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gblowfish
10-29-2013, 02:35 PM
"Woof man, I can quit whenever I want to...."

http://tinyurl.com/krgbvo3

That's some bad s--t.

Dogs are overdosing on drug addicts' poop left in Berlin's parks, the German Local wrote from a report in Der Tagesspiegel newspaper.

The city's veterinarians reportedly have noticed an increase in dogs being treated after eating human excrement in the public spaces, which are frequented by junkies who often defecate in the bushes. Tests indicated the pooches -- which were dehydrated, struggled to walk and had a rapid heartbeat -- were under the influence of heroin and other drugs found in the stools.

While fatal cases have been rare, vet Reinhold Sassnau said in the report that canines can be given a vomit-inducing drug to clear the feces, or they can be held at the clinic to recover.

One stateside expert expressed surprise at the report. "Most illicit drugs are going to the urine and not the feces," Karyn Bischoff, a veterinarian specializing in analytical toxicology at Cornell's College of Veterinary Medicine, explained to The Huffington Post. "I wouldn't expect there to be enough [in the feces] to cause a crisis."

Bischoff theorized that perhaps the dogs "found somebody's stash" and ingested it.

There's actually a name for dogs consuming animal waste. It's called coprophagia. According to the American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, coprophagia "isn't considered abnormal, just undesirable. Many dogs will also ingest human feces if given the opportunity."

Holladay
10-30-2013, 02:47 AM
Where do you get this stuff from anyway??

Dang

Not to say that it is bad...but boy do you get stuff from left field:)

threebag
10-30-2013, 03:04 AM
That's bad shit, man

alpha_omega
10-30-2013, 06:37 AM
Where do you get this stuff from anyway??

Dang

Not to say that it is bad...but boy do you get stuff from left field:)

He Huffs and Puffs to find these stories.

gblowfish
10-30-2013, 09:56 AM
Where do you get this stuff from anyway??

Dang

Not to say that it is bad...but boy do you get stuff from left field:)

There's no rock I won't leave unturned for a good poop thread....

Strongside
10-30-2013, 10:07 AM
For some reason I read that as German Shepherd Junkies eating Shark Poop. I was profoundly confused.

Dayze
10-30-2013, 10:09 AM
are we smoking Labrador?

Dartgod
10-30-2013, 10:17 AM
Git 'er dung!

MOhillbilly
10-30-2013, 10:25 AM
The dog ate my stash, man!

seclark
10-30-2013, 10:26 AM
The dog ate my stash, man!

fact is stranger than fiction.
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chiefzilla1501
10-30-2013, 10:30 AM
Hmm... Now I know why they call it crack.

Iowanian
10-30-2013, 10:59 AM
Man......if the crackheads figure this out....they'll get into some serious.....recycling....

notorious
10-30-2013, 11:03 AM
My dog's breath smells like shit!

Strongside
10-30-2013, 11:05 AM
My dog's breath smells like shit!

-Said Adolf just before his Boxer leapt from his 4th story balcony.

notorious
10-30-2013, 11:22 AM
http://i.imgur.com/gWUxUSK.gif

Dartgod
10-30-2013, 12:19 PM
http://i.imgur.com/gWUxUSK.gif

What the....



I don't even...