Prisco's All-Pro team

[Quesadilla Joe]

http://www.cbssports.com/nfl/writer/pete-prisco/24156832/pete-priscos-midseason-all-pro-team

QB -- Peyton Manning. Broncos -- The guy is on a pace to come close to throwing for 6,000 yards. He has 29 touchdown passes. Unreal.

RB -- LeSean McCoy, Eagles -- He leads the NFL in rushing with 733 yards and has been special in the Eagles' wide-open offense. He is a true "air" back.

WR -- Calvin Johnson, Lions -- He has nine touchdown catches and is averaging 17.5 per catch. Did you see him against the Cowboys?

WR -- Jordy Nelson, Packers -- He has seven touchdown catches and is averaging 16.6 per catch on his 39 catches.

Slot receiver -- Wes Welker, Broncos -- He has nine touchdown catches and 50 receptions. Manning loves him.

TE -- Jimmy Graham, Saints -- Despite having foot problems, he continues to put up big numbers. He is a receiver playing tight end.

LT -- Joe Thomas, Browns -- He's done an exceptional job in pass protection. That's why I give him the edge over some other tackles.

LG -- Evan Mathis, Eagles -- He's a battler who will fight and move and does a solid a job in the run game in pass protection. He never lets up.

C -- Manny Ramirez, Broncos -- He moved over from guard because of injuries and has done a great job in a complicated offense for centers. He's smart, and it shows.

RG -- David DeCastro, Steelers -- He has become the physical mauler the Steelers thought they were getting when they drafted him in the first round last year.

RT -- Sebastian Vollmer, Patriots -- It's too bad he went down for the season with a leg injury. He was playing at a high level and was my pick at right tackle over Andre Smith.
Defense

These players play in a 3-4 system

DE -- J.J. Watt, Texans -- He isn't on pace to get his 20-20-20, but he's still having a special season. He sees a ton of doubles.

NT -- Dontari Poe, Chiefs -- He's been a force against the run and has 4 1/2 sacks. He's one of the most-improved players. I picked him over Damon Harrison of the Jets.

DE -- Muhammad Wilkerson, Jets -- He has seven sacks and has been a force against the run. He will be spending a lot of time in Hawaii the next decade.

OLB -- Robert Mathis, Colts -- He leads the NFL in sacks with 11 1/2. At 31, he isn't slowing down.

OLB -- Justin Houston, Chiefs -- He is tied for second in the league with 11 sacks. He's also good against the run.

These players play in a 4-3 system

DE -- Michael Johnson, Bengals -- He isn't piling up sack numbers, but he is playing at a high level. He gets pressures, he's good against the run and he will be paid a lot of money as a free agent next spring.

DT -- Jason Hatcher, Cowboys -- He has seven sacks from his tackle spot. That's impressive.

DT -- Ndamukong Suh, Lions -- Forget all the stuff he does in terms of being dirty, he's a heck of a player and he's playing at a high level.

DE -- Robert Quinn, Rams -- He has 10 sacks in eight games and showed Monday night against Seattle how good he is rushing the passer.

OLB -- Lavonte David, Bucs -- He is one of the few bright spots for a team that is winless. He plays hard all the time and has a nose for the football.

OLB -- Vontaze Burfict, Bengals -- What a pleasant surprise he's been for this team. In his second season, he has emerged as a star in the making.

MLB/ILB -- Sean Lee, Cowboys -- He is having a special season, He can play the run and he's really good against the pass. He has four interceptions.

Secondary

CB -- Vontae Davis, Colts -- He's done a great job in coverage. You saw it firsthand against DeMaryius Thomas a couple of weeks ago.

CB -- Richard Sherman, Seahawks -- He is brash, loud and backs it up. I love the way he plays.

Nickel corner -- Tramaine Brock, 49ers -- He took over as the nickel corner when Nnamdi Asmougha went down and he isn't going to give the job back. He has three picks.

SS -- T.J. Ward, Browns -- This kid impressed me last season, but he's been even better this time around. He's made a lot of plays.

FS -- Devin McCourty, Patriots -- He is proving what I think will be a trend: The best free safeties will be converted corners. He is always around the football.
Special Teams

K -- Matt Prater, Broncos -- He hasn't missed a kick yet and he's 3-for-3 from 50-plus yards. He also leads the league in touchbacks on kickoffs.

P -- Brandon Fields, Dolphins -- He leads in net yards and gross yards.

