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Dinny Bossa Nova
10-04-2013, 04:29 PM
MMMMMMMmmmmmmm......baconnnnnn...

http://ozarksbaconfest.com/

I will definitely be there. I LOVE Bacon.

Dinny
Rausch
10-04-2013, 04:32 PM
Now this is something I'd love to go to...
BlackHelicopters
10-04-2013, 04:34 PM
I would marry bacon if it were legal.
vailpass
10-04-2013, 04:35 PM
I would marry bacon if it were legal.

:D
Pepe Silvia
10-04-2013, 04:37 PM
And on the 8th day God created bacon.
hometeam
10-04-2013, 04:38 PM
I had bacon for dinner last night.


Why? Because bacon.
Ceej
10-04-2013, 04:42 PM
Jalapeņo BLTs tonight!!
In58men
10-04-2013, 04:52 PM
Bacon milkshake.
Dinny Bossa Nova
10-04-2013, 04:54 PM
I get to hang out with the band, so I'm bringing my new guitar for this one.

Rausch, you should definitely make the journey. There's a nasty rumor goin' around about SAUTO makin' the scene.

Dinny
SAUTO
10-04-2013, 04:57 PM
Dude. The twelfth I might be able to pull off...

I will let you know.
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HonestChieffan
10-04-2013, 05:01 PM
No beer sponsors.... No bourbon sponsors. Only farmland bacon. This has all the signs of a huge success. Not trying to throw water on it but seems pretty weak.
SAUTO
10-04-2013, 05:03 PM
No beer sponsors.... No bourbon sponsors. Only farmland bacon. This has all the signs of a huge success. Not trying to throw water on it but seems pretty weak.
You can drink anytime, we are talking about bacon here.

And this is coming from a guy who drinks like a fish
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Dinny Bossa Nova
10-04-2013, 05:09 PM
You can drink anytime, we are talking about bacon here.

And this is coming from a guy who drinks like a fish
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You make three excellent points here.

Dinny
SAUTO
10-04-2013, 05:15 PM
We should converse early in the week. You should probably initiate contact too. You know me...

But I've been needing to get that way to stop in on my buddy's kid.
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Dinny Bossa Nova
10-04-2013, 06:06 PM
Wow. General admission is 30 bucks + 2 dollar ticket fee. Even more if you get the t-shirt... OY!!!!

They better be offering more than a Tilt-A-Whirl and a couple of dunk the clown tanks.

If you think about a Tilt-A-Whirl at a Bacon Eating Contest, there oughta be a joke in there somewhere.

32 bucks is such a paltry fee for the love of bacon.

I love bacon.

Dinny
SAUTO
10-04-2013, 06:07 PM
Shit I saw the vip tickets with the shirt are sold out. Lol
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Dinny Bossa Nova
10-04-2013, 06:14 PM
Shit I saw the vip tickets with the shirt are sold out. Lol
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They are only selling a limited number of tickets, so evidently it is.. um.. I don't know, .... exclusive?

Anyway, if you are flying solo, you can probably roll in with us. If any other of you'ns is coming, we probably need to look into getting tickets.

Dinny
CoMoChief
10-04-2013, 06:24 PM
wuuuut?
Bwana
10-04-2013, 06:41 PM
They are only selling a limited number of tickets, so evidently it is.. um.. I don't know, .... exclusive?

Anyway, if you are flying solo, you can probably roll in with us. If any other of you'ns is coming, we probably need to look into getting tickets.

Dinny

What the hell, bacon snobs of some kind?
GloryDayz
10-04-2013, 07:14 PM
I'd fuck bacon.








Wait, I prolly have!
Dinny Bossa Nova
10-04-2013, 07:38 PM
What the hell, bacon snobs of some kind?

:shrug:

Seems strange to me, too. Just what they said on the website. Maybe there is only so much bacon they can get into town that day and they fear mass rioting if there were to be a shortage of bacon. It would be worse than a kegger that ran out of beer.

Oh, the horror.

Dinny
SAUTO
10-04-2013, 08:04 PM
They are only selling a limited number of tickets, so evidently it is.. um.. I don't know, .... exclusive?

Anyway, if you are flying solo, you can probably roll in with us. If any other of you'ns is coming, we probably need to look into getting tickets.

Dinny
I'll have at least one rider.
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Fairplay
10-04-2013, 09:54 PM
Checking out the link as provided by Dinny, check out the names of previous winners.

They have porn names WTF? :eek:




1st Donny Cummings- Bacon Cubes

2nd Mike Peck- Country Fried Bacon

3rd Richard Comer- Old Settler Baked Beans
Cephalic Trauma
10-04-2013, 09:55 PM
Looking at a stack of bacon is like porn for me, erection and all.
Pepe Silvia
10-04-2013, 10:00 PM
Bacon tastes best on a fat juicy cheeseburger.
Tombstone RJ
10-04-2013, 10:01 PM
MMMMMMMmmmmmmm......baconnnnnn...

http://ozarksbaconfest.com/

I will definitely be there. I LOVE Bacon.

Dinny

throw in some guns and beer and you have a friggen carnival o'festival!!
GloryDayz
10-05-2013, 08:02 AM
Bacon tastes best on a fat juicy cheeseburger.

"best" is subjective.... But I'm going to admit it's at that top-tier for me too.
Dinny Bossa Nova
10-05-2013, 08:25 AM
If you throw a large scallop on the grill and smoke it with applewood. It tastes really good. If you wrap that scallop with a thick slice of bacon, throw it on the grill and smoke it with applewood, now it's impossible to save room for key lime pie.

Dinny
luv
10-05-2013, 09:25 AM
I'm going to Ozarko. You all have fun!
MOhillbilly
10-05-2013, 09:37 AM
Farmer Wayne once said " you could wrap a turnip in bacon and itd be good."
Dinny Bossa Nova
10-05-2013, 09:41 AM
I'm going to Ozarko. You all have fun!

Thanks. You have fun, too.

We'll have fun. AND Bacon.

Dinny
Fairplay
10-05-2013, 11:03 AM
I'm going to Ozarko. You all have fun!



Luv are you part of the bacon queen pageant contest?