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SPchief
11-10-2013, 06:26 PM
Lets do this shit

Pablo
11-10-2013, 06:28 PM
FUCK THE BRONCOS.

Strongside
11-10-2013, 06:29 PM
FUCKING RAGE IS THROUGH THE ROOF. KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL

http://weknowgifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/mexican-soccer-coach-super-saiyan-gif.gif

Mr. Arrowhead
11-10-2013, 06:30 PM
Lets finish Peytons gimpy ass off!!!!

BlackHelicopters
11-10-2013, 06:30 PM
Massive stab wounds.

OrtonsPiercedTaint
11-10-2013, 06:31 PM
Send McCluster on every Denver down to bite at Peyton's cankles.

RealSNR
11-10-2013, 06:31 PM
Uh, this week doesn't belong to the Broncos. This is Chiefs Planet. If anything, it's OUR week.

TLO
11-10-2013, 06:32 PM
http://i.imgur.com/LlyGVG0.gif

Strongside
11-10-2013, 06:33 PM
http://i.imgur.com/LlyGVG0.gif

REP for using my gif.

Cephalic Trauma
11-10-2013, 06:33 PM
Who's Bronco and why does he own a week?

007
11-10-2013, 06:33 PM
Dumbass. It's Donkey week.

Hammock Parties
11-10-2013, 06:34 PM
http://i.imgur.com/3gNNEbe.gif

siberian khatru
11-10-2013, 06:35 PM
Uh, this week doesn't belong to the Broncos. This is Chiefs Planet. If anything, it's OUR week.

<img style="-webkit-user-select: none" src="http://www.admavericks.com/wp-content/uploads/royals_our_time.jpg">

ShowtimeSBMVP
11-10-2013, 06:35 PM
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PRIEST
11-10-2013, 06:36 PM
Dumbass. It's Donkey week.






This ;)

007
11-10-2013, 06:37 PM
http://i.imgur.com/3gNNEbe.gif

Damn that was quick!!!! NICE

Cephalic Trauma
11-10-2013, 06:37 PM
Uh, this week doesn't belong to the Broncos. This is Chiefs Planet. If anything, it's OUR week.

Damn it. Didn't see this.

Hammock Parties
11-10-2013, 06:37 PM
http://i.imgur.com/yDs4Ne4.gif

007
11-10-2013, 06:38 PM
Somebody FIX the OP title.

Coach
11-10-2013, 06:38 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/SwedeCarlson/Football/manning-1.jpg (http://smg.photobucket.com/user/SwedeCarlson/media/Football/manning-1.jpg.html)

Hammock Parties
11-10-2013, 06:39 PM
in denver, no one can hear you scream

http://i.imgur.com/84hRJAF.jpg

SPchief
11-10-2013, 06:39 PM
Thread title updaded

Pablo
11-10-2013, 06:41 PM
Thread title updadedBetter that than upmomed.

Chiefs Pantalones
11-10-2013, 06:41 PM
Our defense smells blood in the water. Finish him.

Ace Gunner
11-10-2013, 06:42 PM
http://img.gawkerassets.com/img/18dwg2zejgjz4gif/ku-xlarge.gif

Coach
11-10-2013, 06:42 PM
<img style="-webkit-user-select: none" src="http://www.admavericks.com/wp-content/uploads/royals_our_time.jpg">

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-Cd1xvOj4ml8/TxVuO9cOoZI/AAAAAAAAQJA/-95EiNanr94/s800/wasteofourtimeroyals.jpg

007
11-10-2013, 06:42 PM
Thread title updaded

:thumb:

Coach
11-10-2013, 06:44 PM
Couple of old ones, but still applies.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/SwedeCarlson/Football/Smack/hellokitty.jpg (http://smg.photobucket.com/user/SwedeCarlson/media/Football/Smack/hellokitty.jpg.html)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/SwedeCarlson/Football/Smack/jakedouche.gif (http://smg.photobucket.com/user/SwedeCarlson/media/Football/Smack/jakedouche.gif.html)

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v39/SwedeCarlson/Football/Smack/contract.gif (http://smg.photobucket.com/user/SwedeCarlson/media/Football/Smack/contract.gif.html)

Sweet Daddy Hate
11-10-2013, 06:47 PM
Lets finish Peytons gimpy ass off!!!!

This. It's time to retire that motherfucker. In his OWN house.

MMXcalibur
11-10-2013, 06:48 PM
Will be in attendance for this one.
The last two times I was went to a KC/DEN game at Pile High, I left embarrassed. Third time's a charm, right?

Sweet Daddy Hate
11-10-2013, 06:50 PM
Will be in attendance for this one.
The last two times I was went to a KC/DEN game at Pile High, I left embarrassed. Third time's a charm, right?

The third time, you'll be running from irate Donkey fans because we are going to RETIRE that motherfucker.

In his OWN house.

HonestChieffan
11-10-2013, 06:50 PM
Fuck Denver

CrazyPhuD
11-10-2013, 06:52 PM
Who's going to start the 'official' Colquitt vs Colquitt game thread? :D

ShowtimeSBMVP
11-10-2013, 06:52 PM
Brandon Spano ‏@BrandonSpano 1m
Vegas opens week 11 with Denver -8.5 against KC.

007
11-10-2013, 06:53 PM
Brandon Spano ‏@BrandonSpano 1m
Vegas opens week 11 with Denver -8.5 against KC.

Works for me.

OrtonsPiercedTaint
11-10-2013, 06:55 PM
Rocky Mountain Cry
in Colorado/John Denver's corpse

MotherfuckerJones
11-10-2013, 06:58 PM
Buck the Froncos

Strongside
11-10-2013, 06:58 PM
http://dudelol.com/img/horse-falls-on-exercise-ball.gif

http://gifs.gifbin.com/012012/1327341712_horse_front_flip.gif

http://img.pandawhale.com/84293-beating-dead-horse-gif-Imgur-bqCR.gif

007
11-10-2013, 07:04 PM
http://dudelol.com/img/horse-falls-on-exercise-ball.gif

http://gifs.gifbin.com/012012/1327341712_horse_front_flip.gif

http://img.pandawhale.com/84293-beating-dead-horse-gif-Imgur-bqCR.gif

That second one ROFL

SAUTO
11-10-2013, 07:13 PM
I really hope we win.
Posted via Mobile Device

Strongside
11-10-2013, 07:14 PM
I really hope we win.
Posted via Mobile Device

Prayers sent.