Returner -- Cordarrelle Patterson, Vikings -- Did you see him fly down the field on that 109-yard kickoff return Sunday night? It was his second touchdown return of the season.

Special Teams Player -- Marcus Easley, Bills -- He has made 12 tackles so far and seems to show up in coverage a lot.

[Prison Bitch]

Why did you pick the name Von Dumbass as your handle?

[salame]

his swag is through the roof

[Quesadilla Joe]

I didn't. Pretty sure Bwana came up with my username.

[salame]

offensive username

[RealSNR]

Ramirez is NOT the best center in the league.

Hell, he's not even the best converted guard center. The Packers have been all of a sudden able to run the ball with ease, and Aaron Rodgers has taken the fewest amount of sacks through the first 8 games of the season out of ANY season in his career. All of that is due largely to Evan Dietrich-Smith being moved over to center for the first time in his career, and he's kicking so much ass. I usually don't pay attention to center play, but I've paid attention to him because he actually POPS OUT at the screen. The stuff he has been doing is unreal.

Prisco's a flaming retard.

[loochy]

Why did you pick the name Von Dumbass as your handle?

i see you haven't been around long enough to have had your name changed to something ridiculous

don't worry, your time will come

[notorious]

Don't give a shit.

[keg in kc]

McCoy's a true "air" back. Jamaal Charles has 16 more receptions. 1017 total yards for McCoy, 1018 total yards for Charles, and Jamaal has 8 TDs (2 receiving) versus LeSean's 3 (all rushing).

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

I hope they all get a letter with a jack-o-lantern on it.

[Quesadilla Joe]

Ramirez is NOT the best center in the league.

Hell, he's not even the best converted guard center. The Packers have been all of a sudden able to run the ball with ease, and Aaron Rodgers has taken the fewest amount of sacks through the first 8 games of the season out of ANY season in his career. All of that is due largely to Evan Dietrich-Smith being moved over to center for the first time in his career, and he's kicking so much ass. I usually don't pay attention to center play, but I've paid attention to him because he actually POPS OUT at the screen. The stuff he has been doing is unreal.

Prisco's a flaming retard.

According to PFF, Manny is the second best center in the league. :shrug:

http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/6421/twe.png

[ThaVirus]

LeSean McCoy over Jamaal Charles is a bit of a head scratcher to me.

Yeah, LeSean is leading the league in rushing yards, but Jamaal has more receiving yards than any other RB. They're currently tied at tops in the league at 1,018 yards from scrimmage (McCoy has 98 more yards rushing than Jamaal while Jamaal has 98 more receiving yards- weird) but Jamaal has 8 TDs as opposed to McCoy's 3.

LeSean's sexy rushing yardage total is also somewhat misleading. He's had 4 games this season with 55 or less yards. His total is benefitting largely from big days against us and Washington. Meanwhile, Jamaal has had 100+ yards from scrimmage and a TD in 7 of 8 games this season.

He's also a candidate for MVP, although he'll likely only have a shot at OPOY. Maybe I'm being a homer but I'd give the nod to Jamaal.

[Al Bundy]

Lavonte David does NOT deserve to be anywhere near that. He is very average and hell he lost the first game all by himself.

[BlackHelicopters]

Reported.

[hometeam]

Prisco is known to shit on KC~

[FlaChief58]

No Hali? Bullshit list is bullshit

[ModSocks]

What a shitty list. Prisco has the HiV

[ThaVirus]

I don't think I could give Sean Lee the honors over Luke Kuechly. In any case, he's short a 3-4 ILB.

Bowman? DJ?

[Rain Man]

Joe Thomas? The last time I saw him, Tamba Hali was giving him a swirlie and jamming him into his locker.

[gblowfish]

Not a single Charger or Raider on the list.

[LoneWolf]

Why did you pick the name Von Dumbass as your handle?

The Von is silent.

[ThaVirus]

Not a single Charger or Raider on the list.

They've been playing good ball and a couple of their guys might deserve a look as Pro Bowl back ups, but this is the All-Pro team. Only the best of the best here.

[BlackHelicopters]

Glad to see Dontarioon the list. Prisco needs to die from the virus.

[Rain Man]

They've been playing good ball and a couple of their guys might deserve a look as Pro Bowl back ups, but this is the All-Pro team. Only the best of the best here.

And Manny Ramirez.

[ThaVirus]

And Manny Ramirez.

