Our Quarterback is Goofy

[wink91wink]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BXx9a_CCMAEXm07.jpg:large

Literally.

[Mr_Tomahawk]

Better than Geno.

[WhitiE]

Lol nice

[lcarus]

Cue the Geno fans coming in and complaining that Pluto is better.

[Sandy Vagina]

I remember him talking about this on NFLN. They asked him what he was going to be... and he said his son picked Disney characters.. and he was stuck with Goofy, lolz. I think it's cool... must please the little one. :)

[Strongside]

Haha, I think that's pretty awesome. I like him.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

He could be Minnie Mouse for all I care if he was actually worth a fuck.

[lcarus]

He could be Minnie Mouse for all I care if he was actually worth a fuck.

Minnie can actually handle deep balls better than Alex.

[-King-]

What the fuck is the guy next to him wearing?
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[lcarus]

What the fuck is the guy next to him wearing?
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Thats the Detlef Schrempf/Tarzan hybrid jersey.

[frozenchief]

He could be Minnie Mouse for all I care if he was actually worth a ****.

This reminds me of Mickey's divorce proceedings:

Judge: Mr. Mickey Mouse, I cannot grant a divorce just because your wife is a bit weird.

Mickey Mouse: no, no, Judge. She's fucking Goofy!!!

[lcarus]

This reminds me of Mickey's divorce proceedings:

Judge: Mr. Mickey Mouse, I cannot grant a divorce just because your wife is a bit weird.

Mickey Mouse: no, no, Judge. She's fucking Goofy!!!

LMAO

[Rausch]

Where to begin...

[Otter]

What the **** is the guy next to him wearing?
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Can't say for sure but if I had to guess a cheesy '80s wrestler. Has an Iron Sheik look from what I can see.

[Strongside]

What the **** is the guy next to him wearing?
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It's McGrath dressed as Cher.

[ShowtimeSBMVP]

https://twitter.com/KCChiefs_Rachel/status/395332383852879872/photo/1


Look's like Kush

[Hammock Parties]

him and our fucking mickey mouse offense

[KCUnited]

Reminds me of when Cassel saved that lady from that fire.

[RealSNR]

Yeah. He really loves to play dress up

http://d22zlbw5ff7yk5.cloudfront.net/images/post-5130665c9eddf.jpeg

[Rausch]

Yeah. He really loves to play dress up

http://d22zlbw5ff7yk5.cloudfront.net/images/post-5130665c9eddf.jpeg

I would too if I got to knock that woman up...

[RealSNR]

Only a fucking douchebag like him would be cool with mixing Marvel and DC.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I'm not going to pick on Axl the weird human.

Axl the football player though, can suck it.

[Dave Lane]

He could be Minnie Mouse for all I care if he was actually worth a ****.

He could be a zit.

Get it :)

[Rausch]

Only a ****ing douchebag like him would be cool with mixing Marvel and DC.

You notice that he seems to be excited and she's...there...

[Rausch]

I'm not going to pick on Axl the weird human.

That's a smart take...

[Hammock Parties]

I'm not going to pick on Axl the weird human.


10 demerits

[ThaVirus]

This reminds me of Mickey's divorce proceedings:

Judge: Mr. Mickey Mouse, I cannot grant a divorce just because your wife is a bit weird.

Mickey Mouse: no, no, Judge. She's ****ing Goofy!!!

Heh. That's pretty funny.

[stonedstooge]

https://twitter.com/KCChiefs_Rachel/status/395332383852879872/photo/1


Look's like Kush

First time I've seen my man's name mentioned since the season started. w00t

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

He could be a zit.

Get it :)

That's a smart take...

10 demerits

LMAO

[gosampel]

Better than Geno.

second dat

[BlackHelicopters]

This reminds me of Mickey's divorce proceedings:

Judge: Mr. Mickey Mouse, I cannot grant a divorce just because your wife is a bit weird.

Mickey Mouse: no, no, Judge. She's fucking Goofy!!!

Classic

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

second dat

Based on the incredible career sample-size you've been given?

Anywho, this thread seems like a dumb enough spot to drop:

My hypothesis:

Much like Cassel, give Axl the best O-line in recent Chiefs history(2003), and only marginal improvements would result.

Clay, you're the stat-hound of this Glorious Hate Tribe, so I ask; are there any means of computer-generated technologies that can put this theory to the test?

[Hammock Parties]

Based on the incredible career sample-size you've been given?

Anywho, this thread seems like a dumb enough spot to drop:

My hypothesis:

Much like Cassel, give Axl the best O-line in recent Chiefs history(2003), and only marginal improvements would result.

Clay, you're the stat-hound of this Glorious Hate Tribe, so I ask; are there any means of computer-generated technologies that can put this theory to the test?

49ers had the 7th ranked pass blocking line in 2012.

Alex was...Alex.

[Sandy Vagina]

Much like Cassel, give Axl the best O-line in recent Chiefs history(2003), and only marginal improvements would result.


The only good pass protecting OL Alex ever had was in 2012.. where he had the highest passer rating in the league and a 6-2 record. :p

[Hammock Parties]

The only good pass protecting OL Alex ever had was in 2012.. where he had the highest passer rating in the league and a 6-2 record. :p

And was on pace for 48 sacks.

