Hootie is desperate to return to Chiefsplanet

[Hammock Parties]

If his ban is lifted, he'll donate $150 to CP + $10 per month for the rest of time.

In exchange, he wants immunity from future bans (or at least a warning from AustinChief before any bans take place).

[Frosty]

Cue Saul and Patteeu

[blaise]

Sad.

[Imon Yourside]

wOMBAT SLUER or whatever already posts here.

[Strongside]

I am ok with his returning, but I don't know about the immunity aspect. In fact, Hootie with immunity from teh ban scares the living shit out of me.

[chiefs1111]

Why? He will just get banned again anyway

[MahiMike]

Wow, paying to be on CP = definition of lonely.

[BlackHelicopters]

What?

[Donger]

I will pay $250.00 and $20.00/month to prevent his return.

[BlackHelicopters]

Let the bidding begin

[listopencil]

I will pay $250.00 and $20.00/month to prevent his return.

LMAO

[seclark]

hasn't this all been settled like 15 times already?
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[notorious]

He talks about his fantasy football team in the gameday threads and doesn't like Gifs.

[Reerun_KC]

If his ban is lifted, he'll donate $150 to CP + $10 per month for the rest of time.

In exchange, he wants immunity from future bans (or at least a warning from AustinChief before any bans take place).

The fact that you are still here, shows how far this place has fell over the last couple of years...

[BlackHelicopters]

:popcorn:

[teedubya]

LOL. I was outraged at his banishment a couple of years ago... but, whenever he comes back, he always acts entitled and pisses in everyone's cheerios. He deserves his ban.

[teedubya]

I will pay $250.00 and $20.00/month to prevent his return.

LMAO

[blaise]

According to him this place was going to collapse without him, wasn't it?

[Msmith]

I missed him. Did he ever finish his 100 special CPers?

[notorious]

Did he ban himself from Texansplanet?

[Fish]

:facepalm:JFC

[notorious]

I don't want to see Hootie post about how great Manning is when we play against Denver.

[Donger]

Oh, and:

You have received a permanent ban in the past

If you have received a permanent ban and you come back under another ID, you can be banned at any time for no reason. If you are banned, communication with the forum is prohibited. This means no videos, pictures, or text is to be posted on your behalf in the open forum by a proxy.

[KC native]

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[Graystoke]

Oh, and:

You have received a permanent ban in the past

If you have received a permanent ban and you come back under another ID, you can be banned at any time for no reason. If you are banned, communication with the forum is prohibited. This means no videos, pictures, or text is to be posted on your behalf in the open forum by a proxy.

Oh oh...som body benn brekin rulz!

[DeezNutz]

I will pay $250.00 and $20.00/month to prevent his return.

Great. Now fucking gas prices are going to go up.

I hate Big Donger.

[HemiEd]

I am ok with his returning, but I don't know about the immunity aspect. In fact, Hootie with immunity from teh ban scares the living shit out of me.

Why do you matter and who are you?

I don't understand why hootie is banned, or ever banned, but I guess I don't pay enough attention.

[BlackHelicopters]

I will pay $250.00 and $20.00/month to prevent his return.

LMAO

[Cephalic Trauma]

If he comes back, it's Obama's fault.

[Donger]

Great. Now ****ing gas prices are going to go up.

Actually, gasoline prices are down and I have no immediate plans to raise them before spring.

I hate Big Donger.

Yes.

[Reerun_KC]

Great. Now ****ing gas prices are going to go up.

I hate Big Donger.

since when?

[Donger]

I don't understand why hootie is banned, or ever banned, but I guess I don't pay enough attention.

He threatened Phil with a lawsuit and cursed at him in Persian.

[KC native]

Oh, and:

You have received a permanent ban in the past

If you have received a permanent ban and you come back under another ID, you can be banned at any time for no reason. If you are banned, communication with the forum is prohibited. This means no videos, pictures, or text is to be posted on your behalf in the open forum by a proxy.

STOP SNITCHIN

[DaFace]

:popcorn:

[luv]

Oh, and:

You have received a permanent ban in the past

If you have received a permanent ban and you come back under another ID, you can be banned at any time for no reason. If you are banned, communication with the forum is prohibited. This means no videos, pictures, or text is to be posted on your behalf in the open forum by a proxy.

LMAO

Like the rules are actually enforced.

[CaliforniaChief]

Anyone wanna chip in?

<a href="http://www.glassgiant.com/" target="_blank"><img src="http://users.glassgiant.com/revntree/plane-13-10-31_12-45.jpg" border="0" hspace="0" vspace="0" alt="Image created at GlassGiant.com"></a>

[the Talking Can]

hootie isn't emo maverick?

[Mr_Tomahawk]

Chiefs are 8-0.

Hootie is gone.

Why would anyone wanna change that? You are asking for bad Ju-ju to return to this franchise if you bring him back...

[Donger]

STOP SNITCHIN

It's okay. I haven't called ICE yet. Your relatives are safe for now.

[InChiefsHeaven]

Why do you matter and who are you?

I don't understand why hootie is banned, or ever banned, but I guess I don't pay enough attention.