-King-
11-10-2013, 07:14 PM
I really hope we win.
Posted via Mobile Device

Groundbreaking.

RINGLEADER
11-10-2013, 07:17 PM
Just announced Manning is having an MRI tomorrow.

tk13
11-10-2013, 07:19 PM
It'd have to be pretty serious for Manning not to play. I wonder what's bothering him so much he needs to have an MRI.

stevieray
11-10-2013, 07:20 PM
six LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG Days...

this game can't get here quick enough!

RINGLEADER
11-10-2013, 07:21 PM
It'd have to be pretty serious for Manning not to play. I wonder what's bothering him so much he needs to have an MRI.

Hairline fracture of vagina?

Strongside
11-10-2013, 07:21 PM
It'd have to be pretty serious for Manning not to play. I wonder what's bothering him so much he needs to have an MRI.

ACL. His knee bent inward on that hit. He got up and went back down.

That said, if the MRI is positive, they'll still have time for Papa John's to donate the cash to have a bionic leg installed. He's more machine than man now, really.

King_Chief_Fan
11-10-2013, 07:43 PM
Donkey week? I wondered what that stench is

MahiMike
11-10-2013, 07:54 PM
http://i.imgur.com/3gNNEbe.gif

Damn, that forehead damaged that field there.

Hammock Parties
11-10-2013, 08:53 PM
this is a war gentlemen

http://i.imgur.com/1OonMfF.jpg

Sweet Daddy Hate
11-10-2013, 08:56 PM
God, Donk fans are so gay.

Sweet Daddy Hate
11-10-2013, 08:57 PM
Damn, that forehead damaged that field there.

That was quality, high-velocity smacking of head to turf.

Impressive.

Most impressive.

ThatRaceCardGuy
11-10-2013, 08:58 PM
Gimp Neck crying about the refs not protecting him..he will go down.

Hammock Parties
11-10-2013, 09:05 PM
http://i.imgur.com/zWLQL8I.gif

ReynardMuldrake
11-10-2013, 10:19 PM
Cowboys are getting spanked by the Saints right now. If the Saints win, the Broncos will again be WINLESS against teams with a winning record.

Strongside
11-10-2013, 10:21 PM
this is a war gentlemen

http://i.imgur.com/1OonMfF.jpg

I got Cigar Chief's back. And no one that weighs 145 lbs is fucking with Cigar Chief on my watch.

KChiefer
11-10-2013, 10:34 PM
So I was just looking up the point spread and came upon this post on ESPN. Holy Horses! Rainman, this is why you need to be taxed to oblivion to fund schools.

"Ernestine Garcia · Top Commenter · West Mesa High School
Denver is'nt even trying to peak yet we got a run game we got pass rusher's we got Secial teams witch one the best my I add & they know what we got on are offence we got game on all 3 faze's of the ball lets do this"

http://espn.go.com/blog/afcwest/post/_/id/62410/this-stat-gives-chiefs-hope-vs-broncos

AussieChiefsFan
11-10-2013, 11:28 PM
From Facebook.

Game Time Forecast (Subject to Change) low 30s and 60% chance of snow showers through the evening/night into the morning.

Psyko Tek
11-10-2013, 11:40 PM
It'd have to be pretty serious for Manning not to play. I wonder what's bothering him so much he needs to have an MRI.

Hali, Poe, Houston, DJ, Berry, Cooper... etc

tk13
11-10-2013, 11:41 PM
Yeah bit early for that. The weather in Denver can change on a whim. Weather.com says highs in the 50s and lows in the 20s Sunday. Says 60% chance of snow the following Monday... but nothing on Sunday. Long way off though.

Cephalic Trauma
11-10-2013, 11:50 PM
145 lbs? What is he, a drummer in an emo band or some shit?
http://isitcreepy.files.wordpress.com/2010/02/brian-emo-0111.jpg

"Bring it on, Cigar man. My apathy will allow me to outlast you in a brutal cagefight."

TOUCHDOWN!!! KC
11-11-2013, 06:50 AM
Hee Haw... it's Donkey's week.... Hee Haw

Wallcrawler
11-11-2013, 06:54 AM
http://i.qkme.me/3u7yvb.jpg

warrior
11-11-2013, 06:54 AM
Lets finish Peytons gimpy ass off!!!!




This ------didn't get far in the thread

warrior
11-11-2013, 06:57 AM
It'd have to be pretty serious for Manning not to play. I wonder what's bothering him so much he needs to have an MRI.





The Chiefs defense :D

Pasta Little Brioni
11-11-2013, 08:26 AM
End Neckbone

bevischief
11-11-2013, 08:29 AM
Pain!!!!!!!!!!

Broncofan7
11-11-2013, 08:57 AM
Donkey week? I wondered what that stench is

That stench is the smell from the vapor trail that the Thomas boys, Decker and Welker are about to leave on your secondary....Brock Osweiler has this!

Pasta Little Brioni
11-11-2013, 08:58 AM
Sweet, another mult!

Broncofan7
11-11-2013, 09:06 AM
4 teams in the AFC that are better than KC: Denver, New England, Cincy and SAN DIEGO. tick tock tick tock.....

Mile High Mania
11-11-2013, 09:08 AM
Sweet... looks like a lot of noobs will be dropping by with very little to offer. Can't wait.

ILChief
11-11-2013, 09:50 AM
http://youtu.be/fjbbuf1VWEw

Nsfw language

warrior
11-11-2013, 10:04 AM
That stench is the smell from the vapor trail that the Thomas boys, Decker and Welker are about to leave on your secondary....Brock Osweiler has this!




Nope sorry just Thomas boys shitten their pants.