LMAO Yes. And Manny Ramirez.

[CoMoChief]

It will be fun to see Ramirez get fucked really hard in the ass from Poe all game.

[MotherfuckerJones]

According to PFF, Manny is the second best center in the league. :shrug:

http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/6421/twe.png

We'll see how he does with the best NT in the game. Good matchup.

[MotherfuckerJones]

Berry should be on the list

[BlackHelicopters]

Remind me again why we care what this Pete Prisco dude says?

[RealSNR]

According to PFF, Manny is the second best center in the league. :shrug:

http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/6421/twe.png

This schedule bullshit goes both ways with the Chiefs/Donks.

Who has Ramirez faced DT/NT-wise?

I know Phil Taylor at times made Rodney Hudson look just plain silly out there. Yet when he went up against Evan Dietrich-Smith, Phil Taylor couldn't find his dick at all.

Did you watch the SNF Vikings/Packers game? That's exactly what I'm talking about.

Explain how the Packers can be one of the most feckless teams in the league in running the ball for so many years, yet all of a sudden they're bursting holes wide wide the fuck open.

Eddie Lacy is a part of that, but these are huge holes. James Starks, brokedick Ryan Grant, and even John fucking Kuhn could get 100 yards with this kind of production.

That's primarily due to Evan Dietrich-Smith.

[Halfcan]

Prisco sucks ass- I am going to neg rep the next person that post his stupid shit on here.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

So...we're back to hating Prickso then?

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Manny Fucking Ramirez ROFL. Peydaton is going to get another shit lineman PAID.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I didn't. Pretty sure Bwana came up with my username.

Oh no. That was all mine. :D

[Halfcan]

Oh no. That was all mine. :D

ROFL:clap:

[Gravedigger]

LeSean McCoy over Jamaal Charles is a bit of a head scratcher to me.

Yeah, LeSean is leading the league in rushing yards, but Jamaal has more receiving yards than any other RB. They're currently tied at tops in the league at 1,018 yards from scrimmage (McCoy has 98 more yards rushing than Jamaal while Jamaal has 98 more receiving yards- weird) but Jamaal has 8 TDs as opposed to McCoy's 3.

LeSean's sexy rushing yardage total is also somewhat misleading. He's had 4 games this season with 55 or less yards. His total is benefitting largely from big days against us and Washington. Meanwhile, Jamaal has had 100+ yards from scrimmage and a TD in 7 of 8 games this season.

He's also a candidate for MVP, although he'll likely only have a shot at OPOY. Maybe I'm being a homer but I'd give the nod to Jamaal.

Its the same reason that Brian Westbrook was never regarded as the best running back even though he was damn good at catching the ball out of the backfield. On NFL Network LT didn't even have JC in his top 5 RB's, a guy out of Arizona over JC in fact.

[Quesadilla Joe]

Oh no. That was all mine. :D

:cuss:

[Mr. Flopnuts]

:cuss:

Heh I couldn't bring myself to ban you. But if things don't go your way after the teams play don't you dare disappear. You'll leave me no choice. That's a steadfast rule around here. Talk shit and you have to own it if it doesn't work out.

[Anyong Bluth]

According to PFF, Manny is the second best center in the league. :shrug:

http://img811.imageshack.us/img811/6421/twe.png

Because Manning has never had any effect on line numbers...

[Imon Yourside]

So...we're back to hating Prickso then?

Wait...did we ever like him? I've never seen anything positive about the Chiefs posted by this hater.

[Rain Man]

Manny ****ing Ramirez ROFL. Peydaton is going to get another shit lineman PAID.


Yeah. When every team is selling out against the pass on every play, any lineman looks like a good run blocker. Instead of "Manny Ramirez", they should just say, "Whoever Is Playing Center for Manning".

[Pasta Little Brioni]

:cuss:

You should be thankful they are complete pussies and let you post here. Your ass should be gone after what you pulled coward.

[Tribal Warfare]

Vontaze Burfict, Bengals -- What a pleasant surprise he's been for this team. In his second season, he has emerged as a star in the making.

Everyone knew he had talent, but needed to get his shit together

[Quesadilla Joe]

Heh I couldn't bring myself to ban you. But if things don't go your way after the teams play don't you dare disappear. You'll leave me no choice. That's a steadfast rule around here. Talk shit and you have to own it if it doesn't work out.

I'll be around if the unthinkable happens. Maybe not immediately after the game but certainly the following morning.