You and me both brutha...

[LoneWolf]

Anyone wanna chip in?

<a href="http://www.glassgiant.com/" target="_blank"><img src="http://users.glassgiant.com/revntree/plane-13-10-31_12-45.jpg" border="0" hspace="0" vspace="0" alt="Image created at GlassGiant.com"></a>

I'll chip in to have that plane shot down.

[Gonzo]

I will pay $250.00 and $20.00/month to prevent his return.

Fucking sold, (unless there's a higher bid).

[Donger]

LMAO

Like the rules are actually enforced.

Get back, witch!

Anyway, whether or not they are enforced is immaterial.

[tredadda]

Wow, paying to be on CP = definition of pathetic.

FYP

[LoneWolf]

Hootie wants back now because the NBA season started and he wants to come and post about how Lebron James could be a HOF tight end in the NFL.

[Frazod]

http://www.designerstalk.com/forums/attachments/showcase/11375d1325244221-consulting-website-oh-no___-not-shit-again.jpg

[jspchief]

Haha what a pathetic fucking loser.

[KC native]

It's okay. I haven't called ICE yet. Your relatives are safe for now.

MY RELATIVES WERE BORN HERE YOU FOREIGN BASTAGE

[LoneWolf]

If Hootie comes back he and Mavericks ace can talk to each other about how they pay for shit that is free on the Internet.

[Cephalic Trauma]

Oh goody. I'm desperate to hear what a longwinded bell boy with self-esteem issues bandaged by promiscuity has to say about the NFL.

[In58men]

Haha what a pathetic ****ing loser.

I was thinking the same thing.

[LoneWolf]

Oh goody. I'm desperate to hear what a longwinded bell boy with self-esteem issues bandaged by promiscuity and psoriasis of the liver has to say about the NFL.

FYP

[Cephalic Trauma]

FYP

Cirrhosis. Psoriasis is a skin condition.

[Mr_Tomahawk]

Sounds like a popular guy.

[Donger]

Cirrhosis. Psoriasis is a skin condition.

LMAO

[Rain Man]

Hootie? Man, I miss that guy. I loved his references to quarterbacks as pencil-necked geeks, and how we would sign off his posts with little x's and o's.

[HemiEd]

He threatened Phil with a lawsuit and cursed at him in Persian.

Holy crap, he had to have been drunk on his ass. That is a pretty stupid thing to do, and he is breaking the old cardinal rule of this place on the front end and back end.

Taking it too seriously.

Of course, things have changed a lot. Now we have all these rep threads etc.

[Rain Man]

Cirrhosis. Psoriasis is a skin condition.

Clearly a misdiagnosis.

[Dartgod]

Fuck Hootie.

[LoneWolf]

Cirrhosis. Psoriasis is a skin condition.

I'd blame that on the autocorrect on my IPad, but I started spelling it with a ps so I cannot deflect my stupidity. I'm not a rocket surgeon. :)

[ChiefsCountry]

What was Hooters last username that got banned?

[-King-]

I'll chip in $1000 if he returns.

payments will be made in $0.00001 yearly payments
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[BigCatDaddy]

Just when you get the STD cleared up the drunken skank shows up at your door.

[Frazod]

Just when you get the STD cleared up the drunken skank shows up at your door.

Escorted by gochiefs.

[Cephalic Trauma]

Just when you get the STD cleared up the drunken skank shows up at your door with psoriasis.

Okay, sorry. I'm done.

[mdchiefsfan]

I will pay $250.00 and $20.00/month to prevent his return.

LMAO

[LoneWolf]

Okay, sorry. I'm done.

:cuss:

[SAUTO]

Holy crap, he had to have been drunk on his ass. That is a pretty stupid thing to do, and he is breaking the old cardinal rule of this place on the front end and back end.

Taking it too seriously.

Of course, things have changed a lot. Now we have all these rep threads etc.

that wasn't hootie, it was frankie

[BlackHelicopters]

Okay, sorry. I'm done.

LMAO

[BlackHelicopters]

Thread destined for Hall of Classics.

[BigCatDaddy]

Hootie, I'd be all for you coming back man if it wasn't for one thing

http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/fuk%20you/grand/14o910m.gif

[Dayze]

he can come back if MoHillbilly can cock punch him

[ThaVirus]

Hootie bothered me less than those 9er tools and KnowMo when he gets in the zone.

With that said, if anyone actually thinks he'd be able to fly under the radar for any length of time they're fucking crazy.

[HoneyBadger]

What's everyone got against this chump?

[Donger]

that wasn't hootie, it was frankie

Way to mess with an angelic-like, intentional attempt at mischief.

[huskerdooz]

I'd blame that on the autocorrect on my IPad, but I started spelling it with a ps so I cannot deflect my stupidity. I'm not a rocket surgeon. :)

How about a brain scientist?

[Donger]

What's everyone got against this chump?

I disapprove of his very existence.

[Dayze]

What's everyone got against this chump?

used GoChiefs flesh light without asking for permission first.

