Funny Stuff Black People Not Amused With White People [Archive]

Cephalic Trauma

10-08-2013, 10:57 AM

http://i.minus.com/iYmHi7IHKP4to.gif

:LOL:

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MahiMike

10-08-2013, 10:57 AM

Racism is fun!

ChiTown

10-08-2013, 10:58 AM

Racism is fun!

http://myfailyourcomedy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/racism.jpg

CHENZ A!

10-08-2013, 10:59 AM

Racism is fun!

I love to racism, bro!

Jerm

10-08-2013, 11:00 AM

That Popovich gif is frickin hilarious....

jspchief

10-08-2013, 11:00 AM

Us white people are funny

BlackHelicopters

10-08-2013, 11:02 AM

This is racism in the highest order.

Skyy God

10-08-2013, 11:05 AM

http://sondrak.com/images/uploads/thats_racist_2.gif

Love me some Wonder Showzen.

:LOL:

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That's phenomenal.

ChiTown

10-08-2013, 11:07 AM

http://www.thisishowyoudoit.com/blogimages/racism-in-the-2008-election.jpg

gblowfish

10-08-2013, 11:13 AM

White people be crazy!
I know, I be one!

Gonzo

10-08-2013, 11:48 AM

Oh I can see some nice bannings happening in here soon. LMAO

Predarat

10-08-2013, 11:52 AM

https://i.canvasugc.com/ugc/p/canvas_remix_2fln7.png

mike_b_284

10-08-2013, 11:56 AM

#22

looks like someone got past power and light security

Baby Lee

10-08-2013, 12:02 PM

:LOL:

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Yeah, like Yentl with the Joo Schnozz is white.

Radar Chief

10-08-2013, 12:23 PM

:LOL:

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:eek: WTF did I just watch? :shake:

gblowfish

10-08-2013, 12:32 PM

White people are fun!
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BigCatDaddy

10-08-2013, 12:34 PM

http://www.thisishowyoudoit.com/blogimages/racism-in-the-2008-election.jpg

That's awesome. LMAO I'm repping you on behalf of ThatGuy.

ChiTown

10-08-2013, 12:56 PM

Oh I can see some nice bannings happening in here soon. LMAO

http://anticache.img0.joyreactor.com/pics/post/funny-pictures-auto-racism-coffee-356080.jpeg

listopencil

10-08-2013, 01:06 PM

http://anticache.img0.joyreactor.com/pics/post/funny-pictures-auto-racism-coffee-356080.jpeg

I like my women like I like my coffee.

listopencil

10-08-2013, 01:09 PM

Black and hot.

White and creamy.

Brown and sweet.

Umm...spicy Oriental?

ChiTown

10-08-2013, 01:11 PM

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-7IBEjeZXUs8/UhqdzCfR12I/AAAAAAAABcY/IAxN0CPXHik/s1600/racism_has_no_place_responses.JPG

Radar Chief

10-08-2013, 01:14 PM

I like my women like I like my coffee.

Drunk and horny? :shrug:

J Diddy

10-08-2013, 01:15 PM

Not amused and I'm white.

vailpass

10-08-2013, 01:15 PM

Drunk and horny? :shrug:

@winner

gblowfish

10-08-2013, 01:15 PM

Drunk and horny? :shrug:

Heh, I was going to say "Desperate and Infected?"

listopencil

10-08-2013, 01:16 PM

Drunk and horny? :shrug:

:thumb:

listopencil

10-08-2013, 01:17 PM

Heh, I was going to say "Desperate and Infected?"

I have Amoxicillin.

vailpass

10-08-2013, 01:21 PM

I have Amoxicillin.

Glad to hear it's not Valtrex...

Skyy God

10-08-2013, 01:25 PM

Glad to hear it's not Valtrex...

Dunno, from the commercials, the herp looks kind of fun. Horseback riding, walks on the beach, etc.

listopencil

10-08-2013, 01:26 PM

Glad to hear it's not Valtrex...

I have a tooth thing going on so I'm on a Rx right now. I'd hate to waste it. I could get a STD right now and just shrug it off.

listopencil

10-08-2013, 01:27 PM

I could bang the hell out of some meth whore and not worry. Well, there's still AIDS and the herp. Maybe not.

Dayze

10-08-2013, 01:32 PM

LMAO

http://www.lolbrary.com/content/564/when-youre-the-only-white-person-at-a-party-47564.gif

In my head, I envision a record scratching sound as the party comes to a halt.

Cephalic Trauma

10-08-2013, 03:42 PM

I have Amoxicillin.

You let us know how that Amox treats your gonorrhea.

houstonwhodat

10-08-2013, 06:23 PM

This is hilarious.

