The Official Halloween 2013 thread!!!

[Deberg_1990]

Post your pics and all your experiences tonight in here.

[chefsos]

OK.

http://raoulpop.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/pitch-black-darkness-21.jpg

[Bugeater]

Halloween in Delaware sure looks exciting.

[CaliforniaChief]

I'm actually going as Andy Reid. I was going to do it before Baby Andy Reid, too. LOL

[Deberg_1990]

Come on....get in the spirit! None of you have kids or don't dish out the candy vittles?

[Scorp]

I am printing my "no candy for fatties" letters now.

[CaliforniaChief]

I'm not putting pics of my kids on here. This board would have their blood types posted in 10 minutes.

[TambaBerry]

I am going to figure out where my life got turned around and I became the dingleberry

[Deberg_1990]

I'm not putting pics of my kids on here. This board would have their blood types posted in 10 minutes.

ROFL

[alpha_omega]

Damn....I hate being out on the road when the kids are at home trick or treating.

[TimBone]

Stuck at work while my wife and family take our son trick or treating for the first time. Sucks, but at least I've got a job.

[CaliforniaChief]

We're going to a party at our church...lots of games/candy/fun stuff. My daughters are doing the normal bee/50s dancer poodle skirt thing...

And I'm going as Andy Reid, my son as Jamaal Charles...and I'll be overusing him all night in terms of asking him to do everything.

[Bugeater]

Someone just came to our door with a dog...wtf?

[Bugeater]

Come on....get in the spirit! None of you have kids or don't dish out the candy vittles?
We give out full size Hershey bars every year, because we're fucking awesome like that.

[chefsos]

Halloween in Delaware sure looks exciting.
It's halfway over now, and the little bastards are batting .000. None has dared knock on the door, yet. I might leave the door open now just to taunt 'em.

[J Diddy]

Someone just came to our door with a dog...wtf?

You should have fed him a chocolate bar.

[Donger]

The poor, young turds have no idea the extent to which I've gone this year... Should be a night filled with screams of horror and the smell of unexpected feces.

[Cephalic Trauma]

The poor, young turds have no idea the extent to which I've gone this year... Should be a night filled with screams of horror and the smell of unexpected feces.

Pretty sure you'll get arrested for showing children your Hershey highway.

[Hammock Parties]

Went to the store. Bought a big bag of M&Ms.

Filled the glass jar in my office with them, put the bag in the pantry.

Fuck you, kids.

[lcarus]

What movie should I watch tonight

[Donger]

Pretty sure you'll get arrested for showing children your Hershey highway.

LMAO

I love Halloween. All the neighborhood kids know that I'll set traps for them, so they come around the garage corner very carefully. Last year, I actually involved my Dobe and gave him hand commands to hide and then play attack when they got close. A few parents came by later on that night and said I went too far. But it was fun. And, the kids who make it to the door get full-sized candy bars and such.

[Hammock Parties]

LMAO

I love Halloween. All the neighborhood kids know that I'll set traps for them, so they come around the garage corner very carefully. Last year, I actually involved my Dobe and gave him hand commands to hide and then play attack when they got close. A few parents came by later on that night and said I went too far. But it was fun. And, the kids who make it to the door get full-sized candy bars and such.

You are awesome. And you have a trained dobie. Very awesome.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Choco-penii's ready to roll.

[Cephalic Trauma]

LMAO

I love Halloween. All the neighborhood kids know that I'll set traps for them, so they come around the garage corner very carefully. Last year, I actually involved my Dobe and gave him hand commands to hide and then play attack when they got close. A few parents came by later on that night and said I went too far. But it was fun. And, the kids who make it to the door get full-sized candy bars and such.

Dude, fuck that shit. I would run so goddamn fast. You can keep your candy, asshole.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Dude, fuck that shit. I would run so goddamn fast. You can keep your candy, asshole.

LMAO

[Hammock Parties]

I put out my Halloween decorations though:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1272886_10151609646496557_727844149_o.jpg

[lcarus]

Choco-penii's ready to roll.

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/2751368/spongebob-licks-a-candy-bar-o.gif

[Donger]

Dude, **** that shit. I would run so goddamn fast. You can keep your candy, asshole.

LMAO

I actually rigged the sprinkler head that's near the front door to spray bright red water (food coloring) one year when they pressed the doorbell. My Dobe showing his teeth and growling was nothing. Anyway, the little fuckers keep coming back for more.

[lcarus]

So uh, should I watch Zombi 2, Dawn of the Dead 2004 or 1978? Night of the Living Dead? Freddy or Jason? Hellraiser? The Devil's Rejects? The possibilities are endless here...

[CrazyPhuD]

I put out my Halloween decorations though:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-g-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/1272886_10151609646496557_727844149_o.jpg

Nah man park this out front...better chance no one rings your doorbell!

http://davecunning.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/free_candy_van.jpg

[Lonewolf Ed]

I got into the spirit of the day with this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5yR5XhCIeg

[CrazyPhuD]

LMAO

I love Halloween. All the neighborhood kids know that I'll set traps for them, so they come around the garage corner very carefully. Last year, I actually involved my Dobe and gave him hand commands to hide and then play attack when they got close. A few parents came by later on that night and said I went too far. But it was fun. And, the kids who make it to the door get full-sized candy bars and such.

