Dunta Robinson

[Mr_Tomahawk]

Wtf?

[Hammock Parties]

i got this one right

awww yeah

[Direckshun]

Sooooooooooo what happened.

Did Dunta get cut?

[Rausch]

http://www.comedytime.tv/blog/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/1FGbellyfat.gif

['Hamas' Jenkins]

It's spelled Cunta.

[ptlyon]

Brad is intrigued...

[Simply Red]

It's spelled ****a.




http://i.imgur.com/csZ6qqF.gif

[Simply Red]

It's funny how we all had forgotten about him.

[Hammock Parties]

It's funny how we all had forgotten about him.

Marcus Cooper is a great deodorant.

[Direckshun]

I'm still lost. For the record.

[Hammock Parties]

Mr. Tomahawk is just throwing me a bone.

[Simply Red]

I'm still lost. For the record.

I gather that OP is indicating we've heard his name mentioned almost none. So we wasted money on that guy, or something along those lines.

That's how I'm decoding this OP.

[ptlyon]

Mr. Tomahawk is just throwing me a bone.

Down your throat?

[Simply Red]

Mr. Tomahawk is just throwing me a bone.

GIF that shit homey! Dallas game right?

[jjchieffan]

i got this one right

awww yeah

Congratulations. Is this the first time? I can't remember any others.

[Mr_Tomahawk]

I gather that OP is indicating we've heard his name mentioned almost none. So we wasted money on that guy, or something along those lines.

That's how I'm decoding this OP.

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[TimBone]

He's the one they cut to activate Commings?

[Dunerdr]

He's the one they cut to activate Commings?

Anyone want to trade a head of hair that stays 5 yards behind the opponents reciever for a serviceable lineman?

[Simply Red]

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At ONCE!! Strike me w/ your rep stick!

[ILChief]

i got this one right

awww yeah

Congrats. How's sean smith?

[TimBone]

http://i.imgur.com/csZ6qqF.gif

I have no idea why, but this .gif fucking mesmerizes me. I watch it for minutes every time it's posted.

[Direckshun]

SR's got a million of those things.

I'm pretty sure I watch his "whomp there it is" gif a hundred times, too.

[TimBone]

SR's got a million of those things.

I'm pretty sure I watch his "whomp there it is" gif a hundred times, too.

A poet with the .gifs. Hootie must have hated him.

[Rausch]

I have no idea why, but this .gif ****ing mesmerizes me.

You know why...

[TimBone]

You know why...

LMAO Maybe I do.

[Simply Red]

LMAO Maybe I do.

Keg Of KC suggested this yesterday - that girl on the front is super hot. NSFW-> https://www.realdoll.com/ -

[-King-]

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Well yeah. Cooper is playing at a starter level so we don't need Dunta as much. I don't view that as a bad thing.

We did what we had to do signing Dunta. We didn't know we'd sign a UDFA that would turn out to be our best corner.

[Rausch]

Well yeah. Cooper is playing at a starter level so we don't need Dunta as much. I don't view that as a bad thing.

We did what we had to do signing Dunta. We didn't know we'd sign a UDFA that would turn out to be our best corner.

True, but you'd have to be blind to think Dunta could even be a respectable #2 when we signed him...

[-King-]

True, but you'd have to be blind to think Dunta could even be a respectable #2 when we signed him...

He wasn't signed to be a #2.

[Hammock Parties]

Congrats. How's sean smith?

Scared of Manning.

[Rausch]

He wasn't signed to be a #2.

Well he sure as fuck wasn't signed to cover the slot guy.

When we had an injury at CB he was next man up. We were dumb enough to expect him to be a plug-n-play guy on the outside...

[Mecca]

I bet he'd be a better FS than Lewis is.
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[-King-]

Well he sure as fuck wasn't signed to cover the slot guy.


:spock:

[Rausch]

:spock:

He was, in your mind?...

[Simply Red]

I bet he'd be a better FS than Lewis is.
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Lewis saved our ass last week, sorta.

But I think he was behind his man, doing so.LMAO

[-King-]

He was, in your mind?...

Yes. This was planned out from the very beginning. Thats why we got both him and Smith. Flowers and Smith outside. And Robinson on the slot.