Canofbier

10-08-2013, 07:18 PM

A few years ago, I was at a Subway and the guy who did the veggie part of the sandwich was black. He said something to the effect of "Yo, what do you want on this sandwich?" I was trying to be colloquial in return, but being as painfully white as I am, the best I came up with was "Yeah...hook me up with some lettuce, tomatoes..."

The dude bursts out laughing and goes "Yeah man, I'll HOOK YOU UP with some lettuce!" He told every other person working there (all also black) about what I said, and they were all dying. I wanted to fucking kill myself. Needless to say, I didn't go back to that Subway for a couple of months.

Rausch

10-08-2013, 07:21 PM

A few years ago, I was at a Subway and the guy who did the veggie part of the sandwich was black. He said something to the effect of "Yo, what do you want on this sandwich?" I was trying to be colloquial in return, but being as painfully white as I am, the best I came up with was "Yeah...hook me up with some lettuce, tomatoes..."

The dude bursts out laughing and goes "Yeah man, I'll HOOK YOU UP with some lettuce!" He told every other person working there (all also black) about what I said, and they were all dying. I wanted to ****ing kill myself. Needless to say, I didn't go back to that Subway for a couple of months.

So you're admitting, ON TEH INNERWEBS, that you were trying to bridge a cultural divide...at fucking SUBWAY?

(Not sure you even know why that's as funny as it is right now...)

Rausch

10-08-2013, 07:23 PM

I like my women like I like my coffee.

Ready in 20 minutes and able to last all day?...

Canofbier

10-08-2013, 07:50 PM

So you're admitting, ON TEH INNERWEBS, that you were trying to bridge a cultural divide...at ****ing SUBWAY?

(Not sure you even know why that's as funny as it is right now...)

Nope. Clue me in?

Cephalic Trauma

10-08-2013, 07:51 PM

Rausch

10-08-2013, 07:54 PM

Nope. Clue me in?

Black man's words: "Hook me up" = Cracker translation: "I would like to get a deal that would come at significant discount or at best be free."

You asked for fucking lettuce at a SUBWAY.

The $3it is free.

threebag

10-08-2013, 07:55 PM

Color doesn't mean shit. Either you're cool or you're an asshole.

Rausch

10-08-2013, 07:57 PM

Oh, and this thread is false.

Black people find endless amusement with the goofy $3it white people do...

Rausch

10-08-2013, 07:58 PM

Color doesn't mean shit. Either you are cool or your an asshole.

I try to span that bridge and accomplish equal amounts of both...

Deberg_1990

10-08-2013, 07:59 PM

Native Americans are not amused

threebag

10-08-2013, 08:07 PM

Native Americans are not amused

Fuck you

vailpass

10-08-2013, 08:08 PM

**** you

Huh?

Canofbier

10-08-2013, 08:09 PM

Black man's words: "Hook me up" = Cracker translation: "I would like to get a deal that would come at significant discount or at best be free."

You asked for ****ing lettuce at a SUBWAY.

The $3it is free.

Oh, I knew that. That's what makes the whole thing so cringe-inducing.

I thought that you were saying there was something that happened in the news or some shit that that made it particularly funny now.

Rausch

10-08-2013, 08:10 PM

Native Americans are not amused

It's cool.

Once civilization breaks down again for whatever reason all the "preppers" in the world won't live as long as they will.

Rausch

10-08-2013, 08:11 PM

Oh, I knew that. That's what makes the whole thing so cringe-inducing.

I thought that you were saying there was something that happened in the news or some shit that that made it particularly funny now.

And you somehow just became more white...

Canofbier

10-08-2013, 08:36 PM

And you somehow just became more white...

Not news to me.

http://collectionofawesome.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/h56e21989.gif?w=562

ghak99

10-08-2013, 08:49 PM

I could bang the hell out of some meth whore and not worry. Well, there's still AIDS and the herp. Maybe not.

No worries. The foot cream should be two isles over from her usual.

Eleazar

10-08-2013, 10:23 PM

magic shave

Cephalic Trauma

10-08-2013, 10:28 PM

http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Black+people.+Chose+wisely_7df8d1_3767181.jpg

Garcia Bronco

10-08-2013, 10:34 PM

Lol...Don't be jealous.......Yo.

Gravedigger

10-08-2013, 10:35 PM

Native Americans are not amused

You mean Redskins?