[El Jefe]

Hootie, for someone who called everyone else on CP losers with no life, it is quite interesting to see that you indeed are a real life loser. That must taste bitter.

[El Jefe]

I disapprove of his very existence.

Amen! Hootie is like cancer, just the saying the word makes me want to vomit.

[Frazod]

Okay, sorry. I'm done.

Heartbreaking.

[KC native]

How about a brain scientist?

There's a name for those. They're called neurologists.

[KC native]

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[AustinChief]

Thread fail! No poll? (insert GoChiefs has no pole joke here)

[KC native]

And ftr, I don't really like Hootie. It's the reactions that people have to him that are fucking hilarious.

[Cephalic Trauma]

How about a brain scientist?

There's a name for those. They're called neurologists.

genious!

[J Diddy]

Thread fail! No poll? (insert GoChiefs has no pole joke here)

He has, he just hasn't seen it before a couple of years ago. Damn shame he lost all that weight to because now he knows what a small pecker he's had the whole time and no belly to cover it up.

[AustinChief]

And ftr, I don't really like Hootie. It's the reactions that people have to him that are fucking hilarious.

Clever! We see what you are doing.. if YOU say you don't like Hootie that guarantees a few dozen people who will automatically take his side! Sneaky.

[HemiEd]

that wasn't hootie, it was frankie

Ok, that makes more sense and I knew something about that incident.

[J Diddy]

And ftr, I don't really like Hootie. It's the reactions that people have to him that are fucking hilarious.

Kind of like your reaction to racism.

[KC native]

Clever! We see what you are doing.. if YOU say you don't like Hootie that guarantees a few dozen people who will automatically take his side! Sneaky.

:LOL:

[Just Passin' By]

Doesn't Hootie always say that he doesn't need this place?

[CaliforniaChief]

In all seriousness, I never had an issue with him and found him entertaining. That said, a permaban isn't perma if it's lifted.

[Donger]

Kind of like your reaction to racism.

Touche!

(I think that's Mexican. Hope I spelled it right).

[loochy]

(or at least a warning from AustinChief before any bans take place).

WTF? He gets warned like a million times and he just ignores it.

[KC native]

Doesn't Hootie always say that he doesn't need this place?

Yes, allowing him to come back would be awesome because he would have to eat a lot of crow about how awesome his life is compared to everyone else at CP.

It would be a dual win. He's humiliated and a lot of posters would be pissed.

[BigCatDaddy]

Doesn't Hootie always say that he doesn't need this place?

He said during his last stint here that it was impossible to keep him banned.

[Predarat]

If your going to unban Hootie, you gotta unban Joey/KurtCobain and GhostOf first

[KC native]

If your going to unban Hootie, you gotta unban Joey/KurtCobain and GhostOf first

No, Thig Lyfe first.

BRING BACK THIG LYFE!BRING BACK THIG LYFE!BRING BACK THIG LYFE!BRING BACK THIG LYFE!BRING BACK THIG LYFE!BRING BACK THIG LYFE!BRING BACK THIG LYFE!BRING BACK THIG LYFE!BRING BACK THIG LYFE!BRING BACK THIG LYFE!BRING BACK THIG LYFE!BRING BACK THIG LYFE!BRING BACK THIG LYFE!BRING BACK THIG LYFE!BRING BACK THIG LYFE!BRING BACK THIG LYFE!BRING BACK THIG LYFE!BRING BACK THIG LYFE!BRING BACK THIG LYFE!BRING BACK THIG LYFE!BRING BACK THIG LYFE!BRING BACK THIG LYFE!BRING BACK THIG LYFE!BRING BACK THIG LYFE!BRING BACK THIG LYFE!BRING BACK THIG LYFE!BRING BACK THIG LYFE!BRING BACK THIG LYFE!BRING BACK THIG LYFE!BRING BACK THIG LYFE!BRING BACK THIG LYFE!BRING BACK THIG LYFE!BRING BACK THIG LYFE!BRING BACK THIG LYFE!BRING BACK THIG LYFE!BRING BACK THIG LYFE!BRING BACK THIG LYFE!

[J Diddy]

WTF? He gets warned like a million times and he just ignores it.

Heh, he's trying to make it so he's only accountable to Kyle.

[RealSNR]

Cirrhosis. Psoriasis is a skin condition.

Psoriasis on the liver would be pretty messed up too, though.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

He's a fucking asshole to me and acts like I owe him something when I fought for him harder than his beloved Daface ever did. I'm cool with him coming back of course, but I'm done sticking my neck out for the ungrateful fucker.

[Fire Me Boy!]

I honestly didn't know he was gone....

[Fire Me Boy!]

Hootie, I'd be all for you coming back man if it wasn't for one thing

http://gifsforum.com/images/gif/fuk%20you/grand/14o910m.gif

I like to read this like Yoda.

"That's right. A douchbag... you are."

[AustinChief]

If your going to unban Hootie, you gotta unban Joey/KurtCobain and GhostOf first

Screw that, Hootie is willing to bribe his way out of jail!

That being said, this is a mod decision, I wasn't really involved in his banning(s) and the potential grief would be on them so they need to weigh in on any decision.

