Who's tailgaiting this weekend?

[58-4ever]

My wife and I are going to the game Sunday by ourselves. I was planning on bringing some food and beer, but would like to join a larger tailgating experience if any of you would like to host us.

This thread has merit without pics. :D

[ptlyon]

Boobies or nuthin

[Dayze]

Bring extra beer and something as a side/snack; hit up Luv's tailgate (if they're going).

or shit, just bring extra beer and exchange them for food with the folks around you. I've done this quite a few times.

[ptlyon]

Or...just bring extra beer

[Dayze]

yeah; I brought a 30 pack and told the folks I was trading for food/snacks etc to help themselves.

[luv]

Bring extra beer and something as a side/snack; hit up Luv's tailgate (if they're going).

or shit, just bring extra beer and exchange them for food with the folks around you. I've done this quite a few times.

The RV isn't going, but dad and I hopefully be near the same spot.

[58-4ever]

yeah; I brought a 30 pack and told the folks I was trading for food/snacks etc to help themselves.

This sounds like a great suggestion but was hoping to meet some of my fellow ChiefsPlanet brethren.

[Direckshun]

You can join my tailgate if you let me bang your wife at halftime.

[Dayze]

You can join my tailgate if you let me bang your wife at halftime.

you should be back around 14:30 to see the rest of the halftime festivities.

:D

[DMAC]

You can join my tailgate if you let me bang your wife at halftime.

Uhhh

[58-4ever]

You can join my tailgate if you let me bang your wife at halftime.

seems like a steep price. If you blow me we have a deal.

[58-4ever]

Uhhh

I know. Attempting to temper my response there.

[Direckshun]

seems like a steep price. If you blow me we have a deal.

Alright, here's the deal. I get to bang your wife at halftime, I have to blow you after the game, but then I get your car for a month.

No guarantee on its condition after the month.

[Direckshun]

I know. Attempting to temper my response there.

It was just an opening bid! LMAO

[58-4ever]

Alright, here's the deal. I get to bang your wife at halftime, I have to blow you after the game, but then I get your car for a month.

No guarantee on its condition after the month.

Can we trade cars? What do you drive?

[Dayze]

Direckshun will give you steak and lobster tails if he can PIIYWB

[Direckshun]

Can we trade cars? What do you drive?

I only ride a bicycle made for two.

[Dayze]

does it have seats?

[Direckshun]

Actually, a bicycle-for-two is probably a great way to ride around the tailgate experience if you're not tailgating yourself.

[Direckshun]

does it have seats?

LMAO

[58-4ever]

I only ride a bicycle made for two.

I'm afraid you'll have to throw in something else unless you can provide a video of you blowing another dude.

[ptlyon]

Sorry, he's off Qing, which is apparently more important than blowjobs

[Direckshun]

Qing is of the highest priority.

Also, I'll say this: I've never heard anybody complain about my BJ skills. Not once.

[DMAC]

This is all just too exciting

[Direckshun]

I got an email from the Chiefs, alerting me to the pre-game festivities and when stuff opens.

One of the things it says: the "draft room" opens at 9:30. Anybody know what this is?

Also, it says: "50/50 Beneficiary: Harvesters"

What's that, exactly?

[Dayze]

I got an email from the Chiefs, alerting me to the pre-game festivities and when stuff opens.

One of the things it says: the "draft room" opens at 9:30. Anybody know what this is?

Also, it says: "50/50 Beneficiary: Harvesters"

What's that, exactly?

50/50 is either a Winstead's Option, or some weird sex act.

[58-4ever]

I got an email from the Chiefs, alerting me to the pre-game festivities and when stuff opens.

One of the things it says: the "draft room" opens at 9:30. Anybody know what this is?

Also, it says: "50/50 Beneficiary: Harvesters"

What's that, exactly?

http://www.kcchiefs.com/tickets/vip-tickets/premium-seating/draft-room.html

[Direckshun]

Ah, yellow-seat level.

Had a friend of mine go to the Raiders game at yellow seat level.

She could not stop raving about how nice it is, though she did note it's a TON quieter there. People are not as "rowdy," as she put it. She's not your hard-charging, seat-pounding type.

[58-4ever]

So, tomorrow is my first game in a couple of years. How long will it take me to get parked from North Overland Park?

[58-4ever]

I have heard some nightmare stories this year.

[Coach]

I'll be in Lot A, first row, by the cones that separate the RV's and the first row of cars. Near the "K" first base gate entry area, close to where the RV's/Busses/Limo's enterance would be.

[Dayze]

So, tomorrow is my first game in a couple of years. How long will it take me to get parked from North Overland Park?

probalby 15 minutes tops.

[Coach]

probalby 15 minutes tops.

Assuming he leaves early.