What's worse than a beatdown from Texas?

[ekf028]

Embarrassed to be an OU fan right now....

http://m.tmz.com/#Article/2013/10/16/oklahoma-sooners-wr-alleged-serial-masturbater

Oklahoma Sooners wide receiver Trey Metoyer has a problem -- he can't stop masturbating in public ... this according to police docs obtained by TMZ.

The sophomore -- who was a 5-star recruit out of high school -- was charged with 2 counts of felony indecent exposure after allegedly throwing a J in public on 2 separate occasions.

Here's the breakdown, according to cops:

8/29/13 -- Someone called police in Norman, OK to report a man wearing a blue shirt and blue pants pleasuring himself inside of a red Pontiac Grand Am.

9/17/13 -- A woman called police saying Metoyer approached her while she was walking her dog and asked to borrow a pen. She went inside her apt. to grab it and when she returned outside, Trey was outside of her front door"masturbating in front of her apartment."

The woman said Trey then asked her "if she would want the pen back."

We're guessing she declined his offer.

Cops say Metoyer initially denied the allegations -- but later acknowledged them and said " the incidents were a mistake and he was not thinking clearly at the time.''

Metoyer has since left the football team -- so he'll have a lot of time on his hands. Hope he'll keep them in his pockets ...

[KcMizzou]

http://www.dailyactor.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/Michael-Ornstein-Sons.jpg

['Hamas' Jenkins]

"Tough break for handjob. He was all set to go home on a medical"
"What was his problem?'
"He was jerkin’ off 10 times a day. sent him down to Da Nang to see the Navy Headshrinker. started jerkin’ off in the waiting room. Instant Section 8"

[Rain Man]

I'm empathetic.

[58-4ever]

Boomer?

[ekf028]

Boomer?

Police report didn't say...

[big nasty kcnut]

So he was jacking it in san deigo eh?
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[Phobia]

What's the problem?

[Dayze]

A guy at work is a HUGE OU fan. He's been moping around since Monday.

Last year when A&M beat Bama at Bryant Denny, I didn't hear the end of it for a good 2-3 weeks. He would tie in that loss via a snarky comment damn near every senence.

Payback mother fucker.

[Simply Red]

perfectly normal.

[Demonpenz]

he's welcome to Cum to Mizzou

[BlackHelicopters]

Who among us hasn't masturbated in a Pontiac Grand Am?

[ptlyon]

perfectly normal.

I concur. People need to lighten up.

[AndChiefs]

Who among. Us hasn't masturbated in a Pontiac Grand Am?

It depends. Was he at the Kum'n'go?

[Radar Chief]

And here he is, Harry Palms, winner of the White Knuckle marathon. /Cheech & Chong skit.

[Molitoth]

And here he is, Harry Palms, winner of the White Knuckle marathon. /Cheech & Chong skit.

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/AAWxTMxsgQ0/mqdefault.jpg

[Radar Chief]

http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/AAWxTMxsgQ0/mqdefault.jpg

:LOL: Rep.

[Iowanian]

Hey Hogfarmer.................

When this guy drops out of school, you've got a natural!

[Rudy tossed tigger's salad]

chocolate peni

[bowener]

Who among us hasn't masturbated in a Pontiac Grand Am?

Gran Prix

[mike_b_284]

IIRC somewhere has recently declared it lawful to wank in public. Can't remember where. Europe, Canada, Portland?

[ptlyon]

You would certainly think Oklahoma would allow it...

[Dayze]

IIRC somewhere has recently declared it lawful to wank in public. Can't remember where. Europe, Canada, Portland?

GoChiefs can definitely tell you where it's illegal.

[MTG#10]

He never got caught masturbating while Bush was president. Thanks Obama.

[mike_b_284]

Found it, Sweden.

http://gawker.com/public-masturbation-declared-legal-in-sweden-after-land-1340599730

[ptlyon]

Found it, Sweden.

http://gawker.com/public-masturbation-declared-legal-in-sweden-after-land-1340599730

Shit, anything goes over there...

[Hog's Gone Fishin]

Hey Hogfarmer.................

When this guy drops out of school, you've got a natural!


Was just thinking the same thing. Bet he'll work for the minimum.

[chefsos]

Was just thinking the same thing. Bet he'll work for the minimum.Oh, he'll probably pay you more than that.

[mike_b_284]

Shit, anything goes over there...

OK, I'm beginning to think we need a weird swedish thread

http://gawker.com/swedish-police-searching-for-bicycle-fucker-caught-on-v-603635291

[ekf028]

OK, I'm beginning to think we need a weird swedish thread

http://gawker.com/swedish-police-searching-for-bicycle-fucker-caught-on-v-603635291

Wow.

[Eleazar]

A 5 star recruit driving a Pontiac Grand Am? Times are tough at OU indeed.

[vailpass]

A 5 star recruit driving a Pontiac Grand Am? Times are tough at OU indeed.

It came with Accu-Jack and Auto-Suck...

[ekf028]

A 5 star recruit driving a Pontiac Grand Am? Times are tough at OU indeed.

Maybe it was a 2014 model

[Pablo]

A guy at work is a HUGE OU fan. He's been moping around since Monday.

Last year when A&M beat Bama at Bryant Denny, I didn't hear the end of it for a good 2-3 weeks. He would tie in that loss via a snarky comment damn near every senence.

Payback mother fucker. People probably take Bama fans in Kansas super seriously.

[ekf028]

People probably take Bama fans in Kansas super seriously.

I've always hated Texas A&M....

[salame]

who isn't though really