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big nasty kcnut
11-02-2013, 11:00 PM
IT'S GAME TIME LAST GAME BEFORE THE BYE AND THEN WE GO DONKEY HUNTING. NOW WE JUST HUNTING BUFFALO MEAT.


STATS ARE IN THE SPOILER.


KC BUF
W-L 8-0 3-5
Avg Points 24.0 22.0
Avg Points Allowed 12.3 26.6
Home Record 5-0 2-2
Road Record 3-0 1-3
Division Record 1-0 1-2
Conference Record 5-0 2-4
Complete Standings
Passing Leaders
Kansas City CMP% YDS TD INT
A. Smith 59.1 1795 9 4
Buffalo CMP% YDS TD INT
E. Manuel 56.7 985 5 3
T. Lewis 60.2 652 3 2
Rushing Leaders
Kansas City CAR YDS AVG TD
J. Charles 153 635 4.2 6
A. Smith 49 258 5.3 1
Buffalo CAR YDS AVG TD
F. Jackson 101 425 4.2 6
C. Spiller 90 362 4.0 1
Receiving Leaders
Kansas City REC YDS AVG TD
J. Charles 41 383 9.3 2
D. Avery 24 374 15.6 1
Buffalo REC YDS AVG TD
S. Johnson 33 387 11.7 3
S. Chandler 29 341 11.8 2
Team Averages & NFL Ranks
TEAM OFFENSE TEAM PER GAME AVERAGE
Total Yards KC 331
BUF 329
Yards Passing KC 209
BUF 195
Yards Rushing KC 122
BUF 134
TEAM DEFENSE TEAM PER GAME AVERAGE
Yards Allowed KC 309
BUF 381
Pass Yds Allowed KC 206
BUF 263
Rush Yds Allowed KC 103
BUF 118

ShowtimeSBMVP
11-02-2013, 11:01 PM
In for the win.

digger
11-02-2013, 11:01 PM
In for the Win, Here we go for 9 and 0!

Rasputin
11-02-2013, 11:01 PM
And here we go....

TimBone
11-02-2013, 11:02 PM
Fuck yes. Perfect timing.

MMXcalibur
11-02-2013, 11:02 PM
I don't think Buffalo has the right Tuel to get the job done.

AussieChiefsFan
11-02-2013, 11:03 PM
In!

I either have a choice of watching the first 3 quarters in real-time, or watching the whole game later in the day. I think I'll play it safe and go with the latter.

Will be cheering just as hard.

GO CHIEFS!!!!

Rasputin
11-02-2013, 11:06 PM
The second half of the season we get 3 home games and 5 away games. Now is the test on the road after a three game home stretch and the luxury it brought our defense to deafen the opponents offense. Chiefs have got to get points out of our offense to give our defense something to defend on the road.

Nightfyre
11-02-2013, 11:07 PM
Wish I could watch the game, but I will be working. Super bummed. Good luck everyone!

Hammock Parties
11-02-2013, 11:08 PM
Preseason game #9

http://i.imgur.com/VNNMAsO.jpg

Direckshun
11-02-2013, 11:08 PM
Has Buffalo even announced who their starter is? Seriously. I'm asking.

jjchieffan
11-02-2013, 11:09 PM
Go Chiefs!! Looking forward to 9-0

Hammock Parties
11-02-2013, 11:09 PM
Has Buffalo even announced who their starter is? Seriously. I'm asking.

some guy

think he works down at the olive garden during the week

Rasputin
11-02-2013, 11:09 PM
Preseason game #9

http://i.imgur.com/VNNMAsO.jpg



Can't fool me that's Hannibal from the A-Team.

Direckshun
11-02-2013, 11:11 PM
All I'm saying is that it better be Matt Flynn.

Could you imagine a deeper rock bottom for Flynn than losing the starting gig to Jeff fucking Tuel?

A Salt Weapon
11-02-2013, 11:12 PM
I'm in. It's 9 at night here but it's fun to get started before bed.

AussieChiefsFan
11-02-2013, 11:12 PM
All I'm saying is that it better be Matt Flynn.

Could you imagine a deeper rock bottom for Flynn than losing the starting gig to Jeff fucking Tuel?He's sure come a long way from breaking the Packers single-game passing record.

pr_capone
11-02-2013, 11:13 PM
What the fuck?!?!?!

I was gonna make the game thread. Jeez Nut... you are so damn arrogant, selfish, and rude.

AussieChiefsFan
11-02-2013, 11:14 PM
What the fuck?!?!?!

I was gonna make the game thread. Jeez Nut... you are so damn arrogant, selfish, and rude.JFC, I know right. Fairplay's feelings are at risk.

Rasputin
11-02-2013, 11:24 PM
Going hunting for the great white buffalo uncle Ted style

<iframe width="640" height="360" src="//www.youtube.com/embed/VMZwS0ZonEU?feature=player_detailpage" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

MMXcalibur
11-02-2013, 11:26 PM
Which backup QB will we be playing in the Super Bowl?

Hammock Parties
11-02-2013, 11:28 PM
Which backup QB will we be playing in the Super Bowl?

Matt Cassel

he will defeat us

AussieChiefsFan
11-02-2013, 11:32 PM
Matt Cassel

he will defeat usI can't even begin to imagine how CP would react to that.