[Brock]

I'll be around if the unthinkable happens. Maybe not immediately after the game but certainly the following morning.

If you won't show up after a loss, don't be here after a win.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I'll be around if the unthinkable happens. Maybe not immediately after the game but certainly the following morning.

And when you lose, will you still post some BS about one or more of your donkey-tard players? Pretty please?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

You should be thankful they are complete pussies and let you post here. Your ass should be gone after what you pulled coward.

U mad bro? We don't enforce bets. If you can get another mod to ban him go ahead. No sense losing your shit and being a passive aggressive asshole though.

I'll be around if the unthinkable happens. Maybe not immediately after the game but certainly the following morning.

That works. Just be a man about it either way and you shouldn't have any issues. What another mod does I have no control over. People call the Mane a bunch of pussies for banning our members and I'm not going to be like those pillowbitergots.

[RealSNR]

I'll be around if the unthinkable happens. Maybe not immediately after the game but certainly the following morning.

If the Donks win, will you show up immediately after the game?

I bet you will, douchebag.

[MagicHef]

If the Donks win, will you show up immediately after the game?

I bet you will, douchebag.

I will!

[RealSNR]

I will!

And you'll be here just as quickly if they lose, correct?

[MagicHef]

And you'll be here just as quickly if they lose, correct?

Probably not until the next morning if we lose. But I'll be here.

[RealSNR]

Probably not until the next morning if we lose. But I'll be here.

See, that makes you a bitch if you delay a whole day in showing up if your team loses, but then pop in to say hi immediately after a win.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

U mad bro? We don't enforce bets. If you can get another mod to ban him go ahead. No sense losing your shit and being a passive aggressive asshole though.



That works. Just be a man about it either way and you shouldn't have any issues. What another mod does I have no control over. People call the Mane a bunch of pussies for banning our members and I'm not going to be like those pillowbitergots.

I dont see the point in banning blackbob and letting this turd stay. BB offers more to the board than a bunch of retard spam.

[MagicHef]

See, that makes you a bitch if you delay a whole day in showing up if your team loses, but then pop in to say hi immediately after a win.

OK

[RealSNR]

Yeah, okay. Don't be a bitch.

[MagicHef]

Yeah, okay. Don't be a bitch.

Don't worry, I'm sure I'll be here right after the game.

[Titty Meat]

http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/345/125/92a.png

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

LMAO

[Mr. Flopnuts]

I dont see the point in banning blackbob and letting this turd stay. BB offers more to the board than a bunch of retard spam.

I respect what you're saying. What made you change your mind? Maybe I'm wrong, wouldn't be the first time, but originally I recall you saying you didn't really want him banned for welching on that bet. What happened? And why is it so hard to just put him on ignore, and not opening his threads. He's not exactly all over the place.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

BTW, I personally wouldn't have banned Blackbob either.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

I respect what you're saying. What made you change your mind? Maybe I'm wrong, wouldn't be the first time, but originally I recall you saying you didn't really want him banned for welching on that bet. What happened? And why is it so hard to just put him on ignore, and not opening his threads. He's not exactly all over the place.

He said he would leave the board if the forum wanted him gone in a poll. Also constant spam and BB and Hootie basically being exiled for less. It set a bad precedent. The poll proved that 80 percent of the board is tired of it. I don't have anyone on ignore.

[Bwana]

Oh no. That was all mine. :D

Yeah, If I would have done it, it would have had a bit more sting. :hmmm:

[Mr. Flopnuts]

He said he would leave the board if the forum wanted him gone in a poll. Also constant spam and BB and Hootie basically being exiled for less. It set a bad precedent. The poll proved that 80 percent of the board is tired of it. I don't have anyone on ignore.

Just so you and I are clear, I wouldn't have banned Blackbob, Hootie, or anyone else who didn't directly threaten a member of this site or participate in overt racism. Those are the only things I would personally ban someone for. Trolling, dumbassery, lying, or whatever happens on CP every single day. It's not banworthy in my eyes.

I've always liked you, otherwise I wouldn't bother explaining myself like this. Just so we're clear, had the other two not been banned then you wouldn't give a shit about Von Dumbass?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Yeah, If I would have done it, it would have had a bit more sting. :hmmm:

Smack him!

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Just so you and I are clear, I wouldn't have banned Blackbob, Hootie, or anyone else who didn't directly threaten a member of this site or participate in overt racism. Those are the only things I would personally ban someone for. Trolling, dumbassery, lying, or whatever happens on CP every single day. It's not banworthy in my eyes.

