Cheap Chiefs gag gifts for coworkers

[DaFace]

I work in an office with a ton of Broncos fans, and I'm the only Chiefs fan around. In the event the Chiefs manage to beat the Broncos this year, I think I need to spread the Chiefs love around a bit, so I'm thinking of getting some sort of cheap gift to conveniently slip onto their desks.

Any great ideas?

[Simply Red]

Antifreeze

[DaFace]

I'll also mention just because it's relevant that a Google search for "Chiefs gag gift" results in this as the #1 result:

http://www.thegoofygiftshop.com/weenie_warmers_kansas_city_chiefs.php

The internet is a weird place.

[Rain Man]

I'll also mention just because it's relevant that a Google search for "Chiefs gag gift" results in this as the #1 result:

http://www.thegoofygiftshop.com/weenie_warmers_kansas_city_chiefs.php

The internet is a weird place.


That seems to be a winner. Do you just need something for the ladies now?

[DaFace]

That seems to be a winner. Do you just need something for the ladies now?

While I would be all for it, I suspect my new alien overlords wouldn't see the humor quite the way we do. :sulk:

[bevischief]

http://www.footballfanatics.com/NFL_Kansas_City_Chiefs/pricerange2/less_than_$10

http://shop.kcchiefs.com/catalog/product/Kansas_City_Chiefs_Medallion_Bead_Necklace

http://www.amazon.com/Kansas-Chiefs-Mardi-Party-Necklace/dp/B009HBUOEU

[DaFace]

http://www.footballfanatics.com/NFL_Kansas_City_Chiefs/pricerange2/less_than_$10

http://shop.kcchiefs.com/catalog/product/Kansas_City_Chiefs_Medallion_Bead_Necklace

http://www.amazon.com/Kansas-Chiefs-Mardi-Party-Necklace/dp/B009HBUOEU

Hmm...Christmas ornaments could be fun. I could even wrap them up so that they think I'm actually being generous before learning what it is...

[Rain Man]

While I would be all for it, I suspect my new alien overlords wouldn't see the humor quite the way we do. :sulk:

There's only one way to find out.

[007]

This is going to be a fun thread

[007]

Not really a gag but...

http://www.amazon.com/Kansas-Chiefs-Disposable-Black-5-Pack/dp/B001CWUMGM/ref=pd_sim_sbs_sg_3

[007]

http://www.amazon.com/Duck-240505-Kansas-Chiefs-1-88-Inch/dp/B008MI42K6/ref=pd_sim_sg_2

Something to clean that donkey scum out of their mouth with...

http://www.amazon.com/NFL-Kansas-City-Chiefs-Toothbrush/dp/B003L9MC2Q/ref=pd_sim_hi_5

[Just Passin' By]

I work in an office with a ton of Broncos fans, and I'm the only Chiefs fan around. In the event the Chiefs manage to beat the Broncos this year, I think I need to spread the Chiefs love around a bit, so I'm thinking of getting some sort of cheap gift to conveniently slip onto their desks.

Any great ideas?

Summonses for a harrassment lawsuit

[DaFace]

Not really a gag but...

http://www.amazon.com/Kansas-Chiefs-Disposable-Black-5-Pack/dp/B001CWUMGM/ref=pd_sim_sbs_sg_3

That's an option just because of they'd be so inconspicuous. I could throw pens in drawers all over the place so that they'd be discovered slowly over time.

[OrtonsPiercedTaint]

A blood orange with a tampon in it.

[Easy 6]

I still get my adult kids cheap little stocking stuffer toys from the dollar store for a laugh and something to goof around with for a little while that morning... little nerf ball shooters, little nerf style airplanes you shoot off a small gun, things like that.

A cheap, easy laugh.

[KCUnited]

Pregnancy tests.

[DaFace]

Not really a gag but...

http://www.amazon.com/Kansas-Chiefs-Disposable-Black-5-Pack/dp/B001CWUMGM/ref=pd_sim_sbs_sg_3

That one's almost a given. My manager (Broncos season ticket holder) has a roll of Broncos duct tape on her desk that she threatens me with from time to time. It would be pretty funny if it suddenly changed teams one day...

[007]

That's an option just because of they'd be so inconspicuous. I could throw pens in drawers all over the place so that they'd be discovered slowly over time.

:thumb:

[mike_b_284]

Not really a gag but...

http://www.amazon.com/Kansas-Chiefs-Disposable-Black-5-Pack/dp/B001CWUMGM/ref=pd_sim_sbs_sg_3

Would be funny to replace all of the pens in the office with these. trade 1 for 1 out of each desk and the supply closet. Might set you back a bit.

[mike_b_284]

That's an option just because of they'd be so inconspicuous. I could throw pens in drawers all over the place so that they'd be discovered slowly over time.

or this

[KChiefer]

Spencer's has fake poop in a box. You could give them the real deal for cheaper though.

[DaFace]

Would be funny to replace all of the pens in the office with these. trade 1 for 1 out of each desk and the supply closet. Might set you back a bit.