TOUCHDOWN!!! KC
11-02-2013, 11:52 PM
Let's do this.

MotherfuckerJones
11-02-2013, 11:54 PM
In...fuck it...let's get to 9-0

eDave
11-02-2013, 11:55 PM
In...**** it...let's get to 9-0

Might as well.

Rasputin
11-02-2013, 11:59 PM
In...**** it...let's get to 9-0



Sounds like a game plan :thumb:

cosmo20002
11-03-2013, 12:17 AM
In with KCnut and in with any of remnants of Thig's mojo that linger in the air and waft over us like a big warm hug.

Rasputin
11-03-2013, 12:27 AM
What's the word on Stevie Johnson? Is he playing? Hope he ****ing chokes on No Bake Aids Cookies.

Trakkk
11-03-2013, 12:28 AM
Sooo I woke up at 3pm today(Saturday)

I am so ****ed. The game is 10AM on west coast Sunday

Hopefully this daylight savings saves my ass.

AussieChiefsFan
11-03-2013, 12:33 AM
Sooo I woke up at 3pm today(Saturday)

I am so ****ed. The game is 10AM on west coast Sunday

Hopefully this daylight savings saves my ass.Brah. I wish that was my situation.

suzzer99
11-03-2013, 12:53 AM
I fully expect to lose this game 10-6. We never win at Buffalo. My emotions are fully hedged. A win is all gravy.

eDave
11-03-2013, 01:05 AM
I fully expect to lose this game 10-6. We never win at Buffalo. My emotions are fully hedged. A win is all gravy.

Way to commit there **** face. Lose and you are Nostradamus. Win and you are whatever. No big on you. Pussy and a coward. Mostly a pussy though. Nice job. Mom is proud of you. Dad is most likely not talking you up to any of his garbage collector pals. MerMAN!

But congratulations tomorrow Suzi, whatever the outcome is.

Commit to something. FFS. Augh.

Here's mine: We win. Who the **** cares how. God!

Rasputin
11-03-2013, 01:09 AM
I'm going be disappointed if we don't win by more than two touchdowns. We should beat Buffalo by 17.

TLO
11-03-2013, 01:18 AM
In for the win.

ThaVirus
11-03-2013, 01:26 AM
In for the win, but all the real niggas will be in game chat.

cdcox
11-03-2013, 01:27 AM
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-a16RdrlnxQM/Tl64AEjEQkI/AAAAAAAAEIw/1XcArjnqwrI/s400/IMG_0665.jpg

eDave
11-03-2013, 01:39 AM
In for the win, but all the real ****as will be in game chat.

Damn right. Game thread is disappointing and full of hate. The popular kids are in chat.

Earthling
11-03-2013, 01:48 AM
I hope its not a nail biter and a Chiefs blowout. But happy as hell with a W. 9-0 and away with the show!

007
11-03-2013, 01:50 AM
Its time to end another losing streak.

bevischief
11-03-2013, 02:18 AM
We better win.

suzzer99
11-03-2013, 02:21 AM
Way to commit there **** face. Lose and you are Nostradamus. Win and you are whatever. No big on you. Pussy and a coward. Mostly a pussy though. Nice job. Mom is proud of you. Dad is most likely not talking you up to any of his garbage collector pals. MerMAN!

But congratulations tomorrow Suzi, whatever the outcome is.

Commit to something. FFS. Augh.

Here's mine: We win. Who the **** cares how. God!

I'm going to guess you're shirtless in Raytown, piss drunk on Milwaukee's Best – about to get your second visit from the cops tonight. How'd do I do?

eDave
11-03-2013, 02:23 AM
I'm going to guess you're shirtless in Raytown, piss drunk on Milwaukee's Best – about to get your second visit from the cops tonight. How'd do I do?

Way the **** off. I am, in fact, wearing a shirt, do not reside in Raytown and have not encountered a cop for a few days now.

I'm right about you though.

TOUCHDOWN!!! KC
11-03-2013, 02:32 AM
I fully expect to lose this game 10-6. We never win at Buffalo. My emotions are fully hedged. A win is all gravy.

Sadly we haven't won in Buffalo since 1986. I was a JR in high school for fuck sakes. It's time we end this streak as we did the Faiders winning in our house.

Chiefs Pantalones
11-03-2013, 02:51 AM
I hope we get after the tool man early and often and don't wait until the second half. Guns blazing.

CoMoChief
11-03-2013, 03:42 AM
I'm going be disappointed if we don't win by more than two touchdowns. We should beat Buffalo by 17.

Remember last season?

That DL is going to murder our Oline and Alex Smith all fucking afternoon.

Yet there will still be fools on this board that trust and like our Oline.

It will be a close game. Games are won in the trenches. I just hope our defense doesn't get tired and worn out on the road.

LoneWolf
11-03-2013, 03:42 AM
In. Chiefs win 24-10. Charles with 2 TDs and Fasano hits pay dirt this week.

mdchiefsfan
11-03-2013, 04:38 AM
Let's go CHEUFS!!!

mdchiefsfan
11-03-2013, 04:41 AM
Sooo I woke up at 3pm today(Saturday)

I am so ****ed. The game is 10AM on west coast Sunday

Hopefully this daylight savings saves my ass.