Did you yell 'Chopper sic balls!' when you did it? :thumb:

[lcarus]

I got into the spirit of the day with this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5yR5XhCIeg

I used this! So eat that! (but great song though)

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[Lonewolf Ed]

I used this! So eat that! (but great song though)

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I am surprised that you didn't pick Maiden's "Phantom of the Opera" instead!

[lcarus]

I am surprised that you didn't pick Maiden's "Phantom of the Opera" instead!

Yeah there's several I could have chosen by them, but Hallowed really feels like Halloween for me personally. Transylvania is another kick ass tune.

[lewdog]

Too many fat kids in my neighborhood so I'm eating all the candy since they can't have any.

[lcarus]

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[Cephalic Trauma]

Yeah there's several I could have chosen by them, but Hallowed really feels like Halloween for me personally. Transylvania is another kick ass tune.

Now that you mention it, I wonder if that lady is getting beat to shit as we speak.

[bevischief]

The only lights on in my place is the TV and my laptop.

[58-4ever]

All my chubby monkey got was letters about how fat he is.

[Hammock Parties]

https://scontent-a-dfw.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-prn2/1382878_10151790544402155_625129780_n.jpg

[chiefs1111]

13 years in a row of no Trick or Treaters.

[journeyscarab]

Slow night in Overland Park.

[SAUTO]

Someone just came to our door with a dog...wtf?

We went to a thing at the church, my almost year old son is in a stroller and some fucking asshole walks up and stops right in front of him with his fucking pit bull looking my little boy in the face. I told him he best get to stepping.


He was fucking lucky we were at a church... I would have told him exactly what I thought about it in no uncertain terms
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[SAUTO]

Dude, fuck that shit. I would run so goddamn fast. You can keep your candy, asshole.

Could also be a good way to get the shit kicked out of that dog
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[eDave]

Another NFL crapfest tonight. Thursday Night Football is just not working.

[Bugeater]

27 of our 36 candy bars are gone. There better be at least one left for me.

[SPchief]

We went to a thing at the church, my almost year old son is in a stroller and some fucking asshole walks up and stops right in front of him with his fucking pit bull liking my little boy in the face. I told him he best get to stepping.


He was fucking lucky we were at a church... I would have told him exactly what I thought about it in no uncertain terms
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A dog licked you child in the face? That's horrible!

[Cephalic Trauma]

A dog licked you child in the face? That's horrible!

I would be pissed, too. You don't know if the thing is trained, what it's temperament is like, etc. Fuck that.

[mike_b_284]

had to go to walgreens for more candy, as soon as I got back no more kids. $20 down the drain.

[SAUTO]

A dog licked you child in the face? That's horrible!

Mistype. Supposed to be looking.

And I'm sure most people would be comfortable with a 75 pound pit bull that you don't know walking up to their year old child in a stroller face to face just out of the blue...

Pissed me off.
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[Bugeater]

had to go to walgreens for more candy, as soon as I got back no more kids. $20 down the drain, fuckers.
We buy one box, and when it runs out the lights go off and the shotgun comes out.

[gblowfish]

I've had about a dozen kids so far. One said "I can't have peanuts." Hmmm....I have peanut m&ms, Snickers, Reese's, Cherry Mash -had nuts and chocolate-..... man.
So I gave the kid about a half a bag of Jolly Ranchers. He smiled real big. Crisis averted!

[SAUTO]

I would be pissed, too. You don't know if the thing is trained, what it's temperament is like, etc. Fuck that.
Someone gets it. Had it even tried to make contact I would have fucked it up.

And my kid was in an elephant suit with big floppy ears. People use stuffed animals as chew toys for dogs...


The guy made a terrible decision to take his fucking dog to the truck or treat thing at a church for little kids, IMO.
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[Bugeater]

Mistype. Supposed to be looked.

And I'm sure most people would be comfortable with a 75 pound pit bull that you don't know walking up to their year old child in a stroller face to face just out of the blue...

Pissed me off.
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Yeah I don't get people who think it's ok to take their dogs where ever they go. Unless you're going to the vet, the dog park, or for a walk, leave your damn dog at home.

[Super_Boltz]

It's halfway over now, and the little bastards are batting .000. None has dared knock on the door, yet. I might leave the door open now just to taunt 'em.

halloween goes in cycles... some year lots of kids some years none. parents are overprotective now a days..... I even saw 2 parents pushing FOUR year olds in a stroller... now i was 4 years old in 1985.... and the idea of me getting pushed in a stroller at 4 made me sick THEN.

[SAUTO]

Yeah I don't get people who think it's ok to take their dogs where ever they go. Unless you're going to the vet, the dog park, or for a walk, leave your damn dog at home.

Exactly.
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[Deberg_1990]

Just got back. My kids had quite the haul this year and are sorting now.
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[eDave]

I've had about a dozen kids so far. One said "I can't have peanuts." Hmmm....I have peanut m&ms, Snickers, Reese's, Cherry Mash -had nuts and chocolate-..... man.
So I gave the kid about a half a bag of Jolly Ranchers. He smiled real big. Crisis averted!

Good man.

[gblowfish]

It's almost 9pm, so I'm thinking the tot'ers should be about done. About 15 mins ago, there was this little girl dressed like a kitty cat. She held out her sack and I said "OK, whaddya say?" She said "MEOW!"

I gave her double. She was too cute.