I'll start a poll if anyone wants but I'm pretty sure that the members here are evenly split on letting him back. (just a guess)

[Just Passin' By]

Yes, allowing him to come back would be awesome because he would have to eat a lot of crow about how awesome his life is compared to everyone else at CP.

It would be a dual win. He's humiliated and a lot of posters would be pissed.

Allowing him to come back would be racist and wrong. They wouldn't let a black man back, amirite?

[Donger]

He's a ****ing asshole to me and acts like I owe him something when I fought for him harder than his beloved Daface ever did. I'm cool with him coming back of course, but I'm done sticking my neck out for the ungrateful ****er.

Did he break your table or something?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Screw that, Hootie is willing to bribe his way out of jail!

That being said, this is a mod decision, I wasn't really involved in his banning(s) and the potential grief would be on them so they need to weigh in on any decision.

I'll start a poll if anyone wants but I'm pretty sure that the members here are evenly split on letting him back. (just a guess)

We are the ones that have to deal with ALL of it (God knows it turns into a flame war involving half the fucking board EVERY time) so I thank you for leaving it in our hands.

[Saul Good]

Doesn't Hootie always say that he doesn't need this place?

No. He always said the opposite. He admits how pathetic he is when it comes to this board.

[Rain Man]

Screw that, Hootie is willing to bribe his way out of jail!

That being said, this is a mod decision, I wasn't really involved in his banning(s) and the potential grief would be on them so they need to weigh in on any decision.

I'll start a poll if anyone wants but I'm pretty sure that the members here are evenly split on letting him back. (just a guess)

It would be a great fundraising event to say that the side who donates the most to Chiefsplanet gets to make the call. You can donate to The Beauty of Hootie or you can donate to Boot the Hoot.

[listopencil]

He just misses all the gifs. Like this one:

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr06/31/11/anigif_enhanced-buzz-3847-1383233971-0.gif

[Donger]

Everyone else realizes that this offer isn't really an actual offer, right?

[Bearcat]

Screw that, Hootie is willing to bribe his way out of jail!

That being said, this is a mod decision, I wasn't really involved in his banning(s) and the potential grief would be on them so they need to weigh in on any decision.

I'll start a poll if anyone wants but I'm pretty sure that the members here are evenly split on letting him back. (just a guess)

Well, if he's giving you $150 + $10/month, it's only fair to extend an offer to the mods.... granted, there's like 10 of us, so he may need a second job.

[listopencil]

Or this one here:

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr03/31/11/anigif_original-grid-image-24579-1383233986-33.gif

[Fire Me Boy!]

We are the ones that have to deal with ALL of it (God knows it turns into a flame war involving half the ****ing board EVERY time) so I thank you for leaving it in our hands.

Be sure to play with the balls while you're down there.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Did he break your table or something?

He's just an asshole to me every chance he gets, which is fine. I'm just not going to fight for him with all of the other mods anymore.

[Rain Man]

Psoriasis on the liver would be pretty messed up too, though.

Especially if it itched.

[Cephalic Trauma]

Psoriasis on the liver would be pretty messed up too, though.

So would ejaculating out of your anus. It would never happen, at least naturally, of course.

[scho63]

I thought Hootie and the Gblowfish broke up?

Is'nt Hootie doing country now?

Better ask Gblowfish if Hottie can come back to the band.....

[Saul Good]

Screw that, Hootie is willing to bribe his way out of jail!

That being said, this is a mod decision, I wasn't really involved in his banning(s) and the potential grief would be on them so they need to weigh in on any decision.

I'll start a poll if anyone wants but I'm pretty sure that the members here are evenly split on letting him back. (just a guess)

Is there a way to put him on everyone's ignore list by default and make people remove him if they want to see his posts?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Everyone else realizes that this offer isn't really an actual offer, right?

I have no doubt he'd pay double that. For real.

[Donger]

He's just an asshole to me every chance he gets, which is fine. I'm just not going to fight for him with all of the other mods anymore.

Are you by chance of French lineage?

[RealSNR]

Austin's forum is like crack to Hootie. Hell, it's like crack to a lot of us. It's a great place.

We just flat out cut him off. Never gave him the resources to go through rehab or anything like that. And now he's like a twitchy addict who will suck all kinds of cock and do whatever he has to do in order to satisfy his constant vicious cravings.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

No way he's getting a fucking exemption from future bannings. I'm pretty confident that shit ain't flying.

[Just Passin' By]

We are the ones that have to deal with ALL of it (God knows it turns into a flame war involving half the ****ing board EVERY time) so I thank you for leaving it in our hands.

Don't let him back in. He'll eventually find a life somewhere else and the problem will go away.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Are you by chance of French lineage?

LMAO Please elaborate. Please.

[LoneWolf]

Screw that, Hootie is willing to bribe his way out of jail!

That being said, this is a mod decision, I wasn't really involved in his banning(s) and the potential grief would be on them so they need to weigh in on any decision.