I totally dicked myself today. I had to be at work at 5 am. Had the brother and sister in-law come over so he and I could take a look at my car last night (need a new timing belt :cuss:) and we decide to tip back a few.

I had more than my share of beers and could have really used that extra hour of sleep, but nooooo! I forget all about it, get up, take a shower, look at the clock, then cry on the inside. FML!

the Talking Can
11-03-2013, 04:54 AM
Damn right. Game thread is disappointing and full of hate. The popular kids are in chat.

pretty sure chat is the Gage Park of the internet

the Talking Can
11-03-2013, 04:54 AM
good job kcnut

FlaChief58
11-03-2013, 05:36 AM
9-0 must kill buffalo

2bikemike
11-03-2013, 06:13 AM
Its Only Wierd If It Doesn't Work! I have managed to watch everygame this year for the first time ever. This is the 3rd time I have been on nights. Get off work at 6 AM get home sleep until 10 minutes to 10:00 so I can do my part.

I usually can't go back to sleep after the game so it will be a long night tonight but its a small price to pay!

CupidStunt
11-03-2013, 06:15 AM
Jeff Tuel... seriously, if this is a close game, regardless of the outcome, the Chiefs are gonna get raped in 2 weeks.

Here's hoping the Chiefs take care of business properly. They should annihilate Jeff f'ing Tuel.

Art Vader
11-03-2013, 06:33 AM
Go Chiefs!

kcxiv
11-03-2013, 06:35 AM
Cant sleep. Hopefully i get a few hours of rest. Been playing WWE2K14 all night.lol

TLO
11-03-2013, 06:46 AM
Its Only Wierd If It Doesn't Work! I have managed to watch everygame this year for the first time ever. This is the 3rd time I have been on nights. Get off work at 6 AM get home sleep until 10 minutes to 10:00 so I can do my part.

I usually can't go back to sleep after the game so it will be a long night tonight but its a small price to pay!

I hope to be home from work around 8am .Though I'll probably sleep until right around noon since I have to work the night shift again. Fuck you night shifts.

redshirt32
11-03-2013, 07:09 AM
In started drinking early for this one set the alarm its 8pm here when does daylight savings time change don't want to miss the first hour?

We need this win kill whoever the QB is 9-0 going into denv with 14 plus days rest and healing

show up O line we need a big game from you !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mr. Flopnuts
11-03-2013, 07:16 AM
This season has been such a blessing. I've been working 6 days a week, and completely getting slayed. My saving grace all year has been that Sunday is my lone day off, and I've had something good to look forward to all year long. The offense pisses me off every week, but the defense gives me a space cat boner!

Chief Roundup
11-03-2013, 07:19 AM
I thought this thread was suppose to be someone new this weekend...What happened there Fairplay?

Chief Roundup
11-03-2013, 07:20 AM
space cat boner!

Uhhh What????

the Talking Can
11-03-2013, 07:23 AM
this is the first game all year that get to watch without streaming...

threebag
11-03-2013, 07:25 AM
Cant sleep. Hopefully i get a few hours of rest. Been playing WWE2K14 all night.lol

Maybe you can catch up with some fake sleep while you watch real wrestling.

Three7s
11-03-2013, 07:53 AM
Haven't won in Buffalo in my lifetime. Make it happen!

MotherfuckerJones
11-03-2013, 07:56 AM
Shaun O'Hara on NFLN was asked is this a trap game, he said "Man, Andy Reid don't eat cheese, this isn't a trap." ROFL

ChiliConCarnage
11-03-2013, 07:58 AM
It's time to get a decisive win against Buffalo's 8th string quarterback.

Chuefs win 31 -10

Mr. Flopnuts
11-03-2013, 08:00 AM
Uhhh What????

.

lewdog
11-03-2013, 08:00 AM
Is this the part where I ask for topless pics?

mdchiefsfan
11-03-2013, 08:06 AM
.

WTF??? LMAO

Chief Roundup
11-03-2013, 08:12 AM
.

Uh ok...So the best thing you can come up with is a boner that cannot even been seen because it is so little. :spock:

Mr. Flopnuts
11-03-2013, 08:12 AM
ROFL I found that picture on Facebook last night and fell in love...

Chief Roundup
11-03-2013, 08:13 AM
ROFL I found that picture on Facebook last night and fell in love...

Take it you are a cat lover. NTTAWWT

Mr. Flopnuts
11-03-2013, 08:13 AM
Uh ok...So the best thing you can come up with is a boner that cannot even been seen because it is so little. :spock:

I don't know how you came up with that, and I'm not sure I want too.

Mr. Flopnuts
11-03-2013, 08:14 AM
Take it you are a cat lover. NTTAWWT

LMAO I have a dog. I just thought the picture was funny.

Chief Roundup
11-03-2013, 08:16 AM
I don't know how you came up with that, and I'm not sure I want too.

Didn't really matter. It was just a way for me to give a guy that gives and takes a good ribbing, a little ribbing. I am sure you will get me back. :thumb:

MotherfuckerJones
11-03-2013, 08:16 AM
105583

Mr. Flopnuts
11-03-2013, 08:17 AM
Didn't really matter. It was just a way for me to give a guy that gives and takes a good ribbing, a little ribbing. I am sure you will get me back. :thumb:

Heh, it's almost like you read my mind. All in good fun though, you're a good dude. BTW, I drove through Mountain Home for the first time a couple of weeks ago. That's a beautiful city!

