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scho63
11-06-2013, 06:53 PM
ROFLROFLROFL

I couldn't stop laughing reading this and no, it didn't happen in Florida!

http://espn.go.com/chicago/nfl/story/_/id/9936032/chicago-bears-fan-tasers-green-bay-packers-fan-wife

The Green Bay Packers' loss to the Chicago Bears was particularly painful for one Packers fan who was tasered by her husband, who is a Bears fan, to settle a bet after Monday's game.

John Grant, 42, of Tinley Park, Ill., told police that he and his wife made the wager as they watched the game at a bar in Mayville, Wis., but his wife told police that she didn't think her husband would follow through with it.

After the Bears beat the Packers 27-20, Grant and his wife, who police say had both been drinking, went outside to an alley next to the bar to smoke cigarettes. Grant tasered his wife twice in the buttocks while she filmed it with her cellphone camera.

Mayville police chief Christopher MacNeill said the woman was laughing during the first two taserings caught on video, but when Grant tasered her a third time in the thigh, this time not on video, she apparently considered that over the line. An argument ensued that led to the woman calling the police.

"You can't make this stuff up," MacNeill said. "It takes the rivalry to a whole new level."

MacNeill said at first the woman said Grant tasered her without her consent but after the officer viewed the cellphone video and saw her laughing, he determined that he did not have enough evidence to arrest Grant for battery. Grant was charged with felony possession of an electronic weapon.

Grant made his initial appearance in court Tuesday where they advised him of the charges, and he was given another court date that has not been released.

MacNeill, who has been tasered before as part of police training, said: "I don't think I would volunteer to be tasered if my team lost."

Simply Red
11-06-2013, 06:58 PM
how romantic.

KCUnited
11-06-2013, 06:59 PM
Hilarious.

Katipan
11-06-2013, 07:03 PM
Pussy.

vailpass
11-06-2013, 07:05 PM
Pussy.

He didn't taze that did he?

Psyko Tek
11-06-2013, 07:06 PM
either way he probably ain't getting any

vailpass
11-06-2013, 07:11 PM
Pussy.

By the way, hows the hottest Flip on CP doin' ?

TimBone
11-06-2013, 07:12 PM
Man, I just don't think I could taze my wife.

Nzoner
11-06-2013, 07:13 PM
Man, I just don't think I could taze my wife.

You must be a newlywed.

Al Bundy
11-06-2013, 07:14 PM
I bet he won't be PIIHB anytime soon.

Katipan
11-06-2013, 07:46 PM
By the way, hows the hottest Flip on CP doin' ?

I must be the only one still. ;) But I haven't been tasered lately so I can't complain.

Dave Lane
11-06-2013, 07:47 PM
Pussy.

Holy shit a Katipan sighting! Where the hell have you been?

Katipan
11-06-2013, 07:51 PM
Holy shit a Katipan sighting! Where the hell have you been?

Inching my way towards Kansas City. I went to the Texans game and yelled at a car load of drunk teenage girls.

Made me miss this place.

Dave Lane
11-06-2013, 07:54 PM
Inching my way towards Kansas City. I went to the Texans game and yelled at a car load of drunk teenage girls.

Made me miss this place.


Actually wouldn't that make you miss End?

SeeingRed
11-06-2013, 07:57 PM
ridiculous

jjjayb
11-06-2013, 08:08 PM
Grant was charged with felony possession of an electronic weapon.



Tasers are illegal?

CoMoChief
11-06-2013, 08:08 PM
Stupid wife

Hydrae
11-06-2013, 08:16 PM
Couldn't be charged with battery but they still charged him with possessing a battery.

TimBone
11-06-2013, 08:58 PM
Tasers are illegal?

For felons, I guess they are.

BigRichard
11-06-2013, 10:09 PM
The safe word is Packers.

Saccopoo
11-06-2013, 10:19 PM
http://images.sodahead.com/polls/003408839/030467282_dont_taze_me_bro_demotivational_pos_xlarge.jpeg

mikey23545
11-06-2013, 11:54 PM
By the way, hows the hottest Flip on CP doin' ?


What the hell does "flip" mean?

Rain Man
11-07-2013, 12:21 AM
Inching my way towards Kansas City. I went to the Texans game and yelled at a car load of drunk teenage girls.

Made me miss this place.


Whoa. I thought you were dead.

Rain Man
11-07-2013, 12:22 AM
Man, I just don't think I could taze my wife.

Some women consider a tazing to the nipple as foreplay.

Katipan
11-07-2013, 06:58 AM
Whoa. I thought you were dead.

Before the Chiefs win a playoff game? Not even God wants to hear that bitch. I did bury an ex psycho tho. That was fun.

BlackHelicopters
11-07-2013, 08:20 AM
Man, I just don't think I could taze my wife.

Amateur

Bwana
11-07-2013, 08:24 AM
Shocking!

Frosty
11-07-2013, 08:41 AM
What the hell does "flip" mean?

Filipino

I did bury an ex psycho tho. That was fun.

Anyone find the body yet?

Bwana
11-07-2013, 08:45 AM
Before the Chiefs win a playoff game? Not even God wants to hear that bitch. I did bury an ex psycho tho. That was fun.

It's alive! :thumb:

Katipan
11-07-2013, 08:49 AM
Really it means fucking little island people. Let a bunch of white men onto your island, trade them sex for bananas and that's what you get.

Least we didn't quit.

It's alive! :thumb:

Right back atcha babe.

tooge
11-07-2013, 08:49 AM
Does she do tazer?

Dayze
11-07-2013, 09:30 AM
should have made the be if she lost, he could glaze her.

much more satisfying I would imagine

BlackHelicopters
11-07-2013, 09:53 AM
should have made the be if she lost, he could glaze her.

much more satisfying I would imagine

Glazed donut?

Nzoner
11-07-2013, 11:45 AM
Really it means ****ing little island people. Let a bunch of white men onto your island, trade them sex for bananas and that's what you get.


Nice to have you back,hope you stay awhile,this place could use it.

Mr. Plow
11-07-2013, 11:54 AM
An oldie, but a goodie......



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Dayze
11-07-2013, 11:55 AM
HELP! I'm BEING REPRESSED! COME AND SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERRENT IN THE SYSTEM!!

http://writingishard.files.wordpress.com/2010/05/oppressed-monty-python-and-the-holy-grail-591149_1008_566.jpg

Dayze
11-07-2013, 11:57 AM
holy shit! is that were the "Don't Taze Me Bro" came from? LMAO

Mr. Plow
11-07-2013, 11:58 AM
holy shit! is that were the "Don't Taze Me Bro" came from? LMAO

:spock:

Dayze
11-07-2013, 11:59 AM
:spock:

well is it Mr. Smarty pants?
:harumph:

Mr. Plow
11-07-2013, 12:02 PM
well is it Mr. Smarty pants?
:harumph:

LMAO

Yes.

Rain Man
11-07-2013, 12:14 PM
Man, I just don't think I could taze my wife.


You're probably not tying the knots tight enough.

ChiTown
11-07-2013, 12:15 PM
You're probably not tying the knots tight enough.

LMAO

ptlyon
11-07-2013, 12:18 PM
Amateur

Newlywed

Katipan
11-07-2013, 12:31 PM
Nice to have you back,hope you stay awhile,this place could use it.

Aww thanks. :)

Can't ever stay away for too long. 10 years on CP is my longest relationship ever.

tooge
11-07-2013, 12:44 PM
Aww thanks. :)

Can't ever stay away for too long. 10 years on CP is my longest relationship ever.

Wow, where you been? glad ur back.