Chiefs Dexter McCluster can "_______________" [Archive]

DaFace

11-03-2013, 01:28 PM

Catch game winning touchdowns?

(Look, that drop sucked, but let's not act like he's been a liability this season.)

jspchief

11-03-2013, 01:29 PM

Send his kids to the Incognito household for daycare.

Lonewolf Ed

11-03-2013, 01:29 PM

"sure go from hero to zero in a week." Dammit, McNugget! Pull your head out and then check to make sure Bowe's is out, too.

lewdog

11-03-2013, 01:30 PM

work at McDonald's

Planetman

11-03-2013, 01:30 PM

Make better threads than you can.

SDChiefs

11-03-2013, 01:30 PM

Eat a dick!

Wallcrawler

11-03-2013, 01:31 PM

Catch game winning touchdowns?

(Look, that drop sucked, but let's not act like he's been a liability this season.)

This.

It was a terrible play. The guy has made some big plays for us this year as well both returning and receiving.

The game's not over. We can overcome this.

stonedstooge

11-03-2013, 01:32 PM

McFuck Off

Gravedigger

11-03-2013, 01:34 PM

Mc**** Off

Best so far.

milkman

11-03-2013, 01:34 PM

Catch game winning touchdowns?

(Look, that drop sucked, but let's not act like he's been a liability this season.)

I am a McCluster detractor, but almost every receiver has made a huge drop at one time or other.

It happens.

KCUnited

11-03-2013, 01:36 PM

Hire Casey Anthony as a babysitter.

RealSNR

11-03-2013, 01:52 PM

let his play make people hurt Planetman's feelings

Reerun_KC

11-03-2013, 01:55 PM

Cause grown men to bleed fron thier vaginas.

Dexter #1 reason for male menstration in kansas city

jspchief

11-03-2013, 02:15 PM

nvm

Ragged Robin

11-03-2013, 02:25 PM

http://i.imgur.com/t8fzK5F.png

BlackHelicopters

11-03-2013, 02:27 PM

Catch a one yard dump off.

Easy 6

11-03-2013, 03:01 PM

I hate his guts today, but overall... he's made some damn fine plays this year, one just last week.

Hate today, love tomorrow.

Ultra Peanut

11-03-2013, 03:02 PM

be fun to watch sometimes?

Fairplay

11-03-2013, 03:03 PM

He can run

Shaid

11-03-2013, 03:07 PM

suck a fat dick

yep, that was my first thought. Catch the damn ball!

Sweet Daddy Hate

11-03-2013, 03:08 PM

Get more passes.

scho63

11-03-2013, 04:33 PM

...drop a wide open pass to change momentum. OOOPS!

OrtonsPiercedTaint

11-03-2013, 04:37 PM

Take a wicked hit after catching a punt(this week :) ).

Brock

11-03-2013, 04:39 PM

Oh, fuck this. The guy is having a good year. He fucked up once, bfd.

LoneWolf

11-03-2013, 04:40 PM

Hate fuck Knowmo's mother and then clean his dick off on Knowmo's forehead.

Cannibal

11-03-2013, 04:44 PM

http://static2.businessinsider.com/image/5276a46aecad043b3fbd825c/dexter-mccluster-drop.gif

Cannibal

11-03-2013, 04:45 PM

http://static3.businessinsider.com/image/5276a4746bb3f7103bbd8258/dexter-mccluster-slo-mo-drop.gif

Cannibal

11-03-2013, 04:46 PM

The path to endzone was WIDE OPEN.

Cannibal

11-03-2013, 04:47 PM

Completing that play for a TD would've helped our confidence on offense immensely.

Saccopoo

11-03-2013, 04:50 PM

Completing that play for a TD would've helped our confidence on offense immensely.

Sure it would have.

However, rest assured that the one guy that's probably more pissed about it than anyone around here is Dexter McCluster. You know he wants that one back with a passion. TD receptions don't come any easier than that.

Easy 6

11-03-2013, 04:51 PM

http://static3.businessinsider.com/image/5276a4746bb3f7103bbd8258/dexter-mccluster-slo-mo-drop.gif

GAHHHHHH

But i forgive him, he's had some great games recently and i fully expect a makeup game against dinver.