CaliforniaChief
11-03-2013, 08:17 AM
I don't know if anyone else saw this or talked about this, but last night (about 2:00 Eastern Time (1 with the clock reset), Anthony Fasano appeared to drunk tweet this:

Peicxbme up

And now it's gone. I wish I did a screen capture, I just cut and pasted the content of the tweet and not the whole thing.

Chief Roundup
11-03-2013, 08:24 AM
Heh, it's almost like you read my mind. All in good fun though, you're a good dude. BTW, I drove through Mountain Home for the first time a couple of weeks ago. That's a beautiful city!

It is a great place to retire for sure. With the Bull Shoals and Norfork Lakes within 15 minutes not to mention the White River and the Buffalo River there is always a lot to do if you like the outdoors.

Canofbier
11-03-2013, 08:29 AM
.

http://i.imgur.com/vu0FgYa.jpg

GloryDayz
11-03-2013, 08:30 AM
You better unstart this thread, somebody's got a bloody vag over it!

Chief Roundup
11-03-2013, 08:40 AM
You better unstart this thread, somebody's got a bloody vag over it!

Yeah I think that the bleeding started some time yesterday.

Planetman
11-03-2013, 08:47 AM
IT'S CLOBBERIN' TIME!

Sweet Daddy Hate
11-03-2013, 08:57 AM
I'm going be disappointed if we don't win by more than two touchdowns. We should beat Buffalo by 17.

1) nut has started the thread.

2) You have watched this offense before, yes?

OrtonsPiercedTaint
11-03-2013, 08:59 AM
Scale those fish!

Pasta Little Brioni
11-03-2013, 09:01 AM
Let's do this!!!

Pasta Little Brioni
11-03-2013, 09:01 AM
People cry about the backups, but these are teams that their starter's suck ass anyway.

mdchiefsfan
11-03-2013, 09:06 AM
http://i.imgur.com/vu0FgYa.jpg

LMAO What is going on in here?

cabletech94
11-03-2013, 09:12 AM
time to kick ass and take some names. let's go chiefs. tear off stevie johnsons leg. and let's kill the ghosts of playoffs past.

gooooooooooooooooooo chiefs!!!!!!!!

Molitoth
11-03-2013, 09:12 AM
I'm going be disappointed if we don't win by more than two touchdowns. We should beat Buffalo by 17.

The defense has given this team a chance to win by more than 17 almost every week this season.

Pasta Little Brioni
11-03-2013, 09:13 AM
Thad Lewis won't play today.

ThaVirus
11-03-2013, 09:15 AM
NFL Countdown just said we could set a record today if we keep the Bills under 17 points. Anybody know if that's true?

Pasta Little Brioni
11-03-2013, 09:15 AM
I'm going be disappointed if we don't win by more than two touchdowns. We should beat Buffalo by 17.

Cmon man. This would be a good W today. All their QB's suck, but still....

Bills at home this year.

Lost to Pats 23-21
Beat Carolina 24-23
Beat Ravens 23-20
Lost to Cincinnati in OT 27-24

Does Brady ,Cam, Flacco and Dalton all suck?

Those are some pretty good teams that struggled in Buffalo.

MotherfuckerJones
11-03-2013, 09:18 AM
NFL Countdown just said we could set a record today if we keep the Bills under 17 points. Anybody know if that's true?

1977 Falcons held their first 9 opponents to 17 points or less

RINGLEADER
11-03-2013, 09:23 AM
Today is destiny.

The revenge tour continues.

The new Chiefs don't care about the past.

We are going to destroy the Bills in every imaginable way.

Dying time is here.

KILL! KILL! KILL!

ThaVirus
11-03-2013, 09:26 AM
Tom Jackson just said Peyton's played 25 games with the Broncos and has only been held under 20 points once- against KC in KC. Boom, bitch.

Rausch
11-03-2013, 09:27 AM
Today is destiny.

The revenge tour continues.



And what a wonderful revenge tour it is.

Denver, Colts, Bills, Chargers - all teams to knock us from the playoffs in years we had SB dreams.

:thumb:

ThaVirus
11-03-2013, 09:28 AM
They're talking about Alex's poor down field passing. He's averaging just 6 yards per attempt which is the lowest in the league.

Ditka said you make two 6 yard passes and that gives you what? 12 yards and a first down. Then Cris Carter says "you don't watch their games, coach, they only throw on 3rd down". That's funny but actually not true at all.

Dunerdr
11-03-2013, 09:36 AM
Sgo!!!!!

Pasta Little Brioni
11-03-2013, 09:38 AM
They're talking about Alex's poor down field passing. He's averaging just 6 yards per attempt which is the lowest in the league.

Ditka said you make two 6 yard passes and that gives you what? 12 yards and a first down. Then Cris Carter says "you don't watch their games, coach, they only throw on 3rd down". That's funny but actually not true at all.

It would be funny, but we throw too damn much at this point.

Rausch
11-03-2013, 09:38 AM
They're talking about Alex's poor down field passing. He's averaging just 6 yards per attempt which is the lowest in the league.