I've always liked you, otherwise I wouldn't bother explaining myself like this. Just so we're clear, had the other two not been banned then you wouldn't give a shit about Von Dumbass?

Pretty much. I don't understand the team's indecision when it cones to the little turd. We either ban for spam/trolling or we don't. The lrecedent was set that we do. I didn't mean any disrespect with my comments earlier.

[Bwana]

Oh, I'll catch him down the road. Right now I'm trying to come up with a good namee for PGM, perhaps PMS? :)

[Sorter]

BTW, I personally wouldn't have banned Blackbob either.

What if say, an ocelot was promised?

Would that do anything for you?

[Pasta Little Brioni]

I would deserve it. Besides, be nice to have a diff name for once.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Free blackbob!!!

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I would deserve it. Besides, be nice to have a diff name for once.

"Fucking Asshole" would be great for me.

[Sorter]

Free blackbob!!!

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[Pasta Little Brioni]

http://i1118.photobucket.com/albums/k603/acklesaway/gabriel.gif

You reaaaaally don't like him do you ROFL

[Easy 6]

I dont see the point in banning blackbob and letting this turd stay. BB offers more to the board than a bunch of retard spam.

If you see a thread started by von dumbass, just don't click it.

But isn't it really more fun for the board to have him around to smack around like a prostitute in some old western?

[Sorter]

You reaaaaally don't like him do you ROFL

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[Mr. Flopnuts]

Pretty much. I don't understand the team's indecision when it cones to the little turd. We either ban for spam/trolling or we don't. The lrecedent was set that we do. I didn't mean any disrespect with my comments earlier.

It's all good, bro. I've just seen you post something similar before and figured I'd rather try and hash it out than have it escalate by coming across as if I was ignoring you. No harm, no foul. Again, if I think you're a punkass I don't even bother. But I like you. /nohomo

Oh, I'll catch him down the road. Right now I'm trying to come up with a good namee for PGM, perhaps PMS? :)

Heh

What if say, an ocelot was promised?

Would that do anything for you?

Think Boxxy. MOAR BOXXY!

[Sorter]

Think Boxxy. MOAR BOXXY!

You know I can't promise that on weekdays.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

You know I can't promise that on weekdays.

:(

[Phobia]

I don't think I could give Sean Lee the honors over Luke Kuechly. In any case, he's short a 3-4 ILB.

Bowman? DJ?

Only one? You know how to count to 4?

[ThaVirus]

Only one? You know how to count to 4?

Huh?

[Phobia]

Huh?

Prisco picked 2 linebackers for 3-4. You said he's short a LB.

[Gravedigger]

Is that the same David DeCastro that shredded his Center's knee trying to chop block a Defender that wasn't even there?

[Dayze]

I'm in sales. Last week I made $1k per day. I'm on pace to make $356k.

[ThaVirus]

Prisco picked 2 linebackers for 3-4. You said he's short a LB.

He has one starter for each position in both the 4-3 and 3-4. In the 3-4 he omitted two ILBs completely but he had one for the 4-3 in Sean Lee. I'm not really sure what's going on so he's missing one ILB at the very least, maybe two.

Where are you getting the four from?

[Sorter]

I'm in sales. Last week I made $1k per day. I'm on pace to make $356k.

$2 after taxes + illuminati /pete

[Phobia]

He has one starter for each position in both the 4-3 and 3-4. In the 3-4 he omitted two ILBs completely but he had one for the 4-3 in Sean Lee. I'm not really sure what's going on so he's missing one ILB at the very least, maybe two.

Where are you getting the four from?

Heh. OLB, ILB, ILB, OLB = 4

[Dayze]

$2 after taxes + illuminati /pete

LMAO
holy shit. LMAO

[DaneMcCloud]

Heh. OLB, ILB, ILB, OLB = 4

As I've said repeatedly, "ThaVirus" doesn't even have a basic understanding of football.

[ThaVirus]

What the **** is going on here? Am I in the twilight zone?

I said he was short an ILB (likely two since I doubt he'd double on Sean Lee to play both schemes). There are four LBs that play in the 3-4. He listed two OLBs so he needs two ILBs- not four. What the **** are we talking about here?

[AussieChiefsFan]

Ah, that's true. He did say "ILB", not "LB".

