because I haven't been to bed yet, and my eyes are getting that twitchy tired feeling.

Thanks for clearing that up!

[Mr. Flopnuts]

So the owner of the site can ban anyone he wants for any reason at all? THAT'S FUCKING UNFAIR!!!

[007]

So the owner of the site can ban anyone he wants for any reason at all? THAT'S ****ING UNFAIR!!!

Reported

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Reported

Oh shit.

[007]

Oh shit.

Thats right mother fucker.

[Mav]

So the owner of the site can ban anyone he wants for any reason at all? THAT'S ****ING UNFAIR!!!

Hey man, can I get some casino cash?

FFS lol

[007]

Hey man, can I get some casino cash?

FFS lol
No. Reported for asking for handouts. :D

[Baby Lee]

Reported

sup on scrote.

[Mav]

No. Reported for asking for handouts. :D

God dammitt. I have been playing so much GTA, I was really honestly thinking of a way to jack his shit.......

:D

[cabletech94]

so are we done arguing for thiggy now?

surely we have fair MODS that will close the thread so no one is led into temptation and corruption........

[Pasta Little Brioni]

I bet he's actually hoping for a L to the titans now so he can say I told you so...except that his IP's are banned now so he wont be able to.

That would be extremely sad

[gosampel]

Chiefs longest streak is 9-0

[Hammock Parties]

What's going to happen when you start a gamethread that ends up in a loss?

The universe will unravel upon it's spine, sundering all life as we know it.

We will gaze into the great maw of nothingness and embrace it as our dark mother.

[Simply Red]

The universe will unravel upon it's spine, sundering all life as we know it.

We will gaze into the great maw of nothingness and embrace it as our dark mother.

we'll go 4-12 and obtain the first or second pick, then we select some obscure DE or OT.

The dark mother will LOL and call us The C-h-e-f-s.

[Hammock Parties]

He died for our sins.

[notorious]

Thread title change. LMAO

[stevieray]

Thread title change. LMAO

"You say goodbye...

and I say hello"

[Baby Lee]

"You say goodbye...

and I say hello"

I heard the news today,

Oh boy.

[stevieray]

I heard the news today,

Oh boy.

woke up.

got out of bed.

tried to login

but it was dead..

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Grand Master Austin:

Destroyer of Seasons.

[Frazod]

He wasn't talking about you

http://www.maverick.to/pics/shaw_simpson_72_grabber.jpg

Shit, I drove one of those in high school.

Except it wasn't anywhere near that cool. :sulk:

[Skyy God]

Grand Master Austin:

Destroyer of Seasons.

I'm sure the rush of endorphins from the permaban was worth it, though.

[FlaChief58]

RIP Thiggy, we barely knew ye

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[Bwana]

It could have been worse.

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/7802350080/h90A967FC/

[RINGLEADER]

http://emob290.photobucket.com/albums/ll270/sweetchinmusical/490_3.jpg?t=1249511098

[Cephalic Trauma]

Thig, if you aren't an enormous pussy with no fight left, post right now.

[deadbabyseal]

Seeya.

Awww crap! Now I have to go through the gates of Hell.

[L.A. Chieffan]

What did he do wrong this time?

[TimBone]

What did he do wrong this time?

Told the HMFIC to eat a dick.

[J Diddy]

Told the HMFIC to eat a dick.

The PC term is consume a penis.

[J Diddy]

Thig, if you aren't an enormous pussy with no fight left, post right now.

He's trying. His only hope is to get on the phone with Clay and figure out how he did it so many fucking times.

[Hammock Parties]

Proxy IPs are a hell of a drug!

[TimBone]

The PC term is consume a penis.

I like to live on the edge.

[J Diddy]

I like to live on the edge.

It's all good. In the future use acronyms. Apparently that's not a filter evasion.

However, that raises the question, what if a simple acronym turns out to be interpreted as a filter evasion.

Fucking Chaos, man, fucking chaos.

[FlaChief58]

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[BossChief]

ChiefsPlanet:

Where it's ok to say things like

"I hope your wife gets cancer and dies right in front of you"

But it's not ok to purposely misspell a curse word.

[J Diddy]

ChiefsPlanet:

Where it's ok to say things like

"I hope your wife gets cancer and dies right in front of you"

But it's not ok to purposely misspell a curse word.

The cruel injustice of having to succumb to the whims of a tyrant who operates this website and lets you on free of charge and holds you here against your will.

[Cephalic Trauma]

The cruel injustice of having to succumb to the whims of a tyrant who operates this website and lets you on free of charge and holds you here against your will.

This.

[New World Order]

What exactly did he do?

[lcarus]

What exactly did he do?

Told site creator to eat a bag of dicks or something to that effect.

[TimBone]

What exactly did he do?

Took a shit in AustinChiefs living room. Wiped his ass with the curtains. Dropped a mic and walked out.

[Rausch]

Took a shit in AustinChiefs living room. Wiped his ass with the curtains. Dropped a mic and walked out.

Four different times...

[Mav]

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/3fvfsT3LNNM/hqdefault.jpg

[Lzen]

I like Thig but it looks like he does this to himself. Kind of hard to blame the mods/admins. Thig, grow up and stop being a drama queen.

[Bowser]

Who locked the other Thig thread? LMAO