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zigbazah
10-16-2013, 10:23 PM
Standing behind me tonight at the convenience store were two Donkey fans. One looked to be a drunk hobo, and the other was wearing only a Donks leather jacket and windbreaker sweatpants. No shirt, just that unzipped jacket, revealing his ridiculously hairy chest. The guy ahead of me in line was taking his merry time counting quarters and pennies, attempting to buy a pack of cigarettes. So I had to listen to these yahoos say things like "I'm a fan of the Broncos for their history" and "Peyton's OK, but I really miss Elway." Oh, can't leave out "We haven't been getting any calls all year."

Now I'm pissed.

DaFace
10-16-2013, 10:25 PM
OK, then.

Cephalic Trauma
10-16-2013, 10:27 PM
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Sorter
10-16-2013, 10:27 PM
So, did you vomit?

Buehler445
10-16-2013, 10:28 PM
You should have kicked one of their knees sideways and said, I'm a fan of Shanarat's blocking scheme.

http://www.sifugrados.com/images/articles/many_faces_of_wc_06.jpg

vailpass
10-16-2013, 10:28 PM
Sounds like a nice part of town...

Imon Yourside
10-16-2013, 10:28 PM
You want to? you're going to? you did? you talked yourself down from the ledge?

Sorter
10-16-2013, 10:38 PM
You should have kicked one of their knees sideways and said, I'm a fan of Shanarat's blocking scheme.

http://www.sifugrados.com/images/articles/many_faces_of_wc_06.jpg

Alex Gibbs has masturbated to this photo.


Like, 6 times.

Pasta Little Brioni
10-16-2013, 10:39 PM
MagicHef? Did they bitch about KC's run defense?

Sweet Daddy Hate
10-16-2013, 10:42 PM
I'm looking forward to watching all the local businesses in ABQ can the Donkey and Faider garbage for Chiefs sawg next year, yes.

Cephalic Trauma
10-16-2013, 11:03 PM
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Phobia
10-16-2013, 11:24 PM
You got something against drunk hobos with ridiculously hairy chests? Because... that's pretty much me tonight.

Fish
10-16-2013, 11:26 PM
There's a gay bar named Convenience Store?

Hammock Parties
10-16-2013, 11:29 PM
You got something against drunk hobos with ridiculously hairy chests? Because... that's pretty much me tonight.

http://boston.sportsthenandnow.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/bradycreepin.gif

Gonzo
10-16-2013, 11:58 PM
Guys, listen... If there was a way for us to hook up a breathalyzer test to the "submit thread" button, we certainly would.

The technology just isn't there yet.

Fairplay
10-17-2013, 12:01 AM
Take a pic with your cell phone next time of these bums.

Phobia
10-17-2013, 12:02 AM
Guys, listen... If there was a way for us to hook up a breathalyzer test to the "submit thread" button, we certainly would.

The technology just isn't there yet.

I'd have like 7 posts in 13 years.

Hammock Parties
10-17-2013, 12:03 AM
I'd have like 7 posts in 13 years.

I'd have 156,948.

Phobia
10-17-2013, 12:05 AM
I'd have 156,948.

That one thread was epic.

Dayze
10-17-2013, 12:21 AM
OK, then.

well, which is it young feller? You want I should freeze, or get on the floor? If'n I freeze I can't get to the floor. and if'n I drop, I'll be in motion".

...well, ok then.

mikey23545
10-17-2013, 12:39 AM
I'd have 156,948.

If they could hook up a jizzalyzer breath test to the submit button you'd only have 6 or 7 posts.

Mr. Flopnuts
10-17-2013, 06:09 AM
I'd have 156,948.

That one thread was epic.

What thread? I'm guilty of posting too much under the influence. Luckily for me, my drinking was contained to a 2 year period that ended a couple of months back.

bevischief
10-17-2013, 06:13 AM
Guys, listen... If there was a way for us to hook up a breathalyzer test to the "submit thread" button, we certainly would.

The technology just isn't there yet.

ROFL

bevischief
10-17-2013, 06:14 AM
I'd have like 7 posts in 13 years.

:)

Marcellus
10-17-2013, 06:15 AM
I'd have 156,948.

There is something to be said for quality over quantity.

BlackHelicopters
10-17-2013, 07:06 AM
Was it better than the vomit of 1997?

NinerDoug
10-17-2013, 09:47 AM
Standing behind me tonight at the convenience store were two Donkey fans. One looked to be a drunk hobo, and the other was wearing only a Donks leather jacket and windbreaker sweatpants. No shirt, just that unzipped jacket, revealing his ridiculously hairy chest. The guy ahead of me in line was taking his merry time counting quarters and pennies, attempting to buy a pack of cigarettes. So I had to listen to these yahoos say things like "I'm a fan of the Broncos for their history" and "Peyton's OK, but I really miss Elway." Oh, can't leave out "We haven't been getting any calls all year."

Now I'm pissed.

Doesn't take much to make you violently ill and pissed off I guess. You must be a blast at parties.

But really, do you get pissed off every time you want to puke?

King_Chief_Fan
10-17-2013, 11:53 AM
I still laugh at Donko fans that still wear Plummer and Cutler jerseys.

DaKCMan AP
10-17-2013, 11:56 AM
cool story brah

Rausch
10-17-2013, 12:01 PM
I'd have 156,948.

I got lucky most mine got erased...:D

Contrarian
10-17-2013, 12:43 PM
If they could hook up a jizzalyzer breath test to the submit button you'd only have 6 or 7 posts.

No shit!!