Sweet Daddy Hate
11-11-2013, 10:04 AM
Sweet, another mult!

You can always tell the mults. They speak with a small modicum of structure and intelligence whereas the true Donkey speaks like the after affects of too much shitty Coors beer, combined with several baseball bats to the head over the course of their lives.

warrior
11-11-2013, 10:07 AM
You can always tell the mults. They speak with a small modicum of structure and intelligence whereas the true Donkey speaks like the after affects of too much shitty Coors beer, combined with several baseball bats to the head over the course of their lives.




Please don't call coors - beer.

Sweet Daddy Hate
11-11-2013, 10:16 AM
Please don't call coors - beer.

Exactly.

Mr. Arrowhead
11-11-2013, 10:22 AM
Broncos fans on twitter are claiming a 4-5 Charger team is better than a 9-0 Chiefs team LMAO

Dayze
11-11-2013, 10:30 AM
4 teams in the AFC that are better than KC: Denver, New England, Cincy and SAN DIEGO. tick tock tick tock.....

http://media.lockerdome.com/uploads/f9187d803ee9d6653e5aa137433bc987_large

King_Chief_Fan
11-11-2013, 10:35 AM
http://media.lockerdome.com/uploads/f9187d803ee9d6653e5aa137433bc987_large:LOL:

big nasty kcnut
11-11-2013, 10:42 AM
Oh please dungver fans enlighten me.

ModSocks
11-11-2013, 10:54 AM
My hate for the Donkeys grows by the hour.

Can you believe my wife tried to watch that stupid Eric Decker show on "E"?

How dare she put that trash on my television. In my ROOM. I turned the T.V off and told her that there will be no Donkey smut on any T.V's in this house, and if she goes to another room to watch it, I'll turn it off there too. She got all pissed off at me, but i don't give a fuck.

Donkey smut in a Chiefs household is simply unacceptable.

Mav
11-11-2013, 11:03 AM
The BENGALS?

Yeah, alright.

Put down the drugs......

The Bengals, of the 6-4, half game lead over the BROWNS who are on their 3rd qb?

Cool.

Ill have whatever he is having.

Indy was better, until wayne got hurt.

Andrew Luck trusts no one except Hilton on that team right now.

Sweet Daddy Hate
11-11-2013, 11:15 AM
My hate for the Donkeys grows by the hour.

Can you believe my wife tried to watch that stupid Eric Decker show on "E"?

How dare she put that trash on my television. In my ROOM. I turned the T.V off and told her that there will be no Donkey smut on any T.V's in this house, and if she goes to another room to watch it, I'll turn it off there too. She got all pissed off at me, but i don't give a fuck.

Donkey smut in a Chiefs household is simply unacceptable.

Top man!

Strongside
11-11-2013, 11:23 AM
When we win this game I'm fucking rioting. I'm going to the Ghetto and flipping cars over on Colorado Street.

BURN THIS MOTHER DOWN.

Strongside
11-11-2013, 11:25 AM
My hate for the Donkeys grows by the hour.

Can you believe my wife tried to watch that stupid Eric Decker show on "E"?

How dare she put that trash on my television. In my ROOM. I turned the T.V off and told her that there will be no Donkey smut on any T.V's in this house, and if she goes to another room to watch it, I'll turn it off there too. She got all pissed off at me, but i don't give a ****.

Donkey smut in a Chiefs household is simply unacceptable.

My girlfriend tried to watch that shit as well. Now I'm single and facing capital murder charges.


Just kidding, we're happily engaged. But I told her to turn it or leave.

notorious
11-11-2013, 11:29 AM
Oh, Fuck.


You guys are telling me that there is a show that:

1. Is a reality show

2. Has a punk-bitch cock-swilling piece of shit

3. Includes a Donk WR that bitches about PI on every play, including running plays

If my wife watches this show, I am serving her papers. For the love of Christ.

Strongside
11-11-2013, 11:33 AM
Oh, ****.


You guys are telling me that there is a show that:

1. Is a reality show

2. Has a punk-bitch cock-swilling piece of shit

3. Includes a Donk WR that bitches about PI on every play, including running plays

If my wife watches this show, I am serving her papers. For the love of Christ.

It exists, my friend...and it is the stuff of nightmares. His dumb bitch of a wife will be in the kitchen cooking Horse stew or laying out a plate of sugar cubes and Decker will prance into the kitchen with no shirt on and say something like "Honeeeey, have you seen my gloves? You know, the padded ones...so that I don't hurt my hands while I'm running pick plays? Peyton is gonna be super angry with me if I can't find them. (Camera zooms in on his teary eyes) What should I do!?" Laugh track cues and mariachi music begins to play as the show cuts to commercial.

MotherfuckerJones
11-11-2013, 11:36 AM
4 teams in the AFC that are better than KC: Denver, New England, Cincy and SAN DIEGO. tick tock tick tock.....

ROFL SD and Cincy certainly are not

Sweet Daddy Hate
11-11-2013, 11:49 AM
It exists, my friend...and it is the stuff of nightmares. His dumb bitch of a wife will be in the kitchen cooking Horse stew or laying out a plate of sugar cubes and Decker will prance into the kitchen with no shirt on and say something like "Honeeeey, have you seen my gloves? You know, the padded ones...so that I don't hurt my hands while I'm running pick plays? Peyton is gonna be super angry with me if I can't find them. (Camera zooms in on his teary eyes) What should I do!?" Laugh track cues and mariachi music begins to play as the show cuts to commercial.

LMAO

GoChargers
11-11-2013, 11:53 AM
4 teams in the AFC that are better than KC: Denver, New England, Cincy and SAN DIEGO. tick tock tick tock.....

You're a fucking idiot. Even considering the Alice Smiff factor, the Chargers are a putrid excuse for a team and definitely not better than the Chiefs.

Just because the Donks somehow allowed such a shitty team to keep it close does not mean they're better than KC.

Strongside
11-11-2013, 11:54 AM
4 teams in the AFC that are better than KC: Denver, New England, Cincy and SAN DIEGO. tick tock tick tock.....

