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Sweet Daddy Hate
10-18-2013, 07:38 PM
He was a pinchay little gumba. Short and fat, dressed head to toe in a Silver and Black jumpsuit that only Al "re-up on my Depends" Davis could love. Talking shit in the store to the poor woman who was dumb enough to marry his little ass, he had that "I'd really like to have been on "Jersey Shore" look about him.
You know the type.

He rounded the aisle to frozen foods without even noticing me. But I was stealthy. I hit the u-turn around the ice-cream and doubled-back. Putting on my best "behind the cart" Pimp-Swagger, I sloooooowly proceeded up the aisle.
Chewing my gum like a full blown gangsta', shoulders straight back and swinging like a hot-oiled pendulum, I approached. The pinch couldn't ignore my swagger; he looked up.
A man dressed primarily in black? Perhaps a fellow Faid commiserating in the crapulence of Oakland incompetence?

Then he saw it:
On the top of my head, a black brim etched in blue, with the only two letters that could make his heart stop long enough to realize that doom was yet again upon him; "KC". Oh shit.

But...but...perhaps it was another "KC", another team from the far reaches of the American fruited plain? As I passed this poor fool at steady, pimpish brisk, acknowledging him only with a smile that can best be described as "how does my ass taste, fool"(?), he saw it written clearly on the black bill of his impotence; "Kansas City". Oh shit.

All the poor bastard could do was scream at his wife about some frozen vegetables.


Sweet Daddy: 1

Pinchay Faid? Vegetables.

Bitch.

Fritz88
10-18-2013, 07:49 PM
Okay I laughed.
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a pp roach
10-18-2013, 07:53 PM
https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/858010880/hD6E6F40E/

Mr. Flopnuts
10-18-2013, 07:54 PM
ROFL Nuice!

AussieChiefsFan
10-18-2013, 07:58 PM
Nice. LMAO Rep!

seclark
10-18-2013, 08:04 PM
Okay I laughed.
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Read it all...chuckled somewhat.
not too bad sdh...usually whenever you start a thread, it weakens the nation.
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Pasta Little Brioni
10-18-2013, 08:38 PM
Reighters?

TimBone
10-18-2013, 08:52 PM
So, you essentially walked past a Raiders fan while wearing a KC hat?

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/10/19/re3a4uvu.jpg

Sweet Daddy Hate
10-18-2013, 08:54 PM
So, you essentially walked past a Raiders fan while wearing a KC hat?



Simpleton.

TimBone
10-18-2013, 08:54 PM
Simpleton.

Admittedly.

Pasta Little Brioni
10-18-2013, 08:55 PM
Could have been a rare Ugly Duck sighting too

Rasputin
10-18-2013, 09:02 PM
Did you check to make sure you had your wallet after you walked by him?

Sweet Daddy Hate
10-18-2013, 09:03 PM
Did you check to make sure you had your wallet after you walked by him?

ROFL

Pasta Little Brioni
10-18-2013, 09:13 PM
Did you check to make sure you had your wallet after you walked by him?

I would be more worried about the monkey claw

Rasputin
10-18-2013, 10:10 PM
The best way I know how to troll a Raider fan is to point behind him and say "isn't that your parole officer over there?" and they usually give a frantic look then scurry around and hide like a little cockroach that they are. Pretty hilarious.

Fire Me Boy!
10-19-2013, 04:10 AM
KC on a black hat with a blue trimmed bill? So... you walked by him wearing a Royals hat?

BlackHelicopters
10-19-2013, 07:40 AM
Amusing. What really happened?

Jiu Jitsu Jon
10-19-2013, 08:21 AM
So, you essentially walked past a Raiders fan while wearing a KC hat?

http://img.tapatalk.com/d/13/10/19/re3a4uvu.jpg

:jester:

threebag
10-19-2013, 08:23 AM
http://static3.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/better+that+horse+++everywhere+_abb1146e64003396dac011d9db9d68c3.gif

Sweet Daddy Hate
10-19-2013, 09:43 AM
KC on a black hat with a blue trimmed bill? So... you walked by him wearing a Royals hat?

It was what I had on at the time, yes.

Pasta Little Brioni
10-19-2013, 09:49 AM
Cock punch to his incher?

beach tribe
10-19-2013, 09:59 AM
What the hell is pinchay?

listopencil
10-19-2013, 10:46 AM
What the hell is pinchay?