[Rausch]

Yes. This was planned out from the very beginning. Thats why we got both him and Smith. Flowers and Smith outside. And Robinson on the slot.

That's a fucking horrible idea.

[-King-]

That's a fucking horrible idea.

Why?

[Simply Red]

Yes. This was planned out from the very beginning. Thats why we got both him and Smith. Flowers and Smith outside. And Robinson on the slot.

Dunta can't read though and he thought 'Slot' actually said 'Slut' - so he signed and has been up late on Saturday nights, if you know what I mean.

[-King-]

Robinson gets beat one play and he's the worst corner ever LMAO. He got beat deep just like all our other corners have been beat deep.

Robinson as your 4th best corner is a luxury all other 31 teams wish they had.

[Rausch]

Why?

How's that working out so far?...

[-King-]

How's that working out so far?...

There are almost 7 billion people on the planet. 0% of them predicted Marcus Cooper would turn out to be as good as he is.

So I still don't see what's wrong with the signing. We signed him not knowing we'd later get a UDFA that would be a rookie of the year contender.

[Simply Red]

even Falcons fans called him Cunta though.

[Rausch]

There are almost 7 billion people on the planet. 0% of them predicted Marcus Cooper would turn out to be as good as he is.

So I still don't see what's wrong with the signing. We signed him not knowing we'd later get a UDFA that would be a rookie of the year contender.

He's fucking slow and doesn't know he's fucking slow and plays slow.

You put THAT GUY on a slot WR?...

[-King-]

He's fucking slow and doesn't know he's fucking slow and plays slow.

You put THAT GUY on a slot WR?...

What? He barely plays now. How does he play slow? Which play are you talking about? You'd have to go back to the Giants game to find an example.

[Fat Elvis]

I bet he'd be a better FS than Lewis is.
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I bet you're right.

[Sandy Vagina]

I bet he'd be a better FS than Lewis is.
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Been suspecting this also. Dunta's better at keeping his eyes on plays in front of him and breaking to them. He still might suck, but as a CB, he can not turn and run with WRs off the line.

[Rausch]

What? He barely plays now. How does he play slow? Which play are you talking about? You'd have to go back to the Giants game to find an example.

It's why he was cut and ended up here.

And then got burned here in spot duty...

[-King-]

It's why he was cut and ended up here.

And then got burned here in spot duty...

He wasn't playing spot duty that game :spock: He started the Giants game.

[SAUTO]

I bet he'd be a better FS than Lewis is.
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Holy shit looky here...
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[Rausch]

He wasn't playing spot duty that game :spock: He started the Giants game.

Keep up.

He was cut (by the Falcons) because he lost a step and his game never recovered. He could hit, tackle, and knew his responsibilities but never truly adjusted to losing his legs.

THAT'S A FS IN THE MAKINGS.

We decided to put him in the next-man-up role at CB (on the outside.)

He ****ing sucked. HORRIBLY.

His days as a CB were done. Over. If we didn't want him as a FS there was no ****ing point in signing the guy...

[mcaj22]

wait you actually thought when they gave him 3 years 15 million it was to cover the SLOT?!?!? He can't cover anybody, anyone that follows NFL with a brain knew that last year.

[-King-]

Keep up.

He was cut (by the Falcons) because he lost a step and his game never recovered. He could hit, tackle, and knew his responsibilities but never truly adjusted to losing his legs.

THAT'S A FS IN THE MAKINGS.

We decided to put him in the next-man-up role at CB (on the outside.)

He ****ing sucked. HORRIBLY.

His days as a CB were done. Over. If we didn't want him as a FS there was no ****ing point in signing the guy...

WTF is that? No, we decided to make him a slot corner. It just so happened that Flowers was injured and he had to fill in. He went from having to cover Randle to covering Cruz. Of course he was going to struggle.

Btw, name one corner on the team that hasn't been horribly burned this season.

[Rausch]

WTF is that? No, we decided to make him a slot corner. It just so happened that Flowers was injured and he had to fill in. He went from having to cover Randle to covering Cruz. Of course he was going to struggle.

Which brings us to the point I just made that you disagreed with.

Look, you describe to me the type of athlete you want covering a slot WR...