Yeah, I wish they were closer to the price of your bulk packs of pens you can get at office supply stores. I could probably spring for a pen or two per person (there are really only 5-10 who I interact with on a daily basis), but it'd be hilarious to have a couple hundred of them floating around.

[bevischief]

We got a guy at work and hid business cards all over cube he has been finding them for over a month now. We hid them everywhere in random pages in books, under his mouse pad, inside equipment bags, his jacket, had to be over a 100 cards. We also left some out in the open.

http://gotprint.net/g/showStaticPage.do?devicetype=c&page=500-business-cards.html&gclid=CLb72O2y1roCFYhcMgodxwYAkA

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

I work in an office with a ton of Broncos fans, and I'm the only Chiefs fan around. In the event the Chiefs manage to beat the Broncos this year, I think I need to spread the Chiefs love around a bit, so I'm thinking of getting some sort of cheap gift to conveniently slip onto their desks.

Any great ideas?

CP Bumper stickers.

[loochy]

Stick some bumper stickers on their desks

[bevischief]

I would go hiding business cards all over the office. You can get a least a 1000 for about $20.

[Fairplay]

I have a Denver Broncos Whoopee cushion.

The Big Ripper is 12 inches of flatulence fun.

[teedubya]

DaFace, you don't work for Rain Man anymore? Did he get tired of your shit, or what? :-P

[cdcox]

Get an office Broncos flag and embroider "*Violated the salary cap during their championship seasons" along the border and see how long it takes someone to notice.

[bevischief]

http://ssr-creations.ecrater.com/p/18553260/kansas-city-chiefs-heat-pressed

Chiefs toilet paper.

[Cannibal]

Antifreeze

:D One the better uses of the "antifreeze" gag I've seen in quite some time.

[Rain Man]

DaFace, you don't work for Rain Man anymore? Did he get tired of your shit, or what? :-P

He Hate Me.

[Rain Man]

Get an office Broncos flag and embroider "*Violated the salary cap during their championship seasons" along the border and see how long it takes someone to notice.

I guess I would've thought that they all had that border anyway.

[Rain Man]

DaFace, if you'd like I can create a one-page summary of my "Elway was a mediocre quarterback" thesis that you can laminate and put on everyone's desks.

[007]

He Hate Me.

XFL

http://l.yimg.com/a/p/sp/tools/med/2010/09/ipt/1284578079.jpg

[Baby Lee]

If you are DIY handy, maybe a Conehead doll with a Bronco's helmet and dislocated leg.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

That's an option just because of they'd be so inconspicuous. I could throw pens in drawers all over the place so that they'd be discovered slowly over time.

In an office, that is exactly what I would do. No less than 50 of them.

[Donger]

Perhaps some low cost Chiefs' gear (floormats maybe) and a Post It with: "It's Chiefs' country, actually..."

Or, just record a message and put it on their computers as the mail sound? Something like "10 and oh" to the cadence of the goofy "In-com-plete" Donkey chant.

[Rain Man]

XFL



Wait. You mean it's already been done?

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Perhaps some low cost Chiefs' gear (floormats maybe) and a Post It with: "It's Chiefs' country, actually..."

Or, just record a message and put it on their computers as the mail sound? Something like "10 and oh" to the cadence of the goofy "In-com-plete" Donkey chant.

Do Mitch's call "TOUCHDOOOOOOOOOOWN!! KAANSAS CITY!"

[DaFace]

DaFace, if you'd like I can create a one-page summary of my "Elway was a mediocre quarterback" thesis that you can laminate and put on everyone's desks.

If by some chance we end up meeting the Broncos in the playoffs, I may hit you up for that one.

[DaFace]

http://ssr-creations.ecrater.com/p/18553260/kansas-city-chiefs-heat-pressed

Chiefs toilet paper.

While a good idea, that clearly lends itself to a variety of retaliatory jokes about what they would do with said toilet paper.

I'd could go the Broncos route, but then I think the joke would be lost.

[DaFace]

In an office, that is exactly what I would do. No less than 50 of them.

That's what I'm leaning toward. Not sure if it's worth $50, but I could definitely go for 20 of them or so.

[Bwana]

There are not many Chief fans around here and a bunch of Donk fans. I always keep a stack of Chief bumper stickers in the rig and redistribute them as needed. :evil:

[DaFace]

There are not many Chief fans around here and a bunch of Donk fans. I always keep a stack of Chief bumper stickers in the rig and redistribute them as needed. :evil:

They need to make bumpers stickers that come off with no residue. It would be friggen hilarious to put bumper stickers on their cars, but I'm not that vindictive to do it with the usual permanent ones.

[Baby Lee]

Perhaps some low cost Chiefs' gear (floormats maybe) and a Post It with: "It's Chiefs' country, actually..."

Or, just record a message and put it on their computers as the mail sound? Something like "10 and oh" to the cadence of the goofy "In-com-plete" Donkey chant.

Do Mitch's call "TOUCHDOOOOOOOOOOWN!! KAANSAS CITY!"