[ThaVirus]

As I've said repeatedly, "ThaVirus" doesn't even have a basic understanding of football.

All you ever do is just tell me how dumb I am then disappear when it's time to prove it.

Stop spamming the board, loser.

[Phobia]

I never said squat about 4 ILB. Prisco listed 2 LB. You thought maybe he needed a ILB. I asked if you could count to 4.

[AussieChiefsFan]

I never said squat about 4 ILB. Prisco listed 2 LB. You thought maybe he needed a ILB. I asked if you could count to 4.LMAO

[ThaVirus]

Ok, this conversation makes no sense then.

[LoneWolf]

"****ing Asshole" would be great for me.

You're correct. "Fucking Asshole" would be a great name for you. Mods, make this man's wish come true.

[LoneWolf]

I'm in sales. Last week I made $1k per day. I'm on pace to make $356k.

Are you taking 9 days off to celebrate being 9-0?

[warrior]

You're correct. "****ing Asshole" would be a great name for you. Mods, make this man's wish come true.



I second this

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

As I've said repeatedly, "ThaVirus" doesn't even have a basic understanding of football.

Apparently, no one but you and your small cadre of Axl-loving ball lickers know anything about the game of football.

Eat fuck pie.

[Rausch]

Oh, and DJ should be on that list...

[MotherfuckerJones]

They had prisco on fescoe this morning. What bullshitter. Said '03 chiefs were better cuz they could score. Said what were doing right now is that were a team of everything goes right. He sounded so clueless

[gblowfish]

I heard that. He's a typical East Coast Douche. He's probably eaten the dingleberries out of Hoodie's ass.

[BigMeatballDave]

Apparently, no one but you and your small cadre of Axl-loving ball lickers know anything about the game of football.

Eat fuck pie.

Dude. Dan Saleamua. LOL

[Mav]

Little Perplexed.

Tj Ward, over Eric Berry?

Alrighty then.

Uh, no.

And Vontae Davis over Joe Haden?

Uh, okay then. The only reason Vontae Davis had success against Demariyus Thomas is because Robert Mathis couldn't be blocked, and Peyton couldn't find Welker because Darius Butler was his shadow.

I like Vontae Davis, but there was much more of a reason for that lock down than just Davis, and a lot of it had to do with Bethea playing over the top.

No one fears Eric Decker.

[Mav]

Sean Lee, over DJ, and Navarro Bowman?

The same Cowboys defense that gave up 50 to the Broncos, and gave up 300 yards passing to Calvin?

How is ANY defender on the Cowboys on this list?

Clay should be a respected news journalist if this clown is.

Hell, I respect Clays opinion more, and all of his opinions are based off of PFF.

I have no idea what this clown sees.

Eric Reid has played the best FS of anyone in the league this year.

Devin MCCOURTY?

[ThaVirus]

Earl Thomas has been playing very well.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

They had prisco on fescoe this morning. What bullshitter. Said '03 chiefs were better cuz they could score. Said what were doing right now is that were a team of everything goes right. He sounded so clueless

Not exactly off the mark.

[COchief]

Curious if CP has the ability to limit a poster's post per day ability. Blackbob needed to go because he shit all over every single thread and truly ruined the board by himself, much like Hootie typically does. Ignore does no good because the other idiots are constantly quoting and responding to them. I could handle anyone if you zapped their thread making ability and limited them to 10 posts per day, plus the added benefit might be that they would choose their responses wisely and actually up the quality of their posting.

[Tribal Warfare]

Curious if CP has the ability to limit a poster's post per day ability. Blackbob needed to go because he shit all over every single thread and truly ruined the board by himself, much like Hootie typically does. Ignore does no good because the other idiots are constantly quoting and responding to them. I could handle anyone if you zapped their thread making ability and limited them to 10 posts per day, plus the added benefit might be that they would choose their responses wisely and actually up the quality of their posting.

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=7813217&postcount=9

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Not exactly off the mark.

He's not right though. We are playing ugly and still winning. We have had a couple of breaks, but the record isn't a fluke. We have been in control of pretty much every game and have rarely trailed. It isn't like we are winning like the bullshit Tebow pulled off in Pile High. Defensive dominate teams never get respect.

[COchief]

http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showpost.php?p=7813217&postcount=9

Appreciate the effort on your part, but yeah no.

