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alnorth
10-28-2013, 02:23 PM
Pretty sure this isn't a repost, but its an awesome article. ROFL

How to join Chiefs bandwagon (http://espn.go.com/sportsnation/story/_/id/9891766/nfl-hangover-week-8)

Couple key steps:

Know basic facts about Kansas City. You'll want to take a quick pass through Kansas City's Wikipedia page to learn at least a few basic facts about the hometown of your new favorite team. Americans are not the best at geography, and you don't want to blow your bandwagon cover by being the idiot who says something about Kansas City being in Kansas.

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Really hate the Raiders. You probably do this already. But the Raiders are the Chiefs' biggest rival, so you'll want to hate them just a little bit more than you do now. Easy, right?

BlackHelicopters
10-28-2013, 02:25 PM
Love BBQ and meth.

ptlyon
10-28-2013, 02:26 PM
"I've always liked Kansas City"

FUCK OFF ASSHOLE

FlaChief58
10-28-2013, 02:27 PM
Kansas City is not in Kansas? I may need to rethink my fandom....

Kiimo
10-28-2013, 02:57 PM
I'm a Chiefs fan.

Oh you're from Missouri?

No.

Oh you're from Kansas City KANSAS.

*slightly annoyed even though Wyandotte is not the shit hole it once was*

No.

Oh so you're a bandwagon fan.

FUCK YOU!!!

TinyEvel
10-28-2013, 03:19 PM
Three steps:

Gain weight.

Shave head.

Grow goatee.

007
10-28-2013, 03:21 PM
Three steps:

Gain weight.

Shave head.

Grow goatee.

Drive a camaro

Stewie
10-28-2013, 03:26 PM
Three steps:

Gain weight.

Shave head.

Grow goatee.

What should the men do?

luv
10-28-2013, 03:28 PM
Technically, Kansas City is in Kansas, too. Just not the Chiefs.

KCrockaholic
10-28-2013, 03:31 PM
Technically, Kansas City is in Kansas, too. Just not the Chiefs.

:shake: Don't even...

REDHOTGTO
10-28-2013, 03:41 PM
Drive a camaro

technically it is sitting in the yard , but i will some day

Kiimo
10-28-2013, 03:56 PM
Three steps:

Gain weight.

Shave head.

Grow goatee.


Do this to your kids.


http://i89.photobucket.com/albums/k203/kiimosabe/ScreenShot2013-10-28at25611PM.png

arrwheader
10-28-2013, 04:47 PM
Yea cuz I'm sure every chiefs fan ever lives in KC

digger
10-28-2013, 05:21 PM
Kansas City is a city in both KS and MO. Just know that the Chiefs are from and play in KC MO.

FlaChief58
10-28-2013, 05:23 PM
Kansas City is a city in both KS and MO. Just know that the Chiefs are from and play in KC MO.

The hell you say...

Eleazar
10-28-2013, 05:25 PM
What should the men do?

Gain even more weight.

LoneWolf
10-28-2013, 05:25 PM
He was missing the step where you fuck your girlfriend in the Arrowhead Stadium parking lot in the middle of winter. That's the only way to show your true fandom.

ROYC75
10-28-2013, 05:55 PM
Well, technically there is a North Kansas City,Mo too, but let's not get that confused with the other 2 that the rest of the country does not get.

We should get them to incorporate So. KC, West KC, East KC just to screw with the rest of brainless world.

RealSNR
10-28-2013, 06:24 PM
Matt Nagy isn't a Chiefs player.

The author of the article clearly doesn't know shit about being a Chiefs fan.

Molitoth
10-28-2013, 06:30 PM
Be satisfied with mediocre QB's.
Love drafting Offensive Lineman in the first round.

RealSNR
10-28-2013, 06:31 PM
Your one-stop-shop to being a Chiefs fan:

Study, then emulate:

http://uranus.ckt.net/~gochiefs/truestfans.gif

Psyko Tek
10-28-2013, 06:45 PM
I emailed this to my bronco and raider lovin' buddies
told them it would make them look cool

Coach
10-28-2013, 07:10 PM
Matt Nagy isn't a Chiefs player.

The author of the article clearly doesn't know shit about being a Chiefs fan.

Although he is the QB coach....

http://www.kcchiefs.com/team/coaches/matt-nagy/8accdf2a-3895-4e97-b7a8-d2e757e97d14

tredadda
10-28-2013, 08:00 PM
Incessantly complain about the QB situation regardless of who is under center. Also condition oneself for the inevitable playoff loss that will come.

Molitoth
10-28-2013, 08:03 PM
Incessantly complain about the QB situation regardless of who is under center. Also condition oneself for the inevitable playoff loss that will come.

Unfortunately that is only the minority of smart people. :D

RealSNR
10-28-2013, 08:04 PM
Although he is the QB coach....

http://www.kcchiefs.com/team/coaches/matt-nagy/8accdf2a-3895-4e97-b7a8-d2e757e97d14

Not the same thing as a Chiefs player

Coach
10-28-2013, 09:27 PM
Not the same thing as a Chiefs player

I understand, but he did say....

You can't pretend to be a Chiefs fan if you can't name a handful of players. Here are just a few players and coaches to familiarize yourself with: Branden Albert, Alex Smith, Nico Johnson, Dexter McCluster, Rokevious Watkins, Jeff Allen, Thomas Gafford, Toben Opurum and Matt Nagy.

Note the bold and underline.