Andy's Health

[Dante84]

With 2 coaches going down, it kinda makes you look at the amount of stress that an NFL Head Coach deals with.

Our coach is arguably the least healthy coach in the league.

You see an example of someone making a serious change in Rex Ryan, and wonder, why not Andy?

The dude has the money for gastric bypass, and has access to the finest trainers in the business as well as all the equipment he could ever need.

I think it would be pretty cool to see Andy lose about 200 pounds and get himself healthy before he inevitably collapses one day from a heart attack.

[Fat Elvis]

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2234093/yumyumandy.gif

[Mr_Tomahawk]

The minute that fat bastard starts to diet is the moment he will start to have health problems.

Don't poke the Walrus.

[Dante84]

Exactly what I was thinking of when I typed this thread.

Dorsey, quit enabling him!

[tooge]

Love how he licks his lips before he even sees it. Pavlovs dog. Salivating at the mere scent of the food.

[Sassy Squatch]

Exactly what I was thinking of when I typed this thread.

Dorsey, quit enabling him!
WTF, asshole? Only one?

[Dante84]

No but seriously.

If he dies before we win a Super Bowl i will be fucking pissed.

[Otter]

You people are like old women that aren't happy unless they have something to worry and bitch about.

[SLAG]

I don't think we can just look at andy and know that he is very unhealthy

Sure hes a bit overweight but his cholesterol and other levels may check out just fine

Everyone is different

Lets just pray his colonoscopy go well

[Mr. Arrowhead]

no way Andy goes the Poe way and cuts BBQ out of his diet

[BlackHelicopters]

Other than morbid obesity, Andy may be in fine shape. Common sense tells otherwise. Hope he has a revelation before it is too late. Perhaps he has tried, or is trying, and we just don't know it.

[Predarat]

Hope he never collapses during a game in Cali, that could set off a damn earthquake.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Dorsey has some serious DDL going on in that gif.

Awesome.

[ChiefsCountry]

Reid has always been a big person. I don't know if him dropping a bunch of weight would really change his health a lot.

[Dante84]

I don't think we can just look at andy and know that he is very unhealthy

Ray Charles, everybody. :bravo:

[Dante84]

Reid has always been a big person. I don't know if him dropping a bunch of weight would really change his health a lot.

The guy is 400 pounds.

It would.

[Fat Elvis]

Reid has always been a big person. I don't know if him dropping a bunch of weight would really change his health a lot.


http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Andy-Reid-Was-On-Giant-13-Year-Old-Boy1.jpg

[Donger]

http://www.totalprosports.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Andy-Reid-Was-On-Giant-13-Year-Old-Boy1.jpg

How do we know that the kid on the right isn't a midget?

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

How do we know that the kid on the right isn't a midget?

He IS wearing "22"...

[Skyy God]

THESE THINGS COME IN THREES!!

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

THESE THINGS COME IN THREES!!

Shut your dirty whore mouth.

[chefsos]

Not worried about Reid. He's the kind of guy who will be attending funerals of the supposedly healthier people he knew, and downing a couple plates of whatever is there afterward.

[DTLB58]

It's a valid question, just realize what happen to Fox was no control of his. It's a genetic condition you are born with. I had the exact same condition and surgery in 2009.

[GOB]

I think Andy's genetic condition is he's predisposed to BBQ.

[Hammock Parties]

all he does is win eat win eat win eat win eat

[notorious]

Andy's DNA is BBQ.

FYP

[scho63]

The minute that fat bastard starts to diet is the moment he will start to have health problems.

Don't poke the Walrus.

LMAOLMAOLMAO

[lcarus]

Reid seems super damn composed on the outside. Who knows what is going on inside though. I'd like to see him shed some weight. Hope he coaches here for a long time. He'll feel a lot better as well, which can't hurt things as far as his coaching performance goes.

[Deberg_1990]

Our coach is arguably the least healthy coach in the league.

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And you know this how? Do you have access to his medical records? Evidently he's not the least healthy because he hasn't had a heart attack nor collapsed on the sidelines.

[lcarus]

Love how he licks his lips before he even sees it. Pavlovs dog. Salivating at the mere scent of the food.

That's a funny gif, but honestly I think everyone looks when someone sits down next to you with food. Just out of curiosity to see what they got.

Andy is like a big cute puppy that you can't help but toss him table scraps. I want him to have all the polish sausage and sandwiches his little heart desires. Wait I imagine his heart is dangerously large, but you get what I mean....

[lcarus]

And you know this how? Do you have access to his medical records? Evidently he's not the least healthy because he hasn't had a heart attack nor collapsed on the sidelines.

He did say arguably.

[Hammock Parties]

Love how he licks his lips before he even sees it. Pavlovs dog. Salivating at the mere scent of the food.

That GIF is reversed, so not really. But it's still funny as fuck.

[TIED5573]

If he IS the walfus shouldn't there be a kou kou kachou in there somewhere. ....

[Dante84]

And you know this how? Do you have access to his medical records? Evidently he's not the least healthy because he hasn't had a heart attack nor collapsed on the sidelines.

I'll give you two answers, and one of them is true.

1. Prior to starting this thread on Chiefsplanet, I commissioned a report from all 32 head coaches' physicians, circumventing all HIPAA laws in the process. We created a rating system that takes into account every known health factor and assigned each coach a score. It was then sent to the Mayo clinic for an independent evaluation. Upon confirmation that the list was supported by scientific fact, I logged in to Chiefsplanet.com and started this thread.

2. He's fucking morbidly obese.

[Lex Luthor]

I'll give you two answers, and one of them is true.

1. Prior to starting this thread on Chiefsplanet, I commissioned a report from all 32 head coaches' physicians, circumventing all HIPAA laws in the process. We created a rating system that takes into account every known health factor and assigned each coach a score. It was then sent to the Mayo clinic for an independent evaluation. Upon confirmation that the list was supported by scientific fact, I logged in to Chiefsplanet.com and started this thread.

2. He's ****ing morbidly obese.
You sound a lot like the bitch who gave notes to trick or treaters telling them that she wasn't going to give them candy because they were obese.

[Dante84]

You sound a lot like the bitch who gave notes to trick or treaters telling them that she wasn't going to give them candy because they were obese.

Hey if Andy's weight weren't a threat to a potential Chiefs dynasty, I'd say "eat up."

[Cannibal]

Reid is always noticeably out of breath and coughs a lot in his interviews.

[Pasta Little Brioni]

Oh, for fuck's sake.

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

The Japanese girl sumo fans think he's hot.

[Demonpenz]

He'll probably face a big test in that mile high air.

[stevieray]

OMGAndy!

Stairs!!!!!

....the horror of it all.

[Dave Lane]

http://assets.sbnation.com/assets/2234093/yumyumandy.gif

He's on a seafood diet.

When he sees food he eats it.

[griZZly64]

The thought has crossed my mind concerning Andy's health. He's carrying a lot of weight around @ 55. Would it really surprise anyone if he was taken out by a heart attack? For selfish reasons I hope he mixes in some exercise.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

He'll win us a SB then get an endorsement deal with whoever it was that got Marino skinny, then we'll never see a title again.