Cephalic Trauma

10-08-2013, 10:39 PM

http://cdn.randomfunnypicture.com/wp2/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/google-aids-black-people.PNG

ThaVirus

10-08-2013, 10:43 PM

A few years ago, I was at a Subway and the guy who did the veggie part of the sandwich was black. He said something to the effect of "Yo, what do you want on this sandwich?" I was trying to be colloquial in return, but being as painfully white as I am, the best I came up with was "Yeah...hook me up with some lettuce, tomatoes..."

The dude bursts out laughing and goes "Yeah man, I'll HOOK YOU UP with some lettuce!" He told every other person working there (all also black) about what I said, and they were all dying. I wanted to ****ing kill myself. Needless to say, I didn't go back to that Subway for a couple of months.

That's pretty funny.

Psyko Tek

10-08-2013, 11:07 PM

I like my women like I like my coffee.

ground up and in the freezer?

go to t-shirt hell for the shirt

can't find it, but that is where I stole it from

rabblerouser

10-08-2013, 11:41 PM

Not amused and I'm white.

Get over it.

Racism is funny.

Ha. ha. ha.

get it?

listopencil

10-09-2013, 12:20 AM

You let us know how that Amox treats your gonorrhea.

I also have boiling water?

rabblerouser

10-09-2013, 12:22 AM

I also have boiling water?

jump in!!

:drool:

rabblerouser

10-09-2013, 12:32 AM

http://cdn.randomfunnypicture.com/wp2/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/google-aids-black-people.PNG

wow...

mdchiefsfan

10-09-2013, 03:00 AM

Ban black people?

I kid........... black people love me.

Yea I have a black friend too

:popcorn:

Jerm

10-09-2013, 03:46 AM

Not news to me.

http://collectionofawesome.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/h56e21989.gif?w=562

LOL

Baby Lee

10-09-2013, 04:16 AM

:LOL:

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Wanna know something REALLY WHITE?!?!

Still Married

http://cache3.asset-cache.net/xc/121445405-dan-gauthier-and-lisa-fuller-during-34th-filmmagic.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=77BFBA49EF878921E86F5CE8BE5D78FB16B361B904BB7F7DCC761FCE7324E9F2EFB44B4467C0A482E30A760B0D811297

Tribal Warfare

10-09-2013, 04:43 AM

Not news to me.

http://collectionofawesome.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/h56e21989.gif?w=562

Kids Incorporated

ThatRaceCardGuy

10-09-2013, 06:14 AM

White people getting jiggy wit it..bwhahhahahahhahhahah.

No racial*

Baby Lee

10-09-2013, 06:17 AM

Can't hold out any longer, this thread SCREAMS for this gif

http://gifs.gifbin.com/g6011619998.gif

ping2000

10-09-2013, 07:04 AM

"There are only two things I can't stand in this world; people who are intolerant of other peoples cultures, and the Dutch."

Dayze

10-09-2013, 07:27 AM

A few years ago, I was at a Subway and the guy who did the veggie part of the sandwich was black. He said something to the effect of "Yo, what do you want on this sandwich?" I was trying to be colloquial in return, but being as painfully white as I am, the best I came up with was "Yeah...hook me up with some lettuce, tomatoes..."

The dude bursts out laughing and goes "Yeah man, I'll HOOK YOU UP with some lettuce!" He told every other person working there (all also black) about what I said, and they were all dying. I wanted to ****ing kill myself. Needless to say, I didn't go back to that Subway for a couple of months.

you should've say "oh. my bad. how about 'HEY MOTHERFUCKER PUT SOME FUCKING LETTUC AND TOMATOES ON MY FUCKING SANDWICH". there...is that better"?

Canofbier

10-09-2013, 07:56 AM

you should've say "oh. my bad. how about 'HEY MOTHER****ER PUT SOME ****ING LETTUC AND TOMATOES ON MY ****ING SANDWICH". there...is that better"?

Solid idea, but this was in St. Louis. I'd have probably died.

rabblerouser

10-09-2013, 08:01 AM

Solid idea, but this was in St. Louis. I'd have probably died.

yeah, I probably wouldn't even have eaten there.

I'm just being honest.

Baby Lee

10-09-2013, 08:03 AM

you should've say "oh. my bad. how about 'FIX MY FUCKING SANDWICH, BOY". there...is that better"?

FYP

Cephalic Trauma

10-09-2013, 08:39 AM

Wanna know something REALLY WHITE?!?!

Still Married

http://cache3.asset-cache.net/xc/121445405-dan-gauthier-and-lisa-fuller-during-34th-filmmagic.jpg?v=1&c=IWSAsset&k=2&d=77BFBA49EF878921E86F5CE8BE5D78FB16B361B904BB7F7DCC761FCE7324E9F2EFB44B4467C0A482E30A760B0D811297

ROFL

No shit? How did you find that?