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FringeNC
11-11-2013, 12:00 PM
Sunday's aftermath:

Hammock Parties
11-11-2013, 12:04 PM
ROFL SD and Cincy certainly are not

Cincy is. They have the best combination of offense and defense in the AFC.

jspchief
11-11-2013, 12:07 PM
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/55899697/Swole+Patrol+deadhorse.jpg

saphojunkie
11-11-2013, 12:18 PM
Cincy is. They have the best combination of offense and defense in the AFC.

Cincy is the most complete team in the AFC by far, and probably second behind Seattle. Losing Geno Atkins hurts, though.

Mav
11-11-2013, 12:19 PM
Cincy is. They have the best combination of offense and defense in the AFC.

No. They don't. Especially losing Geno Atkins. Huge loss for them.

Their qb is no better than Alex Smith.

3 more INTS yesterday.

Mav
11-11-2013, 12:21 PM
You're a ****ing idiot. Even considering the Alice Smiff factor, the Chargers are a putrid excuse for a team and definitely not better than the Chiefs.

Just because the Donks somehow allowed such a shitty team to keep it close does not mean they're better than KC.

that boy Keenan Allen, from GREENSBORO NORTH CAROLINA, is a straight BEAST though.

saphojunkie
11-11-2013, 12:22 PM
No. They don't. Especially losing Geno Atkins. Huge loss for them.

Their qb is no better than Alex Smith.

3 more INTS yesterday.

Yeah, but Giovani, Marvin Jones, AJ Green, great tight ends - they have playmakers on offense.

I don't think that team has any holes, except now at NT. But just a good roster, top to bottom.

GoChargers
11-11-2013, 12:24 PM
Cincy is. They have the best combination of offense and defense in the AFC.

If that team had a real elite quarterback instead of Dalton (who is too maddeningly inconsistent to be elite), and a real coach instead of Marvin Lewis, they'd be scary.

Mav
11-11-2013, 12:25 PM
Yeah, but Giovani, Marvin Jones, AJ Green, great tight ends - they have playmakers on offense.

I don't think that team has any holes, except now at NT. But just a good roster, top to bottom.

I know. The browns fan in me refuses to accept it. ask me again on Monday after the browns get fisted in cinci this weekend.


lol.

No respect until then.

Mav
11-11-2013, 12:25 PM
If that team had a real elite quarterback instead of Dalton (who is too maddeningly inconsistent to be elite), and a real coach instead of Marvin Lewis, they'd be scary.

there it is.

Nicely done sir.

Broncofan7
11-11-2013, 01:11 PM
Please don't call coors - beer.

See, I can find common ground with "CHEF" fans......

Sweet Daddy Hate
11-11-2013, 01:14 PM
See, I can find common ground with "CHEF" fans......

You are one gay donkey.:shake:

Broncofan7
11-11-2013, 01:14 PM
ROFL SD and Cincy certainly are not

San Diego will score 25+ on you guys in Qualcom (so you know what THAT means) and you'll manage a split with them by wining in NARROWhead....Denver is sweeping you.

Broncofan7
11-11-2013, 01:15 PM
You are one gay donkey.:shake:

Coors is AWFUL. Just like your team's passing game. It's true.

Pasta Little Brioni
11-11-2013, 02:35 PM
111 posts in 4 years? Look who crawled out of the dumpster.

warrior
11-11-2013, 02:44 PM
Coors is AWFUL. Just like your team's passing game. It's true.




It's from colorado too just like enver where's your D

Pasta Little Brioni
11-11-2013, 03:23 PM
Lil Richard after TD's ROFL pathetic

Dayze
11-11-2013, 03:37 PM
http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/55899697/Swole+Patrol+deadhorse.jpg

LMAO. Jesus

Cephalic Trauma
11-11-2013, 03:41 PM
http://www.smartambala.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/09/horse.jpg

Dayze
11-11-2013, 03:43 PM
Elway was worried at first, because that ass looks just like his wife's

Strongside
11-11-2013, 03:46 PM
Posted this in the Brad Pitt thread. It belongs here as well...

My name is Lt. Aldo Raine and I'm putting together a special team, and I need me 11 players. 11 Donkey hatin' players. Now, y'all might've heard rumors about the Sunday night game happening soon. Well, we'll be leaving a little earlier. We're gonna be dropped into Denver, dressed as stoner douchebags. And once we're in enemy territory, as a bushwhackin' guerrilla army, we're gonna be doin' one thing and one thing only... killin' Donkeys. Now, I don't know about y'all, but I sure as hell didn't come down from the goddamn Smoky Mountains, cross five hundred miles of wheat, fight my way through half of Nebraska and jump out of a ****in' air-o-plane to teach the Broncos lessons in humanity. Bronco ain't got no humanity. They're the foot soldiers of a Man-rapin', pick play cheatin' maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed. That's why any and every every son of a bitch we find wearin' a Bronco uniform, they're gonna die. Now, I'm the direct descendant of the mountain man Jim Bridger. That means I got a little Injun in me. And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. We will be cruel to the Broncos, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And the Bronco won't not be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our cleat heels, and the pads on our shoulders. And the Bronco will be sickened by us, and the Bronco will talk about us, and the Bronco will fear us. And when the Bronco closes their eyes at night and they're tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with. Sound good?

Cannibal
11-11-2013, 05:11 PM
this is a war gentlemen

http://i.imgur.com/1OonMfF.jpg

Everything about this = WIN.

Strongside
11-11-2013, 05:14 PM
http://static4.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/Shetland+Ponies+ftw+_81d462d70cf00e85b74340f29496897f.gif

Strongside
11-11-2013, 05:19 PM
Well, the forecast for the high on Sunday in Denver has already dropped about 10 degrees. 43 for the high, which means it'll be somewhere around 35 at kickoff. 30% chance of snow.

LOVE.

Cephalic Trauma
11-11-2013, 05:19 PM
http://static4.fjcdn.com/thumbnails/comments/Shetland+Ponies+ftw+_81d462d70cf00e85b74340f29496897f.gif

Reminds me of Trindon Holliday

Hog's Gone Fishin
11-11-2013, 06:10 PM
Gee, I don't hope foreheads ankles don't get a LITTLE STIFF in the cold weather.