Ditka said you make two 6 yard passes and that gives you what? 12 yards and a first down. Then Cris Carter says "you don't watch their games, coach, they only throw on 3rd down". That's funny but actually not true at all.

That was like on the AFC breakdown show on NFLN.

I can't remember who but Shannon and someone else were talking about how the running game sets up everything KC does.

Uh....whut?...

In58men
11-03-2013, 09:43 AM
It's Tamba Hali's birthday today.

9er guy
11-03-2013, 09:44 AM
These fools are gonna go 9-0....WOW...more power to you guys! You've had a great season!

LoneWolf
11-03-2013, 09:46 AM
That was like on the AFC breakdown show on NFLN.

I can't remember who but Shannon and someone else were talking about how the running game sets up everything KC does.

Uh....whut?...

It's becoming painfully obvious that these "experts" do not watch any Chiefs games. They just regurgitate what they are told by staff statisticians. Listening to anything they say about KC would be like taking sex advice from Clay or credit score advice from 48ers.

BlackHelicopters
11-03-2013, 09:51 AM
People named Bill think Buffalo is namist

Hammock Parties
11-03-2013, 09:53 AM
GAMEDAY SPREAD IS READY

http://www.ramendays.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/santitas-2-dollar-only.jpg

Bob Dole
11-03-2013, 09:54 AM
Does any do-nothing QB get slobbered on more than Phyllis Rivers? JFC.

big nasty kcnut
11-03-2013, 10:05 AM
Fuck Phyllis!

LoneWolf
11-03-2013, 10:07 AM
GAMEDAY SPREAD IS READY

http://www.ramendays.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/santitas-2-dollar-only.jpg

Is your boyfriend bringing the salsa? :evil:

wazu
11-03-2013, 10:10 AM
I am, in fact, wearing a shirt, do not reside in Raytown and have not encountered a cop for a few days now.

Stop bragging.

A Salt Weapon
11-03-2013, 10:21 AM
Is your boyfriend bringing the salsa? :evil:

Probably bringing the bean dip.

MotherfuckerJones
11-03-2013, 10:22 AM
Kansas City Traps 19 Buffalo Bills 13

Rausch
11-03-2013, 10:23 AM
Is your boyfriend bringing the salsa? :evil:

Huevos rancheros...

gosampel
11-03-2013, 10:24 AM
Ok everyone last time was 9-0 we lost to Cinn #85 talked shit and so did Dick and we got beat

ShowtimeSBMVP
11-03-2013, 10:32 AM
Adam Teicher ‏@adamteicher 39s
#Chiefs inactives: Bray, McDougald, Kush, Watkins, Rishaw Johnson, Catapano, Howard

Rausch
11-03-2013, 10:33 AM
Ok everyone last time was 9-0 we lost to Cinn #85 talked shit and so did Dick and we got beat

And...?

Bugeater
11-03-2013, 10:34 AM
And...?
We couldn't force the Colts to punt and we're fucking doomed? :shrug:

Rasputin
11-03-2013, 10:39 AM
Cmon man. This would be a good W today. All their QB's suck, but still....



Those are some pretty good teams that struggled in Buffalo.



You mean I can't have higher expectations that we are 8-0? They got shit for quarterback and we shouldn't expect to dominate? Eh I will be happy with a win but still disappoint if we don't put up some points other than just field goals. This defense should be giving us great field position all day and probably turn overs that this offense needs take advantage of.

Go into the bye week feeling good about ourselves.

J Diddy
11-03-2013, 10:40 AM
BOOM SHOT IN EYE LADY DEAD GO CHIEFS

hitchief
11-03-2013, 10:47 AM
Andy wont let this be a trap game and the mighty Chiefs win 31-20!

We win all phases of the game and still the national media will give us no respect. But who cares, I spit in their faces.

Rasputin
11-03-2013, 10:47 AM
It's Tamba Hali's birthday today.


5 sacks today :thumb: Happy Birthday blood machine.

BlackHelicopters
11-03-2013, 10:49 AM
One hour 11 minutes till kill.

Easy 6
11-03-2013, 10:52 AM
Looks like we're facing Tool, hope he doesn't stick it to us...

hometeam
11-03-2013, 10:52 AM
Looks like we're facing Tool, hope he doesn't stick it to us...

This dude can barely throw the ball

tk13
11-03-2013, 10:53 AM
Apparently Josh Freeman is inactive today for the Vikings. Ponder starts, Cassel is the backup. So much for that. LMAO

TribalElder
11-03-2013, 10:55 AM
RISE

Rausch
11-03-2013, 10:55 AM
Andy wont let this be a trap game and the mighty Chiefs win 31-20!


No way we give up 20 this week...

Easy 6
11-03-2013, 10:56 AM
This dude can barely throw the ball

I figured the same about Keenum, but i certainly hope you're right.

It'd be reeeal nice to put a real, old fashioned blowout on these jackoffs... something like 47 - 16.

J Diddy
11-03-2013, 10:56 AM
Adam Teicher ‏@adamteicher 39s
#Chiefs inactives: Bray, McDougald, Kush, Watkins, Rishaw Johnson, Catapano, Howard

Does that mean that Commings will play?