007

11-03-2013, 04:57 PM

I wanted to treat him like Fraz's fridge.

scho63

11-03-2013, 05:00 PM

I just saw this replay and there is NO ONE in front of him to the end zone. UGGHHH!

HoneyBadger

11-03-2013, 05:02 PM

Be dropped from my fantasy team?

Jk he's not on anyone's team.

Cannibal

11-03-2013, 05:02 PM

Sure it would have.

However, rest assured that the one guy that's probably more pissed about it than anyone around here is Dexter McCluster. You know he wants that one back with a passion. TD receptions don't come any easier than that.

I'm not bashing him. I think he's a decent player. I'd actually like to see them get him in space more often. I just wish he would have caught that ball. :)

Easy 6

11-03-2013, 05:04 PM

LoneWolf

11-03-2013, 05:47 PM

I wanted to treat him like Fraz's fridge.

You want to wake up in the middle of the night and eat leftovers out of him until you pass out on the floor in front of him?

MotherfuckerJones

11-03-2013, 05:48 PM

**** himself

notorious

11-03-2013, 05:49 PM

The path to endzone was WIDE OPEN.

He would have did his spin move and stepped out of bounds.

Cannibal

11-03-2013, 05:51 PM

You want to wake up in the middle of the night and eat leftovers out of him until you pass out on the floor in front of him?

LMAO

Deberg_1990

11-03-2013, 05:53 PM

He's a frustrating player for sure. For every good play he makes, he makes a bad one. He's actually been decent the past few weeks before today. He needs to be more consistent. But after 4 years, I guess he is who he is.
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Hammock Parties

11-03-2013, 06:02 PM

continue playing football at a medium pace

scho63

11-03-2013, 06:04 PM

http://static2.businessinsider.com/image/5276a46aecad043b3fbd825c/dexter-mccluster-drop.gif

That is so hard to watch. :facepalm:

There is NO ONE within 25 yards of him. TD looks pretty easy. There is no one in the picture!

Brock

11-03-2013, 06:09 PM

Deberg_1990

11-03-2013, 06:11 PM

Please point out the bad plays he's made this year.

The drop today when we needed a big play????

Brock

11-03-2013, 06:14 PM

The drop today when we needed a big play????

Yeah, that's what I figured. The guy has done nothing all year but catch everything thrown his way, but yeah, let's sum up his season with one drop today. Typical deberg, ya got nothing.

Deberg_1990

11-03-2013, 06:16 PM

Cannibal

11-03-2013, 06:18 PM

He was looking to turn it up field and score before he had the ball secured.

Brock

11-03-2013, 06:18 PM

Whatever dude..typical Brock! yea got nothing either

"He makes a bad play for every good one"

"Well...there was that one today" /retard

Cannibal

11-03-2013, 06:19 PM

"He makes a bad play for every good one"

"Well...there was that one today" /retard

LMAO

Deberg_1990

11-03-2013, 06:19 PM

"He makes a bad play for every good one"

"Well...there was that one today" /retard

You think I'm retarded? I'm pretty tame compared to most around here. Check my history.

Hammock Parties

11-03-2013, 06:21 PM

Yeah, that's what I figured. The guy has done nothing all year but catch everything thrown his way, but yeah, let's sum up his season with one drop today. Typical deberg, ya got nothing.

Actually he had 3 dropped passes coming into today. I believe he had two more today.

Five drops in 9 games is a lot for a guy who is probably going to contribute about 450 yards of offense this year. I'm guessing he ends up with about 10 drops and 40 catches.

He's a pretty "meh" player and should be replaced with a playmaker at the slot position. He hasn't been as bad as he has in the past, but there's no reason we shouldn't look to upgrade.

Deberg_1990

11-03-2013, 06:24 PM

Actually he had 3 dropped passes coming into today. I believe he had two more today.

Five drops in 9 games is a lot for a guy who is probably going to contribute about 450 yards of offense this year. I'm guessing he ends up with about 10 drops and 40 catches.

He's a pretty "meh" player and should be replaced with a playmaker at the slot position. He hasn't been as bad as he has in the past, but there's no reason we shouldn't look to upgrade.