[-King-]

wait you actually thought when they gave him 3 years 15 million it was to cover the SLOT?!?!? He can't cover anybody, anyone that follows NFL with a brain knew that last year.

You think he was supposed to be our #2?

Before free agency even started we knew we were getting Sean Smith. It was one of the worst kept secrets of 2013. Literally http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap1000000145739/article/vontae-davis-tweets-sean-smith-talking-to-kc-chiefs

[mcaj22]

i'd like a 30 year old that ripped off his hamstring and can barely run a 4.9 with 3 concussions covering slot WRs

[Rausch]

i'd like a 30 year old that ripped off his hamstring and can barely run a 4.9 with 3 concussions covering slot WRs

Thank you...

[-King-]

i'd like a 30 year old that ripped off his hamstring and can barely run a 4.9 with 3 concussions covering slot WRs

You guys act like every slot WR is Welker or Cruz. For the most part they're McCluster or worse.

[mcaj22]

players that line up in the slot arent just exclusive to midget WRs

you do understand that a lot of teams play big freakish athletic pass catching TEs (or a fast RB) in the slot too, that a slot CB, might have to cover.

[-King-]

players that line up in the slot arent just exclusive to midget WRs

you do understand that a lot of teams play big freakish athletic pass catching TEs (or a fast RB) in the slot too, that a slot CB, might have to cover.

A lot of teams? You mean like 5? And not that many teams put an RB in the slot either.

[mcaj22]

okay for comparison sake

hypothetically Dunta Robinson cannot cover

Broncos - Welker
Giants - Cruz
Chiefs - McCluster
Browns - Cameron/Bess
Saints - Graham/Sproles
Lions - Burelson/Bush
NE - Anyone of them
Green Bay - Randall Cobb
Colts - Wayne/Hilton
Titans - Kendall Wright
49ers - Boldin
Seahawks - Harvin
Ravens - Jacoby Jones/Ray Rice
Eagles - Shady McCoy/Maclin

he cant cover any of these guys and that's just half. Way more than "5"

[-King-]

okay for comparison sake

hypothetically Dunta Robinson cannot cover

Broncos - Welker
Giants - Cruz
Chiefs - McCluster
Browns - Cameron/Bess
Saints - Graham/Sproles
Lions - Burelson/Bush
NE - Anyone of them
Green Bay - Randall Cobb
Colts - Wayne/Hilton
Titans - Kendall Wright
49ers - Boldin
Seahawks - Harvin
Ravens - Jacoby Jones/Ray Rice
Eagles - Shady McCoy/Maclin

he cant cover any of these guys and that's just half. Way more than "5"
He wouldn't be asked to cover most of them and some of them aren't even slot players.

[lcarus]

He wouldn't be asked to cover most of them and some of them aren't even slot players.

Hey now, when CP decides a player is a totally worthless piece of trash, they'll defend that stance to the grave. You KNOW this by now. (Even though I think he's pretty shitty and it's not like he's gonna get better at this stage in his career..so I agree on this 'un)

[mcaj22]

He wouldn't be asked to cover most of them and some of them aren't even slot players.

all those guys line up in the slot at some point do you even watch NFL games? I am curious who on that list isn't a slot player in your opinion.

[ptlyon]

Slut? Wut?

Oh, sorry. Thought it was a slut thread.

[Sorter]

all those guys line up in the slot at some point do you even watch NFL games? I am curious who on that list isn't a slot player in your opinion.

You can add quite a few more as well, such as Jordy Nelson, Colston, Megatron, Bowe as players that get reps in the slot.

[CallMeSquidwad]

With Commings activated I think he will be just another coach on the sideline(which is pretty much his job already) We have been extremely fortunate ofcourse everyone and their mom knows what Cooper's done for us, but I feel the additions of Abdullah and Demps are never mentioned. Demps is solid in our sub package, and equally solid as a returner and Abdullah has allowed us to be more flexible with EB and B Flo than we ever have. Abdullah is a solid nickel and obviously the reason we are the team of destiny(obligatory Mecca mention) and both are key contributors on all 4 ST units...Thank you again Dorsey(**** you pioli)

[TEX]

Wtf?

Jerry Curl model maybe???