Cephalic Trauma
11-11-2013, 06:11 PM
Gee, I don't hope foreheads ankles don't get a LITTLE STIFF in the cold weather.

Is this a joke about Brett Favre?

MotherfuckerJones
11-11-2013, 06:25 PM
Cincy is. They have the best combination of offense and defense in the AFC.

They lost their best defensive player and their best secondary player.

MotherfuckerJones
11-11-2013, 06:28 PM
San Diego will score 25+ on you guys in Qualcom (so you know what THAT means) and you'll manage a split with them by wining in NARROWhead....Denver is sweeping you.

Such a fucking donkey shit eating troll. What rock did you crawl out of?

SD couldn't score 25 on your shitty defense. How will they score that on our elite D?

O.city
11-11-2013, 06:42 PM
Browns are winning the north, they're just as talented as the bengals.

GloryDayz
11-11-2013, 06:43 PM
All joking aside I hope the Chiefs send the head of officials (and CC the league office) tape of Denver's latest habit of picks so they're informed and know what to look for. If they get no reply they need to A) plan on it happening a lot, and B) blow the WRs the fuck up on those plays (I mean lay them the fuck out and knock their teeth out and send their balls inside) on the same plays that Manning gets the same leveling while looking for other option because his two primary receivers in his progression are rolling around on the ground looking for all their man parts that were just jarred loose.

It's 15, make it worth it. And no, I don't care if we get "a reputation" it never bothered Denver, so it's just Karma!

scho63
11-11-2013, 07:55 PM
After watching last night's NBC coverage of the Cowboys-Saints game, I really wish we were on at 4pm instead.

Too many commercials, too much dumb cutaways for nonsense, Alex Flanagan's annoying voice, so little replays, too much focus on Bob Asshole Costas and his dumb liberal views, and dragged out TV time outs that makes the game difficult to watch.

OrtonsPiercedTaint
11-11-2013, 07:56 PM
Peyton will rest up in his sliegh bed this week.

notorious
11-11-2013, 09:58 PM
http://startseek.com/temp/beating_a_dead_horse.jpg

BossChief
11-11-2013, 10:03 PM
After watching last night's NBC coverage of the Cowboys-Saints game, I really wish we were on at 4pm instead.

Too many commercials, too much dumb cutaways for nonsense, Alex Flanagan's annoying voice, so little replays, too much focus on Bob Asshole Costas and his dumb liberal views, and dragged out TV time outs that makes the game difficult to watch.

Yeah, but the more national exposure this team gets, the better.

I think the fact we are on SNF will motivate the team. I highly doubt we come out flat.

MotherfuckerJones
11-11-2013, 10:03 PM
Gona need a Xanax come Sunday. Ima be a donkey hating cussing motherfucker.

MotherfuckerJones
11-11-2013, 10:06 PM
Yeah, but the more national exposure this team gets, the better.

I think the fact we are on SNF will motivate the team. I highly doubt we come out flat.

We've played upbeat and focused in prime time games the past couple years. We don't come out flat for them. Had a feeling we'd be flat against buffalo. This team was fatigued

a pp roach
11-11-2013, 10:06 PM
After watching last night's NBC coverage of the Cowboys-Saints game, I really wish we were on at 4pm instead.

Too many commercials, too much dumb cutaways for nonsense, Alex Flanagan's annoying voice, so little replays, too much focus on Bob Asshole Costas and his dumb liberal views, and dragged out TV time outs that makes the game difficult to watch.

i'm stoked for a sunday nighter...

chiefs can go out there and smoke some legal weed and then be all relaxed for the game and destroy the broncos. gonna cause denver to have a new strain of weed called jamaal charles kush

GloryDayz
11-11-2013, 10:10 PM
http://startseek.com/temp/beating_a_dead_horse.jpg

After this post the NFL will improve Denver's position by 15 yards on their first possession. There's an "Ill-will against Payton (or his team)" rule in the NFL dontchaknow!

notorious
11-11-2013, 10:11 PM
http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/35894/mongo-punches-horse-o.gif

Chiefs Pantalones
11-11-2013, 10:16 PM
Gona need a Xanax come Sunday. Ima be a donkey hating cussing mother****er jones

Fyp

GoChargers
11-11-2013, 10:23 PM
After this post the NFL will improve Denver's position by 15 yards on their first possession. There's an "Ill-will against Payton (or his team)" rule in the NFL dontchaknow!

They'll also give the Donks generous spots all game.... oh wait, the refs already do that for them every game.

MotherfuckerJones
11-11-2013, 10:24 PM
They'll also give the Donks generous spots all game.... oh wait, the refs already do that for them every game.

I.e. That forward progress call late in the game.

Dartgod
11-11-2013, 10:48 PM
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ltKfkHBPW1E/T_rB9hIQ_uI/AAAAAAAAD2c/N59y-2YS3YU/s400/funny-horse-04.jpg

Dartgod
11-11-2013, 10:54 PM
4 teams in the AFC that are better than KC: Denver, New England, Cincy and SAN DIEGO. tick tock tick tock.....

http://loldailyfun.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/a-Giraffe-is-raping-a-Donkey.jpg

Garcia Bronco
11-11-2013, 10:55 PM
Some of you...a few of you...need to be nicer to your ladies. If they want to watch Donks on TV, then you should be man enough to let them. I mean when Chiefs are on TV...like that time Atwater put the Nightmare to sleep...I didn't go running for the power button. When Shannon Sharpe caught the record for yards to a TE...I didn't leave the room. The Chiefs were on TV in my home, and I was okay with it.

notorious
11-11-2013, 10:57 PM
Some of you...a few of you...need to be nicer to your ladies. If they want to watch Donks on TV, then you should be man enough to let them. I mean when Chiefs are on TV...like that time Atwater put the Nightmare to sleep...I didn't go running for the power button. When Shannon Sharpe caught the record for yards to a TE...I didn't leave the room. The Chiefs were on TV in my home, and I was okay with it.