Mr. Laz
11-03-2013, 10:58 AM
Does that mean that Commings will play?
doesn't Commings still have one more game on the IR inactive list?

Mr. Laz
11-03-2013, 10:59 AM
We need this one.

Going 9-0 in the 1st half will make our 3-4 record in the 2nd half less damaging

chefsos
11-03-2013, 11:00 AM
doesn't Commings still have one more game on the IR inactive list?He's on the depth chart. I don't know. :shrug:

Rausch
11-03-2013, 11:02 AM
We need this one.

Going 9-0 in the 1st half will make our 3-4 record in the 2nd half less damaging

We need to win all the AFC games we can.

That factors in to the tie breakers...

TribalElder
11-03-2013, 11:03 AM
19-0

TribalElder
11-03-2013, 11:04 AM
CBS pre game covering broncos bye week thoroughly

Hope fox gets well soon

Mr. Laz
11-03-2013, 11:05 AM
He's on the depth chart. I don't know. :shrug::shrug:

BlackHelicopters
11-03-2013, 11:07 AM
13-3

TribalElder
11-03-2013, 11:08 AM
Boomer is hating hard

RINGLEADER
11-03-2013, 11:09 AM
I hate how the streaming Sunday Ticket is about nine minutes behind the live broadcast.

In LA they're broadcasting the Chargers game.

Won't be posting much today.

:(

suzzer99
11-03-2013, 11:10 AM
One hour 11 minutes till kill.

I'm going to take a shower out of nothing but sheer boredom

Chiefaholic
11-03-2013, 11:14 AM
This is going to be a blowout in all three phases of the game. I predict 5 sacks, 2 int's, and Hali to play in Beast mode all day. Chiefs 30 Bills 10

Easy 6
11-03-2013, 11:15 AM
ESPN is having a pretty good conversation about the new tackling rules, and they all agree its a bunch of crap.

Forcing defenders to tackle low is going to start ruining a lot of players years and careers.

Titty Meat
11-03-2013, 11:16 AM
This is going to be a blowout in all three phases of the game. I predict 5 sacks, 2 int's, and Hali to play in Beast mode all day. Chiefs 30 Bills 10

No it won't.

RINGLEADER
11-03-2013, 11:17 AM
Boomer is hating hard

I think there are a couple things that most people are missing:

As noted elsewhere, Denver hasn't played anyone either and when they do play starting QBs who are competent to good they falter. They came thisclose to losing to the Cowboys and lost to Luck. The difference is they win with offense which plays into the Manning suckfest storylines, but it's not like they're scoring differential is wildly different from KC (they're averaging a little under 4 points more per game than the Chiefs).

The second part, and the only reason to have any kind of doubt about any of the games we've played recently (including today) is that I think teams are playing harder knowing they have to give their back-ups a chance. I think today Tuel is going to have a problem connecting on the types of throws that open up as a result of how we play defense, but it doesn't surprise me that the games have been closer than most expected. We're these teams Super Bowl and, much like the Jags in Denver a few weeks ago, we're going to get everyone's best shot.

That's my story.

alnorth
11-03-2013, 11:18 AM
Had a terrible nightmare last night. Chiefs were down 21-0 within 6 minutes, and lost 49-0.

I just remember thinking that this can not possibly be happening, then I woke up.

Easy 6
11-03-2013, 11:20 AM
Kansas City is 8-0 but these jokers are talking about a bills rookie backer :shake:

RINGLEADER
11-03-2013, 11:21 AM
No it won't.

It will be like all the other games. Close for longer than we'd like, our defense will give up some big plays, their O-Line will play hard knowing they have to give Tuel a chance, but in the end we devour them in the second half. I see something like 10-6 in the first half and 23-13 or 23-16 -- maybe 30-16 if we get a late pick six or something.

At this point we're way beyond statistical anomalies -- almost EVERY single game we've played has followed the same script.

RINGLEADER
11-03-2013, 11:23 AM
KC has never trailed by more than 1 score all season.

I think Cowher was about 2 seconds away from decking that guy on CBS...lol...

Rasputin
11-03-2013, 11:24 AM
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eDave
11-03-2013, 11:29 AM
augh. Good morning fellas. Hung over bad this morning. Hair of the dog not doing so much.

Psyko Tek
11-03-2013, 11:29 AM
loving boommer raggin' on the NFC Least

ROYC75
11-03-2013, 11:31 AM
Time to get another W

BlackHelicopters
11-03-2013, 11:33 AM
Time for anal rapage

Rasputin
11-03-2013, 11:33 AM
augh. Good morning fellas. Hung over bad this morning. Hair of the dog not doing so much.



Now you missin with a summbitch

eDave
11-03-2013, 11:35 AM
Nazareth. Right on! Now I have that pounding through my head. Thanks Tatoo. Dick. lOL

Rasputin
11-03-2013, 11:36 AM
Nazareth. Right on! Now I have that pounding through my head. Thanks Tatoo. Dick. lOL



Any time :D

hometeam
11-03-2013, 11:37 AM
I figured the same about Keenum, but i certainly hope you're right.

It'd be reeeal nice to put a real, old fashioned blowout on these jackoffs... something like 47 - 16.

Keenum can throw the ball. He led the NCAA all time in multiple passing catagorys.