I assumed he meant "pinche."

whoman69
10-19-2013, 11:50 AM
Sounds like a cross between a nature show and In Living Color.

He we see the Raider fan in his natural habitat in a process known as dumpster diving. Seeing a predator the gumba shouts, "Frozen vegetables!" to his mate. A warning of danger.

Sweet Daddy Hate
10-19-2013, 11:57 AM
I assumed he meant "pinche."

Enlighten him.

Pasta Little Brioni
10-19-2013, 12:00 PM
Did he have a rat tail?

Sweet Daddy Hate
10-19-2013, 12:04 PM
Did he have a rat tail?

No, he looked like squat little extra from Bada Bing.

Pasta Little Brioni
10-19-2013, 12:05 PM
How ugly was his troll?

Sweet Daddy Hate
10-19-2013, 12:24 PM
How ugly was his troll?

Apparently so hideous that I didn't bother to get a good look at her.

Pasta Little Brioni
10-19-2013, 12:30 PM
Sounds like Chimpionship

Sweet Daddy Hate
10-19-2013, 12:31 PM
Sounds like Chimpionship

LMAO

threebag
10-20-2013, 09:45 AM
KC on a black hat with a blue trimmed bill? So... you walked by him wearing a Royals hat?

"In a small way, I feel like we’ve won the World Series."/Dayton Moore

Rausch
10-20-2013, 09:46 AM
The best way I know how to troll a Raider fan is to point behind him and say "isn't that your parole officer over there?" and they usually give a frantic look then scurry around and hide like a little cockroach that they are. Pretty hilarious.

It definitely cuts down the line at the port-a-potty...

wazu
10-20-2013, 09:47 AM
"In a small way, I feel like we’ve won the World Series."/Dayton Moore

ROFL

Raiderhater
10-20-2013, 09:52 AM
KC on a black hat with a blue trimmed bill? So... you walked by him wearing a Royals hat?

This. Completely stupid thread.

Sweet Daddy Hate
10-20-2013, 12:05 PM
"In a small way, I feel like we’ve won the World Series."/Dayton Moore

ROFL

BlackHelicopters
10-20-2013, 12:35 PM
"In a small way, I feel like we’ve won the World Series."/Dayton Moore

LMAO

crazycoffey
10-20-2013, 01:53 PM
Did he have a rat tail?

Does SDH?

Sweet Daddy Hate
10-20-2013, 01:55 PM
Does SDH?

I have an Afro.

58-4ever
10-20-2013, 01:56 PM
We are about to witness the debut of Matt Barkley

Pasta Little Brioni
10-20-2013, 01:57 PM
Does SDH?

:hmmm:

58-4ever
10-20-2013, 02:01 PM
We are about to witness the debut of Matt Barkley

Shortly after, we witness his first INT.

Sweet Daddy Hate
10-20-2013, 02:02 PM
Shortly after, we witness his first INT.

Watch Barkley be a fucking stud.

Mr. Flopnuts
10-20-2013, 03:01 PM
I had a similar encounter today. Similar being a Raiders fan walking in a parking lot with a black Raiders shirt on. I slowed way up in my black Mustang, put my window all the way down and tipped my bright red Chiefs hat at him with the biggest shit eating grin I could muster. He scowled like a motherfucker and promptly looked at the ground. I punched the gas and wheeled into a spot and got out smiling. He never looked back. I considered a chant but figured my work was done.

Sweet Daddy Hate
10-20-2013, 03:02 PM
I had a similar encounter today. Similar being a Raiders fan walking in a parking lot with a black Raiders shirt on. I slowed way up in my black Mustang, put my window all the way down and tipped my bright red Chiefs hat at him with the biggest shit eating grin I could muster. He scowled like a motherfucker and promptly looked at the ground. I punched the gas and wheeled into a spot and got out smiling. He never looked back. I considered a chant but figured my work was done.

BOOM! LMAO

Mr. Flopnuts
10-20-2013, 03:05 PM
BOOM! LMAO

No bullshit, my wife looked at me and said "That made me soooo wet." We're totally making a baby tonight. ROFL

Sweet Daddy Hate
10-20-2013, 03:08 PM
No bullshit, my wife looked at me and said "That made me soooo wet." We're totally making a baby tonight. ROFL

hahahahahahahahaha!