Alright, the gloves are coming off!

MileHighFish
11-11-2013, 10:58 PM
They'll also give the Donks generous spots all game.... oh wait, the refs already do that for them every game.

Yeah, I'm sure the Chiefs at 9-0 have received absolutely no breaks or havent been the beneficiary of any questionable calls yet this season... Sorry, the "underdog" card shouldn't even be in your deck anymore...

notorious
11-11-2013, 10:59 PM
Yeah, I'm sure the Chiefs at 9-0 have received absolutely no breaks or havent been the beneficiary of any questionable calls yet this season... Sorry, the "underdog" card shouldn't even be in your deck anymore...

He is a Butt-Chargers fan.

Garcia Bronco
11-11-2013, 11:06 PM
Alright, the gloves are coming off!

I already took them off...right after a sprayed down our Olines jerseys today with Teflon.

notorious
11-11-2013, 11:06 PM
I already took them off...right after a sprayed down our Olines jerseys today with Teflon.

:hmmm:

That's a step up from Crisco.

Garcia Bronco
11-11-2013, 11:09 PM
:hmmm:

That's a step up from Crisco.

We'll need every advantage to beat a tough team like the 9-0 Chiefs.

Sorter
11-11-2013, 11:54 PM
Browns are winning the north, they're just as talented as the bengals.

I don't know about that.

Direckshun
11-12-2013, 12:13 AM
I think they're as talented as the Bengals are now, with their stud NT out.

MMXcalibur
11-12-2013, 01:01 AM
When the Chiefs are up by two scores and running out the clock, I'm taking pictures of distraught Denver fans in the stands and posting them here.

GloryDayz
11-12-2013, 12:41 PM
Yeah, I'm sure the Chiefs at 9-0 have received absolutely no breaks or havent been the beneficiary of any questionable calls yet this season... Sorry, the "underdog" card shouldn't even be in your deck anymore...

Wait, what?? Did we get Manning or something? I thought the rule was if Manning was the only player on a football team that team was guaranteed to win by at least 21 points? What changed, the officials not dressing-out either?

MileHighFish
11-12-2013, 02:34 PM
He is a Butt-Chargers fan.

:D Makes sense now that you pointed that out! :thumb:

OrtonsPiercedTaint
11-12-2013, 03:44 PM
Listening to ESPN. It's less Bronco Week and more Peyton Manning Week.
Manning slurping like their jobs depend on it.

Marcellus
11-12-2013, 03:46 PM
Some of you...a few of you...need to be nicer to your ladies. If they want to watch Donks on TV, then you should be man enough to let them. I mean when Chiefs are on TV...like that time Atwater put the Nightmare to sleep...I didn't go running for the power button. When Shannon Sharpe caught the record for yards to a TE...I didn't leave the room. The Chiefs were on TV in my home, and I was okay with it.

Did you keep watching when Jamaal Charles set the record for rushing yards against Denver?

O.city
11-12-2013, 06:03 PM
I don't know about that.

It's an opinion, one that some may not agree with, but it is mine.

I think the Bengals are really talented on both sides of the ball, sans QB, and the Browns are probably not quite there, but it's close.

AussieChiefsFan
11-12-2013, 09:13 PM
Fuck yes! This game is on actual TV for me! Won't be needing GamePass this week.

Full HD here I come!

http://i.imgur.com/rvDKfQm.png

007
11-13-2013, 01:07 AM
Listening to ESPN. It's less Bronco Week and more Peyton Manning Week.
Manning slurping like their jobs depend on it.

Well of course. Did you expect anything else?

Pasta Little Brioni
11-13-2013, 01:20 AM
Can not wait to bust my TV over them dinking and ducking down the field on illegal pick plays.

GloryDayz
11-13-2013, 10:16 AM
Can not wait to bust my TV over them dinking and ducking down the field on illegal pick plays.

If they do (and I suspect they will try) and Andy hasn't already warned the league's head of officials that he'll come unglued (I mean like TODAY [with film to support his accusations]), and then he actually come unglued - along with the players who get picked, then it's on us and not them. So when it happens, the D needs to be very-much in the face of the officials, making a scene that will be talked about, if nothing else, later.

The same holds true for holds on Hali and Houston. I'm very OK with a few 15-yarders to, if nothing else, open the dialog about all these rules that the officials are selectively seeing, interpreting, and applying later in the week. Unless the problem is brought to light in a prime-time game like this, it'll never get fixed.

And with the way the Manning's and the Brady's of the league "complain" and "get in the face" of the officials, so too should the Hali's and the Houston's.

Pasta Little Brioni
11-13-2013, 05:49 PM
If they do (and I suspect they will try) and Andy hasn't already warned the league's head of officials that he'll come unglued (I mean like TODAY [with film to support his accusations]), and then he actually come unglued - along with the players who get picked, then it's on us and not them. So when it happens, the D needs to be very-much in the face of the officials, making a scene that will be talked about, if nothing else, later.

The same holds true for holds on Hali and Houston. I'm very OK with a few 15-yarders to, if nothing else, open the dialog about all these rules that the officials are selectively seeing, interpreting, and applying later in the week. Unless the problem is brought to light in a prime-time game like this, it'll never get fixed.

And with the way the Manning's and the Brady's of the league "complain" and "get in the face" of the officials, so too should the Hali's and the Houston's.

They had like 200 yards worth of YAC one week on complete bullshit plays.

Sweet Daddy Hate
11-13-2013, 06:08 PM
Just go "Bad News Chiefs" on their asses a few times, smash them in the motherfucking mouth, and watch how fast they straighten the fuck up.

007
11-14-2013, 02:59 AM
Bumping because this has no business being on the second page.

beach tribe
11-14-2013, 03:16 AM
Cincy is the most complete team in the AFC by far, and probably second behind Seattle. Losing Geno Atkins hurts, though.

For a team with no holes, they sure do play like shit a lot.

SPchief
11-14-2013, 03:17 AM
Bumping because this has no business being on the second page.