Tuel was 4-22 in college with stats to match.

Not even in the same universe. This kid is dead.

Mav
11-03-2013, 11:38 AM
Keenum can throw the ball. He led the NCAA all time in multiple passing catagorys.

Tuel was 4-22 in college with stats to match.

Not even in the same universe. This kid is dead.

The ONLY chance the Bills have, is if they run the ball. If they are in 3rd and longs, this game is OVAAAAA

O.city
11-03-2013, 11:41 AM
Keemun, surprisingly, might be Houston's best bet

Sandy Vagina
11-03-2013, 11:42 AM
Looks like KC is wearing their home uniforms today... red/white.

Easy 6
11-03-2013, 11:42 AM
Keenum can throw the ball. He led the NCAA all time in multiple passing catagorys.

Tuel was 4-22 in college with stats to match.

Not even in the same universe. This kid is dead.

Tools going down PBJ

tk13
11-03-2013, 11:43 AM
Looks like KC is wearing their home uniforms today... red/white.

Yeah, I noticed that too. Apparently the Bills are having a "white out" today... so they're wearing white at home.

a pp roach
11-03-2013, 11:44 AM
skins uniforms look cool today

A Salt Weapon
11-03-2013, 11:45 AM
Another road game we wore red too. I think we've only wore white twice so far this season.

BlackHelicopters
11-03-2013, 11:47 AM
Can someone translate Thannon Tharpe for me?

O.city
11-03-2013, 11:48 AM
Texans best colts today.


Colts without Wayne are in trouble.

MMXcalibur
11-03-2013, 11:49 AM
Can someone translate Thannon Tharpe for me?

"I'm a big fucking douche. I smoke the poles of everyone in the Bronco organization."

All of that with a lisp of course...

TribalElder
11-03-2013, 11:51 AM
Keenum will beat a few teams this season and end up being pretty fucking good if I was to guess

Rausch
11-03-2013, 11:53 AM
Well, I'm off to smoke and drink and scream and throw $3it upstairs like every other week.

See you guys for the after-party...

TribalElder
11-03-2013, 11:53 AM
@buffalo Your tailgate looked weak yo

O.city
11-03-2013, 11:53 AM
Keenum will beat a few teams this season and end up being pretty ****ing good if I was to guess

I agree.

BlackHelicopters
11-03-2013, 11:54 AM
Great. Dan Dierdorf. Ice pick please.

Psyko Tek
11-03-2013, 11:54 AM
I fuckin' hate gummbel and dierdorf

chefsos
11-03-2013, 11:54 AM
skins uniforms look cool today:thumb: I like that maroon.

redshirt32
11-03-2013, 11:54 AM
lets goooooooo!!!!!!!!!! rock thesemffffffffffffffffffffff

texaschiefsfan
11-03-2013, 11:55 AM
I predict a Chiefs victory. It's going to be 27-13. Book it.

BlackHelicopters
11-03-2013, 11:56 AM
Kill. Kill. Kill.

chefsos
11-03-2013, 11:57 AM
BTW, was packing all the division games into the second half of the season intentional? We've had only one so far, as have the donkeys and bolts.

Sandy Vagina
11-03-2013, 11:57 AM
Let's get an easy blowout win today, Chiefs! http://i193.photobucket.com/albums/z255/branson830/Penguin-dancing.gif

The Franchise
11-03-2013, 11:57 AM
I'm not liking our interior line matching up against Dareus and Williams.

O.city
11-03-2013, 11:58 AM
I'm not liking our interior line matching up against Dareus and Williams.

Nope.


Kyle Williams is good too

A Salt Weapon
11-03-2013, 11:58 AM
I think it's cute the bride chose to wear white before getting raped.

Bring it KC, stomp the shit out of these bitches.

alanm
11-03-2013, 11:58 AM
Always feel uneasy when we're playing the Bills

Easy 6
11-03-2013, 11:59 AM
Lets get this live execution STARTED

BossChief
11-03-2013, 11:59 AM
Is there any way to stream the radio feed without flash?

Trakkk
11-03-2013, 11:59 AM
Have fun guys. Sunday is here woooooooo. Chiefs by 17.

jerryforeverrice80
11-03-2013, 11:59 AM
good luck today guys.

BlackHelicopters
11-03-2013, 11:59 AM
The revolution will be televised

LiveSteam
11-03-2013, 11:59 AM
KILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!

MotherfuckerJones
11-03-2013, 11:59 AM
Just don't come out flat KC. Don't turn the ball over, give big plays and scores or big special teams plays

threebag
11-03-2013, 12:00 PM
Let's Go CHIEFS!!!

kcxiv
11-03-2013, 12:01 PM
Maybe you can catch up with some fake sleep while you watch real wrestling.

Well I got 4 hours I'm good

Rain Man
11-03-2013, 12:01 PM
It's interesting that Catapano is inactive. That surprises me.

Bob Dole
11-03-2013, 12:01 PM
Bob Dole wants to see an ass kicking for a change.

big nasty kcnut
11-03-2013, 12:01 PM
Time for surprise butt seck to tuel.

Bwana
11-03-2013, 12:01 PM
Curb stomp these pricks and may Stevie Johnson leave on a cart.