Why should almost the entire board go through all of that to keep 1-2 posters from shitting up every single thread? I've been here since the inception (lurked for a year) and the two aforementioned douches are the only two that I ever put on ignore which was ineffective.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

He's not right though. We are playing ugly and still winning. We have had a couple of breaks, but the record isn't a fluke. We have been in control of pretty much every game and have rarely trailed. It isn't like we are winning like the bullshit Tebow pulled off in Pile High. Defensive dominate teams never get respect.

We've had some legit bounces go our way though. Oh well. Better to be lucky than good.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

We've had some legit bounces go our way though. Oh well. Better to be lucky than good.

For sure, but we are ALWAYS ahead.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

For sure, but we are ALWAYS ahead.

True. Though leading by 2 or 3 points is beyond pissing me off.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

True. Though leading by 2 or 3 points is beyond pissing me off.

That Cleveland game had me angry I will say.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

That Cleveland game had me angry I will say.

A win is a win in the post season IMO. That's when everyone is amped up and bringing it. This shit in the regular season is straight-up clown shoes.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

A win is a win in the post season IMO. That's when everyone is amped up and bringing it. This shit in the regular season is straight-up clown shoes.

We beat Denver this year...no doubt. Only question is if it's a clean sweep or 2 out of 3

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

We beat Denver this year...no doubt. Only question is if it's a clean sweep or 2 out of 3

Call me strange, but I anticipate beating them in their own house and struggling at home.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Call me strange, but I anticipate beating them in their own house and struggling at home.

Do we really want Knowmo jumping off a cliff at Casa Bonita?

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Do we really want Knowmo jumping off a cliff at Casa Bonita?

LMAO:LOL:

[listopencil]

See, that makes you a bitch if you delay a whole day in showing up if your team loses, but then pop in to say hi immediately after a win.

Do you really want to witness our angst filled drunken ramblings after a Broncos loss? I've been known to threaten to stab our players through the eyeball with a rusty fork for missing a key block or tackle.

[Ace Gunner]

He's not right though. We are playing ugly and still winning. We have had a couple of breaks, but the record isn't a fluke. We have been in control of pretty much every game and have rarely trailed. It isn't like we are winning like the bullshit Tebow pulled off in Pile High. Defensive dominate teams never get respect.

Deirdorf brought up the "tebow led broncos were so bad, they could bet you score ten points because the defense was that good" but said it's nothing like that now

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Deirdorf brought up the "tebow led broncos were so bad, they could bet you score ten points because the defense was that good" but said it's nothing like that now

Their defense sucked then too. Any team with a legit offense has raped them for years.

[Quesadilla Joe]

NFL.com's All-Pro team

OFFENSE

Quarterback
Peyton Manning, Denver Broncos
Try to quell your surprise. Manning has thrown 29 TD passes in leading the Broncos to a 7-1 record. Denver's current point total (343) is more than half the teams will score all season.

Running Back
LeSean McCoy, Philadelphia Eagles
The NFL's leading rusher has averaged 4.7 yards per carry while being the most consistent piece of Chip Kelly's offense. He's also caught 25 balls coming out of the backfield.

Fullback
Mike Tolbert, Carolina Panthers
Tolbert might not be the most heralded player, but nobody can question his contributions. He's scored five touchdowns, picked up over 250 scrimmage yards -- and, of course, blocked.

Wide Receiver
Calvin Johnson, Detroit Lions
If 329 receiving yards on one Sunday doesn't do it for you, how about 117.3 yards per game? Despite dealing with blanket coverage and no No. 2 receiver in Detroit, Megatron has seven touchdowns.

Wide Receiver
A.J. Green, Cincinnati Bengals
Second only to Calvin Johnson in receiving yards, Green continues to put his stamp on the Bengals' offense. Truth be told, he's the best wideout in the AFC and keeps improving.

Tight End
Jimmy Graham, New Orleans Saints
Graham has 630 receiving yards and eight touchdowns -- crazy numbers for a tight end -- and he's not even healthy right now. A testament to Graham's big-play ability: his 15.8 yards per catch.

Tackle
Joe Staley, San Francisco 49ers
A team leader in San Francisco, Staley has had a fine season thus far. He's had one false start and allowed a half sack -- that's it. And which team is leading the NFL in rushing? Take a guess.

Guard
Evan Mathis, Philadelphia Eagles
The best guard in football is having yet another great season. A preseason All-Pro selection, Mathis has given up a half sack while paving the way for the NFL's top rusher, LeSean McCoy.