Make it their login sound, then record them doing so and e-mail them a followup video of their response for posterity.

clickety-click-click [enter]

"TOUCHDOOOOOOOOOOWN!! KAANSAS CITY!"
"Tha Fuhhhh?!?!?"


ROFL ROFL

[Baby Lee]

They need to make bumpers stickers that come off with no residue. It would be friggen hilarious to put bumper stickers on their cars, but I'm not that vindictive to do it with the usual permanent ones.

http://www.everydaynodaysoff.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Girl-Rifle-ICP-Insane-Clown-Posse-Magnets.jpg

[DaFace]

Make it their login sound, then record them doing so and e-mail them a followup video of their response for posterity.

clickety-click-click [enter]

"TOUCHDOOOOOOOOOOWN!! KAANSAS CITY!"
"Tha Fuhhhh?!?!?"


ROFL ROFL

That won't be my FIRST volley into the opposition, but you can bet I'll be keeping this thread in mind for reference in the future. :evil:

[DaFace]

http://www.everydaynodaysoff.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/Girl-Rifle-ICP-Insane-Clown-Posse-Magnets.jpg

Oh shit! I just remembered my manager drives a Chiefs-red Bug. It would be WAY too perfect...

[Bwana]

They need to make bumpers stickers that come off with no residue. It would be friggen hilarious to put bumper stickers on their cars, but I'm not that vindictive to do it with the usual permanent ones.

You can get the window clings in bulk which can also be put on metal or plastic. I use the hard core sticky ones, but I hear where you're coming from.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=261256011571&item=261256011571&lgeo=1&vectorid=229466#ht_1855wt_1007

[Bwana]

Here is a nice abuse bulk kit. :)

http://www.ebay.com/itm/KANSAS-CITY-CHIEFS-NFL-12-PENCILS-5-STICKERS-DECK-OF-CARDS-KEY-CHAIN-NEW-/141105060680?pt=US_Football_Fan_Shop&hash=item20da845b48#ht_1865wt_1007

[Mr. Flopnuts]

You can get the window clings in bulk which can also be put on metal or plastic. I use the hard core sticky ones, but I hear where you're coming from.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=261256011571&item=261256011571&lgeo=1&vectorid=229466#ht_1855wt_1007

Boom!

[DaFace]

You can get the window clings in bulk which can also be put on metal or plastic. I use the hard core sticky ones, but I hear where you're coming from.

http://www.ebay.com/itm/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=261256011571&item=261256011571&lgeo=1&vectorid=229466#ht_1855wt_1007

http://replygif.net/i/163.gif

[CrazyPhuD]

How about a football themed cake with the endzones painted chiefs and the final score on it? Leave it anonymously in the break room? Especially if you get the cake from a high end place that everyone would love to eat!

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

How about a football themed cake with the endzones painted chiefs and the final score on it? Leave it anonymously in the break room?

Oh! I like it.

"Let them eat cake".

[CrazyPhuD]

Oh! I like it.

"Let them eat cake".

Maybe you can find a little broken #18 player to leave on the 'field'.

[DaFace]

Maybe you can find a little broken #18 player to leave on the 'field'.

ROFL...that would be awesome.

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Maybe you can find a little broken #18 player to leave on the 'field'.

ROFL

Neck hanging on by a thin thread of plastic!

[MOhillbilly]

http://www.gagworks.com/Gift-Turd-Box-1441-0X.aspx

[wazu]

DaFace, if you'd like I can create a one-page summary of my "Elway was a mediocre quarterback" thesis that you can laminate and put on everyone's desks.

WOAH! Can I have a copy as well, please?

[TLO]

Do some computer magic and have this gif et as their screen saver/ playing on their home screen at all times.

http://i.imgur.com/LlyGVG0.gif

[007]

Do some computer magic and have this gif et as their screen saver/ playing on their home screen at all times.

http://i.imgur.com/LlyGVG0.gif

That would be

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/3447884/guinness-brilliant-o.gif

BRILLIANT

[TLO]

That would be

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/3447884/guinness-brilliant-o.gif

BRILLIANT

I love that gif. I laugh no matter how many times I've seen it.

[Buehler445]

Do some computer magic and have this gif et as their screen saver/ playing on their home screen at all times.

http://i.imgur.com/LlyGVG0.gif

Jesus God.

DaFace can probably get this done. He will officially win the internet if he manages this.

[Fat Elvis]

You could go all Pioli on them and leave a bunch of gum wrappers laying around....

[HoneyBadger]

A KC Super Bowl trophy.

[mdchiefsfan]

Do Mitch's call "TOUCHDOOOOOOOOOOWN!! KAANSAS CITY!"

Make that a text tone or ringtone

[bevischief]

I still say random business cards everywhere.

[scho63]

That one's almost a given. My manager (Broncos season ticket holder) has a roll of Broncos duct tape on her desk that she threatens me with from time to time. It would be pretty funny if it suddenly changed teams one day...

I would buy the duct tape for yourself and have small pieces show up everywhere; on boxes being shipped, on people's desks area or computers, on the fridge in the lunch room, on an exit door.

That's a slow torment :D