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gblowfish
10-05-2013, 03:43 PM
Boolah Boohlah!



http://tinyurl.com/pxhcy9o

Yale University students are being terrorized by what some students are referring to as a "poopetrator."

The university is tightening security in the residence halls in response to someone defecating in the laundry room of an on campus residence, the New Haven Register reports.

The Yale Daily News writes that "it took the physical delivery of the excrement to the Saybrook Master's Office to catch administrators' attention." At least four such incidents have occurred in the laundry room of the Saybrook College.

"We have asked our students not to leave their laundry unattended, the affected machines have been thoroughly disinfected, and we are actively seeking information about who the perpetrator might be," Saybrook Master Paul Hudak told the Daily News. "That's about all we can do."

Students have taken to calling the hooligan a "poopetrator"

Hudak has sent emails to "Saybrugians" asking for help catching the perpetrator. Yale Police declined to comment about the situation to the Register.

Yale sophomore Attila Yaman told WTNH students are taking turns keeping watch over their laundry to ensure the "poopetrator" is not able to soil their garments.

Lucy Fleming, another sophomore, summed up her feelings to the Daily News thusly: "I simultaneously wanted to throw up, cry and punch someone."

UPDATE, Oct. 4: The alleged "poopetrator" hung feces-stained clothes on the Yale campus and sent an anonymous email to the Yale Daily News with photos. One Twitter user posted a photo of the stained clothing line, before university employees began taking them down.

BlackHelicopters
10-05-2013, 03:45 PM
Shitty thread.

Cephalic Trauma
10-05-2013, 03:48 PM
Tightening security?

Tighten up that sphincter.

Discuss Thrower
10-05-2013, 03:54 PM
Mad Crapper

gblowfish
10-05-2013, 03:55 PM
I see a potential Tide commercial in all this....

Kiimo
10-05-2013, 03:57 PM
Man people are getting all upset by a few scattered clothes.

Rain Man
10-05-2013, 04:04 PM
I just pray that no Robert Graham shirts were injured in this.

gblowfish
10-05-2013, 04:06 PM
I would hate to be a crime scene investigator. And I sure as HELL ain't baggin' no evidence....

http://i44.tinypic.com/30vnn6v.jpg

J Diddy
10-05-2013, 04:13 PM
This sounds like something W. would do.

Gonzo
10-05-2013, 04:17 PM
Two co-eds one washer.

BlackHelicopters
10-05-2013, 04:18 PM
Feces.

chiefzilla1501
10-05-2013, 04:31 PM
How many loads did you wash? I don't know, maybe a shitload.

chiefzilla1501
10-05-2013, 04:32 PM
I would hate to be a crime scene investigator. And I sure as HELL ain't baggin' no evidence....

http://i44.tinypic.com/30vnn6v.jpg

Fucking college kids. Love to streak.

Fairplay
10-05-2013, 04:33 PM
need more poop threads

J Diddy
10-05-2013, 05:18 PM
Two co-eds one washer.

I had done everything in my ability to eliminate all memory of that sick video out of my head and then you go and pop it back in. You bastard.

Munson
10-05-2013, 05:33 PM
Serial Pooper.

95% chance that he or she is a CP member.

J Diddy
10-05-2013, 05:40 PM
Serial Pooper.

95% chance that he or she is a CP member.

No fucking way. If it were a CP member there would be a thread with pic of a turd floating in a filled washing machine in the OP.

jspchief
10-05-2013, 06:14 PM
Remember a high school party where a kid shit in the dryer then turned it on. Total dick move.

gblowfish
10-05-2013, 06:56 PM
Serial Pooper.

95% chance that he or she is a CP member.

At Yale? I don't think so.
If it were, like, Emporia State, I'd say maybe....

Psyko Tek
10-05-2013, 06:57 PM
the kids name is Attila Yaman

jebus I hope he's a lawyer

for the defense ATTILA
Attila the CPA doesn't work

my gawd what is he's gonna be a dentist



and yes I do most things for my own amusement

gblowfish
10-05-2013, 07:00 PM
the kids name is Attila Yaman

jebus I hope he's a lawyer

for the defense ATTILA
Attila the CPA doesn't work

my gawd what is he's gonna be a dentist



and yes I do most things for my own amusement

We should go to his Facebook page and invite him to join the CP, as our patron saint of poop threads.