Rape Rape Rape Rape Rape Rape

beach tribe
11-14-2013, 03:21 AM
Yeah, I'm sure the Chiefs at 9-0 have received absolutely no breaks or havent been the beneficiary of any questionable calls yet this season... Sorry, the "underdog" card shouldn't even be in your deck anymore...

Is this a Knowmo mult.

Regardless, it's definitely another 15 yr old. give or take a few pubes.

SPchief
11-14-2013, 03:21 AM
Sunday will be the 2nd best day ever. Me and the wife will have a good day with each other (it's our 1 year), then I get to watch Peyton cry

Breaker
11-14-2013, 04:12 AM
Its funny that Chiefs fans actually think they have a chance in hell. Broncos will have 28 by halftime and will put up at least 40 in the game. I also state right now that Denver gets at least one special teams or defensive TD.

big nasty kcnut
11-14-2013, 04:15 AM
Ok n00b so how life inside your own ass.

ChiefRocka
11-14-2013, 06:22 AM
Its funny that Chiefs fans actually think they have a chance in hell. Broncos will have 28 by halftime and will put up at least 40 in the game. I also state right now that Denver gets at least one special teams or defensive TD.

Mr. Manning meet an actual defense that will move you off your spot. Good luck with your old man ankles.

Mr. Flopnuts
11-14-2013, 06:39 AM
Fuck yes! This game is on actual TV for me! Won't be needing GamePass this week.

Full HD here I come!

http://i.imgur.com/rvDKfQm.png

Jesus. Are there no Australian produced shows over there?

OrtonsPiercedTaint
11-14-2013, 06:49 AM
Its funny that Chiefs fans actually think they have a chance in hell. Broncos will have 28 by halftime and will put up at least 40 in the game. I also state right now that Denver gets at least one special teams or defensive TD.

.

warrior
11-14-2013, 07:17 AM
Its funny that Chiefs fans actually think they have a chance in hell. Broncos will have 28 by halftime and will put up at least 40 in the game. I also state right now that Denver gets at least one special teams or defensive TD.





You sure are a delusional little bitch.

Donkies will never see 20 points in this game.

Carlota69
11-14-2013, 08:09 AM
Its funny that Chiefs fans actually think they have a chance in hell. Broncos will have 28 by halftime and will put up at least 40 in the game. I also state right now that Denver gets at least one special teams or defensive TD.

You are without question the biggest idiot and most worthless poster I've ever seen on this board. Without question. Oh, it isn't because your a donkey loving moron, there are plenty of donk homers that are reasonable Intelligent folks, aside from their team affiliation. You on the other hand, are the bottom of the barrel scum, the scum in the creases at the bottom, you know the scum that is so gross and disgusting that people don't even bother trying to scrape it out, they just toss it away. That's you.

Chiefs=Champions
11-14-2013, 08:28 AM
Jesus. Are there no Australian produced shows over there?

Australian tv is generally awful.

Dartgod
11-14-2013, 08:47 AM
Its funny that Chiefs fans actually think they have a chance in hell. Broncos will have 28 by halftime and will put up at least 40 in the game. I also state right now that Denver gets at least one special teams or defensive TD.

It's funny that your brain actually has the horsepower to allow you to breathe.

FlaChief58
11-14-2013, 08:48 AM
Elway just released a statement on this weeks game vs the Chiefs

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patteeu
11-14-2013, 10:29 AM
FWIW, http://sport.woot.com is in on the act today. Here's the graphic for their daily sale:

http://d3gqasl9vmjfd8.cloudfront.net/c3c86f12-235b-40ce-a0a7-8e5e4706505d.jpg

AussieChiefsFan
11-14-2013, 08:34 PM
Jesus. Are there no Australian produced shows over there?

There are. Mainly during primetime hours though. Not usually at 2 in the afternoon.

Breaker
11-15-2013, 03:37 AM
You are without question the biggest idiot and most worthless poster I've ever seen on this board. Without question. Oh, it isn't because your a donkey loving moron, there are plenty of donk homers that are reasonable Intelligent folks, aside from their team affiliation. You on the other hand, are the bottom of the barrel scum, the scum in the creases at the bottom, you know the scum that is so gross and disgusting that people don't even bother trying to scrape it out, they just toss it away. That's you.

Ahhh I see, so "intelligent" is capitalizing intelligent in the middle of sentence? Yep, you are sure the smart one here. :banghead:

big nasty kcnut
11-15-2013, 09:51 AM
Breaker so did mommy let you use the computer while she trying to make someone holler for a dollar.

007
11-16-2013, 12:02 AM
On the first day of school a first grade teacher explained to her class that she was a Broncos fan. She asked her students to raise their hands if they, too, were Broncos fans. Wanting to impress their teacher, everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looked at the girl with surprise, "Janie", she asked, "why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Broncos fan," Janie replied. The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Broncos fan, then who are you a fan of?"

"I am a Chiefs fan, and proud of it," Janie replied. The teacher could not believe her ears. "Janie," she gasped, "please tell us why you are a Chiefs fan?" "Because my mom is a Chiefs fan, and my dad is Chiefs fan, so I'M a Chiefs fan TOO!" "Well," said the teacher, in an obviously annoyed tone, "that is no reason for you to be a Chiefs fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mom was an idiot and your dad was a moron, what would you be then?" "Then," Janie smiled, "I'd be a Broncos fan."

KcMizzou
11-16-2013, 12:11 AM
Jesus. Are there no Australian produced shows over there?I dunno. "Big Angry Fish" sounds cool.

Chiefs Pantalones
11-16-2013, 12:17 AM
I'm tired of the talk. I'm ready for the game.

KcMizzou
11-16-2013, 12:19 AM
I'm tired of the talk. I'm ready for the game.Yeah, let's do this.

A Salt Weapon
11-16-2013, 12:22 AM
Let's do this, can't wait to destroy the donkeys in their own stadium.

MMXcalibur
11-16-2013, 01:09 AM
Ahhh I see, so "intelligent" is capitalizing intelligent in the middle of sentence? Yep, you are sure the smart one here. :banghead:

Commenting on grammar and spelling mistakes is the last gasp of any shitheel.
Ride off into the sunset knowing you've won.