Center
Chris Myers, Houston Texans
Myers is a team leader who brings it every down. Despite the Texans' poor season, he personally has raised his play. He's a beast in the run game and hasn't been flagged all season.

Guard
Louis Vasquez, Denver Broncos
In 347 Broncos pass plays, Vasquez has not allowed Peyton Manning to get hit once. Not even hit. Denver has run 99 times up the middle (third in the NFL). Wonder why ...

Tackle
Andrew Whitworth, Cincinnati Bengals
A preseason All-Pro selection, Whitworth was hurt in the early going this season. Despite facing some of the best pass rushers, he's yielded just two sacks. A true "lunch pail" guy.
DEFENSE

Defensive End
Robert Quinn, St. Louis Rams
If you watched the Monday nighter, you saw a man possessed. There were sequences where Seattle just couldn't stop him. Quinn has 10 sacks in eight games. Enough said.

Defensive End
Cameron Jordan, New Orleans Saints
Everyone has been raving about Jordan, who has six sacks and 21 combined hurries/knockdowns. Meanwhile, his unit looks nothing like it did in 2012. This is a good thing.

Defensive Tackle
J.J. Watt, Houston Texans
Watt plays a 3-4 defensive end and moves inside sometimes on passing downs. Regardless of where he is, he's dominant. See: Twenty-three combined knockdowns and hurries.

Defensive Tackle
Jason Hatcher, Dallas Cowboys
A former 3-4 end who could move inside like J.J. Watt, Hatcher has shifted to tackle permanently in Dallas' 4-3 defense. He's posted seven sacks while being the most consistent player on the defense.

Outside Linebacker
Justin Houston, Kansas City Chiefs
Houston put up a 10-sack season in 2012 when no one was looking. Now people are taking notice, as he's racked up 11 sacks (second in the league) for the top defense in the NFL.

Outside Linebacker
Tamba Hali, Kansas City Chiefs
It's cool when a team has a guy with 11 sacks on one side of the formation while the other outside linebacker leads the NFL with 28 knockdowns/hurries. Tamba Hali = The Other Guy?

Linebacker
Sean Lee, Dallas Cowboys
If you've seen Dallas play this year, you've seen Lee making plays all over the field, like his two interceptions in Detroit in Week 8. He's been a tackling machine, too, with 81.

Linebacker
Daryl Washington, Arizona Cardinals
Washington has played like a man possessed since coming off his four-game suspension. He already has 23 tackles, two sacks, two picks and six passes defensed. That's brisk.

Cornerback
Richard Sherman, Seattle Seahawks
Sherman gets left on an island a lot, and while there are other defenders who have played great -- like Darrelle Revis -- they lack the size to stop routes before they get started.

Cornerback
Aqib Talib, New England Patriots
Talib is similar to Richard Sherman in that he has the size to disrupt routes before they get going. He almost won a game in Atlanta by himself, being clutch when the Patriots needed him.

Safety
Earl Thomas, Seattle Seahawks
It was awesome watching Thomas, another preseason All-Pro selection, track down plays in St. Louis. QBs have thrown on him 16 times -- he's broken up six passes and picked off four.

Safety
T.J. Ward, Cleveland Browns
Ward has been balling this year. He's been solid in coverage, breaking up five balls while intercepting two more. Ward also has 57 tackles, a half sack and a touchdown. Nice.
SPECIAL TEAMS

Kicker
Stephen Gostkowski, New England Patriots
Gostkowski has gone 20 of 21 on field goals this season, and he's been a key component of several Patriot wins. He also has one of the lowest kick-return rates (22.7 percent) in the NFL.

Punter
Pat McAfee, Indianapolis Colts
McAfee is averaging 41.0 net yards per punt, while just 26.7 percent of his boots are being returned. He's been a big help to that Colts defense. Oh, and he has a great sense of humor.

Returner
Cordarrelle Patterson, Minnesota Vikings
You want answers? You want answers?!! Fine, Cordarrelle Patterson has been the best returner in the league, averaging an unreal 39.1 yards per kick return (with two touchdowns). #truth


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[Tribal Warfare]

Appreciate the effort on your part, but yeah no.

Why should almost the entire board go through all of that to keep 1-2 posters from shitting up every single thread? I've been here since the inception (lurked for a year) and the two aforementioned douches are the only two that I ever put on ignore which was ineffective.

Hey, it's a solution that works for me and others