I'll start a poll if anyone wants but I'm pretty sure that the members here are evenly split on letting him back. (just a guess)

Nope. My dad taught me that you make a decision, you stick by your decision, and you defend your decision. Even thinking about letting Hootie back shows that the mods make decisions they don't really think about and are willing to stand by. Considering lifting the ban because of the offer of money is shady as hell also.

[Rain Man]

Instead of bannings, maybe you could get a credit card from him, and have a list of transactions that draw fines.

[seclark]

LMAO
just the word "hootie" in a thread title draws posts like dogpecker gnats to a dogpecker.
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[Rain Man]

Nope. My dad taught me that you make a decision, you stick by your decision, and you defend your decision. Even thinking about letting Hootie back shows that the mods make decisions they don't really think about and are willing to stand by. Considering lifting the ban because of the offer of money is shady as hell also.

But this is America. We're capitalists. Money buys influence here, and that promotes hard work. If money can't influence a decision, we're no better than the Cubans.

[RealSNR]

No way he's getting a fucking exemption from future bannings. I'm pretty confident that shit ain't flying.

I had to laugh at that, too. He knows what got him banned in the past, and it wasn't for speaking his mind about Peyton Manning, fantasy football, or even the other members on this forum.

[Frazod]

He just misses all the gifs. Like this one:

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2013-10/enhanced/webdr06/31/11/anigif_enhanced-buzz-3847-1383233971-0.gif

Why, dude. Why?

http://diablo.incgamers.com/gallery/data/500/cannot-be-unseen.jpg

[Saul Good]

He's a fucking asshole to me and acts like I owe him something when I fought for him harder than his beloved Daface ever did. I'm cool with him coming back of course, but I'm done sticking my neck out for the ungrateful fucker.

That's fair. Then again, you're pretty bi-polar in your style.

[Fish]

Or this one here:



Please stop. Please..

[threebag]

Thought there was no contact with the board through any proxy?

Maybe he should practice that rule for a long fucking while.

[Brock]

Sounds like a real no lifer.

[King_Chief_Fan]

What does it take to get banned from this site.....must have threatened to kill someone.
from what you see on this site one would think anything goes ....

[Sfeihc]

Okay, I'm not really the superstitious type but in this case I'm making an exception. What is the CHIEFS record since the good ol' hootster got permabanned?

Keep him on ice like Walt Disney and Ted Williams.

[SAUTO]

No way he's getting a fucking exemption from future bannings. I'm pretty confident that shit ain't flying.

he said he at least wanted kyle to warn him first. to me that means he doesn't want you big meanies to pick on him...

[blaise]

I never really thought he should be banned, but having him around is like eating in a restaurant with a 3 year old. Just constant pain in the ass nonsense.

[chiefsfan4life1978]

From a habitual lurker's perspective, Hootie need's to be on this board. Always entertaining.

[AustinChief]

No way he's getting a fucking exemption from future bannings. I'm pretty confident that shit ain't flying.

Yeah, that part is not happening. I have no problem warning him though. (I can retroactively warn him right? Or hell, just a giant DON'T BE A DOUCHE warning to start with?)

[ILChief]

I'd rather have Thig back if we are lifting bans

[Frazod]

Yeah, that part is not happening. I have no problem warning him though. (I can retroactively warn him right? Or hell, just a giant DON'T BE A DOUCHE warning to start with?)

Every hear the story of the fox and scorpion?

[mike_b_284]

I'd rather have Thig back if we are lifting bans

this
ban filters!
Filters are against the first amendment!

[Donger]

Every hear the story of the fox and scorpion?

No.

[Bwana]

Well, if he's giving you $150 + $10/month, it's only fair to extend an offer to the mods.... granted, there's like 10 of us, so he may need a second job.

It could be $500 to each mod and I would still have to say fuck him.

[seclark]

It could be $500 to each mod and I would still have to say **** him.

LMAO

[Mr. Flopnuts]

That's fair. Then again, you're pretty bi-polar in your style.

I disagree. No. No, I don't. Actually, yes I do.

[gblowfish]

I agree that Hootie is "Desperate" with an offer like that...

[Al Czervik]

I disagree. No. No, I don't. Actually, yes I do.

LMAO

[Mr. Flopnuts]

LMAO

Wow! Haven't seen you around in forever. Hope everything is going well. WHAT THE FUCK ARE LAUGHING AT FUCKHEAD?!? PERMABAN!!!

[digger]

Chiefs are 8-0.

Hootie is gone.

Why would anyone wanna change that? You are asking for bad Ju-ju to return to this franchise if you bring him back...

All about this!:LOL:

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I will pay $250.00 and $20.00/month to prevent his return.

ROFL

[digger]

Okay, I'm not really the superstitious type but in this case I'm making an exception. What is the CHIEFS record since the good ol' hootster got permabanned?

Keep him on ice like Walt Disney and Ted Williams.

Yes, this as well.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

He comes back, we WILL lose every game the rest of the year.

[Hammock Parties]

HOOTIE UPDATE

It isn't really pathetic that I want to be let back on the only good Chiefs board on the internet when my one freaking passion in life is the Kansas City Chiefs.