[rockymtnchief]

https://twitter.com/KCChiefs_Rachel/status/395332383852879872/photo/1


Look's like Kush

I like Succops costume! (a football player!) He must've spent hunnerds of dollars on it!:)









*"hundreds"-CP Nazis

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

49ers had the 7th ranked pass blocking line in 2012.

Alex was...Alex.

And always will be.

Sigh. At least we know what to expect come playoffs.

[Rausch]

I like Succops costume! (a football player!) He must've spent hunnerds of dollars on it!:)









*"hundreds"-CP Nazis

Spelling lesson no 1: put a ' behind every word and it's "on purpose."

[Frazod]

Mickey Mouse goes to see his divorce lawyer. After telling his lawyer his sad story, the lawyer says, "I'm sorry, Mr. Mouse, but I don't think you can divorce your wife, because she's crazy."

"I didn't say she was crazy," Mickey replied. "I said she was fucking Goofy."

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[Bowser]

Mickey Mouse goes to see his divorce lawyer. After telling his lawyer his sad story, the lawyer says, "I'm sorry, Mr. Mouse, but I don't think you can divorce your wife, because she's crazy."

"I didn't say she was crazy," Mickey replied. "I said she was fucking Goofy."

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[Chief Roundup]

oh boy. :facepalm:

[GESteve]

Minnie can actually handle deep balls better than Alex.

So can your mom;)

[Rausch]

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I need to save this for when my ban from the Mange runs out...

[lcarus]

So can your mom;)

She learned everything she knows from Minnie.

[Mr. Laz]

Alex seems like a quality guy

[Anyong Bluth]

For a split second there I thought he was at a nail salon having a Halloween party.

Still like the dude, on field struggles aside.

[GloryDayz]

OK, I might think more of him now.

[Mav]

That's why I can follow a mediocre qb to another board. He is just a down to earth guy.

He gets it.

[Fish]

Alex seems like a really cool guy with a great sense of humor. And not in the pussy dorky way that people said the same about Cassel.

[-King-]

Alex seems like a really cool guy with a great sense of humor. And not in the pussy dorky way that people said the same about Cassel.

Eh. Players still go out of their way to say how much they liked Cassel. I think he really was a good guy. Can't really hate him as a person.

[Ace Gunner]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BXx9a_CCMAEXm07.jpg:large

Literally.

must be some mistake. our QB is just here to shove toothpicks in our eyes while we have the #1 pick.

[Iconic]

What is the correlation between being a good person and wearing a ****ing goofy costume.

[AlexSmithDynasty]

What is the correlation between being a good person and wearing a ****ing goofy costume.

Well did you ever see Hitler or Stalin wearing a Goofy costume? Didn't think so.

[Fish]

Eh. Players still go out of their way to say how much they liked Cassel. I think he really was a good guy. Can't really hate him as a person.

BS. Cassel was a total goober and I'll never believe he was the least bit respected in the locker room. Unlike Alex Smith.

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Matt-Cassel-Celebration-Fail.gif

[mdchiefsfan]

BS. Cassel was a total goober and I'll never believe he was the least bit respected in the locker room. Unlike Alex Smith.

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Matt-Cassel-Celebration-Fail.gif

LMAO love Baldwin's reaction

[crazycoffey]

What is the correlation between being a good person and wearing a ****ing goofy costume.

Doing it for his kid? :shrug: how he said his kid picked the theme.

[-King-]

BS. Cassel was a total goober and I'll never believe he was the least bit respected in the locker room. Unlike Alex Smith.

http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/Matt-Cassel-Celebration-Fail.gif

What makes you believe that? Why do players still say good things about Cassel as a person?
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[InChiefsHeaven]

What makes you believe that? Why do players still say good things about Cassel as a person?
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I think the team liked Cassel the way some kids in high school have that one buddy that they hang around with who is a dork, but for whatever reason they like the guy. You know, yeah, he's a fuckin' idiot, but he's OUR idiot...

[Strongside]

I saw a guy last year dressed in a turd costume wearing a Cassel jersey. Best of the day.

Here's me this year...being groped by googly-eyes.

http://shotbee.com/images/PRODUCT/medium/85430.jpg

[Fish]

What makes you believe that? Why do players still say good things about Cassel as a person?
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Poise, body language, and every single interaction between Cassel and the rest of the team, that was shown in public. He was a nice guy and a hard worker, but a complete dork with no true leadership abilities. He's mentally weak.

[Mr. Laz]

LMAO love Baldwin's reaction
Baldwin sucks and was part of the problem

[saphojunkie]

Hey, man... At least it's Disney.

http://www.8164.org/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/clip_charles.jpg

[bshmerlie]

I don't know... but I think I'd rather be dressed as Goofy than what the guy next to him is wearing. :)

[Buck]

One time I went to a Padres game and was sitting near Alex and his family (he was 16 or 17 at the time) and he was so bored and was acting pretty goofy back then.

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

That costume couldn't sniff KC Wolf's ass.

[morphius]

For some reason, this is how I imagine Clay last night:
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