007
11-16-2013, 03:20 AM
NFL.com picks Denver. SI picks Denver. Bleacher Report picks Denver. USA Today picks Denver.

ESPN almost had a clean sweep picking Denver over the Chiefs. Keyshawn picked the Chiefs. LMAO

I love this.

If the Chiefs win this game, the egg smell will be sweet. ROFL

bevischief
11-16-2013, 04:24 AM
NFL.com picks Denver. SI picks Denver. Bleacher Report picks Denver. USA Today picks Denver.

ESPN almost had a clean sweep picking Denver over the Chiefs. Keyshawn picked the Chiefs. LMAO

I love this.

If the Chiefs win this game, the egg smell will be sweet. ROFL

Yep.

bevischief
11-16-2013, 04:27 AM
NFL.com picks Denver. SI picks Denver. Bleacher Report picks Denver. USA Today picks Denver.

ESPN almost had a clean sweep picking Denver over the Chiefs. Keyshawn picked the Chiefs. LMAO

I love this.

If the Chiefs win this game, the egg smell will be sweet. ROFL

Yep. I have real money on this game. Nothing serious.

AussieChiefsFan
11-16-2013, 05:08 AM
NFL.com picks Denver. SI picks Denver. Bleacher Report picks Denver. USA Today picks Denver.

ESPN almost had a clean sweep picking Denver over the Chiefs. Keyshawn picked the Chiefs. LMAO

I love this.

If the Chiefs win this game, the egg smell will be sweet. ROFL

On NFL Network today they had 2 out of 3 guys pick the Chiefs during Total Access/AFC Playbook.

007
11-16-2013, 05:36 AM
On NFL Network today they had 2 out of 3 guys pick the Chiefs during Total Access/AFC Playbook.

http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap2000000281421/article/picking-winners-for-week-11-nfl-games

AussieChiefsFan
11-16-2013, 05:44 AM
http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap2000000281421/article/picking-winners-for-week-11-nfl-gamesWell screw the ATL team then. LMAO

I think it was someone like Willie McGhinist and Darren Sharper than said we were going to win.

007
11-16-2013, 05:52 AM
Well screw the ATL team then. LMAO

I think it was someone like Willie McGhinist and Darren Sharper than said we were going to win.

Really its the ESPN picks that irritate me.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/picks

AussieChiefsFan
11-16-2013, 05:57 AM
Really its the ESPN picks that irritate me.

http://espn.go.com/nfl/picksJohnson you legend.

EDIT: Also, Jerome you legend.

GloryDayz
11-16-2013, 08:47 AM
I'm getting more concerned about the hype. I get it, but I agree that it's exciting, just quit climbing the ladder because it'll just make the fall longer should this go bad.. The bigger the stage is, the more inclined the NFL will be to make sure the best downstream TV-ratings outcome is achieved. And yes, I do think the NFL will selectively see, interpret, and apply the rules based on perceived or projected downstream profits.

Just play the fucking game.

Pasta Little Brioni
11-16-2013, 08:49 AM
This is a bigger game for the Donks. They can't go two back with Foxbourough and Arrowhead lurking in back to back weeks.

GloryDayz
11-16-2013, 08:52 AM
Not to mention that I think the low O2 level, as always, will play into this game a LOT more than it's being given credit for. From the middle of the 3rd quarter to the end of the 4th quarter, with only 24-36 hours in town, the big boys are going to be be hurting in the lung department.

Don't believe me, well I'll submit that if you fly to Denver and go running that same day, you'll know what I'm talking about. If you don't feel it, that's because you just flew from another high-altitude city that you live in.

I totally think the Chiefs should have spent the week at altitude in Denver. Perhaps not enough, but a lot better than 24 hours...

GloryDayz
11-16-2013, 08:53 AM
This is a bigger game for the Donks. They can't go two back with Foxbourough and Arrowhead lurking in back to back weeks.

This very true.. Let's hope that makes them play stupid...

That being said, the press around here is going full-on stupid about this one game. Like it's the actual Super Bowl!

With the way they're pumping it up, should we lose, you might see some players cry like they just lost the SB instead of one regular season "division" game.

Pasta Little Brioni
11-16-2013, 08:56 AM
This very true.. Let's hope that makes them play stupid...

That being said, the press around here is going full-on stupid about this one game. Like it's the actual Super Bowl!

With the way they're pumping it up, should we lose, you might see some players cry like they just lost the SB instead of one regular season "division" game.

It's a game they are expected to win and told they can just walk in and take. Pressures on them. To win....and keep Jughead alive another week.

MahiMike
11-16-2013, 09:00 AM
Sure is nice to turn on NFL Network and actually see them talking about our undefeated team instead of the Jets.

Carlota69
11-16-2013, 09:08 AM
Ahhh I see, so "intelligent" is capitalizing intelligent in the middle of sentence? Yep, you are sure the smart one here. :banghead:

Yes, the typos my IPad provides can make me look unintelligent sometimes. Your mouth confirms you are a donkey ****ing moron.

Carlota69
11-16-2013, 09:11 AM
At some point, these guys are going to have to lose a game...I pray it's after they go 10-0. I'd rather lose to SD next week, then lose to Denver this week

GloryDayz
11-16-2013, 09:47 AM
At some point, these guys are going to have to lose a game...I pray it's after they go 10-0. I'd rather lose to SD next week, then lose to Denver this week

I agree to a point. Nothing is impossible, so 19-0 isn't impossible just highly improbable. That being said, Denver is the worst team to lose too.

Yes, I hate them and I hope a meteor hits their plane in midair some time soon. And as long at it takes out Manning (first) I don't think anybody has much to worry about. He is the ultimate example of a single player making an entire team. He goes down and I don't think they win any game in the last two years. No disrespect to Welker or Moreno, but without Payton at the helm, they'd be no different that any number of other teams with quality position players who struggle to win.

Well, anyway, fuck Denver and I hope Buddha sends a sizable meteor to take their asses out!