The fact that Sweet Daddy Hate is allowed to post on ChiefsPlanet when he adds NOTHING but being a leach to the board is enough in itself for me to pay $150 + $120 each year for the rest of time.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

HOOTIE UPDATE

Fuck you, Hootie. You see that bolded script over my name, motherfucker?

[Bugeater]

I'd like for him to come back. I'd also like it if he didn't fuck it up this time too.

[O.city]

Can we trade Clay and SDH for Hootie?

[LoneWolf]

HOOTIE UPDATE

I'm pretty sure that Austin stated posting by proxy should be a one time deal. BANHAMMER!!!

[Hammock Parties]

UPDATE

I can't believe Kyle wouldn't take that offer...pretty generous, if you ask me. Especially from someone who should never have been banned in the first place.

tell them I'll even add, and forever keep, Phobia on my ignore list.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

UPDATE

That's TWO, old mule.

[stevieray]

...bunch of women.

[LoneWolf]

UPDATE

Double BANHAMMER!!!

[stevieray]

It could be $500 to each mod and I would still have to say **** him.

LMAO

[Sofa King]

Pass

[LoneWolf]

...bunch of women.

Pissed in Hootie's bed.

[Hammock Parties]

Double BANHAMMER!!!

I'm trying to make Kyle $300. Shush.

tell that fuck face Frazod that they don't have to unban me UNTIL I pay

what a dipshit...I'll pay this second

[CrazyPhuD]

Can we trade Clay and SDH for Hootie?

I think we might have to. If we resign Hootie it would likely put us over the cap.

[stevieray]

Pissed in Hootie's bed.

change the sheets. slacker!!!

[Donger]

Especially from someone who should never have been banned in the first place.

Heh, he really can't help it, can he. Even with a proxy.

[ModSocks]

Good god man.

It's not even about Hootie anymore. The dude simply isn't that funny or interesting. He's really not that much of a dick either. The problem isn't hootie. Hootie is average.

The problem is everyone else's infatuation with stirring the shit.

If Clay would stop sucking his dick and Saul & Patt were to stop white knighting the dude no one would even give a fuck.

[Hammock Parties]

Hmm, he promises not to change either!

a "paying Hootie" is going to be the same Hootie as always...other than one incident THREE YEARS AGO (which is still debatable) I've never done anything ban worthy..

.and I still say it's not my fault an "enemy" decided to PM me a bunch of private details but WHATEVER.

[Brock]

I find myself leaning no now.

[Donger]

Hmm, he promises not to change either!

Of course not. He isn't capable of changing. Since AustinChief's conditions clearly state that he'd have to behave, it would seem that Hootie has managed to screw himself with your help.

[Saul Good]

I find myself leaning no now.

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[Pasta Little Brioni]

Free Hootie!!!

[Hammock Parties]

OK. This is a lot of value, Austin. This is a good deal.

I only want to be unbanned during football season and two weeks before and two weeks after the draft...the offseason they can reban me

$271 for 6 months of Hootie basically. A Hootie timeshare.

[Fire Me Boy!]

Can we trade Clay and SDH for Hootie?

YES!

[cabletech94]

oh my lawd, i'm only 3 pages into this thing.

screw taking the kids out trick or treating tonite, i'll be entertained watching this shit unfold!!!

FTMFW!!!!!!

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

OK. This is a lot of value, Austin. This is a good deal.



$271 for 6 months of Hootie basically. A Hootie timeshare.

Un-ban him in time for baseball spring training only. LMAO

[Iowanian]

Let Hootie back in and rename him "Herpes"......because he inflames a lot of labia around here.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Can we trade Clay and SDH for Hootie?

Not on the list....

[Chiefs Pantalones]

WTF is going on?

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

WTF is going on?

Hootie is begging like a little dog to be let back on to CP, offering money to the site for reinstatement.

[RealSNR]

If I were Kyle, I would bring Hootie back for that chunk of change.

Then again, I'm not Kyle.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

If I were Kyle, I would bring Hootie back for that chunk of change.

Then again, I'm not Kyle.

It is time to fire up the M O B again heh Tonight....we ride

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

It is time to fire up the M O B again heh Tonight....we ride
When was Hootie evar part of the Geno Mafia? He's more like the Manning Mafia. Do you really want that?

[J Diddy]

Anyone wanna chip in?

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Seems to me he is free. Free from the harsh hands of evil moderation that occurs here. Free to break as many tables and date rape as many drunken whores that he may come across.

Yep, if you ask me, he's the only one who is free.

[Bearcat]

Hmm, he promises not to change either!

Same old Hootie. LMAO

[Pasta Little Brioni]

When was Hootie evar part of the Geno Mafia? He's more like the Manning Mafia. Do you really want that?

He wasn't. SNR mentioned the other day about getting the band back together if the dumbasses are allowed to run wild.

[J Diddy]

Every hear the story of the fox and scorpion?

I am pretty sure that the story features a fox.....and a scorpion. Amirite?

[Hammock Parties]

OK, I'll throw in a pot sweetener:

If Hootie is unbanned, I won't post for the next two weeks.