LiveSteam
11-03-2013, 12:01 PM
Fuck off TV! I dont wanna see raider Q/B running for a TD

Belial
11-03-2013, 12:02 PM
Scotchy scotch scotch mmmmmm

kcchiefsus
11-03-2013, 12:02 PM
It's interesting that Catapano is inactive. That surprises me.

Didn't he get injured last game? I'm pretty sure that's the reason.

mazrim1978
11-03-2013, 12:02 PM
Here comes the PAIN!!!!

O.city
11-03-2013, 12:02 PM
Chiefs win toss, will receive

Mr. Laz
11-03-2013, 12:02 PM
I ****in' hate gummbel and dierdorf
Dierdorf is shrinking fast

looks more like Dorf now

BlackHelicopters
11-03-2013, 12:02 PM
Rape

Munson
11-03-2013, 12:02 PM
Its game time, bitches!

mazrim1978
11-03-2013, 12:02 PM
Scotchy scotch scotch mmmmmm
This!!!!

Mr. Laz
11-03-2013, 12:02 PM
I wish we would choose to start on defense

Rain Man
11-03-2013, 12:02 PM
The Bills scare me a bit. I think they're better than their record, and we always seem to be cursed against them. Our last game against them really hurt. I hope we return some of that hurt today.

LiveSteam
11-03-2013, 12:02 PM
with the best D in the NFL why do you not defer to the second half

chiefs1111
11-03-2013, 12:03 PM
Bad kick

Rain Man
11-03-2013, 12:03 PM
I like how Demps runs north-south.

LiveSteam
11-03-2013, 12:03 PM
I wish we would choose to start on defense

this

Sandy Vagina
11-03-2013, 12:03 PM
1 pass.. 1 drop. top 10 in drops, boooooo!!!!

BlackHelicopters
11-03-2013, 12:03 PM
Droppery Avery

Mr. Laz
11-03-2013, 12:04 PM
non-catching bitch

The Franchise
11-03-2013, 12:04 PM
Running will be tough against them.

BlackHelicopters
11-03-2013, 12:04 PM
Vodka

chiefs1111
11-03-2013, 12:04 PM
Come on get this 3rd down

frozenchief
11-03-2013, 12:04 PM
3rd and 6!woo hoo!

Rain Man
11-03-2013, 12:04 PM
Alan Branch has had the longest mediocre career I've ever seen. Is this his first year as a starter?

kcchiefsus
11-03-2013, 12:04 PM
The Bills scare me a bit. I think they're better than their record, and we always seem to be cursed against them. Our last game against them really hurt. I hope we return some of that hurt today.

They're starting an UDFA rookie at QB. With him, I really don't think they're better than their record.

LiveSteam
11-03-2013, 12:04 PM
stupid

BlackHelicopters
11-03-2013, 12:05 PM
What the hell?

siberian khatru
11-03-2013, 12:05 PM
Raped the OL

Trakkk
11-03-2013, 12:05 PM
Offensive line sucking again I see

tk13
11-03-2013, 12:05 PM
No chance.

Bob Dole
11-03-2013, 12:05 PM
JFC O-line.

Bwana
11-03-2013, 12:05 PM
Dear OL.............FUCK YOU!!

Sandy Vagina
11-03-2013, 12:05 PM
free rush up the A gap.... awesome! :shake:

ShowtimeSBMVP
11-03-2013, 12:05 PM
Our OL is a ******* joke

Munson
11-03-2013, 12:05 PM
Shitty pass protection.

3 and out to start the game.

Rain Man
11-03-2013, 12:05 PM
We probably should block Kyle Williams going forward.

Easy 6
11-03-2013, 12:05 PM
What was Pestilence saying about our interior line?

Yeah now i'm worried, too.

KevB
11-03-2013, 12:05 PM
Allen just decides not to block the DLineman right in front of him

the Talking Can
11-03-2013, 12:05 PM
awesome offense

punt accomplished

Mr. Laz
11-03-2013, 12:05 PM
Jeff Allen got smoked

hometeam
11-03-2013, 12:05 PM
its coming back

BlackHelicopters
11-03-2013, 12:05 PM
Ryan Succop on the punt

Bob Dole
11-03-2013, 12:05 PM
That's coming back.

Easy 6
11-03-2013, 12:06 PM
BRING IT BACK ASSHOLES

swayy07
11-03-2013, 12:06 PM
its coming back

Rain Man
11-03-2013, 12:06 PM
Nice job, refs. Excellent work.

siberian khatru
11-03-2013, 12:06 PM
Get yer exercise in, McKelvin

ROYC75
11-03-2013, 12:06 PM
That was a sucky 3 & out and punt coverage.

Rain Man
11-03-2013, 12:06 PM
Ryan Succop on the punt

Really?

Bwana
11-03-2013, 12:06 PM
Wow, lucky

BlackHelicopters
11-03-2013, 12:06 PM
Coming back

a pp roach
11-03-2013, 12:06 PM
colquitt is so awesome

chiefs1111
11-03-2013, 12:06 PM
Thank god thats coming back

The Franchise
11-03-2013, 12:06 PM
Allen and Fisher need to be benched.

BlackHelicopters
11-03-2013, 12:07 PM
Really?

That is what Gumbel said.