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Direckshun
10-29-2013, 10:43 PM
I had a conversation this weekend, and it was suggested to me that I don't need to express every single thought that enters my head.

This is news to me.

I thought the sole purpose of experiencing thoughts was so I could deliver a hailstorm of verbose punishment on the rest of you, for you to absorb, judge on the merits you deem fitting, and occasionally return to sender when appropriate.

Because hell, if I don't express my thoughts the split second I have them, how will you know I have them???

Crazy, right? Right. So.

Poop taco.
Shogun
10-29-2013, 10:45 PM
Sometimes I feel like you should just start a Derickshun Repository Thread. It would be a lot cleaner.
Saccopoo
10-29-2013, 10:45 PM
I had a conversation this weekend, and it was suggested to me that I don't need to express every single thought that enters my head.

This is news to me.

I thought the sole purpose of experiencing thoughts was so I could deliver a hailstorm of verbose punishment on the rest of you, for you to absorb, judge on the merits you deem fitting, and occasionally return to sender when appropriate.

Because hell, if I don't express my thoughts the split second I have them, how will you know I have them???

Crazy, right? Right. So.

Poop taco.

News to us as well.
Direckshun
10-29-2013, 10:47 PM
Sometimes I feel like you should just start a Derickshun Repository Thread. It would be a lot cleaner.

Since when have we given a shit about ChiefsPlanet looking cleaner? :D
Hammock Parties
10-29-2013, 10:56 PM
Yes please. You are interesting to me. I am frequently amused by things that you write with your keyboard and transmit via hyper text transfer protocol.
Cephalic Trauma
10-29-2013, 11:00 PM
Shit, everybody else does. Also, my use of the ultra clever and super original "tl;dr" would drop far too quickly.
Iconic
10-29-2013, 11:17 PM
Don't stop, please. I've already downloaded and saved a multitude of your threads in hopes of reading them to my kids one day should I choose to procreate.
Ace Gunner
10-29-2013, 11:24 PM
try burping yourself
Direckshun
10-29-2013, 11:27 PM
Don't stop, please. I've already downloaded and saved a multitude of your threads in hopes of reading them to my kids one day should I choose to procreate.

LMAO
Hammock Parties
10-30-2013, 12:11 AM
Name the last three Springfield area "Restaurants" you ate at, please.
Psyko Tek
10-30-2013, 12:18 AM
I don't even care about every thought I have let alone yours
but my life is filled with people who have little to say, but much to talk about

so go ahead pile on, I do not have to open you links
Otter
10-30-2013, 02:56 AM
If you had any sense of input or accuracy outside of the normal person I'd say yes. But, no.
BlackHelicopters
10-30-2013, 06:40 AM
Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore,"
KC_Lee
10-30-2013, 06:47 AM
Always apply Occam's Razor to your posts
jspchief
10-30-2013, 07:03 AM
I've reached the point where I skip your posts.
tooge
10-30-2013, 07:03 AM
Why ask? You already do with ten posts per day about your "thoughts'
pikesome
10-30-2013, 07:32 AM
Isn't original content good? One of the reasons I still lurk.

Scott Pioli still gets to spout an opinion, why not Direckshun?
mdchiefsfan
10-30-2013, 07:53 AM
Isn't original content good? One of the reasons I still lurk.

Scott Pioli still gets to spout an opinion, why not Direckshun?

This
Baby Lee
10-30-2013, 08:08 AM
I had a conversation this weekend, and it was suggested to me that I don't need to express every single thought that enters my head.

This is news to me.

I thought the sole purpose of experiencing thoughts was so I could deliver a hailstorm of verbose punishment on the rest of you, for you to absorb, judge on the merits you deem fitting, and occasionally return to sender when appropriate.

Because hell, if I don't express my thoughts the split second I have them, how will you know I have them???

Crazy, right? Right. So.

Poop taco.

Tell the truth, you're Dan Harmon IRL, aren't you.
luv
10-30-2013, 08:42 AM
While I'm sure my opinion holds no bearing whatsoever one way or another, I like your threads.
Direckshun
10-30-2013, 09:00 AM
Tell the truth, you're Dan Harmon IRL, aren't you.

LMAO LMAO LMAO
Direckshun
10-30-2013, 09:00 AM
This is shaping up to one of the best poll results in CP history. Look at that.
RealSNR
10-30-2013, 09:13 AM
Better than pete threads, that's for sure.

It's getting to the point where I regret logging onto Chiefs Planet after games just because I fucking KNOW I'll see some garbage Pete thread up on the front page.

And believe it or not, I really don't care to hear his opinion about how the Chiefs "won dirty today, and that's okay with me."
Hammock Parties
10-30-2013, 09:20 AM
HOW DARE you profane the good name of pete threads

every week they make me feel intelligent
luv
10-30-2013, 09:21 AM
HOW DARE you profane the good name of pete threads

every week they make me feel intelligent

Hell, even I feel intelligent.
InChiefsHeaven
10-30-2013, 09:55 AM
I've reached the point where I skip your posts.

Well, almost all of them...
Direckshun
10-30-2013, 10:05 AM
Better than pete threads, that's for sure.

It's getting to the point where I regret logging onto Chiefs Planet after games just because I ****ing KNOW I'll see some garbage Pete thread up on the front page.

And believe it or not, I really don't care to hear his opinion about how the Chiefs "won dirty today, and that's okay with me."

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/picture.php?albumid=148&pictureid=1310
Direckshun
10-30-2013, 10:06 AM
Well, almost all of them...

LMAO
Mrs. Loopner
10-30-2013, 09:17 PM
Always apply Occam's Razor to your posts
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This
K.I.S.S. principle
Sorter
10-30-2013, 09:21 PM
I don't know how you could come here and not enjoy at least a few of Direckshun's football related posts.
Cephalic Trauma
10-30-2013, 09:46 PM
Hell, even I feel intelligent.

Whoa, Whoa, Whoa. Let's not go that far.
Titty Meat
10-30-2013, 09:53 PM
Shutup Bitch
Cephalic Trauma
10-30-2013, 09:56 PM
Shutup Bitch

http://legacy-cdn.smosh.com/smosh-pit/4/redhead-15.jpg
lcarus
10-30-2013, 10:01 PM
If you had any sense of input or accuracy outside of the normal person I'd say yes. But, no.

I think you're giving the "normal person" a bit too much credit here.
Psyko Tek
10-30-2013, 10:02 PM
no fucking way this ended in a tie

thinking mod mods happened
TLO
10-30-2013, 10:07 PM
Shutup Bitch

Oh my..
wazu
10-30-2013, 10:07 PM
I am generally a fan of Direckshun's threads. Except for this one, ironically.
Rain Man
10-30-2013, 10:26 PM
If I was trapped inside a giant light bulb and someone turned it, I wonder if I would get electrocuted or if I'd get killed by the heat. And what if it was a fluorescent bulb?
Direckshun
10-30-2013, 10:37 PM
I have Facebook friends whose posts are wittier than mine.

Makes me mad that somebody could be that legitimately faster than me in the ol' braincube.

Makes me wonder where I went wrong.

Or if I went wrong anywhere at all. Perhaps I was dropped as a child, and did everything I could to compensate for it in my adulthood, only to hit the glass ceiling of my childhood victimhood.

I don't even know what I'm talking about.
Direckshun
10-30-2013, 10:38 PM
Also, I started Insanity today.

I tweaked both of my hamstrings on the test round. LMAO

God damn it.