[Frazod]

OK, I'll throw in a pot sweetener:

If Hootie is unbanned, I won't post for the next two weeks.

And much like Pootie, your word is your bond. :LOL:

[Hammock Parties]

And much like Pootie, your word is your bond. :LOL:

I once remained off the board for a full month as penance for my actions.

I'm good for it.

[rico]

My God the mere mentioning of this guy's name on these boards stirs up a shit-storm of conversation....LMAO

[LoneWolf]

OK, I'll throw in a pot sweetener:

If Hootie is unbanned, I won't post for the next two weeks.

I'll change my vote if you promise to never post another PFF stat or post anything positive or negative about Alex Smith or Geno Smith until either the Chiefs or Jets win the SuperBowl.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

He wasn't. SNR mentioned the other day about getting the band back together if the dumbasses are allowed to run wild.

Mmmm...intriguing. MANY panties were ruffled and labia torn due to mafia actions.

OK, I'll throw in a pot sweetener:

If Hootie is unbanned, I won't post for the next two weeks.

This does nothing for me.

[Hammock Parties]

I'll change my vote if you promise to never post another PFF stat or post anything positive or negative about Alex Smith or Geno Smith until either the Chiefs or Jets win the SuperBowl.

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i16/radiomixer/Threadbombs/alfHA.jpg

[LoneWolf]

http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i16/radiomixer/Threadbombs/alfHA.jpg

You don't care about Hootie.

[Hammock Parties]

You don't care about Hootie.

I do. He is entertaining. CP is richer when he is here.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

No one cares, but his list was one of the largest CP threads of All Time.

[LoneWolf]

I do. He is entertaining. CP is richer when he is here.

$271 richer to be exact.

[Hammock Parties]

$271 richer to be exact.

Chief$planet

[ModSocks]

No one cares, but his list was one of the largest CP threads of All Time.

In a thread that he didn't start, and that he was outshined in.

The myth is bigger than the poster.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

In a thread that he didn't start, and that he was outshined in.

The myth is bigger than the poster.

I just wanted to pimp my thread LMAO

You are correct.

[ModSocks]

I do. He is entertaining. CP is richer when he is here.

What was that?

Sorry, couldn't hear ya quite right with that dick in your mouth.

[Phobia]

I pay more than $150 per month in babysitters and tips. If he's not paying $150 a month directly to me, I am out. I had better luck with Nick Athan.

[Phobia]

Who was that douchebag who made awesome cheesecake and sent lots of rep about mothers that everybody hated?

I would rather pay $10 a month out of my own pocket to bring him back than get $10 a month into my own pocket to deal with Rick.

[Donger]

Who was that douchebag who made awesome cheesecake and sent lots of rep about mothers that everybody hated?

I would rather pay $10 a month out of my own pocket to bring him back than get $10 a month into my own pocket to deal with Rick.

REDRUM? Frankie?

[Phobia]

Redrum - yeah. That's the guy. I'd rather have 20 of that guy than Hootie. Plus, Hootie has never given me homemade cheesecake.

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

I like Hootie. But, he's kinda jumped the shark. Thig is the new Hootie.

[J Diddy]

Redrum - yeah. That's the guy. I'd rather have 20 of that guy than Hootie. Plus, Hootie has never given me homemade cheesecake.

What happened to that guy? I felt like I had made it when I finally got a rep about my mother from him.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I'd rather we take up a fund to entice Pawnmower to come back.

[BossChief]

But seriously, offering 300 dollars to post on this site again is probably the saddest thing I've ever seen.

[Hammock Parties]

Hootie makes a good point.

I'm not offering $300...I'm offering thousands of dollars...I'm paying $10 a month forever

[lewdog]

Be an adult and follow the rules when warned.

Can't fix stupid....not even with money.

[BossChief]

"You take this site too seriously" -hootie

[Cephalic Trauma]

Hootie makes a good point.

He's monitoring the thread and posting through you? Shit, that guy is a fucking psycho. Move on you little twat.

[SAUTO]

Hootie is begging like a little dog to be let back on to CP, offering money to the site for reinstatement.

Dogs have money now?
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[SAUTO]

I once remained off the board for a full month as penance for my actions.

I'm good for it.

Well you stayed gone for the length of February except it wasn't February
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[tk13]

Can we ban Hootie again for coming up with this terrible idea? And GoChiefs too for even bringing this terrible idea to the council. The commoners will say they "bring something to the board." As far as I can tell Hootie only brings constant drama, and GoChiefs was a once great warrior who has succumbed to the dark forces, and pretty much spends every thread complaining about Alex Smith. Send them both off to die at the hands of the Frazod.

[Hammock Parties]

GoChiefs was a once great warrior

wars not make one great

[Brock]

He's more machine than man.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Can we ban Hootie again for coming up with this terrible idea? And GoChiefs too for even bringing this terrible idea to the council. The commoners will say they "bring something to the board." As far as I can tell Hootie only brings constant drama, and GoChiefs was a once great warrior who has succumbed to the dark forces, and pretty much spends every thread complaining about Alex Smith. Send them both off to die at the hands of the Frazod.