He's an ok player, and makes an occasional great play, but for the most part your right. His overall production is pretty meh or average.

Sweet Daddy Hate

11-03-2013, 09:10 PM

...occasionally contribute a big play unlike the jackass he's being scapegoated for?

http://images.wikia.com/jamesbond/images/2/25/Dr._Evil_(Austin_Powers).png

hitchief

11-03-2013, 09:16 PM

dunno yet, he is still building chemistry with Alex like the rest of the O. He has more than his share of drops but comes up big too so I give the more time. If by the end of the year he still has the butterfingers, we look to the draft but I'm guessing he progress just like I'm thinking the O as a unit does. Look, Bowe finally got involved so things can and are changing just not quite all on the same page at the same time yet. Still winning!

QuikSsurfer

11-03-2013, 09:46 PM

It sucks but I'm not worried about him.. The kid has great hands.
I just hope Alex can throw balls like that more often.

lcarus

11-03-2013, 09:50 PM

It sucks but I'm not worried about him.. The kid has great hands.
I just hope Alex can throw balls like that more often.

Probably why he dropped it. "Holy fucking SHIT Alex threw this on the money for once! FUCK!"

No, obviously he was worried about running with it just a hair too soon. Gotta secure that ball first Dex!

TimeForWasp

11-03-2013, 09:55 PM

The path to endzone was WIDE OPEN.

I'm sure his mind was already in the endzone , just forgot to catch it first.

Tribal Warfare

11-03-2013, 09:58 PM

can Work at McDonald's and still say he's playing for KC because he's sporting the team colors in the drive through window.

LiveSteam

11-03-2013, 09:58 PM

not ride on the Mamba because he doesn't meet the minimum height requirements

LMAO

lcarus

11-03-2013, 10:04 PM

Dexter is gonna make a HUGE play and PUT THE HAMMER DOWN against Denver to win the game and I'm gonna tell you all to lick on Dexter's chocolate salty bawls.

Sweet Daddy Hate

11-03-2013, 10:20 PM

It sucks but I'm not worried about him.. The kid has great hands.
I just hope Alex can throw balls like that more often.

Did anyone notice that Dex was COUNTRY MILE WIDE-OPEN on that pass?

Brave, brave Sir Alex.

Iowanian

11-03-2013, 10:21 PM

Dexter can dip his dreads in water and freeze them....so he can F all of the mothers of Denver players at the same time.

l4z4rd

11-03-2013, 10:28 PM

Did anyone notice that Dex was COUNTRY MILE WIDE-OPEN on that pass?

Brave, brave Sir Alex.

So Smith should avoid open receivers and look to throw to covered targets.

Sweet Daddy Hate

11-03-2013, 10:56 PM

So Smith should avoid open receivers and look to throw to covered targets.

Yes Myrtle. That's EXACTLY the point.

:facepalm:

l4z4rd

11-03-2013, 11:00 PM

Yes Myrtle. That's EXACTLY the point.

:facepalm:

Keenum was throwing to a COUNTRY MILE WIDE-OPEN Johnson all night.

Sweet Daddy Hate

11-03-2013, 11:03 PM

Keenum was throwing to a COUNTRY MILE WIDE-OPEN Johnson all night.

I bet he did it more than once as well, right?

Strongside

11-03-2013, 11:11 PM

Dexter McCluster can creep the shit outta some white girls on Instagram.

Sweet Daddy Hate

11-03-2013, 11:15 PM

fill in for Lil' Wayne when he's had too much chronic and Cristal.

the Talking Can

11-04-2013, 05:42 AM

http://static2.businessinsider.com/image/5276a46aecad043b3fbd825c/dexter-mccluster-drop.gif

jesus that is painful to watch...

Eleazar

11-04-2013, 06:09 AM

He has contributed this year. He isn't a world beater but this is typical chiefs planet nonsense. Someone who has generally been doing their job makes a mistake and obviously they need to be cut, and possibly executed.

We dont accept mediocrity here in Kansas City!

Eleazar

11-04-2013, 06:12 AM

Keenum was throwing to a COUNTRY MILE WIDE-OPEN Johnson all night.

Life is easier for a QB when defensive linemen arent on top of you before you finish your drop, and when you have more than one guy who can get separation.