Cannibalism is inhumane.

[ROYC75]

Been so busy I wasn't aware he was banned.


Does this mean I have a life ?

[Saul Good]

Who was that douchebag who made awesome cheesecake and sent lots of rep about mothers that everybody hated?

I would rather pay $10 a month out of my own pocket to bring him back than get $10 a month into my own pocket to deal with Rick.

You hated "dealing with" him so much that you followed him around starting shit in every thread he posted in...

[SAUTO]

Been so busy I wasn't aware he was banned.


Does this mean I have a life ? you aren't too busy to post the same damn thing in two threads.
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[threebag]

Can we ban Hootie again for coming up with this terrible idea? And GoChiefs too for even bringing this terrible idea to the council. The commoners will say they "bring something to the board." As far as I can tell Hootie only brings constant drama, and GoChiefs was a once great warrior who has succumbed to the dark forces, and pretty much spends every thread complaining about Alex Smith. Send them both off to die at the hands of the Frazod.

Hear! Hear!

[Eleazar]

I may have missed a lot, but I don't see how Hootie became so popular with some people.

[Frazod]

I may have missed a lot, but I don't see how Hootie became so popular with some people.

People watch Survivor, and Jersey Shore, and Honey Boo Boo. I don't get that, either. Except that there are a lot of people out there that are fucking retarded.

[Eleazar]

People watch Survivor, and Jersey Shore, and Honey Boo Boo. I don't get that, either. Except that there are a lot of people out there that are ****ing retarded.

Isn't he the drunk pizza delivery guy or something? I don't remember the whole story.

[Frazod]

Isn't he the drunk pizza delivery guy or something? I don't remember the whole story.

IIRC he's got some hotel gig now. Still plowing college girls with reckless abandon and drinking like a fish. And apparently he's so happy about this wondrous carefree lifestyle that he's begging for the opportunity to pay to get back onto ChiefsPlanet.

http://riotandfrolic.typepad.com/.a/6a015431fc4e55970c017ee5e35b15970d-800wi

[-King-]

You hated "dealing with" him so much that you followed him around starting shit in every thread he posted in...

This.

[Backwards Masking]

he's the best poster on Chiefs Planet, the people that hate him most are the worst posters on Chiefsplanet

Bring him back!

[threebag]

Eat a bag of dicks

[Phobia]

You hated "dealing with" him so much that you followed him around starting shit in every thread he posted in...

Every thread = one thread now?

[Mav]

I am Hootie. Alledgedly......


I aint paying for shit.

[Chest Rockwell]

you aren't too busy to post the same damn thing in two threads.
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LMAO

ZING!

[big nasty kcnut]

i just want fax and gaz back please.
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[cosmo20002]

Thig > Hootie

He shouldn't be allowed back before Thig.

[blaise]

Thig seemed to be trying to get banned, so I can't see why people care that he got what he wanted.

[dirk digler]

Hootie makes a good point.

Ok here is the deal Hootie. You pay me the thousand of dollars and I will you let you post as me. I want half up front though

[Lex Luthor]

Good god man.

It's not even about Hootie anymore. The dude simply isn't that funny or interesting. He's really not that much of a dick either. The problem isn't hootie. Hootie is average.

The problem is everyone else's infatuation with stirring the shit.

If Clay would stop sucking his dick and Saul & Patt were to stop white knighting the dude no one would even give a ****.

Rep.

Completely agree. I don't get this obsession with a single poster by either his haters or his white knights, but if you're going to constantly ban him and un-ban him despite the rule that says "no contacting the site by proxy", then why do you even have rules at all?

I'm starting to think the only rule AustinChief really cares about is filter evasion.

[Saul Good]

Good god man.

It's not even about Hootie anymore. The dude simply isn't that funny or interesting. He's really not that much of a dick either. The problem isn't hootie. Hootie is average.

The problem is everyone else's infatuation with stirring the shit.

If Clay would stop sucking his dick and Saul & Patt were to stop white knighting the dude no one would even give a fuck.

Why don't you point to a few of your own posts that are funny, interesting, or otherwise entertaining?

I'm pretty sure there has never been a thread you didn't post in where someone mentioned your name.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Thig > Hootie

He shouldn't be allowed back before Thig.

Thig went full retard and got banned on purpose.

[LoneWolf]

Hootie makes a good point.

If his point is that he sucks at math, then yes he is making a good point.

Let's say he pays his $270 dollars to get reinstated and then pays $120 a year after that. It would still take him 16 years until he had paid over $2,000 ($2,070 to be exact) which is the smallest definition of "thousands of dollars."

Everybody knows that Hootie isn't going to live another 16 years. He'll either choke on his own vomit, get beat to death because he tried to grab some guys junk in a bar to avoid a fight, or die from ammonia poisoning from sleeping in a urine infested bed.

[stevieray]

Why don't you point to a few of your own posts that are funny, interesting, or otherwise entertaining?



LMAO

post sheriff.

[loochy]

Thig went full retard and got banned on purpose.

So did Hootie. We all saw what he was doing to Phobia and